God, she looks used up & hagged out. She's NOT sexy, even in the slightest. She's nothing like the hot babe in "American Pie"; she looks like she's been on a 30 day alcohol bender. Still being a media whore & having no movie offers, she'll be in porn real soon. Sucking dicks & fucking doggy style is the only thing she has left...
BLECH! That tan and that hair remind me of a South Floridian retiree playing bridge somewhere in a retirement home. Complete with baggy eyes and saggy skin. Sometimes being skinny doesn't make up for being just plain ugly....SOMETIMES.
you know, she used to look pretty hot at one time (maybe a decade ago), but this whore has had WAY too many BOTCHED plastic surgeries. but apparently far more damaging than that has been is all the tens of thousands of dicks she's had stuffed in every hole in her body. night after night. repeatedly. over and over. non-stop. on-going forever...... you get my point.
Man, what a used up gold digging whore. Too much coke, too much booze, too much valtrex, too much getting drilled out by Persians in exchange for a Cartier watch.
I don't think she looks good enough to be in any mainstream porn. Maybe some segment that appeals to men who like 50 year old smoking bartenders from some backswoods Florida Panhandle place.
No way would I have believed this, but considering the Australians are a nation of descendants of criminals when the British decided to empty out her prison and fuck up the aboriginals, it makes sense they would choose someone who looks like a crack whore would would steal your money to get her next high.
Nasty is a good word to describe this mess. How about squalid to the bone. My God Tara, just stop this madness and check yourself in to a hotel room for about 3 months with Rosie O'donnell. She'll fatten you up!!!
Her breasts sag like an old woman's. Isn't she only 30? She's got a real anorexic look to her body too. Not attractive. Didn't she say the reason she got all the Zombie plastic surgery was because she was too lazy to work out? Damn it shows! She's a mess.
HEY horny bastards out there between TARA and Winehouse all of you would fuck Tara come on she looks better then that druggie piece of shit ,,just put a bag on her head and go at it ,with winehouse no bag in the world can help ,the bitch smells like dog shit and her bones would hurt you so would her snatch you will feel the burn for weeks every time you pee so sex with TARA is better the winehouse aka crackhouse
No way would I have believed this, but considering the Australians are a nation of descendants of criminals when the British decided to empty out her prison and fuck up the aboriginals, it makes sense they would choose someone who looks like a crack whore would would steal your money to get her next high.
Good to see you're sticking with the High School Equivalency this time! Now that we've discussed World History, the ashtrays in the lobby need emptying again.
Carson Daly must really have some regrets. First Jennifer Love Hewitt and now this. He must be wondering what might have been.
16:57 - Don't single out the Australians. Once you're a celebrity here, you're golden. Tara and Paris will be still selling crap in Germany or Japan in 10 years because everybody hates America while gobbling up anything American.
She is the poster girl for what binge-drinking and God knows what else does to you. She's in her early thirties!! I'm in shock, I had no idea it was possible to look that bad in your early thirties.
The only thing that picture should be used for is a bathing suit catalog for women that don't eat, don't workout and are pushing 50. Shit, she looks awful in every way imaginable.
36 Comments:
Leave Your CommentDamn. She looks 50. Honestly, girls, looking like a pretzel log doesn't do you any good if your face starts drooping like your gramma.
By JMR, on December 18, 2007 11:05:36
She look like beef jerky.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:09:50
That's just gross. Nobody wants to see that shit. Give it up Tara. You're done.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:19:31
Somewhere deep in the urban jungles of Australia someone is saying:
"CRIKEY! Lookut at! Thank God fer Photershop, mate!"
By Vigilante, on December 18, 2007 11:24:20
What is up with her HAIR? It's not even blonde. It's yellow.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:29:14
Not even REMOTELY attractive. My docksiders from 1981 look better and more well-rested than she does.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:29:31
God, she looks used up & hagged out. She's NOT sexy, even in the slightest. She's nothing like the hot babe in "American Pie"; she looks like she's been on a 30 day alcohol bender. Still being a media whore & having no movie offers, she'll be in porn real soon. Sucking dicks & fucking doggy style is the only thing she has left...
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:29:34
She looks like one of those things that came out of the ground in Return of the Living Dead...
...only worse.
By Jon, on December 18, 2007 11:32:55
BLECH! That tan and that hair remind me of a South Floridian retiree playing bridge somewhere in a retirement home. Complete with baggy eyes and saggy skin. Sometimes being skinny doesn't make up for being just plain ugly....SOMETIMES.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:42:00
bulemia anyone?
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:43:03
Hey look you guys, her stomach is much better now.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:48:18
*Shudder* She looks like my sister's Barbie doll that I threw on the BBQ when we were kids.
By Some Dude, on December 18, 2007 11:54:04
Wow. She is spectacularly disgusting here.
And they hire her for an ad campaign. Asswipes.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:57:50
Way to harsh my boner.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:09:04
someone needs to either give that girl a cheeseburger or pull the straw out of her nose (or perhaps a little of both)
she looks like absolute hell
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:23:35
It looks like someone left her in the microwave to long.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:23:45
you know, she used to look pretty hot at one time (maybe a decade ago), but this whore has had WAY too many BOTCHED plastic surgeries. but apparently far more damaging than that has been is all the tens of thousands of dicks she's had stuffed in every hole in her body. night after night. repeatedly. over and over. non-stop. on-going forever...... you get my point.
oh, and the non-stop chugging of liquor.
By owdrinvie, on December 18, 2007 12:40:15
Wow, that's the exact body you want to model swim wear, a wrinkle stomach and a rib cage with two balloons.
By Trax, on December 18, 2007 13:09:29
I'd take Jennifer Love Hewitt over that leather strap any day. GOO.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 13:09:40
Man, what a used up gold digging whore. Too much coke, too much booze, too much valtrex, too much getting drilled out by Persians in exchange for a Cartier watch.
By Thebig28, on December 18, 2007 13:20:18
Jesus that's hideous.
Poor Bunny Lebowski, what went wrong?
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 13:53:52
I don't think she looks good enough to be in any mainstream porn. Maybe some segment that appeals to men who like 50 year old smoking bartenders from some backswoods Florida Panhandle place.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 14:01:19
disgusting.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 14:33:25
Her skin would make a nice lampshade.
By Josef Mengele, on December 18, 2007 15:59:39
She looked good in the first pic, alas she turned directly to the camera in the second.
By rumer willis, on December 18, 2007 16:34:23
No way would I have believed this, but considering the Australians are a nation of descendants of criminals when the British decided to empty out her prison and fuck up the aboriginals, it makes sense they would choose someone who looks like a crack whore would would steal your money to get her next high.
By NubianGoddez, on December 18, 2007 16:57:45
Nasty is a good word to describe this mess. How about squalid to the bone. My God Tara, just stop this madness and check yourself in to a hotel room for about 3 months with Rosie O'donnell. She'll fatten you up!!!
By lkl, on December 18, 2007 17:52:31
Her breasts sag like an old woman's. Isn't she only 30? She's got a real anorexic look to her body too. Not attractive.
Didn't she say the reason she got all the Zombie plastic surgery was because she was too lazy to work out? Damn it shows! She's a mess.
By Willa Dodge, on December 18, 2007 18:39:57
She looks great for a 50 yr. old woman who has had four kids.
She looks bad for what she is; a young woman. Bad palstic surgery. She looks hard. Woen out. Rough.
By Plastic wear, on December 18, 2007 18:57:08
HEY horny bastards out there between TARA and Winehouse all of you would fuck Tara come on she looks better then that druggie piece of shit ,,just put a bag on her head and go at it ,with winehouse no bag in the world can help ,the bitch smells like dog shit and her bones would hurt you so would her snatch you will feel the burn for weeks every time you pee so sex with TARA is better the winehouse aka crackhouse
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 19:30:25
No way would I have believed this, but considering the Australians are a nation of descendants of criminals when the British decided to empty out her prison and fuck up the aboriginals, it makes sense they would choose someone who looks like a crack whore would would steal your money to get her next high.
Good to see you're sticking with the High School Equivalency this time! Now that we've discussed World History, the ashtrays in the lobby need emptying again.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 21:46:17
She looks like she has been in the oven to long.
I have seen tits like that on an old lady.
Keep leaning on the tree, at least it will hold you up.
I am amazed anyone who looks like that is alive.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 21:50:45
Carson Daly must really have some regrets. First Jennifer Love Hewitt and now this. He must be wondering what might have been.
16:57 - Don't single out the Australians. Once you're a celebrity here, you're golden. Tara and Paris will be still selling crap in Germany or Japan in 10 years because everybody hates America while gobbling up anything American.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 01:56:05
She is the poster girl for what binge-drinking and God knows what else does to you. She's in her early thirties!! I'm in shock, I had no idea it was possible to look that bad in your early thirties.
By Sam, on December 19, 2007 05:51:31
so is this METH or COKE diet?
By kellygrrrl, on December 19, 2007 09:05:54
The only thing that picture should be used for is a bathing suit catalog for women that don't eat, don't workout and are pushing 50. Shit, she looks awful in every way imaginable.
By allforadeuce, on December 29, 2007 02:14:22
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