I saw a great story about this on www.mmanewsdesk.com because Jess's new boytoy is a big UFC fan, and he hangs around with Tito Ortiz(who is Jenna Jameson's boyfriend). Imagine that orgy! Anyway, check out the story, there's a great pic of Jessica I haven't seen anywhere else, and it looks like she's trying to look like Jenna!
I think Romo should let his thumb heal by sticking it up Jessica's pooper (or her Dad's). This reminds me of Brittney at the superbowl a few years ago in a football get-up where she looked incredibly hot before going downhill from there.
And why in the hell does her dad have to go EVERYWHERE with her? When she's got her rag, does he offer to change the tampon?? No wonder Nick Lachey got frustrated with their marriage~~Papa Joe was probably hiding in the closet the first time they had sex.
She's hideous. Obviously Tony has poor judgment where he's been sleeping around, and has no shame being seen with her. He has all the hallmarks of the Minnesota Vikings.
This is so beyond embarrassing, there are no proper words. What is Romo thinking - he is either a complete loser or dumb as a rock.
Jessica is acting like a fool at the game with that stupid jersey and shaking her chest and loving up to Daddy. The Mother is pathetic as is the entire family.
Romo - what is wrong with you for you to believe this was a good idea? Hopefully, you will stop now before this goes any further. Your team mates must be furious while at the same time, laughing hysterically at how stupid you look.
Oh and yes, I know the Eagles suck, but GO EAGLES anyway! beating Dallas is the only thing that makes this year tolerable. Philly loves Jessica Simpson! Keep up the good work, Jess. I heard Reggie Bush wants to play with your balls. Look into that for next week. Thanks. Love, Philadelphia.
It wasn't until I saw this video that I realized the only reason Jessica is dating Tony Romo is so Papa Joe can get free tickets in a private box to a Cowboys game. Way to go, Tony!
A few weeks ago I joked about Jessica ruining my fantasy season by distracting my quarterback. And, in the semifinals, it happens. So Jessica just cost me about 2 grand.
Also, because of my new found hatred for her, she made me join forces with Cowboys fans. Who, outside of my blog-writing crush Jennifer, are all fucking morons.
Oh, please! Yes, I'm sure Jessica Simpson is forcing Tony Romo to date her. It is her master plan to destroy the football team. Evil, evil temptress!
It would be nice if someone allocated the blame on Tony Romo. "Hey, Tony you usually can't play well while you're dating someone. We've noticed a negative correlation between you dating and your performance: you date, your play bad."
Also, it might occur to the announcers that just because Tony is awesome at football he might not be an intellectual genius too. Ahem, maybe he and Simpson have a lot in common. Don't worry, even if Jessica was Tony's dreamgirl, he'll get tired real soon and go on to the next piece of ass who can be blamed for messing up his performance.
She could care less about Football. Her buddy has a spors hubby, so she wants one too. Doesn't she read the tabloids? He is a serial Hollywood dater. She is just the latest. TO should go off on her.
I'm actually going to thank Jessica Simpson because my Birds finally won a game. It was either her or Brian Westbrook- I'm not sure who, but I'm grateful enough. Sorry Jenny!
I was thinking... If I was a professional player I would be nervous if my girlfriend was at my games, so I wouldn't play well. Maybe that happenned to Tony which is the worst cause he's suppossed to be exactly that... a professional.
"Didn't anyone ask Jessica why she was wearing the number 6 when Tony's number is 9? Maybe that would've confused her long enough to break the jinx..." Hilarious - thanks!
I'm just picturing someone telling Jessica she's wearing the wrong number, then she just keeps looking down at the shirt she's wearing and then back at Tony's... over and over and over again.
She IS wearing #9 you fuckin dumbasses. Sorry but when people can't tell the difference between nine and six and then go and accuse someone else of their stupidity that really pisses me off.
I'm sick of the word tranny too. Jessica doesn't look like a tranny. Obviously anyone that says that must be fixated with trannies. She needs to calm the fuck down and stop going to his games so much, so he can concentrate and she needs to tell her crazy ass clan to back off!
Allow me to explain the "6" vs "9" controversy. Someone was making a joke that when JS looks down at her own shirt she SEES a 6 (since she would see it upside down), when in reality it is a 9, but she is too dumb to realize it is upside down.
Dear Philly, I hope you come back to visit after you are proven wrong. Now shouldn't you be eating a sandwich with Cheese Whiz on it or something? Get back to us when you have some taste. Love, Dallas
I was at that game, and the only time she was even paying attention was when the camera was on her. She spent the first quarter or so glued to Daddy's side, whispering and giggling. Sickening. Dallas has always been my team, but they need a more mature qb that can set the cheap hooker aside and take care of his real biznezz.
The Dallas Cowboys suck. Too much hype and not enough substance. Romo is probably the most overrated QB to come along in a long time. The talking heads go crazy over him, but he's nothing but a flash in the pan. They overpaid him bigtime.
I love the look on her face in some of these pics - she don't know what the hell is going on down there on the field! She's as dumb as a fucking brick. And that tells me all I need to know about Tony "Goober" Romo - his Mama oughta slap the shit out of him and tell him to start thinking with his head instead of his dick. Dumb fucker. BDM
Eagles suck ASS!!!!! I think everyone is just jealous of Jessica. All men want her and all women wish they were half as gorgeous as she is. Eveyb0dy needs to stop hatein on Jessica.
Wow I am not a jessica fan but c'mon dude was just sucking on sunday. He's a good quarterback, i dont like Dallas but i can recognize when someones good. Oh and i dont think JS looks like a tranny she just looks like a lot of these plastic hollywood weirdos.
This was first uttered at the first moment everyone realized the Simpsons were on the property. Romo, honey, I know you like the Texas hos around the holidays but For the Love Of Our Cowboys leave em alone til after the games. Especially any game with Philly. You think you would have learned from last years fiasco.
DallASS has no chance to win the SB. Sorry. I hate the Pats but they are an undeniable force. One of you is gonnna have to go Jeff Gillooly on Tom Brady to even have a chance.
I doubt you have ever been to Dallas or Philadelphia. Philadelphia has more to do on one city block than Dallas and its suburbs has in its entirety. Unless you consider that crappy spining bar on top of the Dallas-Hyatt a lot of fun.
Guys, guys, guys, stop arguing...both Dallas and Philly are just awful, awful places.
Philly is an armpit, it's what would happen if you took all of the ghettos in NY and NJ and put them in one place, and Dallas is a giant truck-stop populated by rednecks and gold-digging women.
Philly is a world class city man. It's nothing like what it was 20 years ago...it's pretty amazing now. Loser. Travel a little. As someone who has been to nearly every major city in the US for work, I'll tell you Philly is top notch...the historical buildings look brand new, that's how well the city is cared for. It's almost as clean as Denver.
Here she goes ruining another man. thank God Mayer saw the light and dumped her retarded ass before his talent suffered. any man with talent should avoid her like the bubonic plague. her dad is so creepy he's like a pimp oh wait he is a pimp!!
Dallas is not terrible, but it's not Philly either...it's very spread out and rural. Philadelphia is a "real" city. Dallas is just kinda contrived and fake...and just sorta too rural...I don't give a flip about either team, but Philadelphia ia a travel destination worldwide, and Dallas is an example of why Europeans hate us.
My husband just made a comment last week about how Romo better watch out. If he keeps running around to all these parties and hang out with all these hollywood girls, he was going to become the next Matt Leinart. Washed up.
107 Comments:
Leave Your CommentJINX-Idiot is the better Word for Her
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 04:41:31
I'd like to see Ms Simpson donate her Y chromosome to somebody in Eritria or someplace like that where people don't have enough of them.
By eddy, on December 17, 2007 05:02:47
screw dallas
By donovan mcnabb, on December 17, 2007 05:17:44
I saw a great story about this on www.mmanewsdesk.com because Jess's new boytoy is a big UFC fan, and he hangs around with Tito Ortiz(who is Jenna Jameson's boyfriend). Imagine that orgy! Anyway, check out the story, there's a great pic of Jessica I haven't seen anywhere else, and it looks like she's trying to look like Jenna!
By UFCManiac, on December 17, 2007 05:23:42
The same thing happened when Carrie Underwood came to a Cowboys game....he played poorly....get your shit together, Romo. Throws before hoes, man.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 05:33:42
I think Romo should let his thumb heal by sticking it up Jessica's pooper (or her Dad's).
This reminds me of Brittney at the superbowl a few years ago in a football get-up where she looked incredibly hot before going downhill from there.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 05:44:59
I give that relationship 2, maybe 3 more games.
And why in the hell does her dad have to go EVERYWHERE with her? When she's got her rag, does he offer to change the tampon?? No wonder Nick Lachey got frustrated with their marriage~~Papa Joe was probably hiding in the closet the first time they had sex.
By Jennifer, on December 17, 2007 06:32:13
Local radio is calling for her to be added to the no-fly list until the season's over.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 06:47:18
I can't wait to watch PTI tonight and see them rip those two to shreads!
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 06:58:23
Hahaha, I've been waiting for a post like this to go up since I was watching the game yesterday. Stupid Romo.
By Brittany, on December 17, 2007 07:04:00
She's hideous. Obviously Tony has poor judgment where he's been sleeping around, and has no shame being seen with her. He has all the hallmarks of the Minnesota Vikings.
With that tranny, maybe he's really Tony Homo?
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 07:05:01
I was sure she was going to lift that shirt up after she tugged at it. I'm not sure if that says more about me, or about her, but whatever.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 07:05:10
This is so beyond embarrassing, there are no proper words. What is Romo thinking - he is either a complete loser or dumb as a rock.
Jessica is acting like a fool at the game with that stupid jersey and shaking her chest and loving up to Daddy. The Mother is pathetic as is the entire family.
Romo - what is wrong with you for you to believe this was a good idea? Hopefully, you will stop now before this goes any further. Your team mates must be furious while at the same time, laughing hysterically at how stupid you look.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 07:10:44
GO EAGLES!!!!
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 07:12:53
Couldn't have happened to a better team....excellent!
By gobluebaby, on December 17, 2007 07:15:45
Oh and yes, I know the Eagles suck, but GO EAGLES anyway! beating Dallas is the only thing that makes this year tolerable. Philly loves Jessica Simpson! Keep up the good work, Jess. I heard Reggie Bush wants to play with your balls. Look into that for next week. Thanks. Love, Philadelphia.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 07:17:06
It wasn't until I saw this video that I realized the only reason Jessica is dating Tony Romo is so Papa Joe can get free tickets in a private box to a Cowboys game. Way to go, Tony!
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 07:31:30
She is a jink. She is also a tranny. Discuss.
By Professor Pit Staines, on December 17, 2007 07:35:18
Didn't anyone ask Jessica why she was wearing the number 6 when Tony's number is 9? Maybe that would've confused her long enough to break the jinx...
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 07:38:36
the funny thing is you can see her pops trying to provoke her everytime the camera shows her....what a bunch of tools/idiots
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 07:43:12
She may be a jinx, but a chick with daddy issues means one thing and one thing only ... regular, and satifying blow jobs.
I tip my cap in your general direction Tony Romo ...
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 07:52:02
Best pic of Romo ever lol!
By greepoman, on December 17, 2007 07:59:53
After the way she acted at that game, if he has any brains, he'll dump her. Douche.
GO PATS!
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 08:00:58
A few weeks ago I joked about Jessica ruining my fantasy season by distracting my quarterback. And, in the semifinals, it happens. So Jessica just cost me about 2 grand.
Also, because of my new found hatred for her, she made me join forces with Cowboys fans. Who, outside of my blog-writing crush Jennifer, are all fucking morons.
So I doubly hate you, Jessica.
By Jim, on December 17, 2007 08:05:19
Oh, please! Yes, I'm sure Jessica Simpson is forcing Tony Romo to date her. It is her master plan to destroy the football team. Evil, evil temptress!
It would be nice if someone allocated the blame on Tony Romo. "Hey, Tony you usually can't play well while you're dating someone. We've noticed a negative correlation between you dating and your performance: you date, your play bad."
Also, it might occur to the announcers that just because Tony is awesome at football he might not be an intellectual genius too. Ahem, maybe he and Simpson have a lot in common. Don't worry, even if Jessica was Tony's dreamgirl, he'll get tired real soon and go on to the next piece of ass who can be blamed for messing up his performance.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 08:35:38
Funny, this is exactly what I predicted would happen as soon as I heard they were screwing.
By nicole, on December 17, 2007 08:39:02
She sucks so hard. I watched part of this game....as soon as the camera hit her, she sat up and puffed out her only talent. Pathetic.
By Ooba Gooba, on December 17, 2007 08:48:27
I'd tear that ass up!!
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 09:13:06
She is so PATHIC.
By Kate, on December 17, 2007 09:29:48
Tony probably wanted to be severely injured so he doesn't have to deal with that nasty girl anymore.
By aerobella, on December 17, 2007 09:32:07
"Infected Tony Romo with her loser germs" Ja ja ja that was so funny and clever!!!!
Poor Jess!!
By Bery, on December 17, 2007 09:35:52
She could care less about Football. Her buddy has a spors hubby, so she wants one too. Doesn't she read the tabloids? He is a serial Hollywood dater. She is just the latest.
TO should go off on her.
By jude, on December 17, 2007 09:36:42
I'm actually going to thank Jessica Simpson because my Birds finally won a game. It was either her or Brian Westbrook- I'm not sure who, but I'm grateful enough. Sorry Jenny!
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 09:39:04
I was thinking... If I was a professional player I would be nervous if my girlfriend was at my games, so I wouldn't play well. Maybe that happenned to Tony which is the worst cause he's suppossed to be exactly that... a professional.
Get rid of that tranny!
By Aby, on December 17, 2007 09:49:49
Rony Homo since you are their bitch; Who's cock tastes better? Jerry Jones or Joe Simpson?
I bet T.O.'s is going to hurt
By chocolate museum, on December 17, 2007 10:17:12
"Didn't anyone ask Jessica why she was wearing the number 6 when Tony's number is 9? Maybe that would've confused her long enough to break the jinx..." Hilarious - thanks!
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 10:25:03
No more women (echhmmm) until he wins the FN superbowl.
Brady didn't graduate up to Gisele until he had three Romo....put your dick away until you win the big game.
By hey-sus, on December 17, 2007 10:50:46
If Jessica is indeed a jinx, one can only hope that Tom Brady will dump the foreign broad and jump on the Simpson bandwagon.
By Jennifer, on December 17, 2007 10:53:45
I'm just picturing someone telling Jessica she's wearing the wrong number, then she just keeps looking down at the shirt she's wearing and then back at Tony's... over and over and over again.
By Puddin' Tits, on December 17, 2007 10:55:28
too bad JS is too ugly for Tom Brady. the patriots deserve the Simpson curse more than anyone.
By Cleo Lemon, on December 17, 2007 10:58:38
I think it's more of a function of Romo being incredibly overrated. He's simply not as good as the national media would like you to believe.
By J-Bird, on December 17, 2007 10:59:03
Go Redskins!
By Troy, on December 17, 2007 11:10:47
JBird/ 10:59, I agree that Romo is overrated. At best another Ben Roethlisberger, but dumber (though cuter).
GO PATS!
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 11:27:54
omg. ifyou listen close to the announcers in that video,they are effin hilarious.
great stuff.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 11:28:05
I'm tired of the word tranny.
The word is as irritating as JS.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 11:35:29
08:35:38 - Hey Papa Joe, STFU. I see you will even pimp out your daughter for some private box seats to a football game. Bravo, pervert. Bravo.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 11:36:05
7:52 hits it right on the...ehem... head.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 11:46:23
Fantastic tits + possibly doing FFN in a movie + jinxing the Cowboys = Goddess.
PS: I'm with Jennifer 10:53
PPS: F*ck you Troy.
By TheBig28 is mad at the Giants., on December 17, 2007 12:04:45
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!!!
Fuck you Tony Homo - have fun playing in Lambeau! And keep looking at those fake ass tits when you are supposed to be passing it to T.O.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 12:26:00
why is everyone saying that she is wearing a 6?? she's wearing a 9 in all those pictures. i'm fucking confused.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 12:46:31
She IS wearing #9 you fuckin dumbasses. Sorry but when people can't tell the difference between nine and six and then go and accuse someone else of their stupidity that really pisses me off.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 12:51:30
Football blows.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 12:53:30
The only good thing about Jessica Simpson's face is that you can give simultaneously put it in her ass while getting blown.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 12:59:09
Amen 12:26:00
And; "she was wearing the number 6 when Tony's number is 9?" is hilarious! Nice call
T.O is one game away from a complete meltdown, I hope we can play them at Lambeau
Jessica can learn where chocolate milk comes from and maybe papa Joe can find a new pair of swinging udders
By x24, on December 17, 2007 13:11:34
Jessica does not even remotely have DD's... Papa Joe is delusional- her boobs look really small here
Romo- overrated and not cute (could those ears be any bigger???)
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 13:12:40
GET IT TOGETHER ROMO!
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 13:17:19
GET IT TOGETHER ROMO!
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 13:17:20
I'm sick of the word tranny too. Jessica doesn't look like a tranny. Obviously anyone that says that must be fixated with trannies. She needs to calm the fuck down and stop going to his games so much, so he can concentrate and she needs to tell her crazy ass clan to back off!
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 13:29:57
ATTENTION RETARDS:
Allow me to explain the "6" vs "9" controversy. Someone was making a joke that when JS looks down at her own shirt she SEES a 6 (since she would see it upside down), when in reality it is a 9, but she is too dumb to realize it is upside down.
Get it? It is a joke.
no?
I give up.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 13:37:18
Dear Dallas:
Die.
Love,
Philly
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 13:41:39
This is great. Jess deserves a second chance!
By Green Bay Packer Backer, on December 17, 2007 13:45:58
Dear Philly,
Enjoy your moment.
It wont last long.
I bet you wont have shit to say after we crush the Patriots in the Superbowl.
Love, Dallas
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 14:02:43
Why would anyone admit they are fucking that stupid bitch.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 14:07:26
Poor Owens. Two catches for 27 yards. I thought he was gonna blow a gasket. Why throw to him, the guy can't catch.
By Ooba Gooba, on December 17, 2007 14:18:23
Dear Dallas,
You will choke in the first round.
Love, Philly.
PS - Dallas is a God awful city.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 14:28:43
Dear Philly,
I hope you come back to visit after you are proven wrong.
Now shouldn't you be eating a sandwich with Cheese Whiz on it or something?
Get back to us when you have some taste.
Love, Dallas
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 14:39:34
E-A-G-L-E-S
EAGLES!!!!!!
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 14:40:59
I was at that game, and the only time she was even paying attention was when the camera was on her. She spent the first quarter or so glued to Daddy's side, whispering and giggling. Sickening. Dallas has always been my team, but they need a more mature qb that can set the cheap hooker aside and take care of his real biznezz.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 14:55:42
The Dallas Cowboys suck. Too much hype and not enough substance. Romo is probably the most overrated QB to come along in a long time. The talking heads go crazy over him, but he's nothing but a flash in the pan. They overpaid him bigtime.
By Anonymous, on December 17, 2007 15:00:37
"Jessica doesn't look like a tranny."
Yes she does.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 15:15:27
Terrell Owens is a pussy.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 15:22:09
Dear Anon 14:02,
Sure dude. Whaaatever you say.
My advice is to pray the Packers beat you so that you won't have a worse SB loss than the Eagles.
By TheBig28 still hates the Pats., on December 17, 2007 15:23:21
Look at the way the perv is looking at his daughter's rack in that first pic. Says it all
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 15:55:39
quick someone get tony a copy of "The Natural"
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 16:19:21
Jennifer, there are already too many people on the Simpson bandwagon. That bitch only gets a quarter mile to the gallon, you know what I mean?
*Cough* SPOOGE! *Cough*
Oh, and also:
Dear Dallas and Philly,
Neither of you would last ten minutes in the seventeen inches of snow we got yesterday, so you both suck.
Pussies.
Nerf Snowball Rocks.
Love,
Northern Ontario
'Scuse me. The trails are calling and I've gots a polar bear to slay.
Catch y'all later...
V
By Vigilante, on December 17, 2007 16:23:55
Dear Dallas,
I've been to Dallas. You have one "fun" street and you are best known for killing JFK. The gator bites tasted like shit and the Guinness was warm.
Regards,
Philly
PS to Pats fan - you are probably from North Jersey since you're too much of a wuss to stick with the Jets.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 19:20:49
I love the look on her face in some of these pics - she don't know what the hell is going on down there on the field! She's as dumb as a fucking brick. And that tells me all I need to know about Tony "Goober" Romo - his Mama oughta slap the shit out of him and tell him to start thinking with his head instead of his dick. Dumb fucker.
BDM
By Big Dick Magee, on December 17, 2007 19:33:11
anonymous, on December 17, 2007 14:28:43
"PS - Dallas is a God awful city."
Yeah, and Philadelphia is a Utopia... douche.
By Philly is 6 - 8, on December 17, 2007 19:39:54
Eagles suck ASS!!!!! I think everyone is just jealous of Jessica. All men want her and all women wish they were half as gorgeous as she is. Eveyb0dy needs to stop hatein on Jessica.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 20:14:40
What a surprise. A JS fan who says "stop hatein on".
By Sarcastic Sam, on December 17, 2007 20:32:09
saw a great video of Romo singing on stage at a concert...so maybe Jessica isnt all the reason for blame, check it out... http://sportsgohollywood.blogspot.com/2007/12/romo-sings-journeys-dont-stop-believing.html
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 20:33:43
Wow, the audio really sucks on that video. But it's almost funny to just see it.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 20:43:33
I'd probably get along with the tranny because I also find football completely boring.
Seeing Jessica in the stands getting clawed by her daddy, and watching Romo not even able to hold onto the ball, however, that's entertainment.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 21:10:33
Wow I am not a jessica fan but c'mon dude was just sucking on sunday. He's a good quarterback, i dont like Dallas but i can recognize when someones good. Oh and i dont think JS looks like a tranny she just looks like a lot of these plastic hollywood weirdos.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 21:32:59
I like the trend she is starting, wearing a jersey with her IQ on it. Might make navigating the world a little easier.
By cureholder, on December 17, 2007 21:48:04
Her dad keeps staring at her boobs! He can't take his eyes off her for a second! Creepy and gross.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 21:53:06
What elderly man can pass up staring at a succulent pair of breasties (factory original OR custom tranny)?
And it will still take more than implied incest to make me give a damn about American football...
By Try Pronouncing "Succulent Breasties" With A Mouthful Of Saliva For The Full Sick Effect, on December 17, 2007 23:17:22
Dear Tony Romo,
Seahawk fans are STILL laughing at you for that botched hold last year.
Thanks for the memories,
Seattle
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 23:32:44
anon 13:37:18
thanks for the explanation. i didn't get it at first...but i still don't feel "retarded." perhaps it was just a stupid joke?
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 00:12:16
I've very concerned. Should I ban her from the playoffs?
By Jerry Jones, on December 18, 2007 00:50:28
I love this site.
Jessica Simpson is pathetic, desperate......etc. ad nauseam.
Her on my TV during the game... NOT OKAY.
By lisasali, on December 18, 2007 01:53:26
This was first uttered at the first moment everyone realized the Simpsons were on the property. Romo, honey, I know you like the Texas hos around the holidays but For the Love Of Our Cowboys leave em alone til after the games. Especially any game with Philly. You think you would have learned from last years fiasco.
By How bout them cowgirls..., on December 18, 2007 05:07:24
DallASS has no chance to win the SB. Sorry. I hate the Pats but they are an undeniable force. One of you is gonnna have to go Jeff Gillooly on Tom Brady to even have a chance.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 06:34:34
Just keep blowing romo, you dumb bitch.
GO REDSKINS !!
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 07:10:44
Dear Philly is 6-8,
I doubt you have ever been to Dallas or Philadelphia. Philadelphia has more to do on one city block than Dallas and its suburbs has in its entirety. Unless you consider that crappy spining bar on top of the Dallas-Hyatt a lot of fun.
Yours truly,
Philly
PS - It's ok that you are from Kansas City.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 08:37:37
Dear Anon 00:12:16,
You're welcome. Perhaps you are correct.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 09:23:55
Guys, guys, guys, stop arguing...both Dallas and Philly are just awful, awful places.
Philly is an armpit, it's what would happen if you took all of the ghettos in NY and NJ and put them in one place, and Dallas is a giant truck-stop populated by rednecks and gold-digging women.
Glad I could help.
Go Pats.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 09:46:02
Philly is a world class city man. It's nothing like what it was 20 years ago...it's pretty amazing now. Loser. Travel a little. As someone who has been to nearly every major city in the US for work, I'll tell you Philly is top notch...the historical buildings look brand new, that's how well the city is cared for. It's almost as clean as Denver.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 10:42:29
Philly and Dallas can't be as bad as some of the cities that I've lived in (Norfolk, VA being one of them).
By Jennifer, on December 18, 2007 10:55:42
Well, this is entertaining and all, but I agree with those who say we should set up T. Brady and the tranny, toute suite.
-Patriots hater
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:00:03
12/18/07 - 10:42 - You are right on.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:04:15
"Well, this is entertaining and all, but I agree with those who say we should set up T. Brady and the tranny, toute suite.
-Patriots hater"
I concur with this statement.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:18:20
Here she goes ruining another man. thank God Mayer saw the light and dumped her retarded ass before his talent suffered. any man with talent should avoid her like the bubonic plague. her dad is so creepy he's like a pimp oh wait he is a pimp!!
By NubianGoddez, on December 18, 2007 11:24:06
Dallas is not terrible, but it's not Philly either...it's very spread out and rural. Philadelphia is a "real" city. Dallas is just kinda contrived and fake...and just sorta too rural...I don't give a flip about either team, but Philadelphia ia a travel destination worldwide, and Dallas is an example of why Europeans hate us.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:11:38
My husband just made a comment last week about how Romo better watch out. If he keeps running around to all these parties and hang out with all these hollywood girls, he was going to become the next Matt Leinart. Washed up.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 17:20:45
Jessica Simpson was born male.
You heard it here first.
- God
By God, on December 18, 2007 18:45:17
Wow~~I guess since Jessica is considered a "tranny," then I guess Nick Lachey is the biggest homo since Liberace.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 05:04:29
<< Continue Reading IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com