Having too many kids is the best way for parents to avoid having sex or being a "couple" anymore. You don't have any time for eachother anymore. It's all about the kids.
If I was God I would sentence Ms Jolie to being the queen egg-laying alien in Alien but I'd also require her to think up non-made-up names for each of her eggs. And no "Amanda XXXIV" or anything like that - a different name for each egg, please, Ms Jolie!
I wouldn't sentence Mr Pitt to anything in particular so long as his acting continues to improve.
coolpapa, what is so weird about Angelina possibly having more kids? She's rich, can provide them with top-notch educations, and doesn't dangle them over balconies ala Michael Jackson, or throw them away ala Britney, who is a prime example of someone who needs to be sterilized. Don't understand your logic. Your comment reeks of a Jen worshiper. After all, she's America's sweetheart who can do NO wrong.
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Leave Your Commentin vitro. At least Shiloh won't be a complete outcast.
By Tazznum1, on January 25, 2008 10:06:21
Angelina's only 32?
Gosh I thought she was in her forties.
She's still really cool though. For sure.
By mollay, on January 25, 2008 10:09:54
Double the blobage.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 10:11:45
Her thumb in that pic looks like a 90 year olds. If Marc Anthony and Angelina had a kid, it would definitely look like the crypt keeper.
By Tazznum1, on January 25, 2008 10:17:06
Yeah, yeah, yeah....EVERYbody is pregnant with twins these days...
By JMR, on January 25, 2008 10:57:29
Am I the only one who finds it creepy that he and his woman's hair are almost always colored/highlighted exactly the same?
By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 11:00:52
God, they must really hate each other.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 11:11:21
Having too many kids is the best way for parents to avoid having sex or being a "couple" anymore. You don't have any time for eachother anymore. It's all about the kids.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 11:13:50
just what she needs: two more biological kids to hate.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 11:18:28
A magical world of trolls and goblins?
Why they'd have to look no further than their parents for that!
By Mick Mack, on January 25, 2008 11:23:01
I would have sex with her while she's pregnant. Because you wouldn't have to worry about pregnancy...it's already happened.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 11:37:07
Do we really believe anything that starts with "The Star reports...."?
By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 11:49:43
I'm sorry, but insanity is not sexy. This woman needs to be sterilized, and soon before she breeds again.
By coolpapa, on January 25, 2008 12:06:22
I thought she preferred adoption.
Couldn't she just adopt Britney and Kevin's two kids? They're so close in age, they're practically twins.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 12:39:50
If these twins are lucky, when they're born the first thing they'll hear from their mom will sound like it came from the IDLYITW comment archive:
"They look asian!"
Because then their mom might love them. (as long as somebody stands 3 feet away at all times, holding a camera)
By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 12:55:11
Pretty darn funny when they refer to twins as "extra" and not "additional" children.
By TrayC, on January 25, 2008 14:30:19
If I was God I would sentence Ms Jolie to being the queen egg-laying alien in Alien but I'd also require her to think up non-made-up names for each of her eggs. And no "Amanda XXXIV" or anything like that - a different name for each egg, please, Ms Jolie!
I wouldn't sentence Mr Pitt to anything in particular so long as his acting continues to improve.
By eddy, on January 25, 2008 16:24:23
She is tooooooooooo fucking beautiful.....
By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 23:52:31
coolpapa, what is so weird about Angelina possibly having more kids? She's rich, can provide them with top-notch educations, and doesn't dangle them over balconies ala Michael Jackson, or throw them away ala Britney, who is a prime example of someone who needs to be sterilized. Don't understand your logic. Your comment reeks of a Jen worshiper. After all, she's America's sweetheart who can do NO wrong.
By voteronpaul, on January 26, 2008 16:40:27
So she's rumored to be pregnant, yet they already "know" it is twins?
By anonymous, on January 27, 2008 06:39:19
"They" said the same thing when she was pregnant with Shiloh.
By Lola, on January 27, 2008 11:21:36
"They" said the same thing when she was pregnant with Shiloh.
By Lola, on January 27, 2008 11:30:15
Yawwwwnnn. Snoooozzzzz.
By Sickofthesetwotrolls, on January 29, 2008 18:18:53
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