I call bullshit. What self-respecting New Yorker would just say, "Oh yeah, sure Madonna, we'll leave for you." Bull fucking shit. New Yorkers would tell her to fuck off and put her in her place. No matter who she is.
I doubt she would be a "great fuck". That pussy has more miles on it than a 1984 minivan. It would be like fucking the world. The only way to get her off would be to stick your head in wiggle your ears and puke.
I doubt she would be a "great fuck". That pussy has more miles on it than a 1984 minivan. It would be like fucking the world. The only way to get her off would be to stick your head in wiggle your ears and puke.
Good way to show you know NOTHING about the female anatomy. The pussy is a muscle, the more you exercise it, the tighter and fitter it gets. Nice try, virgin. Enjoy your mom's basement, loser.
I would fuck her hard! I bet too she's a great fuck as: A) She's a flexible bitch; you can do all kinds of stuff to her! B) She's one horney chick. c) She's in great physical condition & looks very "active", if you know what I mean. D) She's got a lot of experience. Say what you want but I'm pretty damn sure she's the best lay ever. I'd fuck her sure, or let her fuck me - whatever she's in - I'm there.
She's a bitch for doing that, but the real idiots are the people who actually agree to leave. We hear these stories all the time - why do bitches always leave when asked - er, ordered to?
Oh, and that "boner" is a pubic bone. ALl women have them. You'd KNOW that if...ach, forget it...
I call bullshit. What self-respecting New Yorker would just say, "Oh yeah, sure Madonna, we'll leave for you." Bull fucking shit. New Yorkers would tell her to fuck off and put her in her place. No matter who she is.
Agreed. I've lived in NYC for over 20 years, so I can vouch. There's just no way. Every single person leaves the room? No. Not even if a bomb exploded would every person leave a room in the great city of New York. There would be at least a few left behind, looting or using their cell phone to tape whoever was bleeding.
Unless they all did it as a team, "vogueing" out the door while laughing hysterically. With fake British accents.
If I was in charge of things I'd sentence her to reincarnation as St Augustine of Hippo & keep doing so until she succeeded in producing coherent, workable and clearly-expressed systems of theology and ethics.
Then I'd let her come back as herself, except born to peasants somewhere in Armenia and set her the task of landing a major recording contract in the US by the age of 22, without granting sexual favors to anybody she wasn't actually attracted to.
I met Madonna in person in 2004 and she's really petite, but she's all muscle. It was very odd to see such a strong woman on a little body. I love her concerts. :-D
As much as I'd love to believe this story, because I hate her and it makes her out to be a huge bitch, WHICH SHE IS, I just can't get past the fact that she took a yoga class WITH OTHER PEOPLE.
No. Come on. She has her own person for everything. Her own yoga instructor, maybe a back-up, too. Her own team of fitness trainers. A team of makeup artists, hair people, assistants, a hazmat team to do her weekly colonic irrigation, a homeopath, osteopath, analyst, a team of accountants and attorneys and security guards. This is not a woman who takes a class with other people.
AND, as others said, there's no way in hell everyone would just follow her orders and leave the room. Not in New York. They'd laugh.
I have doubts about how "healthy" Madonna is. She gave herself a hernea and had emergency surgery for it back when she was filming her Hung Up video. So, her age is yelling back at her now.
Madonna really pisses me off to tell you the truth. She's got an over inflated sese of personal worth and that Kabbalah religious bollox is the sort of shit only a twat gets involved in.
She has abused and deprived her body so much she is suffering with arthritis and chronic joint pains. Around your mid-40s, you enter a transition phase called perimenopause. During this time, the ovaries produce less estrogen. However, a woman is not completely without estrogen after menopause. It continues to be made by other glands and by body fat, but generally there is less of estrogen than before menopause. Should have eaten a little fat, dairy and meat dear and expected the hot flushes, sleep problems.
She will always look like the character beetle juice in the Tim Burton's movie. she is soooooooooo over rated and irrelevant. put a fork in yourself you were done 10 years ago.
This archaic whore needs to get over her cunty self. Unoriginal pathetic attempts of a woman way past her prime in her 50's trying too hard to be sexy is just plain ridiculous and becoming too embarassing to watch.
12:26 -- Don't confuse Kegel exercises with having sex. Calling being pounded by every guy on both sides of the pond an exercise for your vaginal muscles is like calling opening a refrigerator an exercise for your arms.
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Leave Your Commentwho cares about her idiocy anymore. when people do things like that it makes them look so crazy.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 11:46:31
I wish I had her body and her money.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 11:48:57
Well here she is the queen of all whores.Now she is a jew because hollwood is run by them.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 11:55:22
She's completely obnoxious but I bet she's a great fuck.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 12:05:13
I'd do whatever she told me to do as long as she let me fuck her.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 12:07:50
That buff bitch has some big fuckin' arms
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=81yb495&s=1
She's bigger than some of them men I've dated.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 12:11:50
Oh Madge. Stop harassing the locals.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 12:12:33
Actually, wasn't the story that she WASN'T good in bed?? Just kind of layed there? I can see that...
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 12:14:40
I call bullshit. What self-respecting New Yorker would just say, "Oh yeah, sure Madonna, we'll leave for you." Bull fucking shit. New Yorkers would tell her to fuck off and put her in her place. No matter who she is.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 12:20:45
I doubt she would be a "great fuck". That pussy has more miles on it than a 1984 minivan. It would be like fucking the world. The only way to get her off would be to stick your head in wiggle your ears and puke.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 12:22:49
I doubt she would be a "great fuck". That pussy has more miles on it than a 1984 minivan. It would be like fucking the world. The only way to get her off would be to stick your head in wiggle your ears and puke.
Good way to show you know NOTHING about the female anatomy. The pussy is a muscle, the more you exercise it, the tighter and fitter it gets. Nice try, virgin. Enjoy your mom's basement, loser.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 12:26:22
I love that bitch. lol
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 12:28:49
where's the pictures of her vagina from the 80's?
By hates hollywood, on December 12, 2007 12:30:29
is someone cooking fish?
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 13:11:36
Just goes to show, you never mess with yoga dude's chi.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 13:14:57
I would fuck her hard! I bet too she's a great fuck as: A) She's a flexible bitch; you can do all kinds of stuff to her!
B) She's one horney chick.
c) She's in great physical condition & looks very "active", if you know what I mean.
D) She's got a lot of experience.
Say what you want but I'm pretty damn sure she's the best lay ever. I'd fuck her sure, or let her fuck me - whatever she's in - I'm there.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 13:15:17
I have waited and waited for the 'pussy tightening' argument on a idlyitw thread! Yes! My day has come!
Also, reading 'Nice try, virgin' fucking slayed me, for some reason.
By Jim, on December 12, 2007 13:16:12
"Muscle" says the woman with flaps like roast beef......
Even Dennis Rodman said she was a pillow queen.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 13:26:23
Has non one noticed the weird "boner" photos of her bending backwards...why does it look like she has a hard on?
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 13:35:07
will this old bitch please realize she has become irrelevant?
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 13:42:06
13:35 - It's the boning in the material for the top to keep it's shape.
By Tazznum1, on December 12, 2007 13:44:36
god i wish i was that flexible. i need to start stretching and doing yoga again.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 13:46:28
She's flexible & has big tits - it's all I need.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 13:51:08
For a washed-up bitch that only wrote one of her hits ("Vogue", the one-chord P.O.S.) she sure has a lot of self-righteous attitude.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 14:11:43
She's a bitch for doing that, but the real idiots are the people who actually agree to leave. We hear these stories all the time - why do bitches always leave when asked - er, ordered to?
Oh, and that "boner" is a pubic bone. ALl women have them. You'd KNOW that if...ach, forget it...
By chigger, on December 12, 2007 14:35:28
13:51 : Madonna has big tits? I think you mean EGO, not tits.
By Ivy, on December 12, 2007 15:04:55
Madonna is actually a man....
By Marie, on December 12, 2007 15:11:11
oh thats disgusting her nasty legs are all wide open damn the smell between her legs is worst then a elephant shit
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 15:30:47
Sorry, but she is nas-tee.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 15:44:17
I call bullshit. What self-respecting New Yorker would just say, "Oh yeah, sure Madonna, we'll leave for you." Bull fucking shit. New Yorkers would tell her to fuck off and put her in her place. No matter who she is.
Agreed. I've lived in NYC for over 20 years, so I can vouch. There's just no way. Every single person leaves the room? No. Not even if a bomb exploded would every person leave a room in the great city of New York. There would be at least a few left behind, looting or using their cell phone to tape whoever was bleeding.
Unless they all did it as a team, "vogueing" out the door while laughing hysterically. With fake British accents.
By attention whores must be stopped, on December 12, 2007 15:56:25
If I was in charge of things I'd sentence her to reincarnation as St Augustine of Hippo & keep doing so until she succeeded in producing coherent, workable and clearly-expressed systems of theology and ethics.
Then I'd let her come back as herself, except born to peasants somewhere in Armenia and set her the task of landing a major recording contract in the US by the age of 22, without granting sexual favors to anybody she wasn't actually attracted to.
By eddy, on December 12, 2007 16:05:00
That self-centered freak is a total has-been. I would have told her to fuck off.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 16:29:31
ditto 12:20 and 15:56. no one would have left that room, including me if i had been there.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 16:42:47
Madonna=Redundant
By guy richie, on December 12, 2007 16:58:05
UGH, I'm so sick of this over-sexed granny Beeee-yotch!! When will she ever go the fuck away???? no, seriously.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 17:42:25
UGH, I'm so sick of this over-sexed granny Beeee-yotch!! When will she ever go the fuck away???? no, seriously.
As long as so much as a single gay nightclub keeps playing endless Madonna remixes, it's in her contract with Satan that she remains famous.
Madonna... like Anne Murray, but for the morbidly queer!
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 17:50:55
She's here to stay, so get over it.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 17:52:52
Oh, and nice morning wood in pics 1-3. I always wondered what my Aunt Gladys would look like if she did back arches with a raging hard-on.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 17:53:38
I met Madonna in person in 2004 and she's really petite, but she's all muscle. It was very odd to see such a strong woman on a little body. I love her concerts. :-D
By emily, on December 12, 2007 17:59:27
As much as I'd love to believe this story, because I hate her and it makes her out to be a huge bitch, WHICH SHE IS, I just can't get past the fact that she took a yoga class WITH OTHER PEOPLE.
No. Come on. She has her own person for everything. Her own yoga instructor, maybe a back-up, too. Her own team of fitness trainers. A team of makeup artists, hair people, assistants, a hazmat team to do her weekly colonic irrigation, a homeopath, osteopath, analyst, a team of accountants and attorneys and security guards. This is not a woman who takes a class with other people.
AND, as others said, there's no way in hell everyone would just follow her orders and leave the room. Not in New York. They'd laugh.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 19:00:42
"Don't just stand there / Let's get to it / Strike a pose / There's nothing to it/ Queef."
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 22:29:00
I just can't get past the fact that she took a yoga class WITH OTHER PEOPLE.
Maybe it was the secret Kabbalah yoga class. Where's the fun in co-opting Jewish mysticism unless you can hang with all the coolest mystics?
By The Clever Sod, on December 12, 2007 22:47:36
I have doubts about how "healthy" Madonna is. She gave herself a hernea and had emergency surgery for it back when she was filming her Hung Up video. So, her age is yelling back at her now.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 02:22:04
Madonna really pisses me off to tell you the truth. She's got an over inflated sese of personal worth and that Kabbalah religious bollox is the sort of shit only a twat gets involved in.
By CovUK, on December 13, 2007 04:36:48
"Don't just stand there / Let's get to it / Strike a pose / There's nothing to it/ Queef."
LMAO - I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 05:43:39
She has abused and deprived her body so much she is suffering with arthritis and chronic joint pains. Around your mid-40s, you enter a transition phase called perimenopause. During this time, the ovaries produce less estrogen. However, a woman is not completely without estrogen after menopause. It continues to be made by other glands and by body fat, but generally there is less of estrogen than before menopause. Should have eaten a little fat, dairy and meat dear and expected the hot flushes, sleep problems.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 05:56:49
She's too entitled to be a good lay
Her contribution would be to lay there. She'd spend the whole time barking out commands and complaining in that phoney British accent
Not even the most self loathing gay guy could stay big through that
By x24, on December 13, 2007 06:50:00
Madge limbering up so she can stick her head up her ass again.
By theo huxtibubble, on December 13, 2007 08:24:48
Hey, December 12, 2007 12:26:22: Good way to show you have absolutely no sense of humor.
By D, on December 13, 2007 08:42:03
I H A T E THIS F U C K E N CUNT.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 10:36:07
New Yorkers or not, they are still Yoga pansies.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 11:11:33
11:11:33
EXACTLY.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 12:17:04
She will always look like the character beetle juice in the Tim Burton's movie. she is soooooooooo over rated and irrelevant. put a fork in yourself you were done 10 years ago.
By NubianGoddez, on December 13, 2007 12:55:03
This archaic whore needs to get over her cunty self. Unoriginal pathetic attempts of a woman way past her prime in her 50's trying too hard to be sexy is just plain ridiculous and becoming too embarassing to watch.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 17:53:26
The pussy is a muscle, the more you exercise it, the tighter and fitter it gets.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 12:26:22
If that is true then why did Jenna Jameson have to get hers overhauled?
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 21:10:33
12:26 -- Don't confuse Kegel exercises with having sex. Calling being pounded by every guy on both sides of the pond an exercise for your vaginal muscles is like calling opening a refrigerator an exercise for your arms.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 07:04:27
Oh a pussy definitely gets tighter after you fire a nine pound cannonball through it. If you tip the doctor for a "courtesy stitch."
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 15:55:42
Don't forget oversized dildos, Nerf footballs, and the occasional arm!
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 20:24:25
Oh my f'kin god Madonna!! Put it away love I can't lip read, y'know!!!!!
By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 21:22:26
You all think with that body Madonna exercises every muscle EXCEPT her pussy? Shut up. The bitch is obviously tight everywhere.
By anonymous, on January 6, 2008 04:09:27
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