36 Comments:

1. Someone please feed the poor thing.

   By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 11:21:36

2. I remember this great line she said in an interview with Maxim..this isnt verbatim, but something like this: "When people says that I'm just some spoiled rich young girl, I tell them that I am the CEO of several successful companies I started myself. What were you doing at my age, loser?"....WOW. And I thought Bush personified the phrase "Started on third base, acts like he hit a triple", but she takes the cake. Nicky, dear, if you started off with the same level of connections and disposable cash as "normal" people, you'd be lucky to be the CEO of your own double-penetration company.

   By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 11:26:25

3. My mom says that this girl isn't worth going lesbo over.

   By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 11:34:36

4. I don't know that I've ever seen someone raised in a modern, western country with absolutely no muscle tone. Fucking is as close to exercise as she comes, so to speak.

   By coolpapa, on December 27, 2007 11:40:26

5. Funny how you bitch people out for getting tons of plastic surgery AND bitch people out for NOT getting tons of plastic surgery.

   By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 12:25:58

6. I am not gay nor a man, BUT come on guys. Even though she is a very pretty girl, would you prefer a very pretty girl with some ass and tits and legs to wrap around you and against you. I do not get how or why some men like sleeping with a twig. It must be like puting their dick in a paper towel. In one end,and punch out the other. There is nothing there like no peice of a body at the viginia and ass to even hold a dick in place for it to get up and hard. You cannot push too hard or you will rupture the girl or at least break a limb.

   By Mrs. S. Claus, on December 27, 2007 12:27:19

7. Hey, don't knock putting your dick in a paper towel until you've tried it. It's.....exhilarating!!!

   By coolpapa, on December 27, 2007 12:50:50

8. Mrs. Claus,
   
   I wouldn't call Nicky a "very pretty girl".
   Paris is better, that's why she's more famous.

   By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 12:54:28

9. She looks pretty damn good from behind.

   By J-Bird, on December 27, 2007 13:06:16

10. Look at that flat shapeless ass and toothpick legs. All that money and the girl won't buy herself some food.

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 13:07:30

11. I like that bathing suit she has on... anybody have a clue who the designer is or where she got it?

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 13:20:42

12. I think she's ok looking and her body looks good this skinny. Except for the saggy ass (which is INEXCUSABLE at 24), she looks good.
    
    I'll take her over her skank sister ANY day.

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 13:30:40

13. did a tank run over her the bitch is FLAT no ass no tits wtf is that a deflated fuck doll??? ugly bitch

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 13:31:26

14. Does she just look small because of the big fat man behind her? I think he's going to eat her

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 13:39:51

15. Hehehehe... Nicky has a tramp stamp. Appropriate. And classy.

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 13:48:30

16. I'd give her about a 7. Could stand a nose job. Wanky eye and raging herpes aside, I still think Paris is better looking though.

    By TheBig28, on December 27, 2007 13:55:35

17. Jesus, J-bird, are you writing from prison or something?
    
    This chick is nasty. Any thinner and she could apply for reparations from Germany.

    By AFG, on December 27, 2007 14:02:58

18. Her left foot in photo 3 is freakishly long

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 14:14:53

19. She's giving Kimbo Stewart a run for the money for "worst ass owned by a skinny white girl under the age of 30" award.

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 14:19:50

20. Rick's got some pretty suckable man-boobage.

    By Yazoo, on December 27, 2007 14:31:33

21. "Funny how you bitch people out for getting tons of plastic surgery AND bitch people out for NOT getting tons of plastic surgery."
    
    By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 12:25:58
    
    That's why we like it here. We can bitch about anything. Even you.

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 14:35:36

22. I'd do her. Then I'd do her sister. Then I'd do both her and her sister. Then I'd call them a cab.

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 14:38:47

23. I don't really know much about Nicky other than she's Paris's sister and looks like a pre-teen. Does she even have hair on her pussy?

    By lkl, on December 27, 2007 16:11:44

24. Shaped like a planters peanut. no ass no shape!!

    By islandgurl7, on December 27, 2007 16:41:36

25. I'd do her. Then I'd do her sister. Then I'd do both her and her sister. Then I'd call them a cab.
    
    Don't you mean "kick them out of the cab"?

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 16:48:11

26. EW. I guess that ugly ass runs in the family. That thing's as ugly as Paris'.

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 17:05:56

27. I would like a side view of the ass.
    It's hard to tell whether an ass is flat from the back.

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 18:12:11

28. I'm with Anon 14:35. I also like where Anon 14:38's head is; just bring a LOT of condoms.

    By TheBig28, on December 27, 2007 18:28:18

29. ^Then you would wonder why you have this strange burning sensation when you pee...

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 19:00:07

30. "I don't really know much about Nicky other than she's Paris's sister and looks like a pre-teen. Does she even have hair on her pussy?"
    
    By lkl, on December 27, 2007 16:11:44
    
    Nicky is 24. Don't know about the hair.

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 23:20:19

31. I'd do her. Then I'd do her sister. Then I'd do both her and her sister. Then I'd call them a cab.
    
    By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 14:38:47
    
    
    
    Her mom is pretty for her age. Why not throw her into the mix as well? Haha.
    
    
    "I don't really know much about Nicky other than she's Paris's sister and looks like a pre-teen. Does she even have hair on her pussy?"
    
    By lkl, on December 27, 2007 16:11:44
    
    
    Well, she doesn't have any hair there because she shaves it. Keeps her young and fresh forever.

    By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 12:08:06

32. RUN NICKY! That child molester behind you is getting hungry!

    By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 13:43:21

33. Does her tattoo read "Legion of Doom"? Someone? Anyone? No? Alrighty then. Maybe not...my bad. It was the most interesting thing I could find about those photos, so my mind immediately went into like, a mildly creative, pseudo-visual, alternate-reality type mode. It happens.
    http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/tessa_1384/Myspace%20Stuff/Bridget_the_Midget1.jpg

    By Mandi Maine, on December 28, 2007 21:57:38

34. fuck off she looks hott

    By ml, on December 31, 2007 02:01:48

35. fu*k off she looks hott

    By ml, on December 31, 2007 02:02:15

36. ^ Lol kathy hilton trolls the gossip blogs.

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2007 09:21:12