49 Comments:

• Kourtney is the hottest...by far
  
  Not that I'd kick Kim off the bed but....damn

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 14:14:30

• Too bad Kim is ruined. Her body is smoking hot.

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 14:15:47

• two big nosed average-at-best cows

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 14:18:52

• I love how she's always rapping a towel around her waist while in a bikini.
  
  Meanwhile while in front of paparazzi or on the red carpet, it takes her 3.4 seconds to do the 'turn your back, stick out your ass, look back at the photogs' pose.
  
  All we care about is seeing that fat fucking ass, Kim. Stop playing.

  By Jim, on January 24, 2008 14:23:05

• Kim looks great without so much makeup plastered on.

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 14:26:22

• What an insecure little cunt. She's covering her giant ass with a towel in every beach picture. Choose one word honey: Therapy or Exercise.

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 14:30:04

• Kim is sexy

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 14:46:15

• not a fan of the kardashians as humans, and i must make a girly fashion comment noting that kim's swimsuit is, like, the TACKIEST thing i've ever seen, but i have to concede that when she sets aside the 10 lbs of makeup, she's really, really pretty.

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 15:00:12

• Of course, you missed the money shot. Right after these pictures were taken, one of the karTRASHians gave a homeless man a blowjob...

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 15:07:46

• Look at those thighs. She has some nice curves but unless she starts exercising soon...can you say NEXT!?!

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 15:34:19

• It's a jugfest.

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 15:49:42

• I gotta pee.

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 15:50:03

• why is she hiding the junk? i suspect there's some cottage cheese to blame.

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 16:16:51

• Hey don't be hard on her fashion style. Remember this is Miami Beach!
  
  http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/210841~Miami-Vice-Posters.jpg
  
  Is that Borat in the middle?

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 16:21:06

• I think kim wears butt pads, why else does she always hide her ass except on the red carpet.
  
  She is a dumb whore, just like all the rest of the people that have reality shows

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 16:22:10

• Kim's Superstar Part 2 porn flick is much better than the first one (that was just a loop of same stuff over and over). This is actually pretty good. Full scenes. I hunted it down on rapidshare... about 600MB. Thumbs up from this masturbator!

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 16:23:02

• Lousy job by the photag... Nice pictures of her face I guess.

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 16:24:17

• Ever notice in all beach/swimsuit pictures that aren't in a magazine she's hiding her butt with a towel? I can't imagine the airbrushing work that goes into her bare ass.

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 16:30:18

• Eddie, how many times do I have to tell you?
  
  If it's white, it ain't pee. Your Mama lied.
  
  

  By Vigilante, on January 24, 2008 17:13:36

• Jim, I agree. The ONLY time she bares her ass in a bikini is when filters and photoshop are available. In candids, she covers up quickly. I am thinking massive cellulite, stretch marks or surgery scars. Or any combination of the three.

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 17:53:24

• I'd hit it

  By lenners, on January 24, 2008 18:39:23

• Mediocre at best

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 19:02:54

• It's tragic when whales beach.

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 19:15:00

• I would love to ask them...what did your father do with OJ's duffel bag?

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 19:35:54

• i'd let her swallow

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 20:00:40

• Normally I wouldn't rub one out using Kim Kardashian as a visual, but after seeing these pics, I'm up to 3 times in the last 15 minutes.

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 21:11:18

• Mad TV had this skit "lower-ed expectations" for you guys who have absolutely no standards for t and a. I recommend a blow-up whore. At least she's real plastic and doesn't pretend to be flesh, she does all the hole functions you baby boys seem to dig, and she DOESN'T SPEAK, which the KKK weird sisters seem to do a lot whilst not in the recovery room of some overpaid butcher who calls him/herself an "MD." These sisses are Narsty, and you'd probably get several claps from them. I say go for your little poly love machine you know you hide under the mattress. Admit it. You know you have feelings for her.

  By luvmyplastimale, on January 24, 2008 21:20:24

• I think kim is GORGEOUS even without makeup. Her sister not so much..Those boobs are real and I think her butt is real also..on the show you can tell her mom and her sisters have alot of booty too but she probably has alot of cellulite so shes insecure hence the covering up..p.s. that bathing suit is hideous and tacky.

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 21:39:56

• "I love how she's always rapping a towel around her waist while in a bikini.
  
  Meanwhile while in front of paparazzi or on the red carpet, it takes her 3.4 seconds to do the 'turn your back, stick out your ass, look back at the photogs' pose."
  
  Padded. Panties.
  
  And hey, Kim looks average in makeup. SUPRISE?

  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 21:56:57

• What the fuck. All the pics are off Kim. My Kourtney pics please!

  By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 00:05:15

• Both are definitely fuckable, but notice the strategic placement of the towels. Methinks there's some Armenian cottage cheese churning back there.

  By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 03:10:24

• It's tragic when whales beach.
  
  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 19:15:00
  
  Thanks for the comment, Mary Kate

  By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 06:33:04

• She's probably going to let some stranger pee on her . . . she'll make her body your porta potty.

  By astrid, on January 25, 2008 06:33:13

• Can pigs swim?

  By poops, on January 25, 2008 06:41:38

• If that ass is so great looking, why cover it with a towel. Whores usually show off their wares.

  By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 06:42:40

• get those armenian bitches off the beach!
  skanky ho's!

  By sluts, on January 25, 2008 07:31:21

• "It's tragic when whales beach.
  
  By anonymous, on January 24, 2008 19:15:00
  
  Thanks for the comment, Mary Kate
  
  By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 06:33:04"
  
  Thanks for the reply, Jennifer Love

  By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 08:26:44

• Must have a nasty ass if she's got to cover it up every time it's in a bathing suit.

  By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 08:37:18

• Still wearing makeup in these pics. Just not a crazy amount as usual. Probably still more than most women wear on a normal day. She's still pretty. Will say she obviously is embarrassed of her behind. They are very, very modestly dressed for South Beach.

  By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 08:42:19

• Are the leopard and zebra print bathing suits so that black guys will think they're in the jungle hunting game?

  By J Livingston, on January 25, 2008 08:49:24

• Why not a sarong?

  By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 09:29:20

• WARNING!! If you have a widescreen monitor DO NOT click on the pics!! They are HIDEOUS!

  By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 09:30:48

• world's first celebrity human toilet.
  
  ..no wait, make that 2nd,
  Britney's been around much longer hasn't she

  By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 12:12:21

• LMAO bigtime at 8:26:44

  By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 16:56:57

• Kim K. (scanning the beach): "Hey you!"
  Random black guy: "What do you want?"
  Kim K.: "I got stung by a stingray. It hurts. Pee on me. When you're done send over your friend."
  
  The End.
  

  By anonymous, on January 25, 2008 17:11:52

• Where can I get one of those two-person sized bath sheets? My local K Mart doesnt sell em.
  Thanks.

  By Grace, on January 26, 2008 10:22:20

• what is the purpose of these no talent hacks?? get a real job.

  By islandgirl7, on January 26, 2008 16:25:32

• I've watched their show. These girls have no class.

  By anonymous, on January 27, 2008 13:49:09

• I think everyone gives kim way to much attention lets face it whores always do,I personally think kordney is very pretty and she carries herself well and her make up is never to much. There whole family ass is flat like pancakes and all of a sudden kim has a huge ass and she is white, cut me in or cut it out face reality she never show it because it isnt real "scares are forever" no matter how much make up you put back there kim. she wants to look like beyonce but beyonce has natual beauty and ass. Kim i no you want to be black but you are not and you will never be.Leave the fat ass up to the sisters because we wear it well because we were born with it you were not. BY:AREALFATASS

  By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 08:24:57