21 Comments:

• Ok, is there something in the water these days with all these pregnancies??
  
  
  Remind me to not drink water.

  By Jennifer, on December 19, 2007 10:59:41

• That's why I only drink from the bottle. The Smirnoff Bottle.

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 11:16:32

• There are a lot of dudes out there that are using defective rubbers

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 11:17:56

• I prefer the Cuervo bottle, but to each his or her own.

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 11:28:48

• That's why I only drink from the bottle. The Smirnoff Bottle.
  
  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 11:16:32
  
  Loves it. Try Chopin. It's expensive, but worth it...what am I saying...drink moonshine if ya gotta...

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 11:31:22

• Kids kind of ruin your life, but if she's happy... Well, good luck for her, she's lovely.

  By Ivy, on December 19, 2007 11:45:57

• 1. Dumb, dumb, dumb celebrity idiots...it's called birth control. Grow the fuck up. 2. Allen is sooooo pissed right now that the 16-year-old Spears is taking all the attention with her announcement.

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 11:49:41

• Not sure who she is...she's cute though. Hopefully she'll think of her career and opt for the ol' coat hanger.

  By J-Bird, on December 19, 2007 11:49:49

• Kids only ruin your life if you get pregnant by accident at 16 (or 22 for most people) and aren't ready for it you dumbass. (Translation -- when you are still too young and selfish to realize the gift you've been given.)

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 11:52:39

• Just when this chick was getting cute . . .
  
  Am I wrong in thinking that I hope some high profile celebs come out and admit they had abortions so people in the US and UK don't start thinking random pregency is cool?

  By TheBig28, on December 19, 2007 12:03:40

• oops...forgot again..

  By the impregantor, on December 19, 2007 12:41:54

• So much for her perky tits.

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 12:46:11

• Lily Allen is a fucking obnoxious, opinionated cunt who thinks too much of herself for what she really is: a talentless hack who likes to pretend that she is some sort of a rebel, smart, and some sort of diva singer.
  
  Well, she went to an exclusive school in Knightsbridge, and if it wasn't for daddy's money, influence, contacts, and of course free publicity, she would be singing either in the shower, in pub karaoke nights, or for shrapnel in a tube station (at best).

  By Oliver Cromwell, on December 19, 2007 15:28:15

• Crazy chicks with daddy issues make the best fucks, but not the best wives/girlfriends or mothers. That being said, I'd bang Lilly Allen 'til she died but there's no way I'd knock her up.

  By Abram, on December 19, 2007 19:28:40

• Her first album was amazing. She didn't have it in her to make a second one, so pregnant or not it doesn't matter. She's done, at least now she feels justified in that.

  By white mike, on December 19, 2007 19:47:23

• Crazy chicks with daddy issues make the best fucks, but not the best wives/girlfriends or mothers. That being said, I'd bang Lilly Allen 'til she died but there's no way I'd knock her up.
  
  Agreed and agreed.

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 20:09:50

• Is Ed Simons the one with the glasses or the one without?
  
  Why do I even ask? they're both butt-ugly.

  By Pad Esnow, on December 20, 2007 00:02:40

• i object to "lily allen confirms she is pregnant".
  
  it should be "lily allen confirms she accidentally got knocked up"

  By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 09:54:30

• I like the mental image of accidentally slipping on a penis.

  By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 17:55:12

• What a statement, kids kinda ruin your life. Keep that thought up and there won't be anyone left in America but illegal aliens. No one to work and pay your retirement when you get old. But don't worry about stuff like that you got to party, huh!! I know that bush is thick and very dark!! yes!!

  By lkl, on December 20, 2007 18:13:43

• Now that she seems happy, maybe she could finally STFU and just use her voice for singing.

  By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 18:50:29