I see two paths for her--neither one particularly exciting. One, most predictably, the Dead Pool. She's been teetering on the diving board tenuously for years. The other is giving in to some good ol' fashioned southern religious lunacy--Tammy Faye style. Do the born-again bit--open a theme park in Shreveport with rides like the Salvation Super Sling and the Transubstantiation Tumbler. Once safely cloaked in a crazy fundy robe, she can babble wildly, wear a cement truck's worth of makeup, and act with utter contempt for societal norms with total impunity. I wonder if she'll need a good PR person...
i dont understand why they follow her..i guess it is enough to make anyone go a bit batty, but is she would just keep her retarded ass at home they would leave her alone..she needs to just go ahead and OD. its not not even funny or sad, just stupid..
You got to give her a break, she didn't want to fall for that old paparazzi "your tire is flat" trick again. I mean, after 17 times she finally figured out they were just trying to get her to stop and get out of the car!
They follow her because she likes being followed by them, she tells them where she's going, and they're her only friends. Stop blaming the paparazzi for what Britney brings on herself. If she didn't like it she'd stop it and move.
you realize from the pic that was her second flat. the rear tire is the donut. she should have gotten the run flats shits. where is her other car, the hot rod? why did she have to use her assistant's car?
hey, we need a location map of britney's hideouts. she has at least two houses in the hollywood area, she's got that place out at malibu, the various hotels and some joint in palm springs. which hotel in palm springs?
Did anyone notice that one of the paparazzi in the video is that shady, married paparazzo who she has been shacking up with in hotels? It's about 32 seconds into the video.
oh shit those tits are nasty and what a stupid fucking whore she is to drive around with a flat ,that family must be a bunch of inbreds look how stupid they are , hey don't fuck your family member and have kids or your family will be like the spears dumbasses
Oh God, what a helluva waste (and waist and freaky titties. But that's besides the point). Hard to believe the bitch was once a fantasy and now she living in a fucked up reality. Holla!
Last night I had a moment when I thought "Poor Britney." Thank God it was just a passing thought. I was scared I felt a little bad for her. Thank you Todd for reminding me what a total fucking waste of skin she is.
Did you hear the one pap say "Are you sure it's not in there?" referring to her camera card being inside the camera? Hilarious - even as lecherous as they are - even they are thinking she's a emptyheaded doucebag. Yeesh!
What a fucking dumbass she is! First off, PLEASE KEEP YOUR TITS COVERED, YOU DISGUSTING SLUT! I almost puked in my mouth when I saw that picture of her tits heading towards her knees. Yuck. Also, as someone who's driven Sunset Blvd during rush hour, I think everyone who was totally inconvenienced by her brainlessly leaving her car IN THE MIDDLE OF RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC should pay little miss droopy titties a visit, and take turns kicking the shit out of her. Might re-attach her brain; maybe not...
Yeah; twatney is an excellent driver, just like the character Dustin Hoffman played in Rain Man was "an excellent driver." Both retarded, both unable to think clearly, both possessing no social skils...
Maybe, as with my penis, the tire went limp after getting a gander at Slitney's hideous sagging fun-bags. No one -NO ONE- on Earth needs a serious ass-whupping more than this foul noxious twat does.
Ugh, more selfish, self-centered behavior from our favorite retard. She's GOT to be a sociopath, because she has ZERO concern, consideration, or care for other people and their feelings. She should get ticketed hard core for pulling that little stunt. It's not like she couldn't afford a tow truck or something, but she apparently can't be bothered with that stuff. So she leaves her car in the MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD AT RUSH HOUR, and just....leaves? God I fucking HATE this twat. I have never hated another human being so much in my life. I truly hope and pray for her speedy and painful death. It would be the best thing for everyone. Having to share a planet with this despicable bottom-feeder is painful. And please Shitney, PLEASE COVER THOSE REPULSIVE UDDERS UP! Nobody wants to see that. My grandmother has better looking tits! And the saddest thing of all is that Shitters seems to think that she's soooo hawt. Ugh, she makes me freaking sick. Why won't she just DIE?
I would have loved to see what was on that cam card of hers. WTF? They chase this bitch for pics and then hand back the most priceless cooter shots of all? GAWD...VISUAL! On second hand, yeah I wouldn't want them either.
Here's the thing... I'm obviously as guilty as everyone else reading this of feeding the media's interest in Britney Spears. But she is so badly in need of serious mental help, I'd like IDLYITW to put a moratorium on all things Britney. Seriously. Because continuing to write about her as you are is like kicking the s*** out of a chemo patient. Allow yourselves one uncharacteristic act of kindness for 2008 and leave the sick girl alone. When she [hopefully] finally gets help and then makes her comeback you can resume the deserved ball-breaking! (ps... while we're talking moratorium... if I have to see one more picture of the skanky elder Hilton sister, I'm gonna puke.)
RE: 19:26:32 - she asked for it. "Gimme more gimme more gimme more". She's like the Fat Elvis of our time, the only current celeb with a real shot at being found dead on the toilet. The ensuing pics of flamingly queer men weeping openly at the gates of Brit-land will be so funny as to make it all worthwhile.
Here's the thing... I'm obviously as guilty as everyone else reading this of feeding the media's interest in Britney Spears. But she is so badly in need of serious mental help, I'd like IDLYITW to put a moratorium on all things Britney. Seriously. Because continuing to write about her as you are is like kicking the s*** out of a chemo patient. Allow yourselves one uncharacteristic act of kindness for 2008 and leave the sick girl alone. -------------------------- I'd love to leave SHITNEY alone, but the stupid cunt keeps shoving herself into everyone's faces. Personally, if she'd caused a gridlock on a really busy street in my neighborhood (sunset blvd @ the 405 freeway is one of the busiest intersections in the world), she wouldn't be breathing for very long. Come to think of it, that's a plan. HEY SHITNEY, please cause more problems; someone is guaranteed to take you out...
So that's why Sunset was backed up for 5 miles in each direction! I drive Sunset every day to get home from work, and this stupid twat just left her car sitting in the middle of the fucking intersection? What a piece of shit dumbass cunt! PLEASE, if anyone of authority from the DMV is reading this website, PLEASE TAKE AWAY HER DRIVING PRIVILEGES. THE STUPID TWAT DOESN'T DESERVE TO DRIVE; ALL SHE DOES IS CAUSE PROBLEMS.
For those of you saying "bipolar" I beg to differ. Mariah Carey is bipolar and she doesn't act this stupid, show her crotch or forget to bathe for weeks at a time. Britney's bodyguard said she hear "voices" which means schizophrenia. Britney's disorganized, erratic behavior indicates schizo. She really doesn't think there is anything wrong with her, she's totally not in reality. Her parents should kidnap her and drag her against her will to a Mexican mental hospital she can't talk her way out of.
Someone PLEASE bitch slap this twat! To quote a previous poster, "What a stupid dumbass!" You'd think that, sooner or later, the police would write her up for doing stuff like dumping her car in the middle of an incredibly busy intersection during rush hour! But no; she's allowed to do all sorts of things we wouldn't get away with, just because she's a fucking slut-ebrity. The cops are way too star struck. And this schizophrenic bitch is allowed to do whatever she wants, no matter how many people are inconvenienced or potentially put in harm's way.
What's it gonna take for someone to finally drag her mentally diseased ass off to a loony bin? Someone getting killed? Enough already; someone from her family or her attorney needs to step up, for the safety of the public, and take her stupid, mentally retarded, slutty, druggie, drunk ass off to a psycho ward...
Her car tires aren't the only things are are flat & droopy! Britney just give up, no one cares about you anymore - you are simply a laughing stock that is making a lot of paps a lot of money!
Her car tires aren't the only things are are flat & droopy! Britney just give up, no one cares about you anymore - you are simply a laughing stock that is making a lot of paps a lot of money!
Hmmm, got to figure out what to script next in Britney's saga. I got it -- Tom Cruise & Will Smith pay her a visit to get rid of all those thetans in her head? That's what Britney needs now -- Scientology!!!
What a ridiculous scene. She clearly has no self respect. Surly she must know that photographer is only hanging with her to get the inside scoop and get paid.
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By BloodyWhore, on January 8, 2008 11:14:41
Looks like both of the fronts are going flat.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 11:14:53
is she tryin' to let her tits hang out like that? I see so many stretch marks it's like that one time I walked in on my grandma changing.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 11:21:26
Nice stomach fat roll you can see through the lace in that ugly dress.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 11:23:42
Gross, that picture is just that...GROSS.
By BloodyWhore, on January 8, 2008 11:27:30
It's amazing to me that this is only Part 2.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 11:35:23
how many coppers do it take to get a car towed?
By i smell bacon, on January 8, 2008 11:42:28
How many retards does it take to help Brit go to the bathroom?
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 11:45:00
"..spoke with a British accent?"
Britney Spears can coherently speak at all??
wank
By Sami, on January 8, 2008 11:49:17
It's a tardfest.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 11:49:36
I see two paths for her--neither one particularly exciting. One, most predictably, the Dead Pool. She's been teetering on the diving board tenuously for years. The other is giving in to some good ol' fashioned southern religious lunacy--Tammy Faye style. Do the born-again bit--open a theme park in Shreveport with rides like the Salvation Super Sling and the Transubstantiation Tumbler. Once safely cloaked in a crazy fundy robe, she can babble wildly, wear a cement truck's worth of makeup, and act with utter contempt for societal norms with total impunity. I wonder if she'll need a good PR person...
By Jefe Gonzo, on January 8, 2008 11:56:26
Her tits in that pic are disgusting. Its like 2 midget thighs spread apart.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 11:57:58
Watching that video, it's easy to understand how this woman went bat-fucking crazy. She needs to move back East.
By quoipourquoi, on January 8, 2008 12:08:33
i dont understand why they follow her..i guess it is enough to make anyone go a bit batty, but is she would just keep her retarded ass at home they would leave her alone..she needs to just go ahead and OD. its not not even funny or sad, just stupid..
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 12:10:01
You got to give her a break, she didn't want to fall for that old paparazzi "your tire is flat" trick again. I mean, after 17 times she finally figured out they were just trying to get her to stop and get out of the car!
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 12:10:20
They follow her because she likes being followed by them, she tells them where she's going, and they're her only friends. Stop blaming the paparazzi for what Britney brings on herself. If she didn't like it she'd stop it and move.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 12:13:51
you realize from the pic that was her second flat. the rear tire is the donut. she should have gotten the run flats shits. where is her other car, the hot rod? why did she have to use her assistant's car?
hey, we need a location map of britney's hideouts. she has at least two houses in the hollywood area, she's got that place out at malibu, the various hotels and some joint in palm springs. which hotel in palm springs?
By lindsaynohan, on January 8, 2008 12:17:43
Did anyone notice that one of the paparazzi in the video is that shady, married paparazzo who she has been shacking up with in hotels? It's about 32 seconds into the video.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 12:38:57
I think the british accent thing confirms she's bipolar
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 12:58:06
She got the British accent at Madonna's School of Celebrity Pretense.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 13:14:28
in the video, did anyone else see the word TWAT smudged into her Mini's window? Poor thing.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 13:46:39
She got the accent from hanging out with her pap boyfriend, probably. Loser.
And god, that video clip makes me want to shoot all of them. If that fucker asked "is everything okay, Britney" one more time...
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 13:53:18
The troubled poop star.
By Kakleeboo, on January 8, 2008 14:11:54
NIP SLIP!
oh wait, that's a zit
By x24, on January 8, 2008 14:16:15
eeeuuuuwww.
wear a fucking BRA Britney, it ain't pretty, what you show.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 14:32:03
A British accent?
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
She's all yours, Ollie.
By Vigilante, on January 8, 2008 14:50:11
oh shit those tits are nasty and what a stupid fucking whore she is to drive around with a flat ,that family must be a bunch of inbreds look how stupid they are , hey don't fuck your family member and have kids or your family will be like the spears dumbasses
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 14:51:02
Oh God, what a helluva waste (and waist and freaky titties. But that's besides the point). Hard to believe the bitch was once a fantasy and now she living in a fucked up reality. Holla!
By K-Fed, on January 8, 2008 14:55:14
Last night I had a moment when I thought "Poor Britney." Thank God it was just a passing thought. I was scared I felt a little bad for her. Thank you Todd for reminding me what a total fucking waste of skin she is.
By Carolyn, on January 8, 2008 15:31:34
Did you hear the one pap say "Are you sure it's not in there?" referring to her camera card being inside the camera? Hilarious - even as lecherous as they are - even they are thinking she's a emptyheaded doucebag. Yeesh!
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 15:44:08
Her paparazzo guy is british so she's probs just picking it up like all you yanks do when you hang out with us for too long...
By Bibii, on January 8, 2008 15:50:34
What a fucking dumbass she is! First off, PLEASE KEEP YOUR TITS COVERED, YOU DISGUSTING SLUT! I almost puked in my mouth when I saw that picture of her tits heading towards her knees. Yuck. Also, as someone who's driven Sunset Blvd during rush hour, I think everyone who was totally inconvenienced by her brainlessly leaving her car IN THE MIDDLE OF RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC should pay little miss droopy titties a visit, and take turns kicking the shit out of her. Might re-attach her brain; maybe not...
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 16:51:09
Q - How many papparazzi does it take to change a light bulb?
A - About as many as it takes to lift those nasty ass tits of britney's off of her stomach. BLEECHH...
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 16:53:41
Yeah; twatney is an excellent driver, just like the character Dustin Hoffman played in Rain Man was "an excellent driver." Both retarded, both unable to think clearly, both possessing no social skils...
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 17:01:29
17:01, are you saying Britney needs Tom Cruise to help her function normally?
..............
On second thought, that's not a bad idea. He'll have her jumping on couches in no time.
Genius, 17:01. Good on ya.
By Vigilante, on January 8, 2008 17:09:06
Maybe, as with my penis, the tire went limp after getting a gander at Slitney's hideous sagging fun-bags. No one -NO ONE- on Earth needs a serious ass-whupping more than this foul noxious twat does.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 17:31:21
I've never actually seen my 78 year old grandmothers tits, but I imagine they probably look quite a bit like those.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 17:49:43
Where's Dr. Phil? He could have changed the flat!
By ucut12, on January 8, 2008 18:09:36
Ugh, more selfish, self-centered behavior from our favorite retard. She's GOT to be a sociopath, because she has ZERO concern, consideration, or care for other people and their feelings. She should get ticketed hard core for pulling that little stunt. It's not like she couldn't afford a tow truck or something, but she apparently can't be bothered with that stuff. So she leaves her car in the MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD AT RUSH HOUR, and just....leaves? God I fucking HATE this twat. I have never hated another human being so much in my life. I truly hope and pray for her speedy and painful death. It would be the best thing for everyone. Having to share a planet with this despicable bottom-feeder is painful. And please Shitney, PLEASE COVER THOSE REPULSIVE UDDERS UP! Nobody wants to see that. My grandmother has better looking tits! And the saddest thing of all is that Shitters seems to think that she's soooo hawt. Ugh, she makes me freaking sick. Why won't she just DIE?
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 19:04:16
I would have loved to see what was on that cam card of hers. WTF? They chase this bitch for pics and then hand back the most priceless cooter shots of all? GAWD...VISUAL! On second hand, yeah I wouldn't want them either.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 19:12:03
"Her breasts look like tears that her neck has wept" - The Fug Girls
By circuslion, on January 8, 2008 19:22:26
Here's the thing... I'm obviously as guilty as everyone else reading this of feeding the media's interest in Britney Spears. But she is so badly in need of serious mental help, I'd like IDLYITW to put a moratorium on all things Britney. Seriously. Because continuing to write about her as you are is like kicking the s*** out of a chemo patient. Allow yourselves one uncharacteristic act of kindness for 2008 and leave the sick girl alone. When she [hopefully] finally gets help and then makes her comeback you can resume the deserved ball-breaking! (ps... while we're talking moratorium... if I have to see one more picture of the skanky elder Hilton sister, I'm gonna puke.)
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 19:26:32
^^ that is a bad idea. don't do that.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 19:37:58
what a maroon! what a nincompoop! I thought she shoved that memory card up her ass!!!!
By Bugs Bunny, on January 8, 2008 19:40:54
Personally, I don't believe it.
No one in the American entertainment industry can fake a decent British accent.
Well, except maybe Renee Zellweger.
By Angry Bob, on January 8, 2008 20:04:38
RE: 19:26:32 - she asked for it. "Gimme more gimme more gimme more". She's like the Fat Elvis of our time, the only current celeb with a real shot at being found dead on the toilet. The ensuing pics of flamingly queer men weeping openly at the gates of Brit-land will be so funny as to make it all worthwhile.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 20:09:09
Here's the thing... I'm obviously as guilty as everyone else reading this of feeding the media's interest in Britney Spears. But she is so badly in need of serious mental help, I'd like IDLYITW to put a moratorium on all things Britney. Seriously. Because continuing to write about her as you are is like kicking the s*** out of a chemo patient. Allow yourselves one uncharacteristic act of kindness for 2008 and leave the sick girl alone.
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I'd love to leave SHITNEY alone, but the stupid cunt keeps shoving herself into everyone's faces. Personally, if she'd caused a gridlock on a really busy street in my neighborhood (sunset blvd @ the 405 freeway is one of the busiest intersections in the world), she wouldn't be breathing for very long. Come to think of it, that's a plan. HEY SHITNEY, please cause more problems; someone is guaranteed to take you out...
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 20:14:46
So that's why Sunset was backed up for 5 miles in each direction! I drive Sunset every day to get home from work, and this stupid twat just left her car sitting in the middle of the fucking intersection? What a piece of shit dumbass cunt! PLEASE, if anyone of authority from the DMV is reading this website, PLEASE TAKE AWAY HER DRIVING PRIVILEGES. THE STUPID TWAT DOESN'T DESERVE TO DRIVE; ALL SHE DOES IS CAUSE PROBLEMS.
What a dumbass...
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 20:22:56
For those of you saying "bipolar" I beg to differ. Mariah Carey is bipolar and she doesn't act this stupid, show her crotch or forget to bathe for weeks at a time. Britney's bodyguard said she hear "voices" which means schizophrenia. Britney's disorganized, erratic behavior indicates schizo. She really doesn't think there is anything wrong with her, she's totally not in reality. Her parents should kidnap her and drag her against her will to a Mexican mental hospital she can't talk her way out of.
By She needs Thorazine, on January 8, 2008 21:05:01
Someone PLEASE bitch slap this twat! To quote a previous poster, "What a stupid dumbass!" You'd think that, sooner or later, the police would write her up for doing stuff like dumping her car in the middle of an incredibly busy intersection during rush hour! But no; she's allowed to do all sorts of things we wouldn't get away with, just because she's a fucking slut-ebrity. The cops are way too star struck. And this schizophrenic bitch is allowed to do whatever she wants, no matter how many people are inconvenienced or potentially put in harm's way.
What's it gonna take for someone to finally drag her mentally diseased ass off to a loony bin? Someone getting killed? Enough already; someone from her family or her attorney needs to step up, for the safety of the public, and take her stupid, mentally retarded, slutty, druggie, drunk ass off to a psycho ward...
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 22:05:13
Doesn't she know she should wear a seat belt when driving? That's NOT SAFE! She could get hurt.
By anonymous, on January 9, 2008 00:40:37
LOSER, LOSER, LOSER!
By anonymous, on January 9, 2008 00:56:55
Her car tires aren't the only things are are flat & droopy! Britney just give up, no one cares about you anymore - you are simply a laughing stock that is making a lot of paps a lot of money!
By Britney is a loser, on January 9, 2008 08:45:43
Her car tires aren't the only things are are flat & droopy! Britney just give up, no one cares about you anymore - you are simply a laughing stock that is making a lot of paps a lot of money!
By Britney is a loser, on January 9, 2008 08:47:15
louisiana has officially broke all the plates in the state (like when you move out of moms house).
we don't want her back, Y'ALL keep her.
By coona$$, on January 9, 2008 15:11:32
Hmmm, got to figure out what to script next in Britney's saga. I got it -- Tom Cruise & Will Smith pay her a visit to get rid of all those thetans in her head? That's what Britney needs now -- Scientology!!!
By anonymous, on January 9, 2008 15:33:53
What a ridiculous scene. She clearly has no self respect. Surly she must know that photographer is only hanging with her to get the inside scoop and get paid.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 11:42:28
BRITNEY PLEASE STAY IN MEXICO
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 19:37:11
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