29 Comments:

• Obviously he forgot to zip up after a stop at the urinal on the way to the stage.

  By anonymous, on January 18, 2008 14:55:19

• clearly the tape holding down his gear came loose and his manhood burst a button.

  By idhitit, on January 18, 2008 14:58:18

• Fugly, oh I'm sorry, I meant Fergie needs to XYZ.

  By Trax, on January 18, 2008 15:02:04

• Remember when she pissed herself on stage? That was funny.

  By anonymous, on January 18, 2008 15:09:05

• She should perform in a skirt with no underwear. It really solves all her problems: it'll convince everyone she's a girl, no annoying zippers, peeing on herself will be less obvious, it will distract from her face.

  By TheBig28, on January 18, 2008 15:18:31

• XYZ PDQ

  By anonymous, on January 18, 2008 16:38:13

• I don't understand why everyone thinks she's ugly. I think she's hot and i'm a girl who would hit it. Anyway, so what she forgot to zip her pants. I've done it.

  By anonymous, on January 18, 2008 17:25:20

• HE/SHE likes to let her COCK breath after peeing

  By anonymous, on January 18, 2008 18:05:16

• Today while I was at work I heard "Fergaliscious" (or however it's spelled) come upon the radio. I felt actual, ACTUAL anger. Was this bitch smoking crack in the mirror when she was writing how "men line up down the block just to see what I got"? WTF, really, she looks like my mum, lady if you need the confidence boost or something do it the traditional way; with three glasses of scotch, instead of prancing around on stage with a piss stain on the seat of your pants talkin bout making the guys go "loco".
  
  The nerve of some people.

  By Roflcopter, on January 18, 2008 21:03:32

• Our Holy Savior Orpah dedicated an entire hour to women's asses and the pants/jeans which cover them in a groundbreaking event that has changed the plight of women and equality for women more than the 19th amendment itself.
  
  When Orpah speaks for an hour on a topic, we mere asswipes must listen, worship and obey and go into credit card debt to buy the rags she demands we buy.
  
  According to the Savior of all Women and men and the country, and $cientologist sympathizer, if yo ho pants doughn cuva yo fat ass, then yo damn ho pants too tight (insert unpolitically correct word only certain peepo allow to say only to each ottha).
  
  In other words, her pants are too damn tight!
  
  Fergs has a wee wee leak problem, and the underpad she wears to protect against leakage must not have made dress rehearsal..that's my best guess about what was goin' on here. Pee pee pad plus lady bloat equals pantsplittage.
  
  Does anyone think the diamond at 4.5 carats is a little chintzy for a woman who is a Dutchess? Dang.

  By anonymous, on January 18, 2008 21:17:08

• her no hav bushie hair. wher it go?

  By Dumb Bob, on January 19, 2008 00:50:02

• I think she left her zipper open so she could actually take her pants off this time in a hurry in case her bladder let loose on stage again. Maybe someone just needs to stop hitting the booze before they go onstage.. Oh what Josh Duhamel has to look forward to with his new bride is a mystery to me.

  By anonymous, on January 19, 2008 01:23:33

• Love the title.

  By anonymous, on January 19, 2008 01:32:27

• Big deal. Haven't you ever forgotten to zip your fly in front of thousands of people all staring directly at you?

  By anonymous, on January 19, 2008 06:06:26

• Ferg just got her dick sucked.

  By Heywood Jablomey, on January 19, 2008 06:09:05

• I don't know I just don't see what the big deal is

  By alwayshungry, on January 19, 2008 06:41:36

• I really need to get front row seats to one of her shows. You see, I have a piss fetish and now I know that Fergie does too. She is preparing for day when she drops her pants and urinates all over the first row. When that day arrives, I will be there, drenched in her golden ambrosia, discreetly cumming in my pants.

  By anonymous, on January 19, 2008 09:59:15

• alwayshungry how much have you eaten today?

  By anonymous, on January 19, 2008 12:55:00

• U know she may not be the prettiest thing, but she does have a cute little body.

  By Fergie's Mom, on January 19, 2008 19:18:32

• i'd let her give me a golden shower

  By jmh, on January 19, 2008 22:14:17

• I don't get all the bashing. She's smokin hot!!

  By anonymous, on January 20, 2008 07:25:52

• Those two dudes thought they saw her dick. Forgot to put a mirror in the dressing room did they ?

  By anonymous, on January 20, 2008 07:49:47

• Wouldn't it be cool if she had a big huge bush just hanging out of those pants!!

  By lkl, on January 20, 2008 08:52:04

• So Freddie Prinze Jr is now a backup dancer?

  By anonymous, on January 20, 2008 10:19:02

• Wouldn't it be cool if she had a big huge bush just hanging out of those pants!!
  
  but wher did bushie hair go?

  By Dumb Bob, on January 20, 2008 16:08:14

• Wow! How nice of her dancers to let her know that her fly is open.

  By Nadja , on January 21, 2008 06:19:18

• "Can't help it, the girl can't help it."

  By poops, on January 21, 2008 07:57:43

• really need to get front row seats to one of her shows. You see, I have a piss fetish and now I know that Fergie does too. She is preparing for day when she drops her pants and urinates all over the first row. When that day arrives, I will be there, drenched in her golden ambrosia, discreetly cumming in my pants.
  
  By anonymous, on January 19, 2008 09:59:15
  
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  ha ha ha ha ha ha that was nice very cool comment

  By anonymous, on January 21, 2008 09:09:18

• not sure where all this anger comes from but fergie is hott as hell. and the tighter the better on the pants. are u guys GAY? go get a lfe all of u who hate fergie, hell i bet beyonce's ass is too big too huh...

  By anonymous, on January 23, 2008 05:03:25