Back when I was a young adventurous anus, I went backpacking across Eastern Europe with some other assholes. While I was in Prague, I stopped in this cool little hostel in an old church building. It was there that I met the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, her name was Sveltyankasvanka Kriviskyetnyakinskelta. She was a prostitute when she was 6 years old, but after 10 years she saved $27 dollars, which made her the richest woman in Prague. She was beautiful, and she is only 72% as beautiful as Megan Fox.
13:07, wrong. Men don't give a shit about women's outfits. If a girl is attractive, she could be wearing a dinosaur costume...we'll fuck them, case closed.
She looks alot better standing to that other guy, rather than that old man looks like her father she is dating.
By moose, on January 10, 2008 12:48:22
here we go again, everybody hatin' on the older man/younger woman scenario that we KNOW is every man (and many many hot if maybe golddiggin']women)'s fantasy...
rich older men get hot young women. that's it. it's mutually beneficial! Hollywood is proof of this!
that being said, he IS David Freaking Silver...and that ain't good.
Uhh ... she's the hottest thing on two legs. I want to put my pee pee in her poo poo. If you think she's "yawn", then you, my friend, are a full fledged homo-sexual American.
How is this bitch still with Brian "Chickity-Check Yourself Before you Wreck Yourself" Austin Green ? Seriously, honey. Even Evangeline Lilly got over hobbit mania at some point.
1) Anus, dammit, I told you not to eat those brownies. You're having delusions again. Sveltyankasvanka Kriviskyetnyakinskelta was a goat, and not a pretty one at that.
2) @ 13:30 16...Ummmm....Thanks?
(You're only as old as you feel, you're only as old as you feel, you're only as old as you feel, you're only as old as you feel....Damn, dry skin...OH GOD I'M ANCIENT!!!!!)
How embarrassing for her! Everyone knows her ass is as flat as a pancake. And she's even showing it off in pictures as if it's something she's proud of. It's sad and kind of funny at the same time.
Unfortunately Todd's taste is waning...this chick is so average it is scary. I also agree w/the poster who says it is embarrasing to see her in this fake padded ass...so unclever & obvious. Very low classy & d-list...which is where she will always be. She is a classic example of a "celebrity" going absolutely nowhere. She has made it as far as she can and is now padding her ass to get some attention. Pathetic.
WTF is she wearing? She looks like somebody trying to play dress up. The boots don't go along with the outfit and the jewelry she chose...this girl needs a stylist!! She looks really cheap!
i dont see how anyone can get so excited about a "hot" chick in hollywood. i'd be too worried about what they would look like without all the spackle on their face. but then again im a girl so...whatever.
Vigilante's Anus - From the value of the dollar, I'm guessing that you went backpacking 20 years before the Iron Curtain came down - very adventurous indeed.
Agree with above. Her body is banging and all and truly yeah I would do her so bad given the chance but she isn't all that face wise. She's just famous and so ppl go crazy over her. Still she was the only good thing about Transformers so I'll give her credit for that
What does a Jewish face look like and why would you say something sooo stupid and racist. She is extremely pretty and I hope she doesn't shave that hot pussy!!
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Leave Your CommentBack when I was a young adventurous anus, I went backpacking across Eastern Europe with some other assholes. While I was in Prague, I stopped in this cool little hostel in an old church building. It was there that I met the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, her name was Sveltyankasvanka Kriviskyetnyakinskelta. She was a prostitute when she was 6 years old, but after 10 years she saved $27 dollars, which made her the richest woman in Prague. She was beautiful, and she is only 72% as beautiful as Megan Fox.
By Vigilante's Anus, on January 10, 2008 12:35:18
I HAVE IDEAS FOR HER
By ME, on January 10, 2008 12:36:31
who...acutually WHAT the fuck is that pale thing standing in the 4th pic with the blonde...hair?
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 12:42:19
is that her brother in the last pic?
they look alike
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 12:43:26
David Silver is really working the Wham! groupie look.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 12:45:41
She looks alot better standing to that other guy, rather than that old man looks like her father she is dating.
By moose, on January 10, 2008 12:48:22
She is pretty much average over here.
By European, on January 10, 2008 12:52:31
Fanny enhancing drawers. The same kind Jessica Fugson claimed to not wear in those Dukes of Hazzard promo pics.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 13:02:30
She's smokin'.
She might have padded underwear on. Her ass is not that round.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 13:03:28
You must really be blinded by love,
If anyone else wore that outfit you'd
be shoving your little man right back
in your pants.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 13:07:35
That's a hot ass but I think she's wearing those padded undergarments to get that shape. Sorry Todd!
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 13:09:14
Her wearing heels causes her to stand like her ass is up for grabs. You don't grow a tank butt overnight.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 13:15:00
13:07, wrong. Men don't give a shit about women's outfits. If a girl is attractive, she could be wearing a dinosaur costume...we'll fuck them, case closed.
By J-Bird, on January 10, 2008 13:18:49
SHE HAS A FACE MADE FOR A DIRTY SANCHEZ....
By LOVE BUTTON, on January 10, 2008 13:21:05
it's undie buldgers-wake up
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 13:24:38
She looks alot better standing to that other guy, rather than that old man looks like her father she is dating.
By moose, on January 10, 2008 12:48:22
here we go again, everybody hatin' on the older man/younger woman scenario that we KNOW is every man (and many many hot if maybe golddiggin']women)'s fantasy...
rich older men get hot young women. that's it. it's mutually beneficial! Hollywood is proof of this!
that being said, he IS David Freaking Silver...and that ain't good.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 13:29:29
HAPPY 98TH BIRTHDAY VIGILANTE!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 13:30:16
I wonder if he belts out a few bars of "You're So Precious To Me" for her every night? (obscure 90210 reference)
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 13:30:21
Its also a bit of an illusion...if any petite girl wears black and stands at a certain angle, the ass looks rounder.
By Jim, on January 10, 2008 13:33:26
Be gone! Be gone you cruel succubus!!
yeah! well, you started it.
and do you have any idea that i am so ugly, that its comical?
By Herman B, on January 10, 2008 14:05:27
i think they are those underwear too. i mean compared to jessica biel's ass, which is a real shape, megan's is a lil pointy. yikes.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 14:07:57
yawn
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 14:12:31
she seems like the poor man's Angelina Jolie.
and her bf "BAG" really needs to step away from the guy-liner
By kellygrrrl, on January 10, 2008 14:27:52
Kim K's ass with Megan Fox's face....Neato.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 14:35:03
STEP AWAY FROM THE MAKEUP!
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 14:39:19
YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH MEGAN FOX IS SEXY HOT SHE SHOULD BE NAKED ALL THE TIME
By B&W, on January 10, 2008 14:59:16
She's so ordinary and you don't even know it.
By Tony, on January 10, 2008 15:04:16
i know you keep foisting this chick on us like she's the second coming, but i, like 14:12, just have to yawn.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 15:06:40
wow padded underwear, so that you can make your ass look rounder! anyway.. BAG is hot, minus the eyeliner.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 15:33:24
Uhh ... she's the hottest thing on two legs. I want to put my pee pee in her poo poo. If you think she's "yawn", then you, my friend, are a full fledged homo-sexual American.
How is this bitch still with Brian "Chickity-Check Yourself Before you Wreck Yourself" Austin Green ? Seriously, honey. Even Evangeline Lilly got over hobbit mania at some point.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 15:50:12
Miracle Panties, for sure.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 15:54:43
Ummm...since when did the bobblehead look become attractive?? Homegirl needs to put some meat on those bones.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 16:07:59
succubus tryna take my baby!!
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 16:14:09
1) Anus, dammit, I told you not to eat those brownies. You're having delusions again. Sveltyankasvanka Kriviskyetnyakinskelta was a goat, and not a pretty one at that.
2) @ 13:30 16...Ummmm....Thanks?
(You're only as old as you feel, you're only as old as you feel, you're only as old as you feel, you're only as old as you feel....Damn, dry skin...OH GOD I'M ANCIENT!!!!!)
By Vigilante, on January 10, 2008 16:39:58
if only she could dress...
By alex, on January 10, 2008 17:03:54
I'm most thanksful for Megan Fox because it means that Todd doesn't post the bore-fest that is Jessica Alba so much.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 17:31:19
She's definitely had her lips and nose done so I wouldn't put it past her...
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 17:39:58
It seems to me that she's living her childhood fantasy, and David Silver is keeping himself up, so I guess this makes sense.
But the fact that this sort of makes sense doesn't make me want to kill myself at the sight of this any less.
By Thebig28, on January 10, 2008 17:52:10
How embarrassing for her! Everyone knows her ass is as flat as a pancake. And she's even showing it off in pictures as if it's something she's proud of. It's sad and kind of funny at the same time.
By KD, on January 10, 2008 18:00:48
what's all these people calling her ugly; I think she is GORGEOUS and I wouldn't kick her out of my bed or my house or my car or my...
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 18:25:30
No one else thinks her makeup is caked on like a prostitute? Too fake.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 18:36:28
Unfortunately Todd's taste is waning...this chick is so average it is scary. I also agree w/the poster who says it is embarrasing to see her in this fake padded ass...so unclever & obvious. Very low classy & d-list...which is where she will always be. She is a classic example of a "celebrity" going absolutely nowhere. She has made it as far as she can and is now padding her ass to get some attention. Pathetic.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 18:43:24
*sigh*
I wish I could travel.
There's only one body of water I get to look at, and it usually doesn't smell all that good by the time I have to leave.
By Vigilante's Other Anus, on January 10, 2008 18:43:52
Gorgeous!
By Starbucks, on January 10, 2008 19:21:39
WTF is she wearing? She looks like somebody trying to play dress up. The boots don't go along with the outfit and the jewelry she chose...this girl needs a stylist!! She looks really cheap!
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 19:29:36
I'd do two more tours in Iraq to tap that 1 time.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 20:01:13
She's alright. There is something off about her face. She's good lookin but not something to freak out about. I kinda think she tries too hard.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 20:17:01
i dont see how anyone can get so excited about a "hot" chick in hollywood. i'd be too worried about what they would look like without all the spackle on their face. but then again im a girl so...whatever.
By Niecy, on January 11, 2008 00:34:13
Vigilante's Anus -
From the value of the dollar, I'm guessing that you went backpacking 20 years before the Iron Curtain came down - very adventurous indeed.
By anonymous, on January 11, 2008 01:04:50
Megan Fox is hot, Jessica Alba is sometimes cute but mostly annoying, and Jolie is downright funky looking.
By anonymous, on January 11, 2008 01:11:46
HA HA HA HA!
I DO HAVE TO LAUGH AT ALL THE COMMENTS PUTTING HER DOWN AND MAKING FUN OF HER CLOTHES, MAKEUP AND ANY TINY LITTLE THING THEY CAN GET THEIR HANDS ON.
Please, you make yourselves look small, petty, jealous and therefore probably ugly.
She's hot. case closed.
By anonymous, on January 11, 2008 02:47:43
Agree with above. Her body is banging and all and truly yeah I would do her so bad given the chance but she isn't all that face wise. She's just famous and so ppl go crazy over her. Still she was the only good thing about Transformers so I'll give her credit for that
By Mattimo, on January 11, 2008 03:56:10
What does a Jewish face look like and why would you say something sooo stupid and racist. She is extremely pretty and I hope she doesn't shave that hot pussy!!
By lkl, on January 12, 2008 07:45:44
she is pretty honestly but whats up with the knubby thumbs????
By anonymous, on January 12, 2008 22:04:47
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