22 Comments:

1. Much like Achilles, who had his famous weakness since his mother held him by the heel when dipping him in the river Styx, Lindsay's bodyguards hold her by the ankles while her tan is being sprayed. Prevents dripping.

   By anonymous, on January 21, 2008 10:41:18

2. At least she's wearing panties. That's an improvement? Right? Unless she's wearing them because her meat curtains got in the way of walking.

   By Mephistopheles, on January 21, 2008 10:53:49

3. She looks like a retard.

   By anonymous, on January 21, 2008 11:03:03

4. If you ever get a chance to see LL in person, Todd, check behind her ears. You'll see lots of spray-on-tan has rubbed off back there.

   By anonymous, on January 21, 2008 11:43:02

5. YAWN! Fuck off Lindsay. Nobody cares about you anymore.

   By anonymous, on January 21, 2008 11:53:55

6. Maybe her ankles are pale because she's holding on to them while her fuck-of-the-week sprays on the fake tan.

   By Dino Holan, on January 21, 2008 12:00:01

7. Oldest looking 21 year old on the planet. And nominated for many Razzies! Her awesomeness is astounding.

   By anonymous, on January 21, 2008 12:55:39

8. She is so gross! God she looks so old and that fake tan and that awful hair!!! She is a redhaired freckle face, why this bleach blonde shit like her whore mom?1 Yuck! Nobody cares about this skank whore!!!Make her go away!!! Linds you are NOT a celebrity! Go away!!!

   By Kayla, on January 21, 2008 13:03:36

9. At least she doesn't have cellulite like Britney.

   By anonymous, on January 21, 2008 13:13:51

10. If I had to choose I think I'd pick cellulite over that ugly ginger kid skin Lindsay has.

    By anonymous, on January 21, 2008 13:16:30

11. i'd stll like to smack that firecrotch from here to the morgue!

    By unckle fester, on January 21, 2008 15:02:52

12. Better get back into those training leggings and try again in six months.

    By anne nahm, on January 21, 2008 15:17:40

13. NO!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!! She's been walking around in those stupid tights for far to long.

    By anonymous, on January 21, 2008 16:20:05

14. Her undies are on inside out and she has an amazing ass.

    By anonymous, on January 21, 2008 17:37:10

15. i wonder how long she walked around w her dress in her undies..Retard.

    By anonymous, on January 21, 2008 19:19:52

16. bob sory bout dress. nedd 2 blo nose aftr him done.

    By Dumb Bob, on January 21, 2008 20:30:47

17. that is the first and foremost sign of a stupid skank - a chick who doesn't smooth down the back of her skirt as she stands up.

    By anonymous, on January 21, 2008 21:04:05

18. If I was God, I give Ms Johansson's ass to Ms Lohan, so I could look at it often without having to cheat & use my God-X-Ray Vision.
    
    I would give Ms Lohan's ass to so somebody who needed to be taught a stern lesson.

    By eddy, on January 22, 2008 03:45:40

19. GRANDMA PANTIES HAHAHAHAHA get a thong you dumb slut

    By anonymous, on January 22, 2008 08:51:43

20. And she can't feel the breeze on her ass? Yeah, right! This was done for one reason - ATTENTION from the media.

    By anonymous, on January 22, 2008 08:53:50

21. Her ass is probably permanently numb from all the poundings it gotten.

    By the hairs on my chinny chin chin, on January 22, 2008 18:15:18

22. Leave Lindsay Lohan Alone!!!!
    
    Actually, there's no way to. I was at a club, and she drunkenly grabbed by crotch & wouldn't let go. So, I took her inside a room & fucked her doggy style for about 15 minutes; great money shot too. She loves getting squirted on the face...

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2008 18:31:35