I'm sorry, but as a DD bra wearin' chick myself, mine certainly aren't sitting right under my chin. Even porno chicks with fake racks have a little hang time on theirs. I invite you to look at older pics of Jenna Jameson when she had her implants (and still had meat on her bones). Hers hang kinda low, too. I'm not a Jessica fan by any means, but she's just got big knockers. The girl can't help it if she nearly trips over them getting out of a car.
i kinda feel sad for her. i met her once, and she was really nice, but she seemed lost, like she was laughing and having a good time because she didn't know what was going on and didn't know how else to feel included. Nick was nice too, but i could see how wearing she is on a person, she is like a child, and though he defended his and Jess's relationship (this was about three months before they "officially" split up) you could tell he just couldn't deal with her anymore. she is cute and funny, and pretty, but that can't take the place of a girl that can look you in the eyes and say something reasonably intelligent or witty. the dumb-blonde thing is really only cute when out for drinks, not trying to live a life with her.
She shouldn't bare all for a role, she should get back to singing, which she was actually good at. and i cite I wanna love you forever as proof. She needs to stop trying to be somethng she is not, and just do what she can to be who she is.
and she needs to stay AWAY from that father of his. he is satan.
So let me see if I've got this straight. If you can't get an Oscar for good acting you can get one by doing a full frontal nude scene. Well that makes a lot of sense.
Sounds like you spent some time building a frienship with them, and wrote everything you observed in a noptepad....ready to be analized so you can sound smart. My question to you is:
How the fuck did you get all that out of just seeing them from across the building you just happened to be in by coincidence at the same time?
Because you know thats what really happened. They didnt invite you over for dinner or some shit. You said "OMG! Its jessica and Nick!"And they smiled at you and that was it.
But there isn't any money in it. Also you can’t act,and all you sing are mindless pop tunes.
"Well then I'll be a good little whore. Do you want me to get bigger tits and grind more, because I will." You see I really just love money and fame. I will blow a donkey if that is what it takes”.
agrees with princess. the dumb pretty girl thing gets really old fast and there's nothing left but this body and then you start seeing all the flaws in that. nick stuck around a lot longer than i thought he would. this woman will never have a faithful boyfriend or husband because they will all get bored easily.
Her breasts are a nice shape for big heavy breasts, but she shouldn't be trying to wear those dresses with boobs like that. Some natural big breasts are still perky, but they all need some support somewhere!
She will never win an oscar let along be taking seriously as an actress, because the simple law of science is that she just cannot act. but then Gwenneth Paltrow did win one for Shakespare in love, till this day I have not recovered from that one. quite frankly don't think I ever will.
You need to have "friends" in Hollywood to have a chance at and Oscar, or you need to be black so they can fill minority quotas sometimes. Everyone hates Jessica's father and she's white, so she's never going to win an Oscar.
Sounds like you spent some time building a frienship with them, and wrote everything you observed in a noptepad....ready to be analized so you can sound smart. My question to you is:
How the fuck did you get all that out of just seeing them from across the building you just happened to be in by coincidence at the same time?
Because you know thats what really happened. They didnt invite you over for dinner or some shit. You said "OMG! Its jessica and Nick!"And they smiled at you and that
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actually, i DID meet them, and talked with them. My cousin Tyler won the Soap Box Derby two or three years ago, and got to go on all kinds of talk shows including Regis and Kelly, and Regis was out that week and Nick was the guest host. This was when Dukes of Hazard came out…so however long ago that was. I got to meet all of them, get their autographs, and talk with them for quite a while after the taping. what i said still stands: they are both really nice people, but jess is just a life-size Barbie-doll and Nick was tired of having one-sided conversations.
How can this be? Why would she agree to do full frontal nudity- where will she hide her willy? Maybe she can have a "morphed" computer body like angelina jolie in beowulf; yes! that will be the solution! The show can go on!
Um, Princess? I dont care if you met nick and jessica or saw jessica's weiner was bigger than nicks. You think you are special because you met two "reality star" burnouts? You arent. You may want to stop arguing your point, because it doesnt matter.
"I got to meet all of them, get their autographs, and talk with them for quite a while after the taping. what i said still stands: they are both really nice people, but jess is just a life-size Barbie-doll and Nick was tired of having one-sided conversations. By Princess, on December 11, 2007 17:32:28 ___________________________________________ Perhaps they are. But maintaining this line of reasoning seems faulty when he is currently dating Vanessa Minillo (I hate myself for even knowing she exists). You know who she is- that MTV presenter/Rhoades Scholar.
That said, I don't think Nick is a stickler for intellect.
Everybody should love Christ, but none of us are perfect, especially dim wit Jessica. Jessica needs to grow the hell up experience life without always being under her parents so damn much. I think it's time for her to reinvent herself in fact it's way overdue,that's if she wants to stay relevant in hollywood. I mean in reality, what did she do as a true entertainer? I doubt it if she wants to be like that ugly piece of shit Unfitney, why is it that every girl in the biz that wears scant clothes, dances, and wants to do provocative nude movies or photoshoots have to be like that ugly piece of trailer trash?! Many actresses and singers bared all way before that dirty,ugly ass pig!
Sure everyody should love Christ...I do and I'd still hit Bam Margera like she did when she was still married to that fruit Nick. Sadly, that was her only attempt at getting away from Papa Joe and Nick. Her attempt to get banged by a real bad-boy. That was the best she could do, and damn if she didn't get busted for it!!!
52 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThats a nice rack. I have newfound respect for Jessica if she bares it all.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 10:54:28
Is there a movie in the works about a blonde tranny? Is it Amanda Lepore's biography?
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 10:56:30
damn, i thought she would've had big silver dollar nips, not them small things!
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 11:01:34
I'm sure her areolas are a lot bigger than that, they look cold and shrunken.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 11:03:05
Raisin nips.
By RICANDONG, on December 11, 2007 11:05:59
I don't want to see it naked. I'm sure it has a bigger dick than I do.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 11:10:13
Jessica Simpson in an Oscar winning role. That's some funny shit.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 11:13:44
Dumb blondes with big tits are a Christmas mircacle straight from Jesus.
By Troy, on December 11, 2007 11:15:49
I'm sorry, but as a DD bra wearin' chick myself, mine certainly aren't sitting right under my chin. Even porno chicks with fake racks have a little hang time on theirs. I invite you to look at older pics of Jenna Jameson when she had her implants (and still had meat on her bones). Hers hang kinda low, too. I'm not a Jessica fan by any means, but she's just got big knockers. The girl can't help it if she nearly trips over them getting out of a car.
By Jennifer, on December 11, 2007 11:16:39
Lets get real here. Jessica Simpson couldn't win an Oscar in a fucking eBay auction let alone for her acting talent.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 11:18:05
If Jessica Simpson wasn't so ugly everywhere else then these might be nice tits, but since they're Jessica Simpson's tits they're as lame as she is.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 11:19:17
i kinda feel sad for her. i met her once, and she was really nice, but she seemed lost, like she was laughing and having a good time because she didn't know what was going on and didn't know how else to feel included. Nick was nice too, but i could see how wearing she is on a person, she is like a child, and though he defended his and Jess's relationship (this was about three months before they "officially" split up) you could tell he just couldn't deal with her anymore. she is cute and funny, and pretty, but that can't take the place of a girl that can look you in the eyes and say something reasonably intelligent or witty. the dumb-blonde thing is really only cute when out for drinks, not trying to live a life with her.
She shouldn't bare all for a role, she should get back to singing, which she was actually good at. and i cite I wanna love you forever as proof. She needs to stop trying to be somethng she is not, and just do what she can to be who she is.
and she needs to stay AWAY from that father of his. he is satan.
By Princess, on December 11, 2007 11:21:37
Glad she was wearing a belt.
Her keeper should have made her put a damned bra on, makes me feel weird checking out a retard's boobs
By x24, on December 11, 2007 11:22:54
hang low, sweet chariot!
By creed, on December 11, 2007 11:42:31
Dresses like that are made for women with perky tits. If your tits are heavy saggers like Jessica's then wear a bra or a dress with built-in support.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 11:44:40
Jessica Simpson: doing her part to keep dumb-blonde jokes alive.
By catman, on December 11, 2007 11:45:28
shit, get some chicken cutlets under those to lift them up if you don't wanna wear bra. something, anything. damn.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 12:12:22
So Papa Joe is finally willing to share those knockers with the rest of the world? I'll believe it when I see 'em.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 12:29:44
Man, say what you want about her but those tits are sweeeeeet!
By Dudley Do right, on December 11, 2007 12:34:11
I so don't believe they are DD. Maybe a D. But not a DD. Maybe Papa Joe would like to believe they are, but that just makes him an even bigger perv.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 12:36:24
So let me see if I've got this straight. If you can't get an Oscar for good acting you can get one by doing a full frontal nude scene. Well that makes a lot of sense.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 12:37:20
does anyone know if this film shes thinking about doing is the jenna jameson biography film?
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 12:40:52
Maybe Papa Joe got tired of them when they started sagging. Maybe he's titty fucking the other daughter now that she's hotter than Jessica.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 12:42:08
She always wanted to be like britney...
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 12:42:24
Jessica is proof that you can't fix stupid.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 12:50:46
She's got man nips.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 13:02:01
@ Princess, on December 11, 2007 11:21:37
Sounds like you spent some time building a frienship with them, and wrote everything you observed in a noptepad....ready to be analized so you can sound smart. My question to you is:
How the fuck did you get all that out of just seeing them from across the building you just happened to be in by coincidence at the same time?
Because you know thats what really happened. They didnt invite you over for dinner or some shit. You said "OMG! Its jessica and Nick!"And they smiled at you and that was it.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 13:02:37
"I love Christ" She says
But there isn't any money in it. Also you can’t act,and all you sing are mindless pop tunes.
"Well then I'll be a good little whore. Do you want me to get bigger tits and grind more, because I will." You see I really just love money and fame. I will blow a donkey if that is what it takes”.
Stupid whore.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 14:19:09
Low hangs? That's what natural boobs look like when they are that big. It has nothing to do with age.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 14:35:40
agrees with princess. the dumb pretty girl thing gets really old fast and there's nothing left but this body and then you start seeing all the flaws in that. nick stuck around a lot longer than i thought he would. this woman will never have a faithful boyfriend or husband because they will all get bored easily.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 14:36:33
Her breasts are a nice shape for big heavy breasts, but she shouldn't be trying to wear those dresses with boobs like that. Some natural big breasts are still perky, but they all need some support somewhere!
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 14:38:08
She will never win an oscar let along be taking seriously as an actress, because the simple law of science is that she just cannot act. but then Gwenneth Paltrow did win one for Shakespare in love, till this day I have not recovered from that one. quite frankly don't think I ever will.
By NubianGoddez, on December 11, 2007 14:59:03
You need to have "friends" in Hollywood to have a chance at and Oscar, or you need to be black so they can fill minority quotas sometimes. Everyone hates Jessica's father and she's white, so she's never going to win an Oscar.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 15:01:53
If she does show her tits in a movie... Papa Joe will use it as porn. Repeating that clip over and over to get off to it.
By Timmy, on December 11, 2007 15:19:14
I would personally like to thank Anon 12:50 for bringing the Ron White reference to the table.
"They call me "Tater Salad"....."
By Jennifer, on December 11, 2007 16:16:18
Will that role require her to have sex? Since she's a "born again virgin", that would be really interesting...
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 16:55:15
@ Princess, on December 11, 2007 11:21:37
Sounds like you spent some time building a frienship with them, and wrote everything you observed in a noptepad....ready to be analized so you can sound smart. My question to you is:
How the fuck did you get all that out of just seeing them from across the building you just happened to be in by coincidence at the same time?
Because you know thats what really happened. They didnt invite you over for dinner or some shit. You said "OMG! Its jessica and Nick!"And they smiled at you and that
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actually, i DID meet them, and talked with them. My cousin Tyler won the Soap Box Derby two or three years ago, and got to go on all kinds of talk shows including Regis and Kelly, and Regis was out that week and Nick was the guest host. This was when Dukes of Hazard came out…so however long ago that was. I got to meet all of them, get their autographs, and talk with them for quite a while after the taping. what i said still stands: they are both really nice people, but jess is just a life-size Barbie-doll and Nick was tired of having one-sided conversations.
By Princess, on December 11, 2007 17:32:28
if she thinks ANYTHING will help her acting career, she is even more stupid than I thought.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 17:54:50
How can this be? Why would she agree to do full frontal nudity- where will she hide her willy? Maybe she can have a "morphed" computer body like angelina jolie in beowulf; yes! that will be the solution! The show can go on!
By Keen observer, on December 11, 2007 19:02:35
Um, Princess? I dont care if you met nick and jessica or saw jessica's weiner was bigger than nicks. You think you are special because you met two "reality star" burnouts? You arent. You may want to stop arguing your point, because it doesnt matter.
By Stupid, on December 11, 2007 19:06:30
@ Stupid, on December 11, 2007 19:06:30
I never said i was special, only that i wasn't lying.
By Princess, on December 11, 2007 20:18:43
fo stupid
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 00:18:36
Well Jessica..
I love you :) and hope you won't do that film!
By me, on December 12, 2007 02:00:33
love to Tit-Fuck that,, and give her the money shot
By burntfinger, on December 12, 2007 09:07:19
Them titties are certified silicone.
Ain't no natural white girl tits that look like that in a dress with that little support.
By Titty Expert, on December 12, 2007 09:52:19
second that, burntfinger.
although throwing her in the dog, and watching those things slap up against each other would be fantastic as well
By Bob Cobb, on December 12, 2007 13:07:55
Todd, don't you think one d is a plenty?
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 15:32:24
"I got to meet all of them, get their autographs, and talk with them for quite a while after the taping. what i said still stands: they are both really nice people, but jess is just a life-size Barbie-doll and Nick was tired of having one-sided conversations.
By Princess, on December 11, 2007 17:32:28
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Perhaps they are. But maintaining this line of reasoning seems faulty when he is currently dating Vanessa Minillo (I hate myself for even knowing she exists). You know who she is- that MTV presenter/Rhoades Scholar.
That said, I don't think Nick is a stickler for intellect.
By Putsomestankonit, on December 12, 2007 16:44:19
MMMMMMM
I could get lost in those!
Many people talk trash about her, but I think she is hot, and I would still do her...twice!
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 18:22:23
Everybody should love Christ, but none of us are perfect, especially dim wit Jessica. Jessica needs to grow the hell up experience life without always being under her parents so damn much. I think it's time for her to reinvent herself in fact it's way overdue,that's if she wants to stay relevant in hollywood. I mean in reality, what did she do as a true entertainer? I doubt it if she wants to be like that ugly piece of shit Unfitney, why is it that every girl in the biz that wears scant clothes, dances, and wants to do provocative nude movies or photoshoots have to be like that ugly piece of trailer trash?! Many actresses and singers bared all way before that dirty,ugly ass pig!
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 18:22:29
Sure everyody should love Christ...I do and I'd still hit Bam Margera like she did when she was still married to that fruit Nick. Sadly, that was her only attempt at getting away from Papa Joe and Nick. Her attempt to get banged by a real bad-boy. That was the best she could do, and damn if she didn't get busted for it!!!
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 09:01:38
why do girls think getting naked gets respect. She is dumb. Besides, do they not higher body doubles for that sort of thing any more?
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 09:16:28
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