IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Megan Fox Really, Really Loves Sex

Megan Fox Really, Really Loves Sex

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slut.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 11:31:11
glad they photoshopped the ugly tats.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 11:34:29
Lindasy Lohan likes sex too.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 11:37:03
She looks like she's suffering from horrible gas.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 11:38:23
Oh. My. God.

Dream material, even with the tats photoshopped

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 11:39:34
What the hell? She's got as much ink on her as the average Hell's Angel. Who do they think they're fooling with these pics?

Looks like somebody put Amy Winehouse in the wayback machine...

By Skeptical Cat is Skeptical, on January 7, 2008 11:42:22
Note to Megan - no one gives a fuck.

By poops, on January 7, 2008 11:42:51
Anyone know what that tat says going down her left side?

By Trax, on January 7, 2008 11:44:45
Nice pooper.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 11:52:33
Good grief...I wish she would leave me alone. I get it Megan, you want me to come and have sex with you.
SHUT UP. I TOLD YOU I'D GET TO YOU WHEN I CAN.

You're not going to get it any sooner by disclosing our personal affairs to the idiot public who just think you're speaking abstractly.

By Hot Rob, on January 7, 2008 11:53:00
"Anyone know what that tat says going down her left side?"

By Trax, on January 7, 2008 11:44:45

"There once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her HEART." (left section of torso)
"We will all laugh at gilded butterflies." (Shakespeare Quote [12]) (back, near right shoulder)
Marilyn Monroe portrait (right forearm)
"I Love Steven Johnson" (inner left thigh)
Tribal waves symbol (left wrist)
Star and crescent moon (inner right leg above ankle)
"Brian" (right side lower stomach)
Symbol for strength (back of neck)

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 11:57:27
Sweet mother of god.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 11:57:59
Wow, she likes sex huh? She's really breaking the mold. What an incredibly brave woman for saying that. I was under the impression she liked collecting rare leather-bound volumes of Balzac.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 12:05:40
Chicks like that usually are terrible in bed. I've had better looking wenches than her, and they all just kinda lay there. Give me a woman who isn't a glamour pants bitch like this chick & works hard to please a guy, and I'm a happy camper. Nothing better than making it with a woman who likes to work it...

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 12:07:32
two words:

david greene.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 12:22:17
You mean "David Silver"?

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 12:23:03
"Wow, she likes sex huh? She's really breaking the mold. What an incredibly brave woman for saying that. I was under the impression she liked collecting rare leather-bound volumes of Balzac."

Well, she does collect washed-up 90210 actors' "Ball sacks"...does that count?

By MMB, on January 7, 2008 12:33:35
According to the article, she actually likes to collect volumes of Ballsack.

By DrFill, on January 7, 2008 12:35:43
"I've had better looking wenches than her, and they all just kinda lay there."

...and what we have here, ladies and gentlemen, is a fine specimen of Internet Liar. Crikey, he's a textbook specimen of this gorgeous species. Internet Liars thrive on claims of ridiculous feats and achievements on the internet, such as "banging chicks hotter than Megan Fox", "fighting in a UFC match, "finishing second in the Chicago marathon", "being wealthy", ect. Let's watch as this fine specimen of Liar attempts to pat himself on the back with more insane lies. Shhhhh, careful now, let's not scare him away. Keep very still.

By The Liar Hunter, on January 7, 2008 12:45:33
wow, she's about as subtle as a sledgehammer

By ferny, on January 7, 2008 12:47:23
She gives me a transformer...in my pants.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 13:32:37
I'd have to agree with "The Liar Hunter" here. I've banged a few 9's and 10's since I've been here in LA and they've been absolutely fabulous in the sack. And because they don't have real jobs all they really do is fuck, shop, complain about how shitty their agent is, and call and text you all day because they don't understand how it feels to be a regular sucker working a 9 to 5...

So I'll have to disagree....those girls fuck very very very very well...

By Hot Rob, on January 7, 2008 13:39:05
"Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad" je commence à vraiment l'adorer cette nana !

By la renarde, on January 7, 2008 13:45:29
Your appearance has nothing to do with how well you fuck whether you're male or female.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 13:46:36
And I was hoping that David Silver went to bed every night with blue-balls. I hope he dies of colon cancer. Slowly.

PS: The Liar Hunter is 100% correct. Except for the fact that I AM a cage fighter and I HAVE had sex with Brande Roderick.

By TheBig28 is Jealous and a Liar, on January 7, 2008 13:49:08
"Hot Rob" ask mom to throw some more Twinkies and juice boxes down to you in the basement. Your blood sugar is low and you're starting to hallucinate again.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 13:51:44
I tatted my initials in a place YOU will never see!

By BigRoger, on January 7, 2008 13:58:29
Where did all those ugly fucking tattoos go?
And isnt she with Brian Austin Green? Or not? I dont know, no matter really, not like I have a penis.....or like anyone else on here has a shot with her.....especially the dude whose mom is going to toss his a twinkie and juice box down the basement stairs.....I digress

By Edwena, on January 7, 2008 14:08:26
Hey Megan, I really enjoy having sex too ... call me !!!

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 14:41:03
Hahaha, stupid whore. The guys call you a slut BEHIND YOUR BACK. Chicks will just say it to your face. Either way, you're a whore. But I'd still throw you a bone.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 14:58:42
These are old photos. You won't see all her tatoos here.

Also, I agree with her. Girls can enjoy sex but are labeled "sluts" when they admit to it.

I hate the double standard.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 14:59:45
i love sluts and i want to have sex with megan fox, thats all

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 15:12:08
Most women love to fuck. We can fuck longer than men. We come more often than men. We love to fuck because it feels good to us, too. Maybe if men didn't call us all "whores," "sluts," and "easy" when we admit that then they'd get laid more often. Not all of us are dirty cunts like Paris and Lindsay, we're responsible whores.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 15:14:40
Gee. Some real classy ladies commenting here today.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 15:50:26
"Fuck the double standard. Guys can sleep with dozens of girls and get away with it. They never get labeled "sluts" or "whores". WTF??"

Tough shit, sweetie. Nobody cares. Now shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich, whore.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 15:54:13
overrated slut

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 16:11:13
ROTFLMBAO @ I'm not going to lie, I didn't make it to the end of that quote because I'm mixing sandalwood and horn of a toad into this cauldron. *Looks at picture of Megan Fox while mixing* "Soon, my sweet. Oh yes, it shall be soon."

I have said it before and I'm say it again, I hope you guys get paid a ton of money because you have the best comedic writing bar none!!! damn I almost busted a spleen!!

By islandgurl7, on January 7, 2008 16:23:58
I agree with anon 15:14:40. megan is a hot b!tch.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 16:28:24
That quote has made me so distracted by dirty thoughts, I may not get any work done for the next few days.

By catman, on January 7, 2008 17:04:00
This just makes me want to murder Brian Austin Green all the more..."

By Steve 90210, on January 7, 2008 17:08:05
Yep she is way overrated. And I bet those tats are going to look especially classy when she hits 50 and can't hide the wrinkles and leathery skin

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 18:02:51
I rather be good in bed and be called a slut than a dead lay and called a saint.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 18:42:22
17:32:55

it's so cute when people defend their own comments by pretending to be a stranger. it brightens my day.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 19:21:24
I think she's hot (from a girl's POV) and she's right on... Anyone calling her a slut is a jealous, sexually repressed, troll who hasn't gotten any in a few months (hey, that would make me bitchy too!). WOMEN LIKE SEX! *gasp* Big surprise!

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 19:25:56
by the looks of this picture she likes it in the butt for sure! her canyon is as wide as a pornslut. as for not ever hearing from a guy "you dirty whore" after telling him how much you love sex...she must eb hanging in west hollywood. this chick just lies and lies.

By gypsyeyes, on January 7, 2008 20:04:55
YYYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS SHE LIKES TO FUCK SUCH A GOOD GIRL , ALWAYS IN THE MOOD TO FUCK NOT LIKE SO MANY SKANKS THAT ARE DRIED UP AND WON'T FUCK AND HAVE THAT STUPID SCUSE I HAVE A HEADACHE FRIGID BITCHES MEGAN FOX RULES

By Megan Rules, on January 7, 2008 20:12:59
Are these pics ancient or what? No tats and her face actually looks kind of normal, none of that puffy lipped, overplucked bullshit.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 20:26:44
Ok then. If skanky ho's are what you are into I let you be!

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 21:19:52
The quote sounds like something Jessica Alba would say as well.

By silver viper, on January 7, 2008 21:25:52
Damn that girl is fine! wtf are you guys looking at?

By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 00:12:01
I hate the double standard, but she's foolish if she thinks guys don't put women down for liking casual sex. They certainly do, but they don't say it to the woman's face, of course.

By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 07:11:32
"I haven't met a lot of men who have said, 'You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are.' "

Seriously...who talks like this? Was she high during this interview?

By sara, on January 8, 2008 11:06:12
Wow, she likes sex huh? She's really breaking the mold. What an incredibly brave woman for saying that. I was under the impression she liked collecting rare leather-bound volumes of Balzac.

By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 12:05:40

BWAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA now THAT is funny!

By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 11:47:01
She's attractive but got an ugly personality. She says having a one night stand is slutty but here she is selling sex through the media. And who would have thought women actually enjoy sex?! And i thought she was a star cos she's such a great actress. Fucking hell she's one sharp tack. I wonder if she's heard the phrase "up your own arse"

By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 12:38:08
liking sex doesn't make you a slut-but talking about it like that and idenifying yourself with it does. she doesn't have multiple partners when she's in a relationship....and when she's not? who calls her a slut for "liking sex"-probably people who know her.

By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 13:03:30
"Fuck the double standard. Guys can sleep with dozens of girls and get away with it. They never get labeled "sluts" or "whores". WTF??"

Fine, you're right. It is a double standard. You're BOTH whores!

Anyway, here's a quick translation of Megan Fox's interview:

"OMG I'M BEING SO OFFENSIVE LOL I AM CONTROVERSIAL TO THE MAX!!! ATTENTION PLZ ATTENTION PLZ, I AM TALKING ABOUT SEX SO CAN I HAVE UR ATTENTION PLZZZZZZZZ"

She sounds just like Christina Aguilera and her attention-mongering inclinations to talk about how "sexually liberated" and "empowered" she is by opening her legs. Shut up sluts, you're not special, brave and different, and nobody really cares, except for maybe Lindsay Lohan because now she feels validated by your antics.

By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 14:23:15
A Woman: Oh, you like sex?

Megan: Yes, I really love sex.

A W: That's great fou you, but you also really like going around telling everyone how much you love sex to get attention, right?

M: Yes!

A W: SLUT.

By A WOMAN, on January 8, 2008 16:52:23
Textbook pretty, for sure. But put her in a Taco Bell in Oklahoma and she's just another dick sucking American girl with dreams of one day making 28K a year. Only in Hollywood can a chick like this get attention for 16 minutes.

She's trying so hard to stand out that it's just making her more and more invisible.

She'll get paid for a while. Then it's back to guest spots (maybe), some commercials, and then the inevitable meth addiction and a "Dear Jane" letter from fucking David Silver.

By She-nonymous, on January 8, 2008 17:55:18
nice back...not butt, but back.

By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 18:39:45
I have never found this chick to be anything but ugly, and annoying. Oh, she's also talentless and one of those obnoxious chicks who says shit that she thinks guys want to hear, so they will like her. She's an attention whore, plain and simple. She was HORRID in Transformers, basically all she is good for is tits and ass, and she's not even that attractive! She just looks dirty, and STD-ridden. And nobody CARES if this coont likes to have sex...it's not like she's gonna have sex with any of you, so why give a crap? She's banging that old-ass, has been Brian Austin Green, so apparently she likes midget wigger losers. How appropriate, since she's Hooters girl reject material, and has a face like a rat. Gross ass biotch!

By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 18:46:02
Anonymout 14:23:15, you said it PERFECTLY. Thank you....and I am so glad that people are seeing through this coont and her bullshiat attempts to be "edgy", "controversial", and "different". Basically, she's just another Hollywood whorebag talentless cum dumpster attention whore. We should start ignoring these skanks, and then I bet we'd see some REAL entertainment, as they try harder and harder to get ANY attention. Can you imagine how amusing that would be? Ahh....

By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 18:48:39
anon 18:46:02 and 18:48:39 are the same person. the same angry person. very scary.

By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 19:12:00
January 8, 2008 19:12:00 - my wager is they're a rabid Angelina fan and know Megan is their "anti-christ"; because she's hotter than their idol.

By anonymous, on January 9, 2008 06:03:25
I have to agree her acting in transformers was awful. I guess a pretty face sells more than talent.

By anonymous, on January 9, 2008 06:03:50
"But put her in a Taco Bell in Oklahoma and she's just another dick sucking American girl with dreams of one day making 28K a year."

I got a good laugh out of this line. I'll definitely steal this one and use it if front of my friends this weekend. Kudos.

By J-Bird, on January 9, 2008 10:48:31
Word, J-Bird :)

By She-nonymous, on January 9, 2008 19:08:07