BTW, what's the point of censoring her ass on the photo where she is braced against the door, when the whole thing is reflected (uncensored) on the mirror next to her?
Oh, great! Do you know how much $$$ I spent trying to get that ONJ Xanadu video out of my mind? Do you? All the $$$ down the drain. Now I have to start all over.
Is that an HPV wart on her vag in pic #3? So gross, and why would the guy leak these pics if that is his smaller than average dick in the other pic? Such an odd looking woman.
Wow! Even on IDLYITW, this level of vitriol isn't even unleashed on the likes of Brook Hogan or Rumor Willis.
Admittedly, that banner pic is horrible; no argument there. But I think this chick warrants some deeper analysis...
1) Face - the main picture is disturbing. Then again, most women don't look good sopping wet, no makeup and their hair slicked back like Tony Montana. After searching for some pics of her, I've come to the conclusion that she's actually quite cute when dry and she has her hair done.
2) Body - she's a goddamn Olympic gold medalist swimmer. If she didn't look like that she wouldn't have a job. Probably has something like 0.5% body fat, with a body full of lean, lanky muscle. She doesn't have that nasty, bulky ripped look of the female bodybuilders, nor the bony, anorexic Olsen Twin ass, nor the JLH chunky, cheesy hips, so stop bitching. Dammit.
3) Vagina - For the love of GOD!! Can't anyone be happy? Normally it's the argument between hairy or bald... Now it's that her labia are too large or that she looks too loose??!! Jesus Christ, a pussy's a pussy! Finger it, eat it, then fuck it, no other discussion or analysis is required.
I like the photos- they are playful and she is clearly having fun. We all have bodies and they are all different. I am sure that she will outlive all of us and so the last laugh is hers.
Note to self: NEVER send naked pictures to a lover no matter what. Jeez, I only thought actual celebrities had to worry about their naked pictures getting out. I hope she uses those muscles to kick her ex's ass!
Everyone here has missed the obvious. Picture #3, if painted by a modern master of the fine arts, would be hanging in the MOMA. It says so much. The relatively large manish hands pulling open a veritable meaty doorway to Dante's hell. The almost deflated testicle like nature of her labia and the hands themselves a tip of the hat to the complexities of gender identity in today's technological society. And, the coup de' grace, the gecko lizard framed perfectly in the background, stopped dead in its tracks, fleeing in fear from some predator (more than likely her hawkish face) and starring in contemplation of entering her mangina or facing its certain quick death outside of its meaty strangle hold.
Come on people. Do your homework. Art-History may be neither, but it is an actual recognized field of study.
Thanks for the effort but that was awful. Most of those poses look like they were done for medical purposes rather than sexual ones. I will lose sleep tonight.
94 Comments:
Leave Your CommentHoly fuck that's ugly.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 13:13:30
wonky tiny boobs, completely flat ass and a scary muscular stomach... yikes
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 13:13:32
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 13:16:45
Damn, picture #3, you could fit a minivan in that shit.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 13:16:54
I haven't seen that much roast beef since the arby's big montana
By Oven Mitt, on December 19, 2007 13:20:30
denzel's movie should have been named Master Debators!...get it! u know what i'm talkin' about!
By harpoboy, on December 19, 2007 13:22:08
So that tiny tiny penis she happens to be choking would apparently be from the dude that leaked the photos.
You would think a guy with such an isty bitsy penis would have kept that photo to himself at the very least.
I feel sorry for him.
By Nine-Inch Nailer (and not the band), on December 19, 2007 13:24:34
Whoever the guy in picture 6 is should not let pictures be taken of his tiny little wanker. That's just embarrassing!
By Pete Mags, on December 19, 2007 13:25:14
I've seen worse. *cough* Britney *cough*
Her ex-boyfriend must have a horse cock, though.
By JAC, on December 19, 2007 13:30:30
Do they test female swimmers for HGH?
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 13:34:09
Ick, is she East German?
By Underman, on December 19, 2007 13:40:03
Wow. That's...uh....not so good.
By Jim, on December 19, 2007 13:41:26
Gross. Nice abs, but everything else, including her face, is nasty.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 13:48:47
Thanks to her tan lines
her boobs look more like
sunglasses
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 13:52:02
She looks like she's on steroids. yuck
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 13:53:55
That's not pretty inner labia. I wouldn't take pics of mine if it looked like that.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 13:58:28
Oh, man. WOW! WOWOWOWOW! She is soooooo sexy. I want to hit it!
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 14:07:00
Thanks. I'm having a hard time keeping my lunch down now. She looks like a post-op tranny.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 14:08:10
In a couple of the pics, it looks like she has testicles that tried to grow. She's got some extra DNA.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 14:17:03
Actually she's a very smart girl. That penis would have caused lots of drag in the water.
About her boyfriend...
a) why?
b) and regardless of that, why didn't he throw out his camera when he asked for a second date?
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 14:17:47
Damm,her pussy is ugly,such a big hole!!
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 14:42:11
Oh please.. Give her a sammich, stat!
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 14:46:44
*screams and throws laptop across the room*
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 14:48:53
I actually like her from the waist down just fine, but her upper body is very "XXY."
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 14:50:17
It's a boy with a vagina.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 14:56:50
Wow, that's ... different.
BTW, what's the point of censoring her ass on the photo where she is braced against the door, when the whole thing is reflected (uncensored) on the mirror next to her?
By Professor Pit Staines, on December 19, 2007 15:05:52
my god, that's gotta be like fuckin a bucket of water!!!
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 15:08:56
Oh, great! Do you know how much $$$ I spent trying to get that ONJ Xanadu video out of my mind? Do you? All the $$$ down the drain. Now I have to start all over.
By just-this-guy, on December 19, 2007 15:09:57
Oh please.. Give her a sammich, stat!xq mh 4qqQ1` M
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 15:12:04
WHO the fuck is she anyway?? an ugly east euro slut?
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 15:12:09
mmmm i love her meaty vagina and his teeny little uncut weiner :)
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 15:18:12
Is that a geko crawling into her vagina?
By Dan, on December 19, 2007 15:24:44
aaawww. Olivia Newton John was so cute. So was Andy Gibb. Thanks for the video, Jenny.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 16:09:56
she's so hot, I'd fuck her day and night.
By keres, on December 19, 2007 16:09:57
I cranked up the volume and was rocking out to the Xanadu video. Um. Is that WRONG?
By TrayC, on December 19, 2007 16:13:55
These are without a doubt the worst pictures I've ever seen. Nothing grosser than a jacked woman.
By Tony, on December 19, 2007 16:30:53
YUCK
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 16:31:50
I want to give Olivia Newton John a tongue bath.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 17:00:25
Check out that sexy little wart on her labia. Mmmmm, just wanna flick my tongue over that disease...
By She-nonymous, on December 19, 2007 18:04:55
That's why you need to have hair on your pussy. It looks like a hole in the ground, Grow some hair on that twat!!!
By lkl, on December 19, 2007 18:10:56
Next time you post something like this, please warn Very NSFA (Anyone). Thanks.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 18:17:25
Loose lips sink ships.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 18:39:54
A place where nobody dared to gooooooooo,
The love that we came to knoooooow...
They call it Xanaduuuuuuuuuuuu!
Fucking awesome!
By Sonny Malone Loves Kira, on December 19, 2007 19:09:12
excuse me let me vomit.
By Bill, on December 19, 2007 19:09:23
AGH! FUCK ME! What the fuck is THAT?! If that's a chick...No, that can't be a chick. Not by birth.
By Abram, on December 19, 2007 19:15:47
She looks fine, she's an athlete. The guy who leaked this is a loser. Nude pictures of some random woman, big deal.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 19:48:06
Oh Olivia ... *sigh*
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 20:12:53
Meh. The French are far too self-involved to be any good in the sack anyways...
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 20:25:10
I'd say she looks good for an athlete. Trust me, the ALL look like that. Give or take a little.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 20:30:08
It could be worse, she could be Asian.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 20:30:53
I'd say she looks good for an athlete. Trust me, they ALL look like that. Give or take a little. Oh and thanks for the video Jenny.
By Olivia Newton is hot, on December 19, 2007 20:30:57
*Punches computer screen till it shatters* WHY!?
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 20:49:58
I bet suddenly Brooke Hogan's starting to look real good.
By TheBig28, on December 19, 2007 23:12:24
Is that an HPV wart on her vag in pic #3? So gross, and why would the guy leak these pics if that is his smaller than average dick in the other pic? Such an odd looking woman.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 23:18:56
Wow! Even on IDLYITW, this level of vitriol isn't even unleashed on the likes of Brook Hogan or Rumor Willis.
Admittedly, that banner pic is horrible; no argument there. But I think this chick warrants some deeper analysis...
1) Face - the main picture is disturbing. Then again, most women don't look good sopping wet, no makeup and their hair slicked back like Tony Montana. After searching for some pics of her, I've come to the conclusion that she's actually quite cute when dry and she has her hair done.
2) Body - she's a goddamn Olympic gold medalist swimmer. If she didn't look like that she wouldn't have a job. Probably has something like 0.5% body fat, with a body full of lean, lanky muscle. She doesn't have that nasty, bulky ripped look of the female bodybuilders, nor the bony, anorexic Olsen Twin ass, nor the JLH chunky, cheesy hips, so stop bitching. Dammit.
3) Vagina - For the love of GOD!! Can't anyone be happy? Normally it's the argument between hairy or bald... Now it's that her labia are too large or that she looks too loose??!! Jesus Christ, a pussy's a pussy! Finger it, eat it, then fuck it, no other discussion or analysis is required.
Just my two cents.
By Sleazy P. Martini, on December 19, 2007 23:22:50
Everyone is now going to be distracted looking for her cameltoe in the Olympics this summer!
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 23:55:06
The "best" picture was the one on the main site. Just God awful - this week's proof that the apocalypse is truly upon us.
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 06:11:37
Ugh. Uhhhh. Eeyyeeewwww.
By lil jimmy, on December 20, 2007 08:01:32
SleazY: Amen. I'd hit it. Really. (And it'd probably hit me back. Hard.)
By ken Mehlman, on December 20, 2007 08:54:06
Considering what her profession/job is, she actually looks pretty damn good. (For reference, you might consider googling Inge de Bruijn.)
btw: Thanks to the person that leaked these pics. You'd think he'd use a more endowing angle.
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 08:55:58
Wow. thanks for the 80's fashion moment! Hair, clothes and rollerskates; it really takes me back!
RIP Andy Gibb.
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 09:49:09
I think she looks good, great body too.
By BlueMak, on December 20, 2007 10:58:17
So much for the myth of hairy French women. But it confirms that Italians are not well endowed! Got to be a jerk to retaliate like that...
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 11:19:04
yuck... give me sexy curves and a hot face any day over this mess
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 11:55:21
athlete or not she is too ripped...
I dont see Amanda Beard's stomach looking like that
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 11:56:56
ugh I googled pictures of her "made up"
still nasty... moley moley moley
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 12:00:14
Why does she keep covering her tits, but then spreading her cunt for all to see? I don't get it.
By WickedBitch, on December 20, 2007 12:36:51
She is fine. You people are very sick people.
By fofofof, on December 20, 2007 12:56:54
Personally I love a swimmer's body. Her face and gash are certainly nothing to brag on, but the rest of the overall package is delightful.
By jt, on December 20, 2007 14:08:28
I refuse to believe that fugly thing is a female no way in hell that's a female and I'm sober!!!
By NubianGoddez, on December 20, 2007 15:53:25
I'm with Sleazy.
Classy Italian ex...
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 16:00:09
Mark your calendars. NoobianGoddez is sober. Must be the start of Kwanzaa.
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 16:03:50
Naw, motel management is keeping a closer eye on the minibars.
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 16:21:01
lol.
good one.
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 16:47:17
Sleazy, your closing statement was rather hot.
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 18:20:52
who the fuck is she? and she is UGLY
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 18:44:18
I like the photos- they are playful and she is clearly having fun. We all have bodies and they are all different. I am sure that she will outlive all of us and so the last laugh is hers.
By oliviadog, on December 20, 2007 20:04:10
Note to self: NEVER send naked pictures to a lover no matter what. Jeez, I only thought actual celebrities had to worry about their naked pictures getting out. I hope she uses those muscles to kick her ex's ass!
By NeverNudeCovert, on December 20, 2007 22:53:58
Xanadu is freakin' awesome. I love that show. It truly goes to show how damn hot Olivia was in her prime.
I'd nail that muse.
By Danny McGuire, on December 20, 2007 23:33:16
I am sure that she will outlive all of us and so the last laugh is hers.
Dying old and wrinkly is not a satisfying way to take revenge on your enemies.
Even that doesn't work out for a lot of <s>steroid abusers</s> successful athletes. Just look at Florence Griffith-Joyner.
By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 00:53:17
he/she tucks up his balls quite well.
By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 02:59:20
That vagina would chomp on your hands like you're feeding carrots to a hungry stallion. (reminds me of the Star Wars Saarlac pit).
By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 05:51:12
She must be a snapper with that muscle development.
By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 05:58:46
Guys,
This girl kick ass look at her accomplishments.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laure_Manaudou
Know why she look like this now !!!
By literb, on December 21, 2007 08:08:36
She has no problem showing her cunt but practically hides her breasts? What??
By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 19:20:43
video ??? please.. crazycd75@yahoo.fr
By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 21:43:35
You can't fuck her accomplishments.
By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 03:57:17
Everyone here has missed the obvious. Picture #3, if painted by a modern master of the fine arts, would be hanging in the MOMA. It says so much. The relatively large manish hands pulling open a veritable meaty doorway to Dante's hell. The almost deflated testicle like nature of her labia and the hands themselves a tip of the hat to the complexities of gender identity in today's technological society. And, the coup de' grace, the gecko lizard framed perfectly in the background, stopped dead in its tracks, fleeing in fear from some predator (more than likely her hawkish face) and starring in contemplation of entering her mangina or facing its certain quick death outside of its meaty strangle hold.
Come on people. Do your homework. Art-History may be neither, but it is an actual recognized field of study.
By uncledaddy, on December 22, 2007 12:58:05
Girls are purdy.
By Francis Bacon, on December 22, 2007 21:40:22
Looks fine to me!
Keep it babe. Let's do the lunch thing next week.
By MikeG, on December 23, 2007 13:19:38
Maybe she was so repulsive that his penis recoiled into teh depths of his belly and cant be extracted
By anonymous, on December 25, 2007 18:28:10
I think: I want to fuck her!
By Morten, on December 28, 2007 06:33:15
Thanks for the effort but that was awful. Most of those poses look like they were done for medical purposes rather than sexual ones. I will lose sleep tonight.
By anonymous, on December 29, 2007 14:04:13
Let me crawl in this pussy!!! HELL!!! Great!!
By Morten Harket, on January 1, 2008 23:48:53
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