32 Comments:

• trucker hat again. ew.

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 19:53:22

• now she can't say that she isn't latina.

  By Prettyboy, on December 12, 2007 20:23:48

• Thank god she's knocked up. Maybe now she'll put on enough weight for her fucking thighs to actually touch again. And maybe she won't be such a bitch.
  
  OK, there's no chance of that last part happening.

  By Abram, on December 12, 2007 20:32:13

• dat ass gon be explodin'.

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 20:34:39

• Twenty bucks she got pregnant so that she could get fat and get a part that doesn't require her to be "hot".

  By Alicia, on December 12, 2007 22:22:24

• Damn! She told me she was on birth control. Oh well, thats Cash's problem now. That idiot will just think its his anyway.

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 22:28:22

• Won't 80% of you be pissed off if all she ends up with after the pregnancy are bigger cans and much perkier nipples?
  
  I will point and laugh if that happens.
  
  Hahahahahahahahahaha. Just practising there.

  By The Committee To Provide Jessica Alba Bigger Cans Without Implants, on December 12, 2007 22:37:17

• just another soon to be fat latina. yawwwnnnn

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 22:41:14

• hottest milf ever

  By fighters, on December 12, 2007 23:08:59

• hottest milf ever
  hottest milf ever

  By go baby, on December 12, 2007 23:10:59

• "Won't 80% of you be pissed off if all she ends up with after the pregnancy are bigger cans and much perkier nipples?"
  
  Um....no?

  By J-Bird, on December 13, 2007 05:20:32

• As you all comment on this story, please keep in mind my long-standing promise to punch in the face any and all people who use the term "baby bump."
  
  Seriously. It's fucking dumb.

  By Zombie Jesus, on December 13, 2007 05:54:19

• You guys are somethin else...first you get all pissed off if the celebs don't announce their pregnancy after they are obviously showing. Now you are gettin pissed off that Alba announces her's early on before she is really showing. ONE WAY OR THE OTHER PEOPLE!!

  By reactor9981, on December 13, 2007 06:20:53

• Hey Abram, my husband said the same thing "good, maybe she'll put on some weight now"
  
  Hmm. He didn't say that to ME when I got pregnant.....

  By JMR, on December 13, 2007 06:33:44

• I ask questions, and I often use my questions as a method of ascertaining the unknown. And I find myself asking...what does this woman's ass taste like?

  By Socrates, on December 13, 2007 06:53:20

• She's over rated

  By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 06:57:41

• Sitting here 19 weeks pregnant, I offcially hate her.

  By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 07:36:37

• Hey, this explains her acne and tired look appearance the other day. She probably had just had morning sickness.

  By Cox Rocker, on December 13, 2007 07:50:52

• Is that an engagement ring?

  By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 08:06:53

• So she is Latina??? I could've sworn there was some black in there mixd w/ a little cream, or a lot of cream now that Cash knocked her up. No doubt she's hot, a good mix whatever she was.

  By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 08:37:01

• "hottest milf ever"
  
  Don't be sacrilegious, especially at this time of year. The hottest MILF ever was The Blessed Virgin Mary.

  By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 08:43:03

• Still a couple good months to hit it before she turns into a disgusting blob.

  By Troy, on December 13, 2007 09:08:03

• Trucker hat with a crown print on it. Klass-ee.

  By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 09:53:49

• her ass is gonna get huge and tons of CELLULITE will be all over her ass and thighs is not gonna be nice eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

  By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 10:17:39

• who ever wrote that about jessice albe needs a reallity check. first things first, she looks great, maybe you would prefer nicole richie's skinny ass. secondly, she looked best when she was doing dark angel, PHAT jack ass.

  By fulltilt, on December 13, 2007 10:37:08

• @ "fulltilt" it was SARCASM, you idiot.

  By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 10:39:59

• geez...as pretty as she is and she couldn't find anything better to sire her baby?
  Old Cash prolly purposely cut his own condom open so he could try and impregnate her...

  By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 11:23:37

• You can tell she's gonna gain alot of weight in the butt. You can see the fat creepin' up on that butt.

  By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 14:24:33

• She's gonna be the cutest mom ever! I could so imagine a pretty baby from her too.

  By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 14:53:07

• Imagine her breast feeding...

  By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 17:53:34

• Can I imagine it's me feeding from her breasts? Beat ya to it years ago, in that case.

  By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 23:26:52

• can you stop imagin'n pervert stuff(for the pervert ppl) I think she'd be the prettiest mom ever and wont be britney spears 2! and will take care of her children!!!!!!!!!

  By NATALY, on January 21, 2008 10:57:27