ROFLMFAO @ all the stupid fucks at rehab who actually thought they could "cure" this Hohan $kank piece of $hit garbage, HAHAHAHAHAHA hell to the fuckin NO you LOSERS!!!! Lindsay doesn't give a $h!t and we all know that. Take comfort in the fact that y'all FAILED one more freaking time oh hell yes!! You've deprived her of those heavenly sensations for TOO GODDAMN LONG and now it's time for REVENGE MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!! >:D
"Lindsay stopped herself that night, called her sponsor, and got herself immediately back on track."
<B>A more likely scenario:</B> Lindsay kept on drinking [and shoving piles of coke up her nose-- because let's face it she was never sober to begin wit]and went back to her room with some random guy she just met and spent the night screwing and getting high.
I'm shocked. I really thought Hohan was serious about getting cleaned up this time. Because it's always a great idea for someone who just got out of rehab to go clubbing with a bunch of drunken cokeheads. Oh LiLo, where did you go wrong???
Oh, and eddy, there IS no understanding Wittgenstein. Don't feel bad. Wittgenstein didn't even understand Wittgenstein.
She is just sad. Celebutards like her have all the money and resources in the world- they could travel to every country, learn about tons of cultures and help needy people (I guess be like Angelina Jolie, or something). But instead they put all that money up their nose and into their closets, and they have no interest in other countries beyond their nice beaches. It's amazing how vapid and uncreative these people are. Hell they all even kill themselves in the same way.
Lindsay was not and is not interested in getting clean and sober. After all the DUIs and crashes and coke use and possession charges she was only afraid of getting sent to state prison for a few years. She bought her way out of it, and now is back to partying. She needs to go to prison for a few years. She could still get sex there.
man theres some fuking hot girls in there... what oh yeah shame blah blah blah you know whocares? I was drunk 24/7 age 20-26 now at age 30 I cant really stand the stuff it's just a faze she'll grow out of it. Sex with strangers? Hell yeah! age 14-28 sex with a dif girl every other night. That too I grew out of when I hit 30.
If you keep hanging out around people who drink the temptation will get to you sooner or later. Stay out the clubs and away from people who are going not help you stay sober!
THAT FRECKLED BITCH WAS NEVER ON THE WAGON, ANY ONE THAT THOUGHT SHE WAS SOBER WAS DUPED. EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT THIS DIRTY TROLLOP'S MOUTH IS NOTHING BUT LIES. SHE LIKE SHITNEY AND THAT MAN LOOKING PARIS ARE TIRED, SORRY ASS PIECES OF SHIT, THAT NEEDS TO DISAPPEAR!
27 Comments:
Leave Your CommentLiLo's long journey to sobriety ... one lay at a time. Wait, I meant six. Six lays at a time. She could easily fit two in each orifice.
By anonymous, on January 3, 2008 20:03:14
Can you imagine being her sponsor. . . sainthood
By dark long, on January 3, 2008 20:48:17
ROFLMFAO @ all the stupid fucks at rehab who actually thought they could "cure" this Hohan $kank piece of $hit garbage, HAHAHAHAHAHA hell to the fuckin NO you LOSERS!!!! Lindsay doesn't give a $h!t and we all know that. Take comfort in the fact that y'all FAILED one more freaking time oh hell yes!! You've deprived her of those heavenly sensations for TOO GODDAMN LONG and now it's time for REVENGE MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!! >:D
By G!V3 M3 MY Ch!@NT! B!TCH3ZZ!!!, on January 3, 2008 21:45:21
It looks like she's giving that bottle a blow job.
By anonymous, on January 3, 2008 21:59:03
She swallowed! Clint Moak, you owe me $5.00.
By Joey, on January 3, 2008 22:05:16
She looks fucking BEAT. She's four years older than me and aging ten times as fast. Friends, Romans, countrymen, drugs and booze are not our friends.
I think I need IDLYITW rehab. I checked for updates five times today. I'm fucking hooked.
By Abram, on January 3, 2008 22:23:42
Maybe it was a bottle of non-alcoholic champagne.
What? Why are you laughing?!
It's possible!
By anonymous, on January 3, 2008 22:43:48
21:45 sounds like hes on crack.
By anonymous, on January 3, 2008 23:26:32
"Lindsay stopped herself that night, called her sponsor, and got herself immediately back on track."
<B>A more likely scenario:</B> Lindsay kept on drinking [and shoving piles of coke up her nose-- because let's face it she was never sober to begin wit]and went back to her room with some random guy she just met and spent the night screwing and getting high.
By anonymous, on January 3, 2008 23:52:19
I JUST HATE THAT FUKER
By anonymous, on January 4, 2008 02:09:04
Look at how she's grabbing hold of that penis, I mean, champagne bottle with both hands.
And the rings on all fingers she's sporting say one thing only: slut!
By MJDP, on January 4, 2008 03:28:30
When I was Ms Lohan's age, all I wanted to do really was take lots of drugs, drink, have as much sex as possible and understand Wittgenstein.
By eddy, on January 4, 2008 04:56:18
Why would she go somewhere where everyone's drinking if she truly was sober? Exactly.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2008 05:13:12
I'm shocked. I really thought Hohan was serious about getting cleaned up this time. Because it's always a great idea for someone who just got out of rehab to go clubbing with a bunch of drunken cokeheads. Oh LiLo, where did you go wrong???
Oh, and eddy, there IS no understanding Wittgenstein. Don't feel bad. Wittgenstein didn't even understand Wittgenstein.
By snotty jackhole, on January 4, 2008 06:28:10
I'm more upset with the music and dancing.
By Tazznum1, on January 4, 2008 07:05:39
"It looks like she's giving that bottle a blow job."
I'm just waiting for someone to Photoshop a giant black dick in her hands.
By Leroy, on January 4, 2008 08:16:14
She is just sad. Celebutards like her have all the money and resources in the world- they could travel to every country, learn about tons of cultures and help needy people (I guess be like Angelina Jolie, or something).
But instead they put all that money up their nose and into their closets, and they have no interest in other countries beyond their nice beaches. It's amazing how vapid and uncreative these people are. Hell they all even kill themselves in the same way.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2008 08:31:20
Lindsay was not and is not interested in getting clean and sober. After all the DUIs and crashes and coke use and possession charges she was only afraid of getting sent to state prison for a few years. She bought her way out of it, and now is back to partying. She needs to go to prison for a few years. She could still get sex there.
By coke whore lilo, on January 4, 2008 09:37:50
man theres some fuking hot girls in there... what oh yeah shame blah blah blah you know whocares? I was drunk 24/7 age 20-26 now at age 30 I cant really stand the stuff it's just a faze she'll grow out of it. Sex with strangers? Hell yeah! age 14-28 sex with a dif girl every other night. That too I grew out of when I hit 30.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2008 09:38:00
She loves that bottle cheers you drunk bitch
By cheers, on January 4, 2008 10:05:01
I wish she would just od and get it over with.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2008 15:49:02
If you keep hanging out around people who drink the temptation will get to you sooner or later. Stay out the clubs and away from people who are going not help you stay sober!
By lkl, on January 4, 2008 16:23:00
But if she stops hanging around with club scumbags & snorting up significant portions of the Columbian pharmaceutical output, what will we talk about?
Hooray for fucked-up & pubeless starlets!
By Angry Bob, on January 4, 2008 19:03:43
LOL, yes.
Spoiled rich slutty kid just left the bottle aside when in Italy and called her sponsor in the US. Sure.
They're not even trying anymore, I swear.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2008 20:36:33
stupid slut she wants to be sober yet she is in clubs fucking moron thats all you see in those clubs BOOZE and lots of it you twat
By lilodrunk, on January 6, 2008 15:50:27
Testes, one, two, three....
By Vigilante, on January 7, 2008 09:17:27
THAT FRECKLED BITCH WAS NEVER ON THE WAGON, ANY ONE THAT THOUGHT SHE WAS SOBER WAS DUPED. EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT THIS DIRTY TROLLOP'S MOUTH IS NOTHING BUT LIES. SHE LIKE SHITNEY AND THAT MAN LOOKING PARIS ARE TIRED, SORRY ASS PIECES OF SHIT, THAT NEEDS TO DISAPPEAR!
By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 19:28:16
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