IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Britney Spears is Crazy. Officially.

Britney Spears is Crazy. Officially.

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These paparazzi don't really get much lower on the pecking order of society. Maybe one step above crackheads and child molesters at best.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 09:31:08
About fucking time. How exactly does a person not sleep for five nights if there isn't drugs involved? I still have a hard time believing she's not on something (on top of being retarded and insane, of course).

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 09:31:42
If she runs out in the next couple days and doesn't get help. I say we all just cut LA off and kick it out to sea.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 09:32:34
"I say we all just cut LA off and kick it out to sea."

Or nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 09:36:45
I honestly think that this whole ridiculous government-sponsored motorcade Spitney was transported in is a mis-allocation of the taxpayers' dollars. She has spent years of her life seeking out attention from whomever is immediately available, including the paparazzi, and she should personally pay for the time and resources it took to simply get her to treatment.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 09:37:07
Maybe they can do some tests and figure out why she's had the same pimples for almost a year now.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 09:37:27
i honestly think michael jackson is paying her off to be the craziest person in the world, so people will leave his psychotic ass alone. maybe we'll get lucky and she'll get hit by a train somewhere and we'll never have to hear about her again...but then again, she's not nearly cool enough to die young, and god probably just wants to keep her alive to make her even more of a joke

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 09:44:46
I'm glad she is finally getting the help she needs. Now if someone can give a razor or a gun or some sleeping pills she can finally put us out of our misery.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 09:50:01
Hey 09:31:42, a decreased need for sleep is one of the biggest symptoms of mania (bipolar disorder). It's pretty unbelievable how little sleep a manic person can get away with, unless you've actually witnessed it. Then it's just scary.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 09:52:19
Give her a belt and let her finish the job.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 09:52:27
Next bull we'll here will be her drug tests came back negative...

By lanorigb, on January 31, 2008 09:52:35
....and she should personally pay for the time and resources it took to simply get her to treatment.

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I agree completely.

By JMR, on January 31, 2008 09:56:02
I think ol' Brit would be better off at the Psychoneurotic Institute for the Very, VERY Nervous. Dr. Richard Thorndyke will whip her into shape in no time.

By ledzepismylife, on January 31, 2008 09:58:13
I don't care how "manic" people say this stupid bitch is. She takes speed and drinks gallons of caffeine a day. She could sleep if she wanted to.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 09:58:29
The city of L.A. should kick this bitch out for all the taxpayer money they waste on her with all these police escorts.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 09:59:46
"Is something wrong?" LOFL.

By Huckabama Lee, on January 31, 2008 10:02:48
Adderall is simply time-release dextro-amphetamine, a tad below meth but still some potent stuff. Hopefully the nut-job is forced to pay for the expense involved in "escorting" her to the loony bin.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 10:06:34
that's a lot of mud butt

By davec, on January 31, 2008 10:06:50
FUCK this stupid bitch. She brought this whole thing on herself. She could have avoided the papparazzis, but she sought them out; she's fucking a married one. She could have slept, but she was drinking red bull after red bull. She could have had good family relationships, but she turned on her family & friends & ostracized them. She could have had a normal life, even as a celebrity, but she instead chose to live her life in the public eye. Now that public eye has turned on her, and she's got to pay the price. The sooner she disappears, the better for everyone.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 10:08:12
I looked at the picture of that sign and all I saw was "Redneck Neuro-Whatzit HawSpitull". Would have been twice as funny if there was a double wide parked behind that sign.

By Vigilante, on January 31, 2008 10:09:55
Eh-be-de-be-de-be-de, that's all folks!

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 10:10:00
Britney probably crushes the Adderall and snorts it to get around the time release coating.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 10:10:12
The laxatives thing explains Adnan's chin.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 10:10:22
SHOCK AND AWE.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 10:11:26
Doesn't really seem noteworthy anymore, if no one is flashing their body parts. Did they stop at Rite-Aid, or the gas station on the way to the hospital?

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 10:12:11
Just the thought of Britney compulsively shitting 15 times a day is as disturbing as the time I accidentally watched 2 girls 1 cup.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 10:16:01
Won't somebody please think of the laxatives?

By Gonz, on January 31, 2008 10:23:17
Two words...Bipolar Disorder

By capadigutz, on January 31, 2008 10:23:45
Man I hopes she dies soon.

By Troy, on January 31, 2008 10:29:40
Gonzo's right. Those poor, poor laxatives.

And I've got two more words for you, capadigutz:

Put On.

As in faked, contrived, phony and feigned. The only mental disorder Britney Spears is suffering from is that she thinks too goddamned much of herself. There's a simple cure for that.

It involves a woodchipper.

By Vigilante, on January 31, 2008 10:31:21
The laxatives thing explains Adnan's chin.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 10:10:22
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^ Awwww that's funny. HAAAAA!

By Big L, on January 31, 2008 10:34:13
She's ripe for the leading role in a remake of The Exorcist.

Your mother wears combat boots! Rrrrrrreuuurrrrrrrr.

By Damien Thorn, on January 31, 2008 10:38:39
abusing laxatives? just like elvis! think of the comparisons!

1. overweight
2. washed up
3. found propped up on the pot, straining

oh god, i'm going to hell. that just set my karma back for at least ten years. seriously, i do hope she gets the help she needs. i cannot stand her but if she really is mentally ill, then good for the people trying to get her stabilized.

By galley, on January 31, 2008 10:40:30
and haw haw to the 'high anxiety' reference up there! good stuff, good stuff.

By galley, on January 31, 2008 10:42:11
Adderall and laxatives...that explains why she hasn't turned into a complete fatass.

Her anus must taste like Tylenol.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 10:42:34
DAMN IDIOTS why the fuck do the paps take pics of the ambulance is not like their flashes are going through the metal like x rays dumb bastards, lets see if the crazy bitch stays in the hospital these time ,and the mom and dad should keep that moron with the gay beard away from her he is just using her crazy ass ,,,take that bitch back to luisiana no more LA for her time for her to retired

By RETIRED BRIT, on January 31, 2008 10:51:34
Why, Britney?! Why have you been doing this to me??!!!

By Britney's Toilet, on January 31, 2008 11:04:40
She'll be out before the weekend.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 11:06:31
And those dozen cops had absolutely nothing better to do in LA last night, for fuck's sake.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 11:30:38
Is it just me, or is there a guy dressed up like a pimp in the second video at 0:26?

By Guy who noticed man w/ big coat and pink feather on hat, on January 31, 2008 11:36:15
"cigarette dipped in cake . . . ." That's the best line of the year.

I keep coming back to the same question: why is this news? (And yes, I realize the irony of that question when I'm here reading about it.)

Have a good day.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 11:37:47
No wonder she's always in a rush to use a drugstore or gas station toilet. Didn't some retail salesgirl claim that she smelled like shit? This also explains the shitstains reported on her couch and carpet- it wasn't the dog.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 11:53:27
Checkmate Chris Crocker..., Checkmate.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 12:05:01
She do something about her speech impediment

and QUIT BEING A SLUT!!!!!

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 12:07:16
Oh well. Now that Brit Brit is locked up for 14 days, I guess it's back to Brad and Angelina Breaking up News.

By Maddox, on January 31, 2008 12:15:10
Some people have real problems. Fuck her.

By Adom, on January 31, 2008 12:43:05
There are reports that she did it voluntarily. I don't buy this, but you guys got something on it?

In a related note, damn it, I expected she would off herself without doctors and ambulances involved. Now the chances dimmed.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 12:47:51
No one gives a crap about brad and angelina.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 13:23:13
Wel whuddaya know! Us rednicks got are own newro- pusickiatrik hospittel. Whee doggies!

By jbonz, on January 31, 2008 14:23:16
The kids are with K-Fed. He has total custody and she does not even have visitation. He does not even need a lawyer or even need to try at this point to get all of the money and the kids. All he has to say is "Look! See!" This crazy girl is really making it easy for Kevin to get the kids 100% total custody for life and all of the money.
It would be funny or no big deal if she did not have two little messed up and mixed up kids. Let her off herself. Eventually, with any luck for the rest of us, she'll off herself and take that dirt nap.

By Tell it like it is, on January 31, 2008 16:27:12
Wait, what's a 5150? Isn't that like the only good Van Halen album with Sammy Hagar? Wait, what we're we talking about again? Oh that's right: Britney. Yeah, she's fucking nuts.

By TheBig28, on January 31, 2008 18:27:43
WTF all of a sudden Britney's family wants to show up and ride Osama for trying to "control" her? Jesus on iceskates, where WERE these people this whole fucken time? Oh yeah, good of you to roll up in your ESCALADE, Jamie, which I'm sure came out of YOUR POCKET, (AMIRITE?) when your daughter's crazies hit boiling point... and pick a FIGHT with the only motherfucker who's crazy/brave enough to withstand Britney's shitstorm 24/7 in an effort to get her helped!

I mean, the lot of them are a seething cesspool to me, but the useless, self-important family members have gotta be the lowest layer of shitsticks IMO.

By Roflcopter, on January 31, 2008 19:18:20
I totally noticed the guy dressed as a PIMP or like, giant leprechaun.

Check out the second video at :26. HILARIOUS. He's like, um um...I'm not here. Who is that guy?

Beside that, I hate Alli Sims. That dumb slut is LAUGHING and trying to cover her face to make it look like she's crying or something. When your cousin is having a complete mental breakdown you should NOT be laughing on the way to the hospital. Stupid, enabling, dumb, loser bitch.

By NotBlonde, on January 31, 2008 22:30:09
I do not think she is "crazy" nor do I think drugs are to blame.

For anyone who might know what I'm talking about... what I see in this situation is an Indigo who is receiving one hell of a "wake up" call. I know because I've been there, done that.

A brief addendum for anyone who does know what I'm talking about... who might be disgusted that anyone would even remotely consider the possibility that Britney Spears is Indigo... externalities are not the be-all, end-all.

With all the rampant speculations of substance abuse and mental illness being to blame... just thought I'd throw that out there.

<3

By zoe louise, on February 1, 2008 07:50:46
There's no such thing as "Indigo Children". Shut the hell up with that new age bullshit. GTFO

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 07:56:34
see Britney as more puce than indigo.

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 08:23:04
Sorry Zoe, not buying the Indgo thing. Good try though

By AlwaysHungry, on February 1, 2008 11:24:02
Her momma aged quit a bit. Must be from the stress caused by both of her daughters.

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 18:32:40
Lol this chick thought she was talking some elevated jive only a select few could understand...Indigo? ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

By voracious, on February 2, 2008 11:51:49
dear zoe louise: you are a retard. indigo children? my ass. go back to school, you fail.

By anonymous, on February 2, 2008 12:44:00