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Britney Spears Has a Plan

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Goddammit. While she obviously does not look her best, she looks like the caliber of girls I usually get with...clueless, drunk, and trashy.

I therefore must conclude....I'd hit it! Fuck.

By Some dude, on January 14, 2008 09:31:32
Goddammit. While she obviously does not look her best, she looks like the caliber of girls I usually get with...clueless, drunk, and trashy.

I therefore must conclude....I'd hit it! Fuck.

By Some dude, on January 14, 2008 09:32:07
At least she seems to be acting semi-normal since hanging out with this guy. I hope he adds some normalcy, and give her time to heal a bit. Then, at least she can be lucid and get her kids back...while he's on the road with a bag full o' cash.

By southcee, on January 14, 2008 09:33:12
What the fuck is "normal" about walking around looking like a skank and talking with a British accent?

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 09:34:23
Guess those are the boots she wears when she dyes her hair that ugly black color.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 09:37:43
This shit isn't even funny anymore. She CLEARLY has issues and I feel like a douchebag taking humor in this.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 09:39:20
Sweet shit...

Even I'm not laughing at this any more, and I think the two funniest things in history are "Blazing Saddles" and the Holocaust.

By Zombie Hitler, on January 14, 2008 09:47:24
I cannot comment. It would be like making fun of the retarded.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 09:52:27
Southcee...

GET HER KIDS BACK? Are you fucking nuts? No, you're just a stupid ass Southerner....

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 09:53:33
>>This shit isn't even funny anymore. She CLEARLY has issues and I feel like a douchebag taking humor in this.>>

I agree. Pretty soon, probably next month on the eve of Anna Nicole Smith's death, we'll hear about Britney's demise. It's inevitable with her consistently downward spiral. Poor thing. Never thought I'd say that about this trashy pop tart who never seemed to give a damn about anyone else's feelings given her running around with other women's boyfriends, husband's and babies daddies, but . . . Poor thing. :-(

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 10:02:36
You're a bitch. By the time I got to the ATM crack I was spitting coffee at the monitor.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 10:06:37
If she wasn't a celebrity, she wouldn't be given so many chances after all the shit she's pulled. The kids would've been taken away long before now.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 10:06:46
sweet jesus on a cracker. if you want your kids back, how about trying to act like a MOTHER? it's not that fucking hard, millions of women do it every day, you dumb bitch.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 10:11:30
She should cry more , it worked for Hillary.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 10:17:18
That is one long-ass, boring video of her looking like a strung out skanky robot. She doesn't even speak until 4:20 into the video and it sounds like a little fake british mixed with her signature country pig squeals.

By WILLADODGE, on January 14, 2008 10:25:53
Faversham, y'all! When we gets hitched ah'm gonna go over 't England and buys up that Clampett Castle what I done seen on the tee vee! Then I gets to visits the Queen an I rekon' she'll makes me the Duchess o' Eastwesterland or some such. Than that dum' ol' judge will hafta gimmie my babies back! Gosh, I really miss those lil' rascals, uh yeah, both o' them...um boys? Ooh! Look! a gas station, I gotta go powder mah nose...wonder if they gots dem spicy slim jims...

By Holden Magroin, on January 14, 2008 10:34:05
>>If she wasn't a celebrity, she wouldn't be given so many chances after all the shit she's pulled. The kids would've been taken away long before now.

Absolutely! I agree. The video is sad, she's clearly delusional and in over her head. She'll be in the nuthouse soon, and as for her children, who would have thought KFed would be the better parent in all this? I certainly didn't.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 10:35:33
I like the "fake death" idea. I'd just make one change to it.

By Angry Bob, on January 14, 2008 10:39:48
If she still had custody those kids they would have been with her that day. K-Fed looks like father of the year now.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 10:42:05
now she's acting CrAzY on purpose just to stay in the spotlight ! what a loser!

By kd, on January 14, 2008 10:42:57
I have so many questions:
1. Why is she speaking in a Fake English Accent
2. Why does she need to shop???
3. Why does she not care about those babies of hers.
and the most important one...
4. Why is she so flipping retarded???

I feel that I don't even want to see or hear about her crazy ass anymore. Just let her go off and do her own thing now. She is too pathetic

By Britney's Disgarded Frapp, on January 14, 2008 10:44:43
I think the term everyone is looking for to describe this....thing is - knobjob

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 10:45:31
Yawn. Tired of this psycho bitch. It was funny for a while, now it's just getting old. Update when she dies so I can laugh, until then, enough already.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 10:52:43
I'd like to know how her midsection looks so good when she eats all that fast food and drinks all those starbucks drinks that are glorified milkshakes?
Granted, she's not hot but she has a pretty flat tummy and small waist.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 10:59:38
Much like her career, even the British accent is horrible.

By Tazznum1, on January 14, 2008 11:08:28
Britney's been abusing Adderall and other ADD drugs for months, and that's how she's lost so much weight. Legal speed.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 11:11:20
"1. Why is she speaking in a Fake English Accent
2. Why does she need to shop???
3. Why does she not care about those babies of hers.
and the most important one...
4. Why is she so flipping retarded???"

answers:
1) Madonna, her idol, does it
2) For goods and services
3) Because they are loud and annoying
4) Because she is from the south

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 11:17:13
"Dress her up like an ATM" is very very funny

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 11:28:59
SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL POP STAR I HAVE EVER SEEN.

By oh yes i did, on January 14, 2008 11:30:04
So...Do you think she's spread em for this dude yet? lol.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 11:42:26
She looks like a porcelain doll with that skin and silky hair..

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 11:43:44
Why does she have to use the bathroom so much is she isn't shooting up or peeing from drinking?

By Tazznum1, on January 14, 2008 11:48:44
Three words:

Chunk. Those. Boots.

By Jennifer, on January 14, 2008 11:56:02
AHAHAHA THE ACCENT. wtf.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 11:59:49
"I'd like to know how her midsection looks so good when she eats all that fast food and drinks all those starbucks drinks that are glorified milkshakes?
Granted, she's not hot but she has a pretty flat tummy and small waist."

Two words. Co Caine. Best diet ever.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 12:01:05
THE EQUATION FOR STRING THEORY MAKES MORE SENSE THAN THIS WOMAN. SHE IS BANANAS. CAN WE JUST IN-ACT SOME KIND OF NATIONAL SECURITY LAW AND BAN HER FROM THIS NATION.

By LOVE BUTTON, on January 14, 2008 12:03:48
While its obvious, and sort of funny that she's gone as crazy as she has, am i the only one who sees how mentally damaging it can be to be constantly followed around by that many people with cameras, clicking away at your every move. That alone is enough to drive someone crazy. So i mean, shes crazy, but i can't blame her entirely. Paparazzi are the fucking crazy-maker

By Roberto, on January 14, 2008 12:12:39
Why is she wearing an engagement ring (turned in) and wedding ring?

By ~H, on January 14, 2008 12:26:20
Although it's wrong on a multitude of levels, seeing her in those denim hotpants, dark hair and red lipstick, I have to say I would pound her 'til my eyelids hurt.

By Chipper, on January 14, 2008 12:33:49
Roberto, she's CALLING the paparazzi to let them know where she IS each time (there was even a reference to that in the original post). Do you see any OTHER celebs being ambushed every time they visit a CVS or a gas station???

She missed court again. Shocker (not!)

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 12:38:03
She calls the paparazzi Roberto. Always has, always will.

By Tazznum1, on January 14, 2008 12:40:25
Anon 11:17

And I guess Northerners are the pinnacle of intelligence, huh? Yep, that was sarcasm.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 12:42:35
I noticed that none of the paps were telling her how beautiful she is this time. That must mean that Ad-man (or whatever the fuck his name is) was the one always saying it in the older videos. I guess it finally worked, his charm must've rubbed off on her because now he's banging her and "protecting" her from all the other paps.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 12:44:28
And the retard deliberately misses court...its offical, with court approval, Britney wants nothing to do with the babies.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 12:47:46
12:42:35

Comparatively, yes. The quantitative evidence is there (test scores, literacy rates), don't make me cite it.

By J-Bird, on January 14, 2008 12:59:12
The fact she is the one calling the paparazzi is what makes her even more insane.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 13:08:30
if she wasnt a celebrity, she probably wouldnt have ended up like this, the thing is she didnt have a normal childhood, or normal anything, so for us to say, whatever, if she was normal. the thing is, she isn't normal, and will never be normal. so, sure she had tons of success and money, but look at the price she's paying.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 13:21:22
As a english person, i find that shite attempt at a english accent deeply insulting, its pathetic, come off it Brit your hanging around with a life long Brummie at least pick something up from him.
It is a misnomer that all english people speak the perfect queens english, we have regional accents and slang terms, if your gonna fake it try harder.

By fake in it aint easy Britney, on January 14, 2008 13:27:55
umm..who watched that long ass clip?? WTF can sumbody gimme a recap of it??...

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 14:14:52
oh no those pictures are PUKE INDUCING

By she is a vomit, on January 14, 2008 14:54:50
She can't be an English person -- she has good teeth!

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 15:32:28
I wish I could get back the 5mins of my life I wasted on that nonsense

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 15:56:09
lol at the fake accent. She is such a douche.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 16:43:59
Fuck you guys. I'm from the South.

Trust me, you've got to blame it on something besides that. Poor parenting, an attraction to Justin Timberlake, too much exposure to Fergie and Christina Aguilera...take your pick.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 16:46:00
I'm guessing the Muslim paparazzi will marry her and then go back home with here to meet the "folks". Of course, home will be a lovely land with Sharia where he can legally cut her head off for angering him and he then gets all of her estate. Not bad. That's a better plan than that Stern weirdo had with Anna Nicole Smith. Quick and efficient.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 17:02:31
Britney is speaking in a fake British accent because she is delusional and thinks she is Princess Diana. This is why she is dating 2 muslims, planning to marry one and convert to Islam....because Diana planned to Marry a muslim and convert to Islam. Like Britney, Diana lost custody of her kids to a man that didn't love her so Britney has taken on her identity. She's also planning to kill herself in a car crash, that's why she just bought a new mercedes. The cops should grab her now, any psychologist could see where this is going and order her locked up. Thank GOD she doesn't have the kids.

By She thinks she's Diana!!!, on January 14, 2008 17:11:31
Agree with anon 16:46. I know plenty of "yankees" that have the IQ of a paper bag. Just sayin'.

By Bo Duke, on January 14, 2008 17:44:50
Ew Britney, not the shit outfits again!

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 18:16:11
At this point Britney could take a dump on the judges desk and it still wouldn't the craziest thing she's done in the past 6 months. I love coming to this website and getting the real information .. I turn on to E and other "news" sources and they are revealing half the shit she is doing ... all they can say is "oh poor Britney"

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 18:43:28
I'd be crazy too if I had to live like she does everyday.

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 19:03:19
Dear dumbasses,

There are plenty of idiot celebrities from the north.

Love,
Tara Reid

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 19:59:59
this stuff isnt even funny anymore. i dont understand one bit of it. this whole situation has gotten so ridiculously out of control, i doubt anyone could bring it back to normalcy. this girl obviously has some serious mental issues going on and everyone is laughing or shit talking. this shows what 'human nature' really is. we see the opportunity, and we take every advantage we can from the helpless. everyone around her seems to be using her obvious insanity to profit in some way. even we, as the bystanders are no better then the photog trying to weasle his way into her money. they wont lock her up because she will just do whatever it is all the others do to get out after a day, or hour.

By Munk, on January 14, 2008 22:13:40
On the boots...are those blood stains???? Or did she spill chocolate syrup on her feet?

At least she's keeping her feet covered up! When she was last out, you could see she had not even been bathing, because she had green stains on her feet from her corroded toe rings!!

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 23:04:01
@19:03:19
"I'd be crazy too if I had to live like she does everyday. "

What with 100 of Millions of Dollars???

HEll she could arrange a couple of photoshoots with the paps once or twice a month, then keep a low profile for the rest and she would live the life of effing luxury!

How can you retards still feel sorry for her? She's done this all to herself! Justin and Christina, both got brought up the same way, both started young, and both have a booming career and a bit more privacy than this reject from the abortion bin.

By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 00:29:07
15:32:28

your a fucking ignorant piece of excrement. A lot like Britney. Few english people talk like that turd, and not all have bad teeth. Get your ass over here and find out for real. Its like saying all American are fat and stupid, it ain't true.

Stop living your life through sterotypes and come up with some real insults.

By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 03:21:42
Dear Southerners:

Don't feel so picked on. I'm from Long Island and I have the IQ of a dishrag.

Love,
Lindsay Lohan

By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 07:12:21
flies on shit

By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 01:08:55
"hi Britney! hi Britney! hi Britney!..."

that's as much of the video that I got through before I wanted to toss my computer out the window. Je...sus...CHRIST. Someone would HAVE to be psychotic to not only be able to deal with that everyday, but actually WANT that around!! I could see why some actors attack paparazzi, they're so fucking annoying!

Britney obviously has severe mental issues. I'm thinkin moderate Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Look it up, she's showing all the signs.

Call me when they want to award me the Nobel Prize for being a genius. =D

By mcawesome, on January 16, 2008 05:53:08