63 Comments:

• I'd hit it.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 09:47:15

• Why hasn't this fucking worthless, talentless cunt been hit by a train yet?

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 09:48:45

• despite her plethora of shortcomings, she does have a nice set of cans.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 09:49:43

• The nice tits still aren't enough to forget what whore she is and how many dirty dicks she's fucked and sucked. I wouldn't go near that freckled red pussy.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 09:53:21

• Didn't think she could ever do it again, but she's making my dick hard.

  By Joe Simpson, on December 7, 2007 09:57:51

• She has big, bountiful tits.

  By poops, on December 7, 2007 09:58:33

• i'd hit it, but i needs to dook.

  By stinky , on December 7, 2007 10:07:10

• She's such a treasure.
  
  Let's bury her.
  
  

  By Vigilante, on December 7, 2007 10:10:02

• only after the bukkake party is over.

  By hates hollywood, on December 7, 2007 10:11:01

• Through all the coke, drinking, bad acting, failed rehabs, crotch and boob exposures, bad family stuff, Lindsay still does it for me.
  
  As a matter of fact, it's probably because of all that stuff that she still is so hot to me. Being sober is overrated people. I'd bang the bejesus out of that box...
  
  Just dont get fat Lindsay..then I won't have anything to do with you...
  
  
  
  
  

  By Hot Rob, on December 7, 2007 10:12:28

• I think she looks great for 29.

  By Cox Rocker, on December 7, 2007 10:13:25

• She's a Ginger Kid, her skin isn't aging well and she looks terrible with that fake blond hair.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 10:17:27

• In other news, Blackberry announced that their latest red blackberry withstands inhumane levels of high yeast, viral, and toxic firecrotches.

  By Research in Motion, on December 7, 2007 10:19:49

• Hey RIM, that's great news about the red blackberry...but will it stand up to the Naomi Campbell "I'm gonna whup yo ass" Test?
  
  Russell Crowe needs to know before he buys one for Christmas.
  
  

  By Vigilante, on December 7, 2007 10:29:57

• She is so goddamn hot. I will never understand why you people won't acknowledge this. Admit it: she's fucking gorgeous. By far the hottest woman in show business.

  By J-Bird, on December 7, 2007 10:37:23

• J-Bird just because you have shit taste in women and low standards doesn't mean everyone else should stoop to your level. Low class freckled ginger kid firecrotch sluts aren't "hot" to most people.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 10:42:40

• ive always had a thing for lindsay and im glad she was thinking of me when she "forgot" to put on a bra

  By Sacrament, on December 7, 2007 10:50:16

• J-Bird speaks the truth. Lindsay is probably the most beautiful woman to ever get in front of a camera. She has the face of an angel. She'll make a huge comeback and everyone will love her, just wait and see.
  
  Until then, go jerk off to Hollywood Blvd. trash like Alba and Megan Fox.

  By Don'tFearTheLindser, on December 7, 2007 10:56:16

• Lindsay Lohan is box office poison. The only movie that made real money and got good reviews after her childhood Disney movies was Mean Girls and that was because everyone fell in love with Rachel McAdams. Lindsay sucks, she's a slut, she's just another Long Island whore who'll fade into obscurity soon.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 10:58:47

• Holy crap! She looks all-around fuckable there. Damn! Not just her tits. Her legs, her face, everything. Bwoooohhhaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh!

  By Dirk Dong, on December 7, 2007 11:02:02

• "She has the face of an angel."
  
  Angels don't have spotted melanoma faces and ugly teeth.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 11:02:05

• Lindsay is not hot. The only reason that you dickwads think she is hot is because she has big tits and has no morals and fucks practically anyone who walks up and asks her. You dipshits have no idea what hot is.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 11:20:06

• someone looking for attention Lindsay?

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 11:20:54

• 11:20:06 ... please enlighten us. Who do you consider hot?

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 11:58:45

• i think she looks really beautiful in that banner picture

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 12:27:41

• blonde just does not look good on her....her rack is nice though

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 12:52:52

• I'm a girl, and I think she has GORGEOUS tits. Perfect shape, perfect nipples. Yeah, those are a "10" in my book.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 13:27:29

• 11:58, Lance Bass, Justin Timberlake, ect...

  By 11:20:06, on December 7, 2007 13:37:05

• Why should she wear a bra, girl aint got no boobs anyways?

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 13:38:18

• she looks great for 45. lol

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 13:41:00

• Let's see...pound of concealer? Check. Tammy Faye approved liquid liner? Check. Fraggle hair? Check.
  
  Bra? Meh.
  
  Yeah, she's gorgeous. So is an Afghan Hound. But I'll bet she sheds more.
  
  

  By Vigilante, on December 7, 2007 13:46:19

• She must have done her own eye makeup because it looks like shit. Too much eyeliner, and it's uneven, and she colored in her brows with the WRONG color and to much of it. Her hair is also overprocessed and fried. Sorry, I know the lonely nerds who never get any like this girl, but yuck is all I can ever say about her.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 13:52:37

• 13:38, yeah great point.
  
  My god, some of you just personify retardation.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 13:54:56

• She'll be high, drunk, passed out in that dyke's car again soon. She's an overrated "never was" who'll be over again soon.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 14:00:26

• The tits are spectacular.
  
  Too bad they don't come a la carte.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 14:04:02

• The tits are spectacular.
  
  Too bad they don't come a la carte.
  
  LMFAO WIN!! :D

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 14:05:32

• She is pure trash. She really needs to disappear. Fast.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 15:02:44

• Big areolas but no nipples = lame.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 15:56:30

• Uh...guys? Those "great tits" are plastic. I'm amazed nobody has mentioned this before me. I'm not gonna get all sweated up over two sandwich bags filled with goo. At least Scarlett Nosejobhannson's tits are the real deal, andshe has creamy skin and naturally pouty lips and all that stuff...

  By hate the fake, on December 7, 2007 16:15:25

• BlackBerry rulz!!!!

  By Berry, on December 7, 2007 17:30:35

• i'm a girl and man those are not fake. she has gret boobs.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 17:41:38

• lmao, sorry about the typo. *GREAT boobs.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 17:42:05

• Linz is back on my A list.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 18:07:59

• I just like...inoculated...or something.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 18:12:51

• Her skin is gross. How is that hot?

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 18:37:08

• NOT NIPPLES SHADOWS!
  Anyone seeing nipples is only wishful thinking.
  But do agree on her being HOT and they are real not fake, can't stand fakes.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 19:23:08

• I could believe "they" are real. Than again, her mom is flat so I could believe they are fake. Plus, she's a Hollywood brat and it's par for the course.
  
  Blonde is ugly on her. She looks old with it. She should go back to the brown-with-red-highlights color. Goes MUCH better with her skin. Bet she would look 75% better just doing that alone.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 19:41:50

• looking good here , surprisingly.

  By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 22:44:00

• COME ON, you retards! Are you all five years old or something and too young to remember the history??? Her first boob job was notoriously reported all over the place--when she was around 17 or 18, she went from whatver it was she had OVERNIGHT to giant plastic tits. Then everyone made fun of her for going too far, and she had them changed to what they are now. There were even photos circulating of the scars under her armpits, so spare me the "she grew into them/it happens" crap. THEY ARE FAKE. Don't any of you go to the supermarket??? Sheeeze.....

  By hate the fake, on December 8, 2007 07:11:35

• Big areolas just like Heather Mills

  By anonymous, on December 8, 2007 18:38:55

• I know it's a bitter pill to swallow ladies, but your man is visualizing Lindsay while he is sleeping with you. And if you do not believe that, you are truly in denial.

  By The Truth Hurts, on December 8, 2007 23:20:18

• Really? Strange, but I think about Elmer Fudd. You'd be surprised how much longer you last when you think about Elmer Fudd.

  By anonymous, on December 9, 2007 04:30:24

• Uh, I think Lindsay is hotter than hell but I don't "visualise" her while I'm sleeping with my girlfriend. That would be pathetic.

  By Fast Freddie, on December 9, 2007 05:13:20

• It would be nice if she grew her red hair on that pussy!!

  By lkl, on December 9, 2007 08:07:06

• I vote to legally change lkl's name to The Crab Hunter!

  By anonymous, on December 9, 2007 21:35:24

• This thread proves it. Men have not EVOLVED yet. *eyeroll*
  
  Lindsay is a boring attention whore. Without her fake tan, fake tits, loads of hair extensions and piles of makeup she doesn't look like anything at all.

  By Men are still pigs, on December 10, 2007 06:45:46

• Just so all you men out there fantasizing about Lindsay know....we're imagining Brad Pitt when you're boring us with your lack of technique. HAHA

  By Two can play that game, on December 10, 2007 06:47:46

• Jumped the shark.

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 06:57:47

• Lindsay is a boring attention whore. Without her fake tan, fake tits, loads of hair extensions and piles of makeup she doesn't look like anything at all.
  
  Just so all you men out there fantasizing about Lindsay know....we're imagining Brad Pitt when you're boring us with your lack of technique. HAHA
  
  Yeah, but unlike some people, Lindsay goes all night just like a lumberjack.

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 16:18:23

• Gotta agree with men are all pigs at one time or another or some all the time..but we knew that. This is a truth of life.
  
  And women manipulate and play games because they think they have to with men. Which is stupid.
  
  And the piggy ones, they'll want to bang the stupid little tramp because she makes no other demands except to squeak "harder" or "faster" to Mr. Ten Inch Record pleasure king over here. (insert my LI accent (which I do not use) above.)
  
  I keep several men, and have done so since a teen. One for every whim. Because men are generally one dimensional, which gives an enterprising gal one for each thing she's into doing..music, books, outdoors, fine dining, fast cars, a good debate * ahem *. And that's how it should be, and who cares what they do when they're not with me? So long as they're not getting a disease to give to me, it's all cool.When I get bored, I say bye bye. I love men!
  
  Hohands doesn't have much left to get her any attention except to dress like I did in the tenth grade..except when your cans get to a certain size, you really need to put something on under a see through shirt. But it's all dysfunction, sex addiction, attention getting, kinda like, well, if I can't be a great movie star, I'll be a great cock tease, which is all this one's got left. Stick a fork in her, she's almost DONE.
  
  Now if you like to go where many men have gone before, enjoy the smell of the sea, enjoy heavy makeup, bad manners, ashtray booze breath chain smoking, herpes sores north and south, and you can get by and get past and get off on all of that, then you really are a champion pig male slut. Smell her. Yum. Redwings, baby.
  
  Note the faraway gaze..she's on some kind of experimental drug therapy as part of her movie contract. She's on a lot of brain fuck kinda meds which leave an individual not-quite-the-same..
  
  Which makes her sad and pathetic. And a lifelong mental patient. The girl who was there before is gone. You can see it in her eyes. Blank.

  By sf, on December 10, 2007 23:09:41

• sf - for a whore you sure do talk a lot. I guess all those men you "keep" don't really want to do much more than fuck you, eh? I understand them.

  By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 02:58:13

• Dear SF,
  
  Please StFu.
  
  

  By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 09:00:07

• Gotta agree with men are all pigs at one time or another or some all the time..but we knew that. This is a truth of life.
  
  And women manipulate and play games because they think they have to with men. Which is stupid.
  
  And the piggy ones, they'll want to bang the stupid little tramp because she makes no other demands except to squeak "harder" or "faster" to Mr. Ten Inch Record pleasure king over here. (insert my LI accent (which I do not use) above.)
  
  I keep several men, and have done so since a teen. One for every whim. Because men are generally one dimensional, which gives an enterprising gal one for each thing she's into doing..music, books, outdoors, fine dining, fast cars, a good debate * ahem *. And that's how it should be, and who cares what they do when they're not with me? So long as they're not getting a disease to give to me, it's all cool.When I get bored, I say bye bye. I love men!
  
  Hohands doesn't have much left to get her any attention except to dress like I did in the tenth grade..except when your cans get to a certain size, you really need to put something on under a see through shirt. But it's all dysfunction, sex addiction, attention getting, kinda like, well, if I can't be a great movie star, I'll be a great cock tease, which is all this one's got left. Stick a fork in her, she's almost DONE.
  
  Now if you like to go where many men have gone before, enjoy the smell of the sea, enjoy heavy makeup, bad manners, ashtray booze breath chain smoking, herpes sores north and south, and you can get by and get past and get off on all of that, then you really are a champion pig male slut. Smell her. Yum. Redwings, baby.
  
  Note the faraway gaze..she's on some kind of experimental drug therapy as part of her movie contract. She's on a lot of brain fuck kinda meds which leave an individual not-quite-the-same..
  
  Which makes her sad and pathetic. And a lifelong mental patient. The girl who was there before is gone. You can see it in her eyes. Blank.
  
  Read a lot of Anne Rice, don't you...

  By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 16:52:19