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Jessica Simpson is Poison

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Never trust a big butt and a smile.

By quoipourquoi, on January 7, 2008 10:35:22
fine by me, we want the championship game in green bay and so be it for jessica to be there to jinx them! whoo hoo!

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 10:40:37
Jessica Simpson doesn't have a big butt, she has a flat pancake ass.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 10:47:53
A dude eating in mixed company without a shirt on, that's classy..

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 10:51:04
They're obviously eating by a pool area and Witten's wife is sitting there in a bikini. Those aren't exactly formal surroundings.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 10:52:48
Ummm....Can someone please explain why her DAD is there? He just gets creepier and creepier.

By whatever, on January 7, 2008 11:16:34
I just never understood the anger at blondie for distracting him. If Romo can't keep his mind on the game, that's his own fault. Fans should be mad at him for being such a doofus.

By catman, on January 7, 2008 11:18:43
Does Jessica's ugly mom ever put down that stupid dog?

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 11:19:00
Notice how in most of the pictures, everything is pretty blurry, grainy, and dark...except for Jessica's teeth.

And is the celebrity dating pool really so shallow???

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 11:31:08
Does Jessica's ugly mom ever put down that stupid dog?

Well, I'm sure she had some critical remarks for her after the whole lip-syncing debacle...

By Dickie Hateface, on January 7, 2008 11:38:36
Papa Joe must have been SO angry when Britney went and had her meltdown last week. All that trouble he went through inviting the paparazzi to Mexico and this wasn't even the 5th or 6th top entertainment headline.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 11:39:33
Catman - because everything jessica and papa joe simpson touch turns to shit!

The Simpsons better hightail it out of Texas and go into witness protection when the Giants win!

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 11:43:36
Jessica's just trying to teach Romo how to hold a ball.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 11:50:40
I thought pic #8 was Pamela Anderson.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 12:18:25
People who aren't into sports forget that Romo really just isn't that good at his job. He's not as good as he's built up to be. Average is correct. He blew it last year in the playoffs with no distractions other than his own mind. This would be happening even if he wasn't dating her.

By Meazy, on January 7, 2008 12:55:43
what more could i guy ask for - fake hair, saline double d's and no brain. it's a no wonder most women hate what messica simpleton stands for!

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 13:11:32
Nice shirt Papa Joe...fag.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 13:11:54
Whatever, she's ugly and he has bad taste.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 13:29:17
"Notice how in most of the pictures, everything is pretty blurry, grainy, and dark...except for Jessica's teeth."

That's the first thing I noticed! She needs to calm down on the bleaching! It's not like she should be bringing more attention to her buck teeth anyway.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 13:31:05
OH YEAH!!! You have amazing tits and you're going to help the Giants make it to the NFC Championship Game! Jessica you are an angel!

By TheBig28, on January 7, 2008 13:40:29
I agree with Catman.

Romo is an NFL quarterback, he shouldn't let hoes distract him. And on another note - Dallas' coach is cool with Romo going on vaca before the playoffs? What is wrong with the world??

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 13:52:21
Jessica Simpson is now the white New York (yes, the obnoxious bitch from VH1). Everywhere she goes, her pimps, uh, I mean PARENTS are right there on her hip. I bet she can't take a shit without Papa Simpson holding the toilet paper for her. And she wonders why her marriage didn't work.

By Jennifer, on January 7, 2008 14:08:23
No, please. Do not torture me!!! My Cowboys can't lose again. I used to like Jessica Simpson when she was with Nick but not anymore.... Buuaaaaahhhh!!!

By Bery, on January 7, 2008 14:16:41
I find it interesting that she was in Cabo just after it was reported that John Mayer was there with his brother and some others. I wonder if she's still chasing after him and if she "ran into" him and his party? Tony is just a "beard", I think.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 14:49:08
phuck tony homo, hes throwin 5 pics sunday, he dont care, jess will be there to slurp the pain away sunday night......go g men

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 15:15:12
Dallas has sucked since Romo started dating this overrated bimbo. The games they did win since dating her were still really bad games for Tony. They usually barely won and mostly because their defense won the games for them.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 15:16:55
Terrell Owens is going to lose his mind if Tony Romo fucks up against the Giants, and WHY is Tony Romo playing around with this tranny whore and her creepy family when he should be focusing on watching film and practicing? He should be handling footballs right now, not Jessica's balls. Save it for after the GD playoffs Tony!!!

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 15:20:44
I just cannot comprehend how anyone finds this buttchin-tranny-hag attractive.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 15:52:27
LOL. I didn't think it was possible to spend too much time with the folks (seeing as I hardly ever see mine and look forward to quality family time..), but this bitch spends like every SECOND with her folks. She's 27 fucking years old. She should be on vacay with her boy toy and no one else. Get a life girl. I can't wait til the game ;)

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 17:03:37
With that tangled mess of fake hair and those huge teeth...she reminds be of a horse. Romo has bad taste. PERIOD.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 17:18:54
Go GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessica and her dog and her parents ,wtf gives? Come? Taking a vaction with your man, his friends and their wives/girlfriends but you bring your dog , that is kind of immature. Bringing your aprets every palce yougo, HUH!!! Beingclose is onething,but come on!

GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!!! Romo and teamates should be at home viewing film and plays. Peyton Manning does this and anybody with all on the end zone.
I hope the Cowboys lose!!!

By GoGiants, on January 7, 2008 17:31:10
I HOPE THE RETARD AND HER STUPID ASS FAMILY STAY HOME, SO TONY CAN CONCENTRATE AND BRING MY TEAM HOME! SHE NEEDS TO KEEP THEM DAMN FREELOADERS HOME MORE OFTEN! THEY LOOK CUTE TOGETHER, IT'S ABOUT TIME SHE SHACKED UP WITH SOME CELEB.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 19:14:33
Anon 19:14~~she's pretty much had every C and D-lister that exists, so pro athletes had to be the next choice. I'm thinking Terrell Owens is going to attempt suicide AGAIN after the Cowboys get their asses handed to them because of this shit. And even though I DESPISE Tom Brady, at least he keeps Mr. Ed at the stables during his games.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 20:21:45
The Cowboys are gonna get their asses handed to 'em anyway, so it doesn't matter.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 20:27:11
If they lose does Jess have to fuck the whole team?

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 21:40:06
the cowboys lose cuz romo is a homo

he's dating a dude

By jmh, on January 7, 2008 21:50:45
I hear Papa Joe is sharing a room with Jessica and Romo. He just likes stay in the closet though with his camera for Papa Joe Porn Productions

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 22:54:07
I smell a "Debbie Does Dallas" remake.

By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 11:00:07
come on now! have a little faith in our quarter back!! She was at 2 other games where they killed their opponent! Cowboys are still going all the way!

By Golden, on January 8, 2008 11:12:42
Jess is channeling Yoko Ono. oooahahahahaha or so she bleats.

Go GIANTS!!! GO NY!! YAY!Whatever. Not into football.

By Sami., on January 8, 2008 11:58:19
she can keep going out with him for all i care. fuck the cowboys.

By Nina, on January 8, 2008 16:33:42
OK, I wouldn't hit it. I do have my standards (and dignity).

By anonymous, on January 9, 2008 15:49:56
Jessica Simpson is the Courtney Love of football. Next thing you know Romo will be laid out in his upstairs greenhouse with his brains splattered on the wall.

By anonymous, on January 9, 2008 17:45:11
Too bad about that Cowboys - Giants game. And T Owens shedding a tear for Tony, now that's acting!

By anonymous, on January 14, 2008 15:46:32