"it is anyone's guess as to what product keeps her skin and lips youthful,"
I would first object to the description of "youthful," but since they are so dense as to not figure this out on their own, I suppose I will indulge them.
The answer would be: 1.Botox 2.Collagen 3.Implants
'It is anyones guess as to what products keep her skin and lips youthful'
well i'm going to go out on a limb and say plastic surgery, a lot of botox and not eating much so her body won't produce toxins(whatever some peeps will believe anything)
Prehaps it is the wine that she likes to bath in becuase it is a 'wonderful' exofoliant. Godbless the nat enquirer for printing shit.
I'm sorry, but this is obviously wrong. The truth is that she is being sued by the producers of the next Batman movie (The Dark Knight) because of her unauthorized use of the likeness and makeup techniques of their characterization of "The Joker"
ROTFLMBAO @ Teri Hatcher's face looks like a piece of beef jerky that's been left on the surface of the sun, so I'm not sure how they thought this hag would make them any money. That would be like hiring a child molester to promote your daycare. omg *dead* truer words were never spoken.
Good point, TracyC, I was thinking the same thing....she always looks great on DH, but here, ugh! I mean I feel so much better about how I look after seeing these pics of her. It's so weird seeing those fake bolt-ons too....she's really too old for them, it's obvious! What a bad role model for her daughter, that's right, teach her that she MUST have plastic surgery in order to be "pretty"....
I think those fun bags are real, and it's just a push up bra. Of course, if anybody saw that movie with that nude scene she did, without the push up bra those things will sag down to her vag.
I would have said belly button, but due to tummy tightening surgery, it no longer exists.
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By dean-o, on December 5, 2007 09:27:13
oh my god, lay off the botox dumbass!
By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 09:27:15
Teri Hatcher's face looks like a piece of beef jerky that's been left on the surface of the sun
Bravo, Todd.
O/T: Can someone tell me who the chick is in the Webster's is my Bitch add to the right with 'Funbags' plastered across her pic?
By Jim, on December 5, 2007 09:31:20
it's kristen bell--now on heroes...was on veronica mars. and that's a REALLY good picture of her...
By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 09:37:43
Forget about telling Jerry that their real and spectacular. You are getting more fake and skank everyday.
By chuggdog, on December 5, 2007 09:49:01
"it is anyone's guess as to what product keeps her skin and lips youthful,"
I would first object to the description of "youthful," but since they are so dense as to not figure this out on their own, I suppose I will indulge them.
The answer would be:
1.Botox
2.Collagen
3.Implants
By "Anyone", on December 5, 2007 10:05:34
Did the illustrator for "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" use Teri as the model for the Grinch? She bears a striking resemblance.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 10:08:13
'It is anyones guess as to what products keep her skin and lips youthful'
well i'm going to go out on a limb and say plastic surgery, a lot of botox and not eating much so her body won't produce toxins(whatever some peeps will believe anything)
Prehaps it is the wine that she likes to bath in becuase it is a 'wonderful' exofoliant. Godbless the nat enquirer for printing shit.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 10:09:05
She looks like a man.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 10:18:07
I want to buy Teri Hatcher's mirror - the one she looks into and sees a glamorous beauty, instead of a frozen chimp-face.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 10:21:02
She scares the bejeezus out of me.
By Lullaby, on December 5, 2007 10:37:54
It's so sad to see her now. She was so HOT in the L&C and Seinfeld days. Now she looks like Janice Dickenson's older sister.
By Cox Rocker, on December 5, 2007 10:50:16
I'm sorry, but this is obviously wrong. The truth is that she is being sued by the producers of the next Batman movie (The Dark Knight) because of her unauthorized use of the likeness and makeup techniques of their characterization of "The Joker"
By Holden Magroin, on December 5, 2007 11:37:55
beef jerky.... heh heh heh...
By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 11:52:20
Does she seriously think she's beautiful? She looks like a collagen and botox pumped grandma with fake fun bags. She's hideous.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 12:41:36
ROTFLMBAO @ Teri Hatcher's face looks like a piece of beef jerky that's been left on the surface of the sun, so I'm not sure how they thought this hag would make them any money. That would be like hiring a child molester to promote your daycare. omg *dead* truer words were never spoken.
By NubianGoddez, on December 5, 2007 13:10:00
The thing I can't figure out his HOW she looks so good on the show but when she's out at an event (dressed up and made up, no less) she looks AWFUL.
By TracyC, on December 5, 2007 14:05:05
Good Lord. I've seen a better looking death mask in a sarcophagus.
By JAC, on December 5, 2007 14:06:28
Good point, TracyC, I was thinking the same thing....she always looks great on DH, but here, ugh! I mean I feel so much better about how I look after seeing these pics of her. It's so weird seeing those fake bolt-ons too....she's really too old for them, it's obvious! What a bad role model for her daughter, that's right, teach her that she MUST have plastic surgery in order to be "pretty"....
By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 14:16:06
a piece of beef jerky that's been left on the surface of the sun. fuckin a. see i told you ye was a poet. if i steal that line i will credit yr ass.
By MM, on December 5, 2007 16:07:04
From the neck down she looks 22. Neck up she looks 65.
By WILLA DODGE, on December 5, 2007 17:20:47
She was so cute on Lois and Clark. Crying shame.
By anonymous, on December 6, 2007 04:15:05
Can anybody tell me when exactly Teri Hatcher turned 78?
My grandmother looked better in her (closed) coffin.
By anonymous, on December 6, 2007 14:56:24
I think those fun bags are real, and it's just a push up bra. Of course, if anybody saw that movie with that nude scene she did, without the push up bra those things will sag down to her vag.
I would have said belly button, but due to tummy tightening surgery, it no longer exists.
By anonymous, on December 6, 2007 14:58:40
...it is anyone's guess as to what product keeps her skin and lips youthful...
The blood and tears of young virgin peasant girls, torn from their flesh by barbed iron rods and collected in a silver tub.
You REALLY don't want to know what product she uses for her hair. Trust me.
By anonymous, on December 6, 2007 17:12:30
Washed up bitch is washed up.
By anonymous, on December 8, 2007 12:54:06
She looks hidious. What was her appeal to begin with? never saw it, and probably (at this rate) never will.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 15:39:35
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