Bjork attacked a photographer at Auckland International Airport yesterday as he was taking pictures of the singer's arrival in New Zealand. The New Zealand Herald reports:

I took a couple of pictures and I got about three or four frames of her ... and as I turned and walked away she came up behind me, grabbed the back of my black skivvy and tore it down the back. As she did this she fell over, she fell to the ground. At no stage did I touch her or speak with her. Bjork said nothing throughout the incident but the man with her was saying: "B, don't do this, B, don't do this,"' Jeffrey said." Jeffrey spoke to Auckland police yesterday. He said: "I don't see being assaulted as I'm working as a press photographer as an acceptable thing. If anybody assaults anybody you have the right to a legal recourse, whoever they are."

Isn't Bjork like 3 feet tall? Nobody has thought about kicking her ass yet? It probably wouldn't take much, it'd be like beating up a kid in pre-K. In fact, in my Bjork's Airport Attacks Reenactors Group, the scene usually ends with somebody punting a football or swinging a kitten by it's tail.

Bjork's infamous 1996 attack on reporter who had the audacity to say, "Welcome to Bangkok." Oh, I know! That bitch!