Tara Reid is wet (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Jessica Simpson has a personal umbrella holder [Hollywood Rag]
LOL Santa [College Humor]
Fergie brings out the funbags [Hollywood Tuna]
Hayden Panettiere is still a midget [Just Jared]
Ashley Tisdale got a nose job [Dlisted]
Anna Wintour and Christina Ricci are look-alikes [City Rag]
Helena Bonham Carter is Johnny Depp in drag [ASL]
Madonna's kids are "only allowed three presents" [Popsugar]
Smell like Petra Nemcova [Popoholic]
Paris Hilton is still ugly [Egotastic]
Britney Spears is a Pig in a Blanket [Webster's is My Bitch]
Look up Gisele Bundchen's skirt (NSFW ads) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Johnny Depp leaving Cipriani's on November 28th: