44 Comments:

• From that top pic it looks likes she's carrying pretty low.

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 09:44:25

• aww, naw, shieeeet, aaaawww man, aaaaaaa

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 09:44:51

• That sucks. What kind of a name is "Cash" anyway? Maybe it's his middle name and his first is "Ninety days same as".
  I'd like you to meet my kids "Cash", "Credit", "Chapter 11 Bankruptcy" and "Variable APR".

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 09:48:16

• she's a diva and he's a nobody. a la christina aguilera, this relationship might actually work out.

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 09:48:45

• Headline 9 months from now:
  
  "Boring, Overrated 'Actress' Delivers Equally Boring, Overrated Child."

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 09:50:38

• "And we bought the exclusive photes for millions of dollars" - Us Weekly

  By hates hollywood, on December 12, 2007 09:59:31

• Sigh. The butterfly's are dead.

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 09:59:50

• I still can't figure out what racial profiling category Jessica Alba would fall into??? She's definitely got a little cream in her, but ALba sounds Latino, but her features still look a little African. Just wondering...

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 10:03:33

• I think she is Latin.

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 10:13:32

• yuck that baby's gonna be ugly and hairy

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 10:14:06

• Oh man, you think he cheats on her NOW, wait till she's 8 months pregnant...
  
  I'd feel bad for her if she wasn't such a heinous bitch...

  By chigger, on December 12, 2007 10:16:30

• "I still can't figure out what racial profiling category Jessica Alba would fall into??? She's definitely got a little cream in her, but ALba sounds Latino, but her features still look a little African. Just wondering..."
  
  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 10:03:33
  
  Her profile is nice ass from the nice ass tribe located in nice ass by the nice ass river in the republic of nice ass.

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 10:17:29

• At least she'll soon stop complaining about what a curse it is to be beautiful. Looking forward to her fading away.

  By just-this-guy, on December 12, 2007 10:24:30

• My penis is gonna kill himself.

  By Troy, on December 12, 2007 10:29:23

• "I still can't figure out what racial profiling category Jessica Alba would fall into???"
  
  She's a beaner, if I recall correctly. Sheeit, if they all looked like her, I'd let every single one of the little buggers come across the border.

  By George W Bush, on December 12, 2007 10:31:18

• 10:17~~much agreed.
  
  Let's just pray that she doesn't turn out like Britney after the baby is born.

  By Big Poppa, on December 12, 2007 10:35:54

• haha all of her religious fans are going to hate her for having sex out of wedlock.

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 10:36:53

• there go my chance of tappin that ass ,
  
  now she gon have a big ole floppy vagina,
  
  DAYUM'! :(

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 10:47:57

• there goes that tight body to hell
  
  here comes a blubber bloated stretched out mexican baby popper

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 10:51:05

• i'm da goose who laid the golden wad!

  By cash money warran!!!, on December 12, 2007 10:52:52

• Hmmm...wedlock...headlock...padlock...
  
  Cockblock...
  
  Interesting...

  By Vigilante, on December 12, 2007 10:59:39

• Talk about hitting the poon-tang lottery.
  
  Lucky guy!

  By gobluebaby!!, on December 12, 2007 11:01:29

• YOU - LUCKY - BASTARD

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 11:07:39

• DUDE, she got pregnant from break-up sex!
  
  suuuuuucks!!!

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 11:08:07

• well hopefully she won't pass on her self hatred to the little baby.

  By Niecy, on December 12, 2007 11:08:56

• well considering her entire career is based on her body, she might want to start saving now.

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 11:19:43

• Why do you have to be so mean? Jessica, I'm happy for you.

  By Hunter, on December 12, 2007 11:58:06

• She is so 2006. Move over. Next

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 12:49:22

• move over?!
  
  BEND OVER while you still can and meet my brown snake

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 12:56:18

• The only question this raises is why hasn't she turned over my bedsheets yet? I put the little cleaning lady picture on my room doorknob and everything!

  By Joe Insurance salesman, on December 12, 2007 13:27:43

• I never thought their "breakup" was real anyway

  By Musicisourhigh, on December 12, 2007 13:45:55

• Questions like is Cash Warren some kind of mystical sorcerer? Beware, there might be no limit to his dark art!
  
  I put on my Robe and Wizard Hat...
  

  By Holden Magroin, on December 12, 2007 14:28:32

• since her career revolves around her being half-naked and tight-bodied, i'm not sure how this will pan out for her.
  
  Just another Hollywood slut popping out another illegitimate child that will grow up to be this next generation's Paris and Nichol...oh-joy...
  

  By Princess, on December 12, 2007 14:29:24

• I see a Mexican Britney in about 3 years.

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 14:31:17

• joe insurance saleman, reality check. You’re a salesman and she’s a rich bitch. life's a bitch!

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 15:03:30

• lets not compare to britney spears. Britney had mental issues before she had babies. 2 day marriage before kevin. Drugged out of her mind videos and lets not forget the matching jean outfits her and justin timberlake wore!

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 15:08:02

• Yawn.........

  By NubianGoddez, on December 12, 2007 15:57:02

• She's so gonna be a hot mom.

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 17:44:04

• That baby is gonna be so gorgeous just like its gorgeous mommy! Im happy for her =]

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 18:26:11

• Yawn.........
  
  If you're bored, that pesky chiffarobe still needs bustin up.

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 22:52:38

• well, it is that exact position that landed her in this mess in the first place.
  
  i hate kids

  By not your mother's helper, on December 12, 2007 23:11:39

• What racial category? Let me think -- She's brown and she's from California. She could be Armenian or maybe Turkish, but I would venture to guess that she's probably Mexican.

  By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 01:50:42

• Smokin' hot. I'd dock in all ports.

  By JAC, on December 13, 2007 06:41:00

• pregnant ???
  and why does she keep posing like a Playboy bunny ??
  her ass is ready to welcome a huge ..... ya know
  
  let's see how turns this one
  

  By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 09:21:41