I suppose that plastic surgery has its limitations. Otherwise, her mom would have certainly done something about that chin. The girl also seems to be under the unfortunate impression that making the top of her head taller/larger with an ever-increasing array of bizarre hats will somehow reduce the size of her chin in comparison.
Frankly, a real friend would tell her that she needs to abandon these style trends and seriously consider dwelling in a cave...while dining on small children at a table illuminated by candles made with the wax from her own ears. I mean seriously. God-fucking-damn.
It's an effin' children's movie, so she thought it was appropriate to show half her boobs. Gah, can we get a sniper on the celeb kids already?
Just think, that would include the sisters Hilton, Kimberly Stewart, this deformity that sprung from the loans of Bruce/Demi, and Rod Stewart's also asshole son. And Hulk Hogan's kids.
Then give me the Nobel Peace Prize, because that's what I deserve after coming up with this idea.
What amazes me the most is that somebody so completely homely (to put it nicely), can be so completely impressed with themselves for doing absolutely nothing save being a member of the famous sperm club. She needs a serious reality check.
You telling me that thing is for real? And, it's a ... a girl? I'm totally confused by the boobies, not in a good way ... like if bigfoot had boobies. And a hat.
I wrote this on another website but I'm going to repeat it here, because I think I really have come up with a plausible explanation for this abuse of our eyeballs:
I can just picture her parents talking about it five years ago or so:
“We can’t let her feel bad that she’s deformed. We have to boost her self-esteem.”
“Okay, let’s just always tell her there’s nothing wrong with her and that she’s beautiful and wonderful and perfect.”
…And so now we get treated to Rumer prancing around on the red carpet striking a pose like she’s one of “the beautiful people” because she doesn’t know any better. Not only that, but she has zero fashion sense, maybe because she was never encouraged to try to improve her appearance. Thanks a lot, Bruce and Demi.
Todd, please man, just let this one go. I feel so bad for this girl, and there's nothing she can do about it. Well, I guess she could stay home. Here's a question: Why does she always wear hats or cut her bangs real short? With a face like that you need a LOT of hair! and the more if covers that face the better. I'm thinking a dolly parton doo.
God, this walking talking twat is UGLY. And untalented. It doesn't act, sing, dance, play an instrument or have any discernable talent to speak of. It's like pair-ASS; it's famous for being famous. It looks like it got the top of Bruce's head, and the bottom of Demi's.
What's more, this cunt thinks it's famous. It actually had the gall to say "I'm glad I'm famous. Although, being famous is a 24 hour a day job". Hey, you deformed UGLY loser: you're not famous. You're notorious, and that's all you'll ever be. Get used to getting laughed at; it's what's in your future...
That is one fugly kid, I will never understand for the life of me how Bruce Willis has such an ugly kid. she looks like a rodent with those beady eyes, lantern chin and weird ass looking nose and no lips.
I hate talking about someone's looks ,but the girl is putting herself out there and she wants to be an actress. She is ugly .I doubt if she has that Oscar kind of acting talent like Bette Davis/Katherine Hepburn. Rumor would do much beter changing her name to someone nice like Bridget and becoming anything from a school teacher to a lawyer.
Also, her body is a perfect rectangle, which is kind of amazing. Rumer Willis is not only too young, she's too damned saggy already to wear anything that needs the aid of double-sided tape.
I hate her. She just started appearing in public this year, I think. Can we stuff her back into the cave?
She's really not that far away from how Demi Moore looked before all of her plastic surgery and before she got famous. This just proves you can get all the surgery you want to perfect yourself, but your genes don't lie!! :)
Doesn't she look like one of those Conan O'Brien morphs where he ponders what it would be like if two people procreated? In this case, a wild boar and a frog.
She's not pretty but I see no reason to hate her. She's not obnoxious, she can hardly cover up her face, and it's not like anyone seriously expects her to stay at home all day.
This is the problem with these freaky faced hollyweird people swapping DNA. You take butta face Bruce, who is an asshole, uniquely featured Demi who was a flash in the pan kind of hweird star in the '80sthankgodthey'regone, and you get screwed up Demi on a Bruce Butta surprise. Like a weird pickled fish concoction in a Jewish Deli. Not good. The other kids didn't fare as well either, and I say they should all be shipped to Israel to work on a kibbutz to teach them how to be human beings.
That said. I cannot STAND this girl. She is beginning to irk me to Lindsay Hohands propoetions, with sista skeletor hohands bringing up the rear.
Who the hell told this creature she was worthy of fame, beautiful? She seems to have a very high opinion of her very ugly and unpleasant self, and worse, isn't doing anything to improve herself, like say, COLLEGE?? CA colleges are NOT difficult, but even the lowest of standards would assist this poor, very disconnected from reality, homely and apparently brainless little twit.
Rumer, dear, we don't like you. And you are not doing anything to make the public like you. You are an it. Not able to pull of being stylish, like Paris, not able to be witty like Nicole, not able to be a mattress like Lindsay..
Why is this girl in the press? We know she reads us, so maybe she'll try to improve??? Na.
romer luks luvvlie eksept for tha hat wy tha hat romer? it drahz tha I up 2 yoar buterhedd and joting jahw boht yoo akchullie ahr big boand unlyk uthir peepol hoo yooz that az a ixkyoos 4 beeyeng fhat
Why are you grossing me out in the mornings, by showing pics of Rumor. I just wake up and and surfing the blog sites and up pops this girl. Her parents are attractive but she isn't, why you putting her on your site. I don't get the attraction here?
Maybe she thought showing her tits would cover up the ugly monster head but damnnn....cover those nasty things up... She looks like that cartoon Doug...
i bet it's only a matter of months before those assdwellers on the E channel will be trying to pass her off as another "unique beauty" a la sarah jessica parker.
apparently hollywood's definition of "unique" translates to "ugly as sin" throughout the rest of the world.
can they not shave her jaw down somehow? i know trans people who've had facial feminization surgery on their jaws because they're just so fucking severe, this chick needs it bad. you know her family has the cash so why not pony up? she doesn't look striking with that thing, she just looks like a mess.
It's a LOT of bone to remove - you run into problems with nerve and tissue damage, possible dental problems, connection points for the jaw muscles, etc.
At some point you really have to ask how much you're willing to risk to look better.
On the other hand, that's a really big jaw. Maybe surgery will improve in ten years or so.
Is there such a thing as a face transplant??? I really am not trying to mean, well not that mean. I just can't see how to make this girl more appealing. Remember when Conan O'Brien did that thing on his show "if they had chilren"? Every feature looks like it came from a different person. Sorry.
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Leave Your CommentWow, Brooke Burke has some crazy ET hands, huh??
By JMR, on December 10, 2007 11:02:07
She is just so unfortunate looking. That poor girl.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 11:05:08
while I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I just don't know who would want to hold that chin up for a kiss.
By kd, on December 10, 2007 11:08:32
When you otherwise look like a dude (and not a particularly attractive one at that) you should avoid showing your clementines.
By jt, on December 10, 2007 11:09:48
Evolution sucks sometimes
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 11:13:09
She looks like John Travolta if he was a man.
By Troyt, on December 10, 2007 11:14:41
haha. i second that. wow. how old is she?
By hates hollywood, on December 10, 2007 11:15:19
Wow. Just wow.
I suppose that plastic surgery has its limitations. Otherwise, her mom would have certainly done something about that chin. The girl also seems to be under the unfortunate impression that making the top of her head taller/larger with an ever-increasing array of bizarre hats will somehow reduce the size of her chin in comparison.
Frankly, a real friend would tell her that she needs to abandon these style trends and seriously consider dwelling in a cave...while dining on small children at a table illuminated by candles made with the wax from her own ears. I mean seriously. God-fucking-damn.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 11:17:17
It's an effin' children's movie, so she thought it was appropriate to show half her boobs. Gah, can we get a sniper on the celeb kids already?
Just think, that would include the sisters Hilton, Kimberly Stewart, this deformity that sprung from the loans of Bruce/Demi, and Rod Stewart's also asshole son. And Hulk Hogan's kids.
Then give me the Nobel Peace Prize, because that's what I deserve after coming up with this idea.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 11:18:19
GOOD MORNING, USA!!!!
By American Dad, on December 10, 2007 11:29:18
What amazes me the most is that somebody so completely homely (to put it nicely), can be so completely impressed with themselves for doing absolutely nothing save being a member of the famous sperm club. She needs a serious reality check.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 11:33:37
She looks like one of those lizard aliens from that old TV series "V" that swallowed small farm animals whole.
By It lives!, on December 10, 2007 11:35:54
You telling me that thing is for real? And, it's a ... a girl? I'm totally confused by the boobies, not in a good way ... like if bigfoot had boobies. And a hat.
mommy!
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 11:56:33
That's disgusting. Fuck plastic surgery. Just shoot yourself in the face with a shotgun.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 11:58:00
Funny how she shows up to a premiere of a movie with word 'horse' in it, because she looks like a horse. Irony, yes?
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 12:00:01
She looks like the love child of Jay Leno and a bar of Ivory soap.
By Jim, on December 10, 2007 12:00:20
Just how did the demi moore and bruce willis create this monster?? Surely demis body should have gone 'fulgy thing here abort abort!!!'
Still as they say in hollywood, their ain't nothing some serious plastic surgery can't fix.........i can hear the surgens sharpening their knives now.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 12:03:11
It looks like someone sat on her face and farted...
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 12:04:33
biggest. face. ever.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 12:07:04
I wrote this on another website but I'm going to repeat it here, because I think I really have come up with a plausible explanation for this abuse of our eyeballs:
I can just picture her parents talking about it five years ago or so:
“You know, Bruce, I’m afraid there’s something wrong with our daughter.”
“I noticed that. What should we do?”
“We can’t let her feel bad that she’s deformed. We have to boost her self-esteem.”
“Okay, let’s just always tell her there’s nothing wrong with her and that she’s beautiful and wonderful and perfect.”
…And so now we get treated to Rumer prancing around on the red carpet striking a pose like she’s one of “the beautiful people” because she doesn’t know any better. Not only that, but she has zero fashion sense, maybe because she was never encouraged to try to improve her appearance. Thanks a lot, Bruce and Demi.
By Mitsu, on December 10, 2007 12:08:14
The good: Better tits than Demi's originals.
The bad: I never really wanted to fuck Bruce Willis.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 12:10:23
damn! that thing came out of demi moore and lived?
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 12:14:58
Oh noes, it's Chinzilla! Run away!
By Mr. Oglapoodyfanker, on December 10, 2007 12:19:43
Todd, please man, just let this one go. I feel so bad for this girl, and there's nothing she can do about it. Well, I guess she could stay home. Here's a question: Why does she always wear hats or cut her bangs real short? With a face like that you need a LOT of hair! and the more if covers that face the better. I'm thinking a dolly parton doo.
By Cox rocker, on December 10, 2007 12:22:20
Horrid but I can't look away. God help me, I can't look away.
By Staci, on December 10, 2007 12:36:32
God, I hope she doesn't read these comments. Would be rough.
By guilty feeling i've got no rythm, on December 10, 2007 12:44:58
hey, SHE's the one who puts herself out there- she'd better be prepared for what comes with it!
This chick gave STYLE TIPS on Access Hollywood last week.......excuse me?
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 12:56:32
Todd my Darlin'.... Is it Monday a FUG day for you or what?!
Give us 1/2 naked Beckham or something like JustJared did.
PWEEZ?!?!
By Bo, on December 10, 2007 13:39:59
@Cox rocker
I think she don't know shes ugly?
She might be using her Mommy's mirror.
By Bo, on December 10, 2007 13:43:18
Wow, Bruce Willis looks pretty handsome with boobs, who would have guessed...
By Pat Bateman, on December 10, 2007 13:50:07
hm, i don't get it. those pics make me want to eat cake off her tits...
By flavio, on December 10, 2007 14:07:04
God, this walking talking twat is UGLY. And untalented. It doesn't act, sing, dance, play an instrument or have any discernable talent to speak of. It's like pair-ASS; it's famous for being famous. It looks like it got the top of Bruce's head, and the bottom of Demi's.
What's more, this cunt thinks it's famous. It actually had the gall to say "I'm glad I'm famous. Although, being famous is a 24 hour a day job". Hey, you deformed UGLY loser: you're not famous. You're notorious, and that's all you'll ever be. Get used to getting laughed at; it's what's in your future...
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 14:14:42
What's the opposite of Body Dismorphic Disorder. Delusions of Beauty Grandeur?
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 14:14:43
Poor thing has a chin like Mr. Incredible.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 14:17:38
You know if you take the pie out of the oven before it is baked, it'll be very uneven
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 14:28:56
Try this trick:
Print out this photo of her and fold her face twice at the chin.
Voila'! Instant plastic surgery!
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 14:43:05
I don't know why everyone gives her such a hard time. I think she is a classic beauty.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 14:47:46
Too bad plastic surgery doesn't get carried along in your genes. Or maybe it does and that's why she looks so disfigured.
By Tony, on December 10, 2007 15:16:08
That is one fugly kid, I will never understand for the life of me how Bruce Willis has such an ugly kid.
she looks like a rodent with those beady eyes, lantern chin and weird ass looking nose and no lips.
By NubianGoddez, on December 10, 2007 15:30:40
How old is this kid?...she looks about 35.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 15:37:00
I hate talking about someone's looks ,but the girl is putting herself out there and she wants to be an actress. She is ugly .I doubt if she has that Oscar kind of acting talent like Bette Davis/Katherine Hepburn. Rumor would do much beter changing her name to someone nice like Bridget and becoming anything from a school teacher to a lawyer.
By Shobiz, on December 10, 2007 15:59:43
Every time I see her picture, I have this vision on Rumor in a babushka, digging turnips out of the mud somewhere in the Ukraine.
Oh no! Now the horny Cossacks are riding up on their horses! Damn you, overactive imagination!
By Quick! Where's My Ritalin?!, on December 10, 2007 16:02:18
The Water Horse? Does she play the horse?
Also, her body is a perfect rectangle, which is kind of amazing. Rumer Willis is not only too young, she's too damned saggy already to wear anything that needs the aid of double-sided tape.
I hate her. She just started appearing in public this year, I think. Can we stuff her back into the cave?
By Julie, on December 10, 2007 18:16:13
She's really not that far away from how Demi Moore looked before all of her plastic surgery and before she got famous. This just proves you can get all the surgery you want to perfect yourself, but your genes don't lie!! :)
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 18:17:04
Doesn't she look like one of those Conan O'Brien morphs where he ponders what it would be like if two people procreated? In this case, a wild boar and a frog.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 19:03:04
She's not pretty but I see no reason to hate her. She's not obnoxious, she can hardly cover up her face, and it's not like anyone seriously expects her to stay at home all day.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 19:12:22
Burns hands are freaky.
I think the way she is dressed and that shit over her head brings out the manly elegance to her beauty.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 19:19:19
It looks like one of Conan O’Brien's "If they mated" predictions came true.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 19:45:01
How did Bruce make something so horrible?
By fdsa, on December 10, 2007 20:03:18
Brooke has man hands.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 20:06:55
Shit, china better watch out, Rumer willis's chin is loose...
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 21:33:21
She looks like my cellie from Corcoran State Prison. His name was Roger.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 21:51:31
Rough, just rough.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 22:12:53
This is the problem with these freaky faced hollyweird people swapping DNA. You take butta face Bruce, who is an asshole, uniquely featured Demi who was a flash in the pan kind of hweird star in the '80sthankgodthey'regone, and you get screwed up Demi on a Bruce Butta surprise. Like a weird pickled fish concoction in a Jewish Deli. Not good. The other kids didn't fare as well either, and I say they should all be shipped to Israel to work on a kibbutz to teach them how to be human beings.
That said. I cannot STAND this girl. She is beginning to irk me to Lindsay Hohands propoetions, with sista skeletor hohands bringing up the rear.
Who the hell told this creature she was worthy of fame, beautiful? She seems to have a very high opinion of her very ugly and unpleasant self, and worse, isn't doing anything to improve herself, like say, COLLEGE?? CA colleges are NOT difficult, but even the lowest of standards would assist this poor, very disconnected from reality, homely and apparently brainless little twit.
Rumer, dear, we don't like you. And you are not doing anything to make the public like you. You are an it. Not able to pull of being stylish, like Paris, not able to be witty like Nicole, not able to be a mattress like Lindsay..
Why is this girl in the press? We know she reads us, so maybe she'll try to improve??? Na.
By SWF, on December 10, 2007 22:25:49
Welcome to the genetic crapshoot that is people fucking!
And by the way, who made SWF "press"?
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 22:57:11
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By romer haz marz attax hedd, on December 10, 2007 23:09:32
MASK
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 00:22:55
Why are you grossing me out in the mornings, by showing pics of Rumor. I just wake up and and surfing the blog sites and up pops this girl. Her parents are attractive but she isn't, why you putting her on your site. I don't get the attraction here?
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 00:32:40
Manbeast...
By The Sprayah, on December 11, 2007 01:45:48
she needs a really dark tan
By Gern Blansten, on December 11, 2007 05:52:03
Maybe she thought showing her tits would cover up the ugly monster head but damnnn....cover those nasty things up...
She looks like that cartoon Doug...
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 07:30:39
i bet it's only a matter of months before those assdwellers on the E channel will be trying to pass her off as another "unique beauty" a la sarah jessica parker.
apparently hollywood's definition of "unique" translates to "ugly as sin" throughout the rest of the world.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 09:03:31
She is brutal brutal brutal and can not get out of her own way with respect to ugly. Take some effort to help that fug, dude!!!
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 11:19:49
can they not shave her jaw down somehow? i know trans people who've had facial feminization surgery on their jaws because they're just so fucking severe, this chick needs it bad. you know her family has the cash so why not pony up? she doesn't look striking with that thing, she just looks like a mess.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 12:38:48
doesn't anyone else see the resemblance to the water monster/loch ness thingie?
By blahblah, on December 11, 2007 15:13:41
can they not shave her jaw down somehow?
It's a LOT of bone to remove - you run into problems with nerve and tissue damage, possible dental problems, connection points for the jaw muscles, etc.
At some point you really have to ask how much you're willing to risk to look better.
On the other hand, that's a really big jaw. Maybe surgery will improve in ten years or so.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 17:05:17
She got Demi's rack; the cable guy's chin, ass, forehead, hands, etc...
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 17:06:22
Is there such a thing as a face transplant???
I really am not trying to mean, well not that mean. I just can't see how to make this girl more appealing. Remember when Conan O'Brien did that thing on his show "if they had chilren"?
Every feature looks like it came from a different person. Sorry.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 10:06:06
Brooke is still pretty hot. I like her more than the other Brooke.. forgot the last name (the latina looking one).
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 15:23:26
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