It's funny how pompous these celebrities are, talking about how much they hate America, and how screwed up America is, yet when they get sick, do they go to a hospital in France, or to a witch doctor in Africa? Um, no, they go to a hospital in America, where they are treated by AMERICAN doctors who went to AMERICAN medical schools, and are licensed to practice medicine in AMERICA.
I hate this bitch with the white hot passion of a thousand suns. Stay in Europe, stupid cunt. Her movies suck too. That being said, I like looking at those little titties. Yummy.
Wow, you people are bitter. I'm trying to figure out if it's because you're all jealouse that you're not a celebrity or if it's just that none of you have gotten laid in the last century because you sit on line all day making pathetic comments about people who will never read them. Then again, that's probably why you're making the comments in the first place. How sad and pathetic!
It was when she insisted on pronouncing Anthony Hopkins' name "Antony"--no h--at an awards ceremony (she did this repeatedly; not a flub a la Princess Diana's nervous wedding vow flub) where she was inexplicably in charge of presenting AnTHOny Hopkins with some sort of statue or prize or what-have-you. From that point on, she was globally deemed an insufferable twat. Must have been the Madge Effect or something. Maybe that's what caused Britney Spears to adopt that British accent for the duration of her recent hospital jaunt: After a visit with Madge, Gwyneth hopped into the Wayback Machine, deposited Fake British Accent Cooties into the National Blood Supply at her local hospital of choice, then came back to Regular Time for her current malady. Meanwhile Britney gained access to said Cooties while nobody was looking. She's crafty that way. It all makes perfect sense. I am so smart. When I win the Nobel Prize for this theory, I can only hope Gwynet Palthrow will be at te podium to prethent me wt my award. th.
sam - the thing is, hating the politics, yeah whatever ok. that's dissent. she really seems to dislike america and americans. not the politics, the people and culture. she likes to go on and on about how x y and z is more cultured and more sophisticated than america, and how she feels more at home in x y and z (usually britain, cause of the hubby) than in america. which is fine, but like... shut up about it. nobody cares what she thinks. she only eats tan food, clearly there's something wrong with her. it's more the insufferable pretensions than the america bashing; she just seems like an asshole. hope she feels better though.
She DID say Americans are uncivilized in an interview several years ago, whoever said in the above comments that she didn't is a FUcktard. Gwynteth is a pretentious snob. COnsidering how excited and smiley she was in her 1st ascent to fame, smiling for the camera when she was bff's w/ Winona Ryder, she's come a long way in her jaded hatred of the common peoplpe who made her famous. She is SO over and was never that attractive to start with.
I doubt very much that she called Americans uncivilised but if she did, show me the proof and I will agree that she is completely out of order. She's American right?? From what I understand she criticised post 9/11 American hysteria and xenophobia which, sorry to break it to you, is something that happens regularly outside America. And England is not full of 'cultured' people by any means which she no doubt has discovered for herself so I also doubt she compared the two countries in that respect.
Sam- get a grip. This isn't a court of law. No one has to prove jack shit to you. Everyone has read, seen and heard her say these things at one time or another. If that's not good enough for you then go ahead and think she isn't the insufferable spoiled little Hollywood brat that she is. Just don't tell anyone out loud how you feel.
It was when she insisted on pronouncing Anthony Hopkins' name "Antony"--no h--at an awards ceremony...
The idea behind this is if you have a slight affectation in your speech (like a lisp, a word you repeatedly mispronounce, or a bit of an accent), people evidently pay more attention to what you say, if only because it annoys the shit out of them.
Listen to a recent interview with Drew Barrymore - someone must have told her about this not too long ago. She's using this "proper thespian" enunciation that's almost-but-not-quite an English accent.
It was an interview in either Harper's Bazaar or Allure magazine around '98. I subscribed to both mags at the time so I'm certain it was one of those. Shae said that people in Europe are more civilized. Doesn't make sense to me but she damn sure said it. Fucktard.
Drew Barrymore is a fucktard! Let's all attack Drew Barrymore now. Come on, admit it: you all agree that she sucks ass! I'll get the pitchforks. Angry Bob, you distribute the giant foam rubber hands that say Drew Barrymore blows or whatever. Anonymous, you're in charge of puppets. Chop, chop, people!
"She DID say Americans are uncivilized in an interview several years ago,"
That's right we are, so the rest of the world can get out of our way before we cut off their balls and shove them down their own throats! I'm tired of anyone bad-mouthing the grand ole US of A!! Yeee-hah!
Drew Barrymore has always had a lisp ever since she was Gertie in ET. She doesn't bug me so much, so I won't call her a Fucktard. Gwyneth is the numero uno Fucktard.
Me thinks hollyweirds do grace our humble annuls with their royal presences.
BradPity wanted to marry this horrid woman.
Dirty Sanchezing is getting a bit old; can we think of a more intense beauty treatment for our pet, Gwenny?
Worry not, little sparrows, her spawn will repay their mamma in spades for giving them such horrific call names.
Oh, and, perhaps the hospital was due to some kind of overdose of..laxatives?
Remember one more thing: we must all wrench our necks back as far as we can whilst blogging this thread so that our olfactory organ is heavenward like our beloved and stricken Gwenny the American, and lest we think ourselves equal mortals, we must bear in mind that no matter how stuck up our noses are, we will never, ever be equal beings to the eternal blond herself.
Pray tell, I am NOT the "sam" who was off on a self-righteous squall in this thread. Party pooper. Pooper.
I am pompous, overly verbose, and use any moniker available, but in this comment run, 'tis not ME fouling our gripes and excellent good humor and outright insightful and intelligent and often very amusing comments. Boo, hiss whatever "Sam" you are. If you are an interloper, you'll need to be MUCH more CLEVER to hang with us.
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Leave Your CommentIt's funny how pompous these celebrities are, talking about how much they hate America, and how screwed up America is, yet when they get sick, do they go to a hospital in France, or to a witch doctor in Africa? Um, no, they go to a hospital in America, where they are treated by AMERICAN doctors who went to AMERICAN medical schools, and are licensed to practice medicine in AMERICA.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 13:16:08
This chick should take a cue from Grace Kelly and drive off a fucking cliff.
By Thebig28, on January 16, 2008 13:28:43
Sorry, but they are being tight lipped for the reason. So IMO she's not fine.
By Tazznum1, on January 16, 2008 13:32:39
Well, it finally happened. Her husband, the queer from Coldplay, finally gave her AIDS.
By J-Bird, on January 16, 2008 13:53:03
Hopefully those stupid American doctors managed to inject her with Hep C or HIV.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 14:27:29
I think she just wanted "Captain Jack Sparrow" to come read her some stories...
By Holden Magroin, on January 16, 2008 14:35:55
your killin me dude.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 14:36:37
I'm glad I'm not alone in my distaste for this wretched, put upon, talentless hack.
By i hope she dies, on January 16, 2008 14:47:18
isn't that royal tenenbaums? just sayin.
By meh to gwyneth, on January 16, 2008 15:03:34
You obviously haven't seen The Royal Tenenbaums.
It's Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle. It says it on the first picture.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 15:08:28
im thinking miscarriage
however... you should see the video of her husband kicking the photographers ass when hes taking pics of her leaving the hospital
By virgo, on January 16, 2008 15:39:11
I hate this bitch with the white hot passion of a thousand suns. Stay in Europe, stupid cunt. Her movies suck too. That being said, I like looking at those little titties. Yummy.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 15:51:13
Ha ha ha, J-bird!
By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 16:27:51
yep, sounds like a miscarriage
By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 16:46:34
Go back to London, hippy!
By Grace Kelly, on January 16, 2008 18:09:45
She needs to keep her ass in Europe and get care there since she hates America so much. Call me, I'll pull the plug!!
By twodog, on January 16, 2008 18:31:04
she's a bitch
so what
i'd still dirty sanchez her
By jmh, on January 16, 2008 18:35:19
She is a mega-bitch, but Royal Tennebaums is a great fucking film - rent it!
By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 19:14:31
She's a snotty ungrateful bitch but she doesn't deserve a miscarriage. I feel bad for her if that's what happened ...
By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 19:48:04
Poor thing, I wonder if she had a miscarriage or ectopic pregnancy. That kind of suffering is a shame.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 19:54:41
Definitely could be a miscarriage.
(We're talking about her career, right?)
By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 20:09:23
That would be nice if anyone gave a shit.
By cracckers, on January 16, 2008 20:30:19
Damn,that bitch sucks!Not even deservimg of a good 'ole American teabaggin'.
By crackers, on January 16, 2008 20:35:54
Haha all that organic tofu vegan crap not working for you? Stupid cunt. Europe doesn't want you
By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 21:15:46
Wow, you people are bitter. I'm trying to figure out if it's because you're all jealouse that you're not a celebrity or if it's just that none of you have gotten laid in the last century because you sit on line all day making pathetic comments about people who will never read them. Then again, that's probably why you're making the comments in the first place. How sad and pathetic!
By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 21:43:30
21:43:30 you sound like a celebrity ass kisser.
By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 08:10:57
Fuck doctors. Their answer for everything is "Here, take some pills."
Whoa, Tom really does get around! Now he's posting on IDLYITW.
By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 08:26:24
Wait, she's still a news-worthy celebrity? when did that happen?
By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 08:36:31
It was when she insisted on pronouncing Anthony Hopkins' name "Antony"--no h--at an awards ceremony (she did this repeatedly; not a flub a la Princess Diana's nervous wedding vow flub) where she was inexplicably in charge of presenting AnTHOny Hopkins with some sort of statue or prize or what-have-you. From that point on, she was globally deemed an insufferable twat. Must have been the Madge Effect or something. Maybe that's what caused Britney Spears to adopt that British accent for the duration of her recent hospital jaunt: After a visit with Madge, Gwyneth hopped into the Wayback Machine, deposited Fake British Accent Cooties into the National Blood Supply at her local hospital of choice, then came back to Regular Time for her current malady. Meanwhile Britney gained access to said Cooties while nobody was looking. She's crafty that way. It all makes perfect sense. I am so smart. When I win the Nobel Prize for this theory, I can only hope Gwynet Palthrow will be at te podium to prethent me wt my award. th.
By Future Nobel Prize Winner, on January 17, 2008 08:47:11
sam - the thing is, hating the politics, yeah whatever ok. that's dissent. she really seems to dislike america and americans. not the politics, the people and culture. she likes to go on and on about how x y and z is more cultured and more sophisticated than america, and how she feels more at home in x y and z (usually britain, cause of the hubby) than in america. which is fine, but like... shut up about it. nobody cares what she thinks. she only eats tan food, clearly there's something wrong with her. it's more the insufferable pretensions than the america bashing; she just seems like an asshole. hope she feels better though.
By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 09:30:53
She DID say Americans are uncivilized in an interview several years ago, whoever said in the above comments that she didn't is a FUcktard. Gwynteth is a pretentious snob. COnsidering how excited and smiley she was in her 1st ascent to fame, smiling for the camera when she was bff's w/ Winona Ryder, she's come a long way in her jaded hatred of the common peoplpe who made her famous. She is SO over and was never that attractive to start with.
By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 09:32:28
What's a fucktard? Is it something you made up?
By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 10:45:26
"What's a fucktard? Is it something you made up?"
By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 10:45:26
A fucktard is someone who doesn't know what a fucktard is.
By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 11:38:44
I doubt very much that she called Americans uncivilised but if she did, show me the proof and I will agree that she is completely out of order. She's American right?? From what I understand she criticised post 9/11 American hysteria and xenophobia which, sorry to break it to you, is something that happens regularly outside America. And England is not full of 'cultured' people by any means which she no doubt has discovered for herself so I also doubt she compared the two countries in that respect.
By Sam, on January 17, 2008 13:00:36
My cats breath smells like fish.
By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 13:13:54
Sam- get a grip. This isn't a court of law. No one has to prove jack shit to you. Everyone has read, seen and heard her say these things at one time or another. If that's not good enough for you then go ahead and think she isn't the insufferable spoiled little Hollywood brat that she is. Just don't tell anyone out loud how you feel.
By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 15:41:01
My cats breath smells like fish.
Your wife has some sick sexual habits.
It was when she insisted on pronouncing Anthony Hopkins' name "Antony"--no h--at an awards ceremony...
The idea behind this is if you have a slight affectation in your speech (like a lisp, a word you repeatedly mispronounce, or a bit of an accent), people evidently pay more attention to what you say, if only because it annoys the shit out of them.
Listen to a recent interview with Drew Barrymore - someone must have told her about this not too long ago. She's using this "proper thespian" enunciation that's almost-but-not-quite an English accent.
Of course, it's pretty easy to take it too far...
By Angry Bob, on January 17, 2008 17:00:19
It was an interview in either Harper's Bazaar or Allure magazine around '98. I subscribed to both mags at the time so I'm certain it was one of those. Shae said that people in Europe are more civilized. Doesn't make sense to me but she damn sure said it. Fucktard.
By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 17:43:32
Fuck this bitch. And fuck Cold Gay. I mean Cold Play.
By Steve, on January 17, 2008 18:17:30
Drew Barrymore is a fucktard! Let's all attack Drew Barrymore now. Come on, admit it: you all agree that she sucks ass! I'll get the pitchforks. Angry Bob, you distribute the giant foam rubber hands that say Drew Barrymore blows or whatever. Anonymous, you're in charge of puppets. Chop, chop, people!
By Future Nobel Prize Winner/Activist, on January 17, 2008 18:43:12
I like Drew Barrymore.
Just not so big on people when they overdo it with obvious affectations.
Oh, I hate the fucktards, too.
And the Jews.
By Angry Bob, on January 17, 2008 19:18:38
"She DID say Americans are uncivilized in an interview several years ago,"
That's right we are, so the rest of the world can get out of our way before we cut off their balls and shove them down their own throats! I'm tired of anyone bad-mouthing the grand ole US of A!! Yeee-hah!
By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 20:03:56
...and if it do you ego good, i dumb me down some.
Me go hate jewes now.
By Dumb Bob, on January 17, 2008 20:07:16
Drew Barrymore has always had a lisp ever since she was Gertie in ET. She doesn't bug me so much, so I won't call her a Fucktard. Gwyneth is the numero uno Fucktard.
By anonymous, on January 18, 2008 11:44:58
Me thinks hollyweirds do grace our humble annuls with their royal presences.
BradPity wanted to marry this horrid woman.
Dirty Sanchezing is getting a bit old; can we think of a more intense beauty treatment for our pet, Gwenny?
Worry not, little sparrows, her spawn will repay their mamma in spades for giving them such horrific call names.
Oh, and, perhaps the hospital was due to some kind of overdose of..laxatives?
Remember one more thing: we must all wrench our necks back as far as we can whilst blogging this thread so that our olfactory organ is heavenward like our beloved and stricken Gwenny the American, and lest we think ourselves equal mortals, we must bear in mind that no matter how stuck up our noses are, we will never, ever be equal beings to the eternal blond herself.
By sf, on January 18, 2008 20:58:20
Oh,ack, just barfed up a hairball.
Pray tell, I am NOT the "sam" who was off on a self-righteous squall in this thread. Party pooper. Pooper.
I am pompous, overly verbose, and use any moniker available, but in this comment run, 'tis not ME fouling our gripes and excellent good humor and outright insightful and intelligent and often very amusing comments. Boo, hiss whatever "Sam" you are. If you are an interloper, you'll need to be MUCH more CLEVER to hang with us.
Paltrow getting a good asswhacking; LONG overdue!
By anonymous, on January 18, 2008 21:06:26
Die Gwyneth Die.
Which is German for "The Gwyneth The."
By Steve, on January 18, 2008 22:54:11
hahaha him say asswackng
By Dumb Bob, on January 19, 2008 00:22:13
Is that a huge pimple on her forehead or just a birth mark?
By anonymous, on January 19, 2008 00:54:35
Fucktard is a fine word. I use it all the time and am delighted to see others using it too.
And being fucktarded is just what some of these celebs are.
By Chaz, on January 19, 2008 14:59:41
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