How the fuck did they get Luke Wilson, Penelope Ann Miller, and Racheal Leigh Cook to star in this piece of shit? I mean, none of them are great actors or anything, but.....
I know you could say 'money', and thats fine for Miller and Cook. They're not exactly killing it right now. But Luke Wilson surely had better offers than this.
ROTFLMBAO @ Then crop the brakes off your car and drive off a cliff because I hate you. classic!!! I don't know who writes this stuff, but I hope they pay you guys good money, because you guys have the funniest commentaries bar none!! @ 14:27:03 I know right?
Come on everyone, did anyone in their right mind think this crap would make it to the theaters? I'd rather see the Golden Compass 10 times before watching this movie. Even if they gave this away at your local Mobil with every 10 gallons of gas purchased, I'd sell it for $.01 on Ebay.
Jessica really needs to cut to the FFN movies already. She can barely sing, she has no personality, she can't act all she does well is look good in as little clothes as possible.
I think she really looks pretty here. I didn't know she still did movies but she should seriously consider being a country star like a modern version of Dolly Parton or whatever.
What is with the united obsession in hating this girl? what did she ever do? aside from being a little dim, she's never hurt a soul. Her dad is a bit wacky but if you're gonna hate, give it to someone who deserves it like Rosie O'fuckin Donnel aka-The wicked FAT bitch of the left.
She's a stupid overrated girl who doesn't deserve her fame and has a pimp daddy who left being a crooked preacher man to use church money to pay for his daughters to be famous. That's why people hate her.
Say what you will about Rosie - she's fat, gross, lesbo, whatever; at least she has a mind of her own and can process information independently. Besides, you're the fucking evil one, you right-wing fascist. I'm so fascinated that this site attracts the wingnuts.
When will we rid of these no talent skanks? Idiotic girls like those Hills chicks, Paris, Nicole Richie, Kim K., etc., have done absolutetly nothing to warrant attention.
Ah ha ha, liberals are such funny hypocrites. Someone calls Rosie Odonnell a fat bitch and you call that person "fucking evil" and a "fascist". Yeah, real "liberal" and open-minded of you towards someone you don't even know, eh? pffff.
$25!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice try, but it'll most like be an $8 movie at Target, then six months later it'll be at the $2 bargain. What it boils down to, is the movie will suck so bad, it won't justify the 5 cent cost of the dvd itself.
I think she really looks pretty here. I didn't know she still did movies but she should seriously consider being a country star like a modern version of Dolly Parton or whatever.
-"Atleast she has a mind of her own and can process information independently."-
A mind of her own? That has got to be the BIGGEST joke. She reads propaganda websites religiously and embraces conspiracy theories formed by 40yr old sociopaths and you give her credit for that? she's the female Michael Moore. But maybe he's "credible enough" for people like you. Then again, with a alias like "iheartlasagne", I'm pretty sure it's you, Rosie.
jessica should stop acting like a dumb blond already. it's getting old and it isn't cute anymore. people are losing interest in her fast. she definitely needs a new image asap.
Jim, Luke did have better offers. Regrettably, he couldn't keep to the contracts.
Something to do with a giant monkey on his back...I think he tried to drown it or something. Ju-no what? I can't really say if the monkey survived or not.
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Leave Your Commentoh-man...I just can't WAIT to get this....
I actually kinda want to see it just to know how bad it is.
By Princess, on December 12, 2007 14:25:18
they took her butt chin out of the movie....
you'd think luke would be the wilson committing suicide considering this kinda crap. meh.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 14:27:03
Bwahahahaha. You are a genius my friend. The photo-shopping takes that biscuit!
By TheLostGirl, on December 12, 2007 14:31:37
How the fuck did they get Luke Wilson, Penelope Ann Miller, and Racheal Leigh Cook to star in this piece of shit? I mean, none of them are great actors or anything, but.....
I know you could say 'money', and thats fine for Miller and Cook. They're not exactly killing it right now. But Luke Wilson surely had better offers than this.
I'm flabbergasted.
By Jim, on December 12, 2007 14:52:38
ROTFLMBAO @ Then crop the brakes off your car and drive off a cliff because I hate you. classic!!!
I don't know who writes this stuff, but I hope they pay you guys good money, because you guys have the funniest commentaries bar none!!
@ 14:27:03 I know right?
By NubianGoddez, on December 12, 2007 14:55:57
What a piece of crap with 1-hit wonders.
photoshopping an old picture, HA
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 15:03:27
is this the movie where she is in the army and shit like that???
By B A , on December 12, 2007 15:28:35
They should call "Blonde Tit-lube-tion!" ...
or something like that...
yeah
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 15:35:58
I wonder how her butt smells now
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 15:48:25
Come on everyone, did anyone in their right mind think this crap would make it to the theaters? I'd rather see the Golden Compass 10 times before watching this movie. Even if they gave this away at your local Mobil with every 10 gallons of gas purchased, I'd sell it for $.01 on Ebay.
By chuggdog, on December 12, 2007 16:07:25
Jessica really needs to cut to the FFN movies already. She can barely sing, she has no personality, she can't act all she does well is look good in as little clothes as possible.
By TheBig28, on December 12, 2007 16:11:37
Even the movie's title is ridiculously unoriginal.
By catman, on December 12, 2007 16:26:40
really? the pic is re-goddamn-diculous. cheap.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 16:36:32
I think she really looks pretty here. I didn't know she still did movies but she should seriously consider being a country star like a modern version of Dolly Parton or whatever.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 17:38:00
"I think she really looks pretty here."
I'm sure the people who photoshopped and airbrushed those pics are thankful you like their work. It probably took years.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 17:47:41
What is with the united obsession in hating this girl? what did she ever do? aside from being a little dim, she's never hurt a soul. Her dad is a bit wacky but if you're gonna hate, give it to someone who deserves it like Rosie O'fuckin Donnel aka-The wicked FAT bitch of the left.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 18:35:13
She's a stupid overrated girl who doesn't deserve her fame and has a pimp daddy who left being a crooked preacher man to use church money to pay for his daughters to be famous. That's why people hate her.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 18:40:39
you can tell where they add the long hair
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 18:57:09
How sad is it when the talent & the production company can't be arsed to do original cover shots?
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 23:27:18
How is this hopeless slag still getting work? Give it up.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 03:47:07
if you're gonna hate, give it to someone who deserves it like Rosie O'fuckin Donnel aka-The wicked FAT bitch of the left.
18:35:13=Donald Trump...and I love it!
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 06:19:15
Say what you will about Rosie - she's fat, gross, lesbo, whatever; at least she has a mind of her own and can process information independently. Besides, you're the fucking evil one, you right-wing fascist. I'm so fascinated that this site attracts the wingnuts.
By iheartlasagne, on December 13, 2007 07:36:05
When will we rid of these no talent skanks? Idiotic girls like those Hills chicks, Paris, Nicole Richie, Kim K., etc., have done absolutetly nothing to warrant attention.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 09:34:16
Ah ha ha, liberals are such funny hypocrites. Someone calls Rosie Odonnell a fat bitch and you call that person "fucking evil" and a "fascist". Yeah, real "liberal" and open-minded of you towards someone you don't even know, eh? pffff.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 09:42:59
09:42:59--so true. Also, Rosie is nuts. Jessica's pretty, but dumb. Oh I'm sorry, that's "pretty dumb." (old "Friends" reference)
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 10:42:02
$25!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice try, but it'll most like be an $8 movie at Target, then six months later it'll be at the $2 bargain. What it boils down to, is the movie will suck so bad, it won't justify the 5 cent cost of the dvd itself.
By justin, on December 13, 2007 11:24:27
I think she really looks pretty here. I didn't know she still did movies but she should seriously consider being a country star like a modern version of Dolly Parton or whatever.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 17:38:00
PAPA JOE??? IS THAT YOU???
By jessucka, on December 13, 2007 12:07:18
Ah, the Left-Right political argument: the last refuge for people who can't think for themselves. Sweet.
You're all cunts.
By Abram, on December 13, 2007 12:14:37
Ah, the Left-Right political argument: the last refuge for people who can't think for themselves. Sweet.
You're all cunts.
By Abram, on December 13, 2007 12:14:37
and you just got yourself involved in it. congrats, cunt!
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 12:49:52
and you just got yourself involved in it. congrats, cunt!
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 12:49:52
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No, I'd be getting myself involved if I tried to argue with them. I'm dismissing them. And you. So suck it.
By Abram, on December 13, 2007 13:12:11
Ah, not having the nuts to pick a side and then braying about it like a jackass: the last refuge of people who can't think at all.
By Isaac, on December 13, 2007 13:55:29
Great catch, whoever spotted the Photoshop recycle!
By TrayC, on December 13, 2007 15:58:24
-"Atleast she has a mind of her own and can process information independently."-
A mind of her own? That has got to be the BIGGEST joke. She reads propaganda websites religiously and embraces conspiracy theories formed by 40yr old sociopaths and you give her credit for that? she's the female Michael Moore. But maybe he's "credible enough" for people like you.
Then again, with a alias like "iheartlasagne",
I'm pretty sure it's you, Rosie.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 16:10:01
jessica should stop acting like a dumb blond already. it's getting old and it isn't cute anymore. people are losing interest in her fast. she definitely needs a new image asap.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 16:16:18
Jim, Luke did have better offers. Regrettably, he couldn't keep to the contracts.
Something to do with a giant monkey on his back...I think he tried to drown it or something. Ju-no what? I can't really say if the monkey survived or not.
He's been kinda out of the limelight lately, non?
By Vigilante, on December 14, 2007 06:46:06
She's at the point in her career where Papa Joe will have her posing for Playboy. "Tastefully" of course ;-)
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 16:37:29
This movie will make "Glitter" with Mariah Carey look like "The Godfather".
By CapitolStepsDC, on December 16, 2007 06:20:33
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