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Jessica Simpson is Unpretty

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Seriously, unless there is nudity involved, I don't see the need to post anything about this talentless whiner.

By sgt. goatlips, on December 19, 2007 15:29:50
You
have
got
to
be
kidding
me.

By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 15:32:25
Donut pillow? BAHAHAHAHA. Todd rocks.

By lastdiva, on December 19, 2007 15:42:42
If Jess wants to be a star she needs to call BANGBROTHERS.

By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 15:52:37
What a dumb fucking cunt.

By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 15:53:09
I don't know about Pretty Woman, but if they ever do a Mr. Ed remake, she's in!

By Enough Already, on December 19, 2007 15:59:29
Part of me feels bad for her! Her father has been relentless in his quest to make Jessica famous. Even if it means exploiting her or deceiving her into thinking she's got credible talent. It's sick. He ranks right up there with Lynn Spears.

On the other hand, she shamelessly flaunts her talentless, self-promoting self to the point os excess.

She should have taken the end of "Newlyweds" as a que to step out of the spotlight and try to live a normal life!

By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 16:05:02
We're missing the obvious here. Jessica Simpson playing a whore. Its a role made for her!

By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 16:05:09
From that photo, I think Jess could seriously kick my ass.

By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 16:16:55
1605:02, that is totally correct. Her dad acts like a pimp and his daughters are not very talented. Jessica showing her tits and bush would make alot of people happy, other than that don't sing or try an act. I hope she does have a bush!!!

By lkl, on December 19, 2007 16:43:54
Julia Roberts is the unpretty woman, but because she's talented and funny, few noticed this.

By Tom, on December 19, 2007 16:51:02
I hate Julia Roberts AND Jessica Simpson. I can't decide who I hate more.

By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 16:56:43
Someone please stop her from ruining more movies

By Musicisourhigh, on December 19, 2007 16:58:01
I don't know...I'd gladly fuck the hell out of her. Really, I could spend an entire night just licking around her nipples.

By J-Bird, on December 19, 2007 17:23:50
Jessica Simpson fucking Julia Roberts. Now that would be an Emmy winner.

By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 17:48:10
She's disposably bangable. I'd stick it in but I wouldn't lose any sleep if she disappeared tomorrow.

By Abram, on December 19, 2007 18:28:56
Thanks for posting the Barbaro pic, that was one fine looking racehorse.

By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 18:52:55
Julia Roberts is one of THE most ugliest actresses out there. She is NOT talented - she just knows what scripts to accept - ones that make her seem smart and/or funny. UGLY UGLY UGLY!

By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 19:20:01
What goes up ,must come down. Jessica is pretty. She has a good enough natural voice for pop music. Her acting is not so good. She is making big bank on endorsements. her down fall was the whole mistreatment of Nick who is fairing better that she has. these remakes of hit movies that she is taking is making her look worst. BUT, why do studios keep forking over money for this. Her best bet into acting would be to take actin gclasses and small bits in good moives and even parts that are 5 mins on screen. Her ego and her dad's ego are all in their own minds. Joe is getting her to make a country music cd next and it should go over big because country music is hot now and all she has to do is score some good songs from the country music hit factory like from writers Big and Rich.

By Spinning wheels, on December 19, 2007 19:40:47
Not pretty.
Not woman.
Not pretty woman.

By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 19:46:31
She's just going through the old classical movies seeing what she could ruin .. first working girl .. now pretty woman ... good thing no one will see them ...

By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 20:00:22
Julia Roberts is fugly and looks like a horse anyway, so this just might work.

By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 00:57:18
oh no,not another remake...

By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 01:06:00
i think she's kinda hot. Not in those pictures, maybe, but man she used to be smokin' and she's still pretty freakin' hot.

By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 05:53:05
SHEMALE

By federer, on December 20, 2007 06:47:34
I know enough guys who think Jessica Simpson is hot to think that she's not ugly. And she's certainly got more singing talent than Britney Spears ever has. But whoever told this girl she could act needs to be shot. If its her creepy father, all the better.

By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 07:10:54
You people are crazy!!!!I'm a straight woman.....and would love to bang the hell out of her ! I'd make sure she never wanted to fuck a man again!!!!

By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 08:32:03
I see why 'real' powerful movie directors of hollywood refuses to work with this frigid cunt rag! She'd rather make movies for her perverted dad, does she have a clue that her crazy ass parents killed her career!? She has no career, she needs to fire their asses, I see why nobody likes this stupid ass idiot! What's a doughnut pillow?

By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 09:08:37
Where as I do believe Jessica to be a driveling bore and an idiot to boot..I believe papa Joe is all to blame for her moronic like ways..
I mean please...the man is as far up her ass as possible. He has an unhealthy obsession with controlling her life..
And I'm sure he raised to her to be nice and stupid so she'd be easy to control.
What man wouldn't want to marry into that family..I'm sure papa Joe has to tell her what to do in the bedroom too..

By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 09:25:18
a doughnut pillow is what a person needs to sit on when they have problems with their butthole. hemorrhoids, etc.

so the joke is that Jessica is really a man, so she banged the "businessman" in the butthole. Get it?

i feel dumber for explaining that.

By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 09:34:06
I will preface this by saying that I am NOT a Jessica Simpson, but did anyone else notice that IDLYITW posted the fugliest pictures of Jessica possible to make their point?

By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 10:41:21
Yeah, hmm, uh huh.

And yet I'd still bang the bejeesus out of her. Bet she moans and squeals like a vicious hyena in heat. I'm getting wood just thinking about it.

By savanna drifter, on December 20, 2007 10:56:30
Whoa! I'm dizzy from all the spinning I did earlier this month.

By Abram's Dradle, on December 20, 2007 11:12:51
Her dad is an idiot for saying, "it has hit written all over it..." It WAS a hit. Fifteen years ago! He already ruined two previous hits (Private Benjamin, Working Girl) in an attempt at making $$ as a producer. He is so F'ing lame. Everything about JS screams promotion, not talent.

By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 11:39:37
It takes a lot of money to make this girl look attractive.

By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 12:08:58
Enough with this be-weaved bunny-toothed bumpkin!

By circuslion, on December 20, 2007 12:19:07
By Abram's Dradle, on December 20, 2007 11:12:51
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LOL...Jesus fucking Christ, man.

By Abram: Not a Jew, on December 20, 2007 12:21:06
Anybody notice she has some serious man-hands?

By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 12:42:47
Most of the whores in hollywood hang around with little talent and T & A. Once their face turns to leather from all the operations, and their tits sag they always fade away.

And they are all one step away from BANGBROTHERS.

By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 13:42:05
I will preface this by saying that I am NOT a Jessica Simpson, but did anyone else notice that IDLYITW posted the fugliest pictures of Jessica possible to make their point?

By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 10:41:21

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Um, I think that was the POINT, numbnuts.

By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 13:55:24
Both are pretty. Jessica is untalented but decent and nice. She certainly doesn't deserve this childish crap.
Julia is obviously talented.

The rest: who cares

By Reality Check, on December 20, 2007 15:12:59
^^^^ Yeah, "nice and decent" is saying she thinks she's a great role model for american women, and saying she likes to play dumb to attract men IN THE SAME INTERVIEW.

"Decent and nice", if you live in ninteen-fucken-thirty.

By Roflcopter, on December 20, 2007 18:41:22
Men and women *never* play games to get the opposite sex. How dare she play dumb!

signed: dumbandnaive

(is someone gettin yer man?)

By d and n, on December 20, 2007 19:48:32
most men I know (and I know plenty of them) think that she is hot... dont understand all the online hate

Im sure in real life if given the chance to have sex with this girl and her big boobs most men definitely would.

By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 21:00:22
Hey slut, when I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 21:59:49
hahahaha todd. i love the way in which you have so carefully, attentively and lovingly compiled a demonstrative selection of fugly photos. i have a problem btw - i bought the new britney spears single. AND I AM ENJOYING IT!!!! HELP!!!!!

By Marianne, on December 21, 2007 06:08:00
Let it be known that every man with red hot blood pumping through his veins would rather bed down with a woman of refined social graces. Thus, Jessica Simpson may be the perfect woman.

By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 07:08:48
Let it be known that every man with red hot blood pumping through his veins would rather bed down "with a whore" than with a woman of refined social graces. Thus, Jessica Simpson may be the perfect woman.

By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 07:09:15
I think she's hot.

By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 08:40:41
Hold on just one second! Jess is pretty annoying and that counts for something. Plus she's pretty likely a bleach blond, pretty talentless, pretty damn stupid, pretty over-hyped, pretty much a has been and pretty well worthless in every way. So enough of the "She's Unpretty" stuff, buster!

By Just Sayin', on December 21, 2007 09:10:08
Gross -- I hate it when supposedly "straight" people claim that they are straight, then go on to say in great detail how much they would love to have sex with a member of a same sex because they think s/he is attractive. Guess what, dumbasses? It's because you're not really straight! Well, in Jessica's case, since she is half-man (at least half), maybe we can make an exception for you, Anonymous 08:32:03!

By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 11:13:15
Normally I would root for a fellow Cancer, but between her, George Bush, Hohan, Lil Kim they are fucking it up for all Cancers Boo!!!!!!!!!!

By NubianGoddez, on December 21, 2007 16:19:29
"I think she's hot.

By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 08:40:41"

That's because you're either gay or Jessica Simpson's dad.

By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 17:40:43
9:10:08, No way! She dyes her hair! OMG! I'm shocked. Noone in Hollywoood dyes their hair.

By the way, I am one hot chick with ratty uncombed hair and 3 feet of leg hair. I'm a natural beauty!

By Natural Beauty, on December 21, 2007 19:32:17
Angelina Jolie has a dye-job too. Once again, OMG! I'm shocked!

Excuse me while I get back to my Happy Meal. I have some natural thunder-thighs to refill.

By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 19:38:34
@ anonymous, on December 20, 2007 21:00:22

Those are the men who still have an image of a 18 year old Jessica before she became fat, horse-like, slutty, and ugly. They only know her from photoshopped bikini photos where she is covered in soap washing her car. You can put any average looking girl in that photo shoot and she's look hot.
The problem is that is not the real Jessica Simpson. The real one looks like a tranny horse and is just as dumb as she is ugly.

By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 09:08:11
can anyone tell me when and where the pics of her grocery shopping are from ?? they are hilarious
Tania

By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 10:57:22
December 21, 2007 07:08:48,

Noone cares whom you think is suitable to "bed down." (I can imagine the road-kill.) You seek those at your own level of self-esteem.

JS is a decent person and it's pathetic that you all talk about her this way. I could get it if it were Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan but this is just so stupid. The hatred is unbelievable. I can only hope you do this as an outlet so that you get all the hate out of your system and treat the women in your life with respect. Otherwise, I feel sorry for them if not fear for them.

Next time you got to the Mustang Ranch in 100 degree weather, please remember to get a baby sitter for your kid! I know who you are.

By Filthy Varmints, on December 22, 2007 11:18:36
December 22, 2007 11:18:36

LOL at the retard ^. This seriously can only be JS herself, her mom or her shit-eating father. Not even Asslee would defend her stupidass sister.

By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 15:27:28
i don't understand why she is remaking pretty woman she looks the same age as the current julia roberts

By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 15:45:23
i don't understand why she is remaking pretty woman she looks the same age as the current julia roberts

By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 15:45:30
hahahaha shemale Jessica is anything BUT pretty woman, wow pimp daddy Joe is out of his mind once again. He needs to quit it and accept the fact that his daughter has no talent whatsoever and will never be successful. They need to release their sex tape, it's the only way Jessica will get her 15 mins of fame.

By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 19:51:42