Jayne Mansfield is Not Heath Ledger

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  1. Wow. She is, um...nasty. NO rack, ugly ass Anna Nicle clown face and...just...wow. Super
    s-l-o-w news day, I guess.

    By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 13:47:14

  2. "no rack"? She was a 42 DD natural breast size at the time of her death. wtf. Stupid troll.

    By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 13:49:38

  3. The thing people don't remember about Jayne is that she had a horrible temper. She could really lose her head at times.

    By Jim, on January 25, 2008 13:53:35

  4. lol Jim but Jayne wasn't decapitated. Her car was crushed under the tail end of a semi truck and her body was mangled, but her head was still attached to her hot bod. The hair they found was her wig.

    By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 13:56:25

  5. I am totally gonna photoshop Scarlett Johanssen's head onto those.

    By Rick Sparks, on January 25, 2008 14:59:13

  6. I like Jayne. No plastic.

    By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 15:21:01

  7. I see a lot of Mariksa Hartigay in pic three. But I find Mariska to be more beautiful than her mother was in her prime years.

    By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 15:26:50

  8. My mom was a pen-pal with Jayne's babysitter. Really weird!

    By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 15:34:01

  9. Phroar!

    By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 15:59:10

  10. hot and NOT a size 2! proof that a woman doesn't have to be skin and bonez to be sexy

    By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 16:11:57

  11. It's funny. While her rack was no doubt big, it's nothing compared to some of the silicone-injected monstrosities we see today; Pam Anderson is a good example.

    Ahhhh, the world has come so so far since those days, eh?

    By Johnny Weissmuller, on January 25, 2008 16:12:44

  12. Hey 13:37:14 - you are a moronic idiot! Ann Nicole clown face?? - where do you think ANS got the look??

    By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 16:23:34

  13. Jayne was truly hot piece of ass in those days. Can you imagine what that dark bush would look like, thank God they didn't shave in those days!!

    By lkl, on January 25, 2008 16:25:39

  14. Big tits without silicone and full lips without injections. Imagine that.

    By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 16:55:17

  15. That's why cosmetic surgery is so stupid. No amount of money can buy you lips and tits as nice as those.

    By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 16:57:12

  16. Nice example of the true hourglass shape, I'm a chick and I still think she is fucking hot!!!

    By Angel A, on January 25, 2008 17:17:47

  17. lkl, nice to know some men still love dark hairy bush.

    By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 17:34:41

  18. Mariska is more manly than her father Mickey. Ugh.

    By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 18:16:03

  19. omg. I had no idea Mariska was her daughter. That is crazy! It's weird to look at them both and see how tastes and styles change over just a few decades.

    By oakling, on January 25, 2008 19:40:48

  20. The thing people don't remember about Jayne is that she had a horrible temper. She could really lose her head at times.

    By Jim, on January 25, 2008 13:53:35


    I SEE what you did there!

    http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/jayne.asp

    Still hot in those pics.

    By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 23:36:17

  21. Please find some new jokes that don't belittle women please. It's getting REALLY OLD.

    By anonymous, on January 26, 2008 02:29:35

  22. She also had a 21 inch waist and a genius iq .She was a member of Mensa

    By anonymous, on January 26, 2008 03:02:55

  23. She looks a lot like Marilyn Monroe in some of those pics...

    By anonymous, on January 26, 2008 05:44:52

  24. I think she is hot. No doubt. But most of the posts on here bash naturally curvy women as cows. Why does Jane get a pass?

    By anonymous, on January 26, 2008 07:48:37

  25. 2:29:35
    Agreed. Misogyny is prevalent here and but it is also on display everywhere. I don't know where I can rest my eyes anymore without encountering a reference to how women are supposed to be sexually available, sexually attractive and without those 'attributes' are otherwise useless, devoid of feelings, rights, desires and intellect. It is beyond old.

    By anonymous, on January 26, 2008 09:22:07

  26. nice body shape but thats not what I could call a "huge' rack

    By anonymous, on January 26, 2008 10:34:16

  27. god how i love this blog.

    By italiano guy, on January 26, 2008 12:27:05

  28. It's a huge natural rack. Huge fake breasts stick straight out and look bigger than natural ones that have a bit of sag to them. I think she looked gorgeous.

    And she looks a lot like Marilyn Monroe because they were friends and basically were trying to occupy the same space in movies as the hot blonde.

    By Alicia, on January 26, 2008 12:52:30

  29. women are supposed to be sexually available, sexually attractive and without those 'attributes' are otherwise useless

    Sums it up pretty well to me.

    By a member of the he-man woman haters club, on January 26, 2008 14:47:51

  30. shes fat

    By anonymous, on January 26, 2008 18:00:42

  31. There, ladies and gents, is what a REAL woman looks like.

    By anonymous, on January 26, 2008 21:33:33

  32. Ya know, looking at her, it looks like her ribcage sticks out quite a ways, which may make her average to large boobs look even bigger. She really doesn't have a "huge" rack. Large, yes, but not huge.

    By Al, on January 27, 2008 01:20:17

  33. Probably the last truly hot woman to ever live. All natural and not made of plastic. Yep, they used to be made that way.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2008 08:08:07

  34. I'm a size 10, and my body looks very much like hers, especially my breasts. In the real world, no one would call me fat. By Hollywood's standards, I'd be huge. I'd never want to be a size zero with no tits and no ass like Nicole Richie. I wish there were more women that look like this in Hollywood.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2008 08:44:14

  35. She looks alot like Jane Russel in the feature pic.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2008 09:45:52

  36. what the fuck

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2008 10:08:40

  37. The problem you have in Hollywood is gay men are telling women how to look. Real men don't think like that. We like women with meat on their bones, real tits, and don't shave your freaking pussies. No one wants to see a 9 year olds body.

    By lkl, on January 27, 2008 11:05:17

  38. I can't believe noone has mentioned that she was romanitically involved w/ Anton Lavey, teh leader of the Satanic church. That's when she got killed in that car accident. Freaky...she was an original Hollywood bad girl.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2008 16:22:27

  39. Jayne Mansfield was oh-so-creamy. but There are hardly any biographies of her!! Racks and racks (pun intended) of Monroe at the bookstore but almost none of Jayne!

    By Erect, on January 27, 2008 23:59:26

  40. don't shave your freaking pussies. No one wants to see a 9 year olds body.

    I shave my head. Do I look 9? I didn't think so. Now stop projecting your inner pedophile fantasies on every woman who keeps it tidy down there.

    By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 05:40:28

  41. Well said, 05:40.

    By Vigilante, on January 28, 2008 08:27:23

  42. So I guess that solves the mystery of Vigilante's landscaping preferences.

    By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 10:08:46

  43. Aww, honey...that mystery was solved a long time ago!

    Several times over, I think.

    Go Brazil.

    By Vigilante, on January 28, 2008 10:58:34

  44. I'm a size 10, and my body looks very much like hers, especially my breasts. In the real world, no one would call me fat. By Hollywood's standards, I'd be huge. I'd never want to be a size zero with no tits and no ass like Nicole Richie. I wish there were more women that look like this in Hollywood."

    That's such a novel comment! I've never heard anything like it before. Thanks for sharing! I love support groups. When does the next meeting start?

    By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 11:31:09

  45. "In the real world, no one would call me fat"

    Not to your face, but your friends are doing it behind your back.

    By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 12:04:44

  46. I think she is hot. No doubt. But most of the posts on here bash naturally curvy women as cows. Why does Jane get a pass?

    By anonymous, on January 26, 2008 07:48:37


    i was thinking that myself. what IS the difference?

    By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 13:38:20

  47. 42DD? Where???

    Marilyn will always own her. Hell Marilyn's sixth toe owned her. ;)

    By Tazznum1, on January 28, 2008 13:41:51

  48. The only thing I don't get is her sucking in her stomach so severely. Looks awkward.

    By Big Twinkie, on January 28, 2008 19:13:13

  49. She is absolutely not a 42 DD - the 42 refers to the circumferance of the ribcage. A 42" ribcage means you're either pretty overweight or naturally built like a linebacker. If she had a 21 inch waist - that would mean a 21 inch difference between her waist and ribcage. I'd say she's a DD, but probably 32 or 34DD. People don't understand that by jacking up the first number to sound like its an impressively large rack, you're really implying the person is a giant.

    By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 10:58:11

  50. As actress Jayne Mansfield touted her impressive 42 DD figure well into the 1960s, bra manufacturers began focusing their undivided attention of enhancing the bust. Wonderbra, a major padded bra manufacturer, even incorporated underwire support aqnd padding in their swimsuit designs to ensure a full, voluptuous figure for all. The bra also turned up in a variety of other forms. A brief bra and slip, know as the costume slip, which had been created by Maidenform in 1932, made fashion history in the late 1960s.

    http://www.justunderthings.com/blog/archive/2006/01/06/

    The industry has changed the way they size clothes since the 60s. She was small and busty, but a 42DD didn't make people sound like they were big like a "linebacker" back then. All of you need to grow up. She had a gorgeous body. Just because all the gay men who run the fashion industry now tell you that flat chested skeletal women are "hot" doesn't mean everyone believes them. Straight men don't.

    By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 11:03:48

  51. She obviously has a large ribcage which would explain why her whole chest looks big, and that's fine because it enhanced her hourglass figure which is the sexiest figure ever on a woman.

    By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 11:09:16

  52. She looks like a natural, gorgeous woman with a real body, small rib cage, and fairly large real breasts...all you guys who say she's fat and ugly probably do it with anatomically correct rubber dolls.

    By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 11:49:09

  53. she's so fat! or, at least, by today's disgusting standards, where even when calling nicole richie anorexic we idolize her, she would be fat. she and britney are probably both the same size...

    oh, and she doesn't have a gigantic rib cage, people...she has a SOFT belly (because women naturally have soft bellies) and she's SUCKING IN! good lord, sometimes i can't believe that people like the idiots on this list actually exist.

    By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 12:54:01

  54. i promise you that she wasn't a DD - she's a large C or maybe a D, but (and trust me, I know because I look at DDs every day in the mirror) those ain't DDs.

    i can't believe how many people here don't realize that the fashion industry a) has completely changed the sizing of clothing; and b) there is no mandatory uniformity of sizing in clothing, bras, panties, etc. so to buy a DD bra at a store like lane bryant would be a FF at macy's! who doesn't know this stuff?

    By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 12:57:21

  55. Her boobs look small in those pictures, but she had five kids, so her weight and bra size fluctuated. There's some pics of her where she's definitely got some huge ones. These, not so much.

    By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 13:44:13

  56. It is nice to see a woman with some curves WITHOUT photoshopping. This is what an adult woman should look like. Suck on that!

    By kat, on January 29, 2008 13:56:54

  57. Kat, I bet my life savings that you have at least 30 lbs on Ms. Mansfield. (while she was alive)

    By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 13:32:28

  58. OMG awesome. But i don't really see why she's called 'busty' or was considered to have a very huge chest. I mean, to me it looks average and not that big at all.
    I think because her waist is small, it makes her chest look big, IMO.

    By Terr1, on February 16, 2008 19:01:26

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