Queen Latifah Ain't Gonna Have No Wedding

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  1. LOVE her!!!

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 14:10:03

  2. Let me get this straight: she's dating a personal trainer, and yet she's still the size of Michael Strahan? Please explain.

    By TheBig28, on December 11, 2007 14:27:28

  3. Seriously, I read gossip columns all the time, how come I've never read those rumors before?? Must be because she's one of those celebs people actually LIKE.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 14:27:31

  4. TheBig28...what planet are you from? Queen could work out and starve herself and girlfriend is still going to be large. She is just large in general; her body shape, frame, bones, etc. But she's not fat.

    anyone remember when she used to rap? (who you callin a bitch...) She was awesome back then, awesome in Chicago and is still pretty cool now, even when the movies she's in suck, she doesn't. I don't know what it is about her. Maybe it's the fact that she seems normal, but she's a rich celebrity. Either way, her career is interesting and she's done something right to get where she's at.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 14:40:27

  5. Her black Baptist homophobic fanbase is not going to like hearing she's gay.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 14:41:10

  6. She stays away from the paparazzi and keeps to herself because she's in the closet gay. If she was out and gay or straight she'd be all over the place and you'll all be rippin on her.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 14:42:56

  7. Damn, if my trainer was as good as that, I'd be the starting right guard for the NY Giants

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 14:44:06

  8. I just had a mental picture of Queen Latifah wearing a strap on dildo and a toolbelt.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 14:44:31

  9. Love her!! she's a class act gay or not. but you forgot one state Georgia its gayville down here, funny as hell it's a bible belt state and has the largest gay population not to mention the downlows to rival the windy city.

    By NubianGoddez, on December 11, 2007 14:50:30

  10. I saw her in person at the house of blues 2 years ago and she is a completely different person then you see on tv. She was dressed like a thug and was actually sagging her pants under her ass (i swear). She was walking like a man and sitting w/ her legs spread open. You can tell she didn't give a damn if anyone saw the real her. I think when cameras are around she puts on an act. But she is for sure gay and I must say I was shocked!

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 14:52:31

  11. person who said her movies suck...she was great in Chicago! but totally didn't know she was gay.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 15:24:37

  12. she's a class act gay or not. it's a bible belt state and has the largest gay population
    By NubianGoddez, on December 11, 2007 14:50:30

    Class act?? Based on what? I'm here and I'm queer? Get real. You need a good ol bulldog to kiss that face.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 15:44:37

  13. "Queen could work out and starve herself and girlfriend is still going to be large. She is just large in general; her body shape, frame, bones, etc. But she's not fat."

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 14:40:27

    When your gut sticks out past your tits (pic 2) your fat.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 15:46:33

  14. I believe Queen Latifah will always be one of my favorites

    By AnOldieButAGoodie, on December 11, 2007 15:56:34

  15. Jenny, honey, you know I love ya. I really do. But you forgot to list my hometown in your "Rainbow Shiniest Places on Earth" montage.

    Toronto. Or Tarrana, as you 'Mericans like to pronounce it. Home of the Gay Marriage. And the best Goddamn Gay Pride Parade from here to Kingdom Come.

    Praise the Lord, Halli-fuckin'-lew-ya.

    Amen. Goddamit.

    By Vigilante, on December 11, 2007 16:59:20

  16. LMAO. Egad. Maybe she's the replacement for Tila.

    By BJ, on December 11, 2007 16:59:59

  17. Thanks,IDLYiTW, I will have nightmares for WEEKS…
    Fat-ugly-lesbians…
    Wait, if that is her “personal trainer” then why is she still so HUGE?
    Wait…don’t answer that…*barfs*

    By Princess, on December 11, 2007 17:40:52

  18. U-N-I-T-Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!totally gay.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 17:41:04

  19. Where I'm from, "Ain't gonna be no wedding" translates to "Is not going to be no wedding": which is a double negative, is it not? So there is going to be a wedding..?

    By Ashley, on December 11, 2007 18:03:54

  20. I always thought it was a matter of "Toronto is gay", not "Toronto is for gays".

    I mean come on, the city's primary landmark is a huge, pointy erection.

    I suppose it could be worse. You could live in Calgary. The big concrete erection there is much, much smaller, and it burns at the top.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 18:20:46

  21. given how much hate is spewed at them, i don't really understand why anyone WOULD come out of the closet.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 18:29:14

  22. Jenny, this just goes to show what you don't know about the Southern states. We don't put up with that down here. Oh, we get a few that sneak in, but they're very paranoid living here and they hate it. And rightfully so, because they know we consider them a disease.

    By Steve, on December 11, 2007 18:37:42

  23. 18:20, is there something you want to say about Seattle?

    Or the Washington Monument?

    And yes, Toronto is gay. Any city that would call in the Army after a piddly little snowstorm deserves to be ridiculed.

    Dumbshits.

    By Vigilante, on December 11, 2007 18:40:34

  24. Canada IS France, Vigilante. LOL :D

    By Sam, on December 11, 2007 18:52:22

  25. It's been obvious that's she's gay for awhile. She's still "huge" because that is just her body type. She had and still has massive boobs and a huge ass and she's wide as all get out. There are certain people on this planet who are just not going to be really small ever.

    By Alicia, on December 11, 2007 19:02:46

  26. In the South, we don't have homosexuality like in your country. We don't have that in our country. In the South, we do not have this phenomenon. I do not know who has told you that we have it.

    By Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, on December 11, 2007 19:09:02

  27. The South is VERY gay and Louisiana and Georgia are the GAYEST.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 19:11:48

  28. Well, Seattle has a stiffy, but it's from holding in all the coffee until it can hit California with a huge yellow stream.

    And the Washington Monument was supposed to be a giant clitoris, complete with a marble meatlip colonnade, but the ex-slaveowners got all antsy about exposing the white hoohaw to blacks, even in effigy. So now it just looks like a Scandinavian needledick.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 19:27:01

  29. hey hey southamerica is sooooo not gay! we are way to poor and undeveloped to be gay!
    and that been said, what about asia? GAY and australia? GAY Antartica? GAY GAY GAY
    rainbows to you my friend i love your page!

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 21:38:51

  30. No, she is not just big. The woman is fat. She has a belly the size of 5 watermelons the size of a belly.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 04:03:18

  31. When your gut sticks out past your tits (pic 2) your fat.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 15:46:33
    ~~~
    We call that a "chut" ~ and yes, it's gross!!!

    By JMR, on December 12, 2007 05:14:37

  32. "Queen could work out and starve herself and girlfriend is still going to be large. She is just large in general; her body shape, frame, bones, etc. But she's not fat."

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 14:40:27

    When your gut sticks out past your tits (pic 2) your fat.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 15:46:33


    I agree. She's fat.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 06:23:32

  33. Hmmmm..I never even stopped to think she was gay.
    Guess I didn't care. I just thought she was one of those big girls you didn't take any crap from.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 06:57:14

  34. Ooohhh nooooo, teh gheys are everywhere!

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 13:38:15

  35. HATE that tub o' lard! Put a brown paper bag over her head, fer chrissakes!

    By Tomasina, on December 12, 2007 16:47:01

  36. That was fucking HILARIOUS!!!

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 18:10:07

  37. That was an awesome entry, Jenny! Controversial without being offensive and totally right on the mark...and from a girl who was born and raised in FLORIDA (think Miami&Palm BITCH people), we should be a big sparkly star on the gay pride flag (if there were stars). And the only diseease here is HATE, STEVE (hmm...with a name like that you´re already halfway out of the closet!)

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 10:16:21

  38. I'm not religious (or gay), but if I were, I'd be thanking god I don't live in the Southern U.S.

    You could wipe everything South of the Mason-Dixon line off the map and not lose anything, culturally.

    By JAC, on December 13, 2007 13:59:15

  39. LMAO at the mention of DC having "portions" of gay. Would you be referring to the questionable politicians we have running around here?

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 21:40:52

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