19 Comments:

• HAHA.

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 10:42:31

• Barron von Hilton should win the Nobel Piece Prize for this!

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 11:04:09

• hahahaha best.news.ever!

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 11:19:18

• The sad thing is that this will probebly bring the usual celebrity-worshipping whores out of the woodwork demanding and putting pleas up on YouTube that she "deserves" the money, and "begs" Grandpapa to give it to them, and fuck the charity recipets, because to them, anyone who isnt a celebrity is expendable (like the people Shittney hit-n-ran, ran over, stiffed, etc) . Maybe I can get my big break and be the next "Leave Britney alone" guy, except for Paris.
  
  "Give Paris the money, you old fuck! She NEEDS it! Her fleet of private jets are only made of 18 fuckin' karat gold! *Sniff* wahhhh! Why should she have to settle like that? She gives us so much, like grainy flicks of her sucking cock and awesome catchphrases like 'That's hot!', and yet you people keep asking for fucking MORE"
  
  
  Btw, what happened to that Britney freak anyways? Is he still getting his show, or did the people who offered it to "him" came down from their crack high and renegged?

  By The Next "Leave Brittney Alone!" guy, on December 27, 2007 11:19:29

• 5 million is more than enough to live your entire life on, i dont see the problemo

  By Sacrament, on December 27, 2007 12:55:52

• Paris makes plenty on her own, this will not affect her.
  Unfortunately.

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 13:31:36

• 5 million is more than enough to live your entire life on, i dont see the problemo
  
  By Sacrament, on December 27, 2007 12:55:52
  
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  IDIOT the whore wastes that kind of money in a year so 5 million dollars is NOTHING ,hey she is going to be the new porn star taking over where JENNA JAMESON left of but ugly ,so she will be seen banging dogs , horses, donkeys , trannys, and all kinds of things , PARIS HILTON DOES BEVERLY HILLS her first movie

  By ha ha ha ha , on December 27, 2007 13:38:41

• If he really wanted to do man kind a favor he would've offered the money to the man that brought him Paris' head in a box.

  By TheBig28, on December 27, 2007 13:50:13

• CHILL on the CAPITALIZATION you DOUCHEBAG

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 13:53:04

• I can see why Kathy's pissed. That wasn't part of the golddigging plan, dammit! All those blowjobs to Rick for a measly $5 mil!

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 14:15:22

• Paris slogging through sand in her Big Bird flats is hilarious.
  

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 14:24:56

• fucking sickening. I hope a tornado blows that bitch into hell where she belongs.

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 14:33:00

• Baron knows, you really CAN'T take it with you. So why the hell would he leave it to his rotten spoiled heirs? I don't know either.

  By Some Dude, on December 27, 2007 15:54:11

• It's ironic that the Baron has done this because of her wild behaviour, and yet this now condemns her to a lifetime of cheap pornos. That's hot!

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 16:03:12

• I don't know why everyone is giving him a pat on the back.
  
  When Conrad Hilton (Barron's father) died in 1979, he tried to do the same thing - left the bulk of the family fortune to charity. Barron contested the will and won.
  
  Anyone want to guess if history will repeat itself?

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 16:39:34

• HA HA HA HA HA

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 16:45:47

• Shit man, only $5 million? How will they live?

  By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 08:24:06

• Holy Honkin' Christ. Some port swillin' lawyer's raising a glass at this news somewheres. Wish I worked for him.

  By Vigilante, on December 28, 2007 13:31:00

• I bet it's a ploy to avoid taxes!

  By xplnyrslf, on December 29, 2007 22:15:50