Britney Spears Might Be Pregnant

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  1. I smell murder-suicide...shame.

    By shakes_my_head, on January 16, 2008 09:53:44

  2. Hopefully he impregnated her with a suicide bomb, which will detonate while she's surrounded by a big crowd of paparazzi (that she called ahead of time).

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 09:57:53

  3. It's probably a publicity stunt - that's all she does anymore.

    By Judy, on January 16, 2008 09:59:08

  4. I really hope that that dirtbag paparazzo ends up being illegal or with Al Quaeda or something. The way he's taking advantage of her is absolutely disgusting and the karmic revenge he has coming can only end in a savage, prison-style ass raping.

    By Mother Theresa, on January 16, 2008 10:00:01

  5. 2 words...

    FEMALE STERILIZATION

    She is the perfect argument for it.

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 10:00:02

  6. That's what I was thinking 10:00:02

    Mother Theresa, Adnan is Brit's carmic retribution for all the shitty music she has put out.

    Anybody notice how low her nipples are pointing in pic 8? That's disgusting.

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 10:05:43

  7. why did I think she was already pregnant?

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 10:13:46

  8. I hope she is. She has to outshine her idiot sister.

    But she only started boinking him around xmas time, right? So she probably hasn't missed her first period yet.

    By Tazznum1, on January 16, 2008 10:15:57

  9. Larry Birkhead.
    Kevin Federline.
    Adnan Ghalib.

    The new way to get rich in America? Knock up some wealthy, crazy bimbo and take her kids away from her.
    Good luck, Britney!

    By jbonz, on January 16, 2008 10:16:29

  10. I heard that Ad-man is going to give the fetus a camera while it's still in the womb, to get some exclusive coming out pics he can sell for millions of dollars.

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 10:17:17

  11. oh god not again.

    one years time and she'll be in exactly the same situation, mental health issues, sexually transmitted disease issues and a custody battle.

    By NO MORE, on January 16, 2008 10:17:37

  12. They should have sewed that thing shut when she started flashing it at the paps! Something nasty is going on in there, that's for sure!

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 10:18:48

  13. We should just fill up her snatch with cement.

    By Jim, on January 16, 2008 10:20:14

  14. What's that sticking out of her pocket? Is she shoplifting another lighter?

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 10:20:46

  15. I bet he poked a hole in the condom. And he'll just keep doing it until there's a winner.

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 10:22:44

  16. Ha,ha! The store clerk said her private parts were on display right in front of her. Well, they've been on display in front of everyone else! Also, she couldn't understand Bratney, because she was speaking in that fake British accent again! TOO MUCH!

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 10:24:28

  17. Joe Rogan does a great bit about stupid people pumping out kids and out-populating the smart ones. Brit's just doing her part.

    By Rick Sparks, on January 16, 2008 10:25:09

  18. She's not preggo...she just desperately needs the attention on her and not on her younger sister!!

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 10:26:29

  19. "We should just fill up her snatch with cement."

    That's a pretty big job.

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 10:29:51

  20. Why hasn't this woman been committed yet?

    By janey, on January 16, 2008 10:32:54

  21. Sweet Jesus! Can the debacle that is Britney's life get ANY worse?

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 10:37:42

  22. Please impound her uterus already.

    By Katyusha, on January 16, 2008 10:43:45

  23. By what you say, Tazznum1, you are assuming that the baby is Adnan's and not some other random cock Britney's been riding. I am envisioning another of Montel Williams "Who's Your Baby Daddy" shows, with Britney as the featured slut and no DNA match.

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 10:47:33

  24. Now that's what I call a "Paps Smear"
    bahdumdum!

    By cocks rocker, on January 16, 2008 10:49:18

  25. ^ Heh heh, that's pure gold, cocks rocker!

    By Melpomene, on January 16, 2008 10:58:10

  26. lock. her. up. seriously, fucking los angeles is so afraid to do anything to anyone who has any money at all it's ridiculous. here's what britney spears needs: a stay in a hospital. under supervision. getting treatment. FOR A LONG TIME.

    By galley, on January 16, 2008 11:07:26

  27. What a dumb cunt.

    So, you're walking around like a lunatic with a fake British accent, swarmed by asshole paparazzi, pissed off at all the attention you get. You know that EVERY move will be scrutinized in detail. Yet you, YOURSELF go out and by a pregnancy test.

    Are we to believe you, in all your lunacy, don't have the werewithal to send one of your minions to discretely complete this task for you? Or that one of your minions didn't offer to complete this task on the sly? I call a steaming pile of BULLSHIT. She knows EXACTLY what she's doing, but since she's a complete fucking idiot, the imagined outcomes of her oh-so-deliberate actions don't jive with the cruel, harsh reality that is her life.

    By The Bullshit Breakdown, on January 16, 2008 11:12:47

  28. This is awesome. So what? About seven/eight months before we see her walking into a Starbucks in Malibu with a dead fetus dragging behind her still attached to her by an ambilical cord?

    By TheBig28, on January 16, 2008 11:17:50

  29. It looks like Adnan already has some sort of black fungus on his chin from going down on Brit.

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 11:22:48

  30. Ferrero Rocher candy is the shiz-nit i have to give her that....

    By MMB, on January 16, 2008 11:23:16

  31. Where is Jared Leto

    By Cookie, on January 16, 2008 11:27:54

  32. Adnan isn't going to think this was such a good idea when his dick falls off.

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 11:36:47

  33. So, she's fucking a towelhead now? Wow, she's really plummeting down the social ladder. Next stop: Mexicanville.

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 11:43:22

  34. They probably were buying Monistat instead of a pregnancy test.

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 11:52:23

  35. Does this cuntbag shop anywhere but Rite Aids and gas station convenience stores?

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 11:54:28

  36. The sooner britney drops dead the better off her kids and the rest of us will be, but then again her sister will replace her and be just as big a whore and retard.

    By THE PUNISHER, on January 16, 2008 12:02:10

  37. So, she's fucking a towelhead now? Wow, she's really plummeting down the social ladder. Next stop: Mexicanville.

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 11:43:22

    Oh yeah, like K-Fed was such a paragon of high society worthy of being on the Social Register. Fuck you! That redneck gutterwhore deserves the bottom of the barrel. And there she shall remain.

    By You Pissed Off the Wrong Mexican, on January 16, 2008 12:22:05

  38. By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 10:47:33



    Very true. I take back my statement about banging the illegallyhere marriedforcitizenship being the papa.

    By Tazznum1, on January 16, 2008 12:23:24

  39. PUBLICITY STUNT!!!!

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 12:31:49

  40. What's with the ring on her ring finger?

    By sak01, on January 16, 2008 12:40:28

  41. Interesting how HE is holding the pregnacy test box just beyond her shoulder, facing out, so it is clearly visible.
    It's almost like he wanted to make it easy for the photographer to capture a picture of the box or something...hmmm...
    And has anyone else noticed she is ALWAYS walking behind him, they never hold hands, but he leads her around by the wrist?
    Next thing you know, she'll be wearing a burkha.

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 13:08:44

  42. THEY BOTH NEED TO BE WEARING FLAME RETARDANT OR FIRE-PROOF UNDERWEAR.

    By LOVE BUTTON, on January 16, 2008 13:09:54

  43. Oh yeah, like K-Fed was such a paragon of high society worthy of being on the Social Register. Fuck you! That redneck gutterwhore deserves the bottom of the barrel. And there she shall remain.

    By You Pissed Off the Wrong Mexican, on January 16, 2008 12:22:05

    . . . with the Mexicans and the towelheads.

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 13:23:21

  44. Please Brit, we're begging you,
    KILL YOURSELF NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 15:01:47

  45. It's too bad that she has so much freaking money. If she were to go broke, then we'd really she some shit. Could you imagine? She'd have her own Tijuana Donkey Show in Vegas. It would be hilarious!

    By slapstick macadoo, on January 16, 2008 15:14:03

  46. This is just to keep her in the headlines, she and that guy probably have an arrangement to do shocking things on film (buying a pregnancy test! gasp!) and sit back and collect the cash. Maybe she isnt a stupid bitch after all- she is making money in ways other than singing. Hmmm.

    By Shellshocked, on January 16, 2008 15:19:04

  47. cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt !!!

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 16:01:47

  48. What magazine is the blurb from? I like how suddenly the vampire press is all sentimental about motherhood... It's always "precious sons."

    Seriously, I've seen that exact same phrase all over regarding Britney's brats. People are starting to repeat "precious sons" in the same annoying way that they were trained to repeat "terror" for "terrorism" back in 2001/2002.

    In both cases you're going after the wrong bad guys. Don't attack the puppets, attack the puppetmasters. Look who is behind her career and behind making her such a negative role model. Britney has always been a brainwashed slave for money interests and so are all of you, so have some sympathy, please.

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 16:09:44

  49. Dating a paparrazzo...

    Hmmm... isn't that like dating the help?

    By JA Whitney, on January 16, 2008 16:35:08

  50. Please .. please .. please get an abortion. You know, anything this chick does to herself is hilarious, I have no pity for her, but I do have a lot of pity for the children that have been sooo fucked over.

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 16:35:47

  51. Addicted to semen, just like the flaming bottom-boys who worship her shitty toy music. Good Lord do I despise her.

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 17:02:46

  52. Damn what an annoying cunt. And don't get me started with Britney.

    By Jamie Lynn Spears, on January 16, 2008 18:14:11

  53. She is a dumb, useless cunt.

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 19:08:24

  54. Pregnant again? Hasn't she learned anything with everything that's been going on (related to her two children) in her life? My friends used to call her Trailer White Trash and I would say: "She's young, she's still learning about life". Well I have to say it now; she TRULY IS Trailer White Trash!!

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 20:25:04

  55. Britney,you are as useless as tits on a bull.May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.And your snatch.Please 69 yourself.

    By Mr. Mike Hunt, on January 16, 2008 20:47:56

  56. She is honestly giving mental illness a bad name. I am not saying that lightly. She has access to help.

    By Victoria, on January 16, 2008 21:01:41

  57. She's beyond repair. I hope her family's successful in getting her committed. She needs some help.

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 23:13:01

  58. O.k., a little off topic here, but has anyone seen the TMZ video of her and Adnan in a deli a few days ago? Watch for the little girl that looks up, realizes it's Britney, and her mom snatches her away when SHE realizes it's Britney. Funny shit.

    I'm with everyone else here~~STERILIZATION.

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 07:23:29

  59. "cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt !!!"

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 16:01:47

    Settle down Frank.

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 09:17:04

  60. Whenever i look at her i just want to rip out her hair. I can only imagine what it's had to endure... dragged through a hedge backwards(actually that probably happened)?, Clumps of dried cum? Burger grease? Her drug stash? Is that where her little dogs went to commit suicide? Her hairdresser must hate her.

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 12:24:59

  61. Can't stand this attention seeking, tired,fugly selfish, worthless dead beat bitch! Why don't she go away, her heyday is long over. She will never be so called pop queen ever again, it's sad her family never told her she wouldn't be on top forever.

    By anonymous, on January 18, 2008 18:57:09

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