Last night's dinner table discussion: How Burton is having sex with Helena only because she's a female variant of Depp. I never thought of it until I read it here, and it's blown my mind. Seriously, me head exploded. That's why we talked about it at the dinner table, because there's nothing left of me.
I'm sorry I see him and all I can think is ...21 Jumpstreet...or Nightmare on Elm Street where he looked about 14 years old and whore the queer pink polo shirt...gay!
He does it for me. I know he is all kinds of weird. I don't care. My heart races and panties get wet just looking at his picture. Like a dumb teenager. Why? Help me.
God this man can't act...ever since I saw his version of Wonka, I have thought of him as the worst actor EVER. living or dead, and he is so greasy and ugly...it is a sad thing when your co-star is Vincent Price and he still looks better than you do, Johnny no-talent
Hmm, good idea. Take the sing bad movie the Depp's done and judge his whole acting career over it. Then we can base his skill on how he looks compared to his co-stars. Another brilliant suggestion. Slow down, champ, give the rest of us a chance to come up with great ideas such as yours.
Go play in traffic. Depp is an amazing actor and is one hot piece of ass.
Have you watched secret window? He was great in that movie, as he is in pretty much everything he does.
Anyway, I saw an off broadway production of Sweeney Todd and when I heard they were making a movie, I couldnt think of anyone better than Johnny Depp, although Helena playing Angela Lansbury's part is a little strange... I still can only picture her as the meat pie lady.
Guess I will have to see the movie before I really pass judgement
Damn one of the most talented and sexiest actors of all time, hmmmm I wonder if he's a Scorpio or Aquarius?? he's got that intense , eccentric, bohemian thing going on.
that woman is SO disturbing looking. she was awesome in fight club but ever since watching hamlet her face literally scares the crap out of me. i feel bad for the kids that have to think of her as mommy.
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Leave Your Comment'the normally private star does reveal to Extra his holiday plans'...
Yes, quite the exclusive, Extra.
He's spending the holidays with his kids.
How juicy and unexpected, eh?
By joejoe, on December 4, 2007 09:41:36
Is it just me, or does he look like Jack White in the stills from the film?
By Janna, on December 4, 2007 09:47:21
He looks like that crazy guy from Mad Max:
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/madmax2050/Toecutter.jpg>Toecutter
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 09:50:59
Last night's dinner table discussion: How Burton is having sex with Helena only because she's a female variant of Depp. I never thought of it until I read it here, and it's blown my mind. Seriously, me head exploded. That's why we talked about it at the dinner table, because there's nothing left of me.
Oh, and, love the boots.
Deep Tongue Kisses,
Liz
By Liz, on December 4, 2007 10:01:34
Actually he said "I'm going to stay at home and watch my wife lose weight"
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 10:05:52
Don't worry Johnny, some day puberty will hit and you will be able to grow facial hair like a real man. Maybe.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 10:08:30
I'm sorry I see him and all I can think is ...21 Jumpstreet...or Nightmare on Elm Street where he looked about 14 years old and whore the queer pink polo shirt...gay!
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 10:10:28
he is so fuckin hot
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 10:13:33
He does it for me. I know he is all kinds of weird. I don't care. My heart races and panties get wet just looking at his picture. Like a dumb teenager. Why? Help me.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 10:13:54
he could do anything to me
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 10:19:40
he is so freaking hot. i'm 24 and i'd so do him, being the 40 something he is!
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 10:41:05
"Don't worry Johnny, some day puberty will hit and you will be able to grow facial hair like a real man. Maybe."
Dear Grizzly Adams,
Unless you're in the Taliban, nobody cares how much facial hair you can grow.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 10:44:27
I would let Johnny do anything to me.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 11:37:35
Yah, Johnny's about as cool as it gets. Real-deal actor to boot.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 12:28:31
can't ge enough, of that wonderful Depp!
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 13:09:07
'the normally private star does reveal to Extra his holiday penis'...
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 13:36:16
FYI - his boobs changed in size during filming. Or at least I think I have that rumor straight.
By TrayC, on December 4, 2007 13:47:00
God this man can't act...ever since I saw his version of Wonka, I have thought of him as the worst actor EVER. living or dead, and he is so greasy and ugly...it is a sad thing when your co-star is Vincent Price and he still looks better than you do, Johnny no-talent
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 14:16:13
<B>Anonymous, 14:16</B>
Hmm, good idea. Take the sing bad movie the Depp's done and judge his whole acting career over it. Then we can base his skill on how he looks compared to his co-stars. Another brilliant suggestion. Slow down, champ, give the rest of us a chance to come up with great ideas such as yours.
Go play in traffic.
Depp is an amazing actor
and is one hot piece of ass.
By Dan, on December 4, 2007 14:53:39
Rat face, American hating, bitch.
By Prettyboy, on December 4, 2007 15:00:25
hahah anonymous 14.16 Jealous?
Johnny Depp is an amazing actor. You wish you had half the talent he does. Enjoy xmas with the kids John!
By Annie, on December 4, 2007 15:27:46
"Dear Grizzly Adams,
Unless you're in the Taliban, nobody cares how much facial hair you can grow."
Oops, sorry 10:44 aka chickenhawk, I'm into men, not boys. But that's just me.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 15:43:27
I love Johnny Depp and his non conforming ways and being his own man and dressing his own way.
He is the epitome of what an actor should put forth in their career and personal life.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 15:53:29
he's a good actor...the movies he does are good....and he's so sexy. I'd let Johnny Depp do terrible, naughty things to me
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 16:46:52
Hottest man alive. All men should look and behave like Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp is beautiful!
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 17:41:56
That Todd... he's a streetsmart fish-out-of-water in a world he never made!
By Appropriate Simpsons Quote Guy, on December 4, 2007 18:11:45
Hahaha @ the Grizzly Adams comment.
And anon 10:10:28--
I think you've been watching too many Old Spice commercials.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 00:02:36
@anonymous 14:16
Have you watched secret window? He was great in that movie, as he is in pretty much everything he does.
Anyway, I saw an off broadway production of Sweeney Todd and when I heard they were making a movie, I couldnt think of anyone better than Johnny Depp, although Helena playing Angela Lansbury's part is a little strange... I still can only picture her as the meat pie lady.
Guess I will have to see the movie before I really pass judgement
By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 05:03:56
he's a good actor. i don't know about the greatest or one of the greatest, but yeah, he's good
By nigerian chica, on December 5, 2007 09:07:05
I never got the Johnny Dep thing. Doesn't do it for me.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 09:09:00
HOTTIE!
By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 09:15:00
Damn one of the most talented and sexiest actors of all time, hmmmm I wonder if he's a Scorpio or Aquarius?? he's got that intense , eccentric, bohemian thing going on.
By NubianGoddez, on December 5, 2007 13:25:44
Shut up, you jealous guys...he's a god. period.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 20:32:43
Johnny is a legend in his own mind. I don't get the male diva act he's put on for years.
But he seems like a good father so I give him that much.
By anonymous, on December 6, 2007 08:25:29
that woman is SO disturbing looking. she was awesome in fight club but ever since watching hamlet her face literally scares the crap out of me. i feel bad for the kids that have to think of her as mommy.
By yelena, on December 7, 2007 16:11:06
He is THE hotEST actor alive.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 15:43:09
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