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Holy fucking shit. I so want to be a scientologist now. I don't want Tom Cruise to screw me.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 04:06:52
So, does the lowly street sweeper get to charge people $130/hr for auditing, too?

"Street sweeper"?! What fucking century is this douchebag living in? Maybe "boot black" or "barrel cooper" didn't sound quite as sexy with his little affected lisp (it's a trick in presentation speaking).

"Why ask permission"?! Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Trotting out 9-11? Classy! Almost as classy as claiming super-duper $cientology steambaths cure the scarring you get when you inhale powdered asbestos, glass, & concrete.

MUST... CRUSH... MEDICAL... SCIENCE!

I haven't felt this fucking dirty since I finished reading The Fountainhead.

By Angry Bob, on January 17, 2008 04:08:49
Who's the Goebbels character?

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 04:46:27
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh each video got progressively scarier.

this truly frightens me, it's not funny.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 05:25:55
I am now officially really scared of Tom Cruise...

he has apparently infiltrated NASA, The Department of Education, the NY Fire Department and Katie Holmes' vagina (though not confirmed, because it was probably artificial insemination)

when he gets to the Pentagon, we are all doomed.

By JR, on January 17, 2008 05:42:39
So every scientologist's responsibility is to impact others with Scientology Tech (convert them)and Tom claims that he never forced any one to convert?
So Nicole and Katie have never been pressured to adopt Scientology? If not, then crazy Cruise can't plop his head on his pillow in satisfaction that he did all he could.

By Not a cult Scientologist, on January 17, 2008 05:50:03
I believe Tom Cruise my be the Anti-Christ. Either that or he is a brain washed puppet that doesnt understand he is now part of the biggest cult we have ever seen.

By brian, on January 17, 2008 05:54:10
that is some of the weirdest shit i've ever seen in my life. these people are so vague and speak with an arrogant know it all tone in their voices. Insane.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 06:26:42
Its much easier to believe a man died and then came back to life three days later.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 06:50:43
I would go ass to mouth on Tom in a heartbeat. I would make sure that he ate a lot of corn the night before.

By chuggdog, on January 17, 2008 06:55:23
I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that kind egotistical malignant narcissism. How anyone can believe that a cult founded by a hack sci-fi writer is a religion demonstrates just how empty the lives of these "believers" are. Tom is a tool.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 06:55:27
i'm totally lost, was that for real? wtf!

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 07:03:57
I really want to smack all of those people after viewing those clips. I'm not entirely sure why. Maybe because the whole series reeked of neo-fascist dogma.

Or maybe it was the narrator. The narration almost sounded like it was a joke. And yet there was no punchline. I hate it when there's no punchline!

Looks like I'll have to make my own punch line. Let's have everyone form an orderly column to the left, please....

By Vigilante, on January 17, 2008 07:27:22
WHAT THE HELL??

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 07:42:27
Using the 9/11 tragedy to promote their view as they do is so f*ing disgusting.

By Olivia that just turned 21, on January 17, 2008 07:55:05
I couldn't finish watching any of those videos -- my blood was starting to steam. Are these people for fucking real??!

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 08:03:30
After the beginning of the second clip in stopped being funny and just got completely crazy and scary! How can anyone be buying this shit and joining this cult is beyond me. Although if you have no brain or willpower such brainwashing can work. Too bad it's happened to formerly respectable people, Will Smith for instance.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 08:08:30
DUDE, WTF!?

FUCKING LUNATICS.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 08:08:55
No...that doesn't cultish at all.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 08:09:06
Wow, after watching all that, I'm convinced! I, too, want to become a super being. I'm signing up, anyone else want to join me?

By Wants to buy Olivia a drink, on January 17, 2008 08:24:23
This is historic. Never has a closeted gay man expended so much energy to avoid facing who he is. Well, maybe second to Hitler, I guess. But closing fast.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 08:29:15
I would of used the music from 'Cocktail' instead of 'Mission Impossible' as the background of that second video.

Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty momma...

By Jim, on January 17, 2008 08:34:06
look at the parasitic vultures zooming in on the most vulnerable victims..9/11 workers, children, impoverished, illiterate...very very scary

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 08:45:31
for anyone with a mind its really funny, but at the same time its fucking scary. i never knew these people were trying to take over the world. someone stop the midget!

By Derek, on January 17, 2008 08:51:20
"Finally I said, damn it, lets just go there and do it!"

Oh, and Tom DIDN'T ask permission.

By cox rocker, on January 17, 2008 08:53:55
Isn't Tom Cruise like 5' 4"? That would make the other guy a little more than 5' tall. I guess a Scieno's narcissism and arrogance are inversely proportional to their height.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 08:59:06
im not gonna watch these videos for the same reason i dont mess with ouija boards...i (heart) Jesus. and it's too early in the morning to be freaked out

By Niecy, on January 17, 2008 09:00:09
Oh. My. God.

By Jesus, on January 17, 2008 09:02:21
Sthufferin sthuccotasth. I didn't know Sylvester the cat was a Sthcientologisth.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 09:05:13
Oooo. I like Tom and his long hair in that second video. I would probably let him suck me hard and fuck his sweet little ass he looked so good.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 09:10:39
I love that they have an awards show. It's like the national Mary Kay sales meeting or some shit.

By Ken Mehlman, on January 17, 2008 09:17:50
OMG Tom Cruise is s superhuman. He sure is a giving, caring, wonderful man.....according to the slanted crazy video with the annoying voice over dude practically sucking tommy girl off

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 09:24:33
Honestly, why are all these videos popping up suddenly? I think this is Tom and/or Scientologists begging for attention. Do you really think they care if 90 people think they're crazy if they bag 10 more? I'd take this down, neither party deserves the attention.

I'd love to see Tom Cruise get butchered by Richard Dawkins or Christopher Hitchens.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 09:27:44
Their study technology needs to learn how to spell Houston Chronical (sic).

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 09:32:41
Ahhhh... these are parody videos, right? Nobody could really take this seriously, right? Right? Please say yes.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 09:46:56
Poor Suri,
She's obviously the result of
extra terrestrial anal probing.

By Dan, on January 17, 2008 09:55:05
I didn't notice this, someone else did, but it's worth mentioning.

Somewhere in one of the videos they have testimonials from a fireman/trainer and a school board exec. Both have (in brackets) RET after their names. RET as in retired?

(Or retarded...)

Can anyone say PAID ENDORSEMENT?

By Vigilante, on January 17, 2008 10:01:55
WTF is a "class 4 OT 7", because if you listen thats how he was introduced.

And that whole intro was just one giant ego stroke for Tom.

By Trax, on January 17, 2008 10:06:14
The announcer sounds he just came from one of those "Caught On Tape" shows about disasters and cops chases.
If they are so powerful and all-knowing, why don't they start helping more people with their gifts?

One question, are there any working class scientologists, i.e "streetseepers"?? Fucking doubt it!

BAT-SHIT CRAZY!!!!!

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 10:07:33
Interesting. Frankly, I dont see 'them' saying anything that no other religious group (psydo- or otherwise) doesnt contend they they are capable of doing. Every religion on the planet wants to convince you that they have the recipe for making ice. Once everyone figures out that they already have the recipe, all religion will be proven pointless.

By valerie, on January 17, 2008 10:17:02
david is going to prison

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 10:18:38
"Their study technology needs to learn how to spell Houston Chronical (sic)."

As Tom has said, dyslexia is only a balel.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 10:24:44
it means retired.

this shit is crazy. These videos use completely exaggerated statistics and make mountains out of molehills (i.e. Tom Cruise visits the U.S. Ed. Dept. and NASA). If this stuff really happened and brought the "changes" the narrator proclaims, why is 99% of the world learning about it through these stupid cultish videos?

still, i can't help but to fear for the sake of humanity if this nonsense continues to propagate. Even 1 scientologist in a room of 1,000 (normal) people is too many.

btw, if i hear Tom Cruise say "[people don't talk shit] too my face" one more time, i will seriously give that midget the beatdown of his life - after i tell him how stupid he is for about 45 minutes. Seriously, is anyone(really) scared of that lunatic?

By tony, on January 17, 2008 10:32:47
Bravest Buying the Tom Cruise Quack Medical Fraud

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 10:35:36
FAKE! This is totally fake. It HAS to be fake. There just can't be people that fucking crazy out there .... could there? Please, I really need this to be fake. Oh boy.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 10:36:09
The inalienable hilarious irony is the fact that their practicing a religion created in the 50s by a SCIENCE FICTION writer. It is a testament to how much people resemble sheep that they'd follow someone who pretends for a living into a religion. What are Tom's credentials? What is his educational background ie why should anyone listen to him or any celebrities about anything let alone about how aliens are trapped in our volcanos?

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 10:37:59
This is just plain SCARY. Whoever said that Tom Cruise is the Antichrist is probably not far from the truth. How does a person become that brainwashed? And how has he become such an expert on so many things, anyway? All this from a man who BARELY graduated from high school - if he even did. Tom is fed up with psychiatry? Well, I, and many others are fed up with TOM. Boycott everything that has to do with him, his wife and $cientology.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 10:42:36
Do you have to have a lisp to be a scientologist?

By Troy, on January 17, 2008 10:43:48
I am just waiting for the mass suicide that will lead all the members up to the space-ship that is hiding behind a giant commit.
I'm waiting with baited breath here, come on, when is the next commit swinging by?

By Princess, on January 17, 2008 10:49:02
Tom Cruise Can't Put Out These Fires

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 10:50:26
Freak me out...
These people are CRAZY! And, this "religion" is like some multi-level marketing scheme. It's creepy and it's based on the lunatic ramblings of a paranoid schizophrenic. How about the HIP HIP HOORAYS for good ol' "LRH" at the end? They could just as well have been chanting "Heil Hitler"! Gross. Can't Tom Cruise meet with some unfortunate accident? Like a stake through the heart? Or a silver bullet? He's "super human" according to his bogus religion, so what does it take to take him down? Kryptonite? Oh, and I love all their goofy acronyms...LRH, KSW, OT, PC...WTF? I've got one - Tom Cruise and All Scientologists - NTST...Nuttier Than Squirrel Turds!

I'm going to publish this as 'anonymous' because I'd hate to meet with an unfortunate accident myself...go to www.xenu.net if you like horror stories - these nut jobs are like the KGB and the Stasi - frightening!

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 10:52:49
tom cruise wtf dude

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 11:15:27
Eh...enough with this guy. He's a crazy homo, great, you've just described half of Los Angeles.

More naked sluts please. And I don't mean Bai Ling and her tootsie roll nipples.

By J-Bird, on January 17, 2008 11:34:55
Scientology is the new Amway.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 11:40:30
Hey J-Bird,

Stop complaining and shut the fuck up. Now get off the computer, clean up your cot in the basement, wash that crunchy sock and take out the damn garbage.

By J-Bird's mom, on January 17, 2008 11:43:58
WTF is a "class 4 OT 7", because if you listen thats how he was introduced.

"And that whole intro was just one giant ego stroke for Tom."

By Trax, on January 17, 2008 10:06:14

Class 4 OT 7 means that Tom is the pivot man at the circle jerks.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 11:45:18
Jesus Christ those are some scary ass videos.

By Tracer, on January 17, 2008 11:45:24
those are saturday night live skits, right?

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 11:52:16
didn't michael jackson have this god complex at one point? look what happened to him.

and someone should tell tom to lay off the *maniacal laughter* if he wants to be taken seriously.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 11:58:02
Yeah, I'd like to use the sock a few more times before it goes in the hamper. Saving energy..."green living" and all that.

By J-Bird, on January 17, 2008 11:58:32
Ummm. I had NO idea how important Tom Cruise and Scientology really is. I think I'm ready for my personality test.

By Joe Mahma, on January 17, 2008 12:09:26
The subtitling of ENGLISH SPEAKING NEW YORKERS is the height of arrogance.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 12:10:23
Holy shit is right! I'm not sure what pisses me off more, TC's attacks on mental health professionals or his cult targeting the vulnerable members of the FDNY post 9-11. As a firefighter's wife it offends me to see some jerkass with no medical background professing to be knowledgable about the inner complexes of the human mind. Let's all give TC the finger and stop supporting his work and lets add his pathetic wife and the rest of the "clan" to that list. Now excuse me while I go trash my Minority Report DVD.

By lanorigb, on January 17, 2008 12:24:20
OMG, this isn't real is it? Please tell me it isn't real...their current savior/leader is Tom effing Cruise? Ah, I see now...we should look to Hollywood for our wise leaders. Makes total sense.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 12:34:35
Whoa, Bai Ling is J-Bird's mom!!!

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 12:42:12
It's really fucked up how they are trying to use 9/11 to further there cult.

By Trax, on January 17, 2008 12:43:14
What is that saying...'If you don't stand for something, you'll FALL FOR ANYTHING'? Lawsie have mercy, how could you betray us, Maverick?

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 12:48:53
Has anyone told the NYFD that L Ron Hubbard is dead? because they mention his name as if he were still alive.

If people ever thought that Cruise was a humble man, this should tell them otherwise.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 12:51:40
This stuff is almost as scary as those other cults that worship an invisible man that lives in the sky.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 12:52:13
He still hasn't explained anything at all about the religion except they are masters of beating around the bush..

So I guess when Tom has sex with Katie he says..TOM CRUISE doesn't have to ask permission...

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 12:57:05
Unbelievable. Actually the only thing funny about this post is in the tags. Sorry, but I had to laugh when one of the tags listed was, "John Travolta Gay."

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 13:11:24
Tom the one and only Scientology Pick Up Artist. Mystery is very proud of you.

Hope this stuff will be the basis for a lot of South Park episodes. Tom came out of the closet and presented us with this new gospel. Now who needs Jesus anymore. Now I ask myself everyday WWTCD (What would Tom Cruise do?)

By Eric Cartman, on January 17, 2008 13:34:30
Two snaps up for the decor—Ramses The Semi-Grand Parties In Laughlin! I also loved the part where they spoke in Klingon, gibberish, and English interchangeably. And the nod to the Deceased Lurch, I mean, *LRH*, looking like a sausage in a tux off to stage right.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 13:35:54
trax, class 4 OT 7 means that tom is 'clear', which means that he is free of the bad aliens which inhabit the rest of us (wogs or raw meat to a scieno) and that he is now fully a thetan, which means he is spirit and not body. as an 'operating thetan 7 (hence the OT7) tom can also 'clear' other scienos and other fun stuff. it also means he's given them a shitton of money and is thoroughly brainwashed.

if anyone is confused by the weird language that tom uses here in these vids, they should check out xenu.net, which is a website which will explain the utter insanity of scientology to you. it IS a cult, and a very dangerous one, and whenever i drive by the center in hollywood i scream 'hey you fucking clams' out the window of my car at them. because they believe we evolved from clams. this is a good way to get them feeling like fuckwits as they walk around in their starched blue shirts and khaki pants like fucking drones.

12:51, if you're a scieno, lron is still alive. he is not on this physical plane any longer, but he's not dead.

unfortunately i'm an SP and am totally out-ethics for having said all of the above. 1.1 on the tone scale for the win!

/end sarcasm

By galley, on January 17, 2008 13:37:52
I don't believe having a religion is part of the requirement to live as a human being. People need to chill the fuck out.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 13:44:21
TOM CRUISE CAN'T BE STOPPED

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 13:48:15
I guess it wouldn't be as effective to have, say, Danny Masterson or Giovanni Ribisi as your Hollywood spokesman. I wonder if there's jealousy and dissent within the Scientology actor ranks. Will Smith--HE's a contender. Watch your back Tom.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 13:54:43
"Whoa, Bai Ling is J-Bird's mom!!!"

I wish...at least then I'd be a little better at math.

By J-Bird, on January 17, 2008 13:59:57
"TOM CRUISE CAN'T BE STOPPED"

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 13:48:15

Religious leaders have been stopped for centuries.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 15:04:41
This reminds me of the Josie and the Pussycats
movie.
I feel like I'm being brainwashed.

I literally crawl out of my skin when he starts
laughing then abruptly stops and gives you the
death stare.

He's going to take over the world.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 15:14:28
I think Tom Cruise should be arrested for suggesting that Scientologists should shoot psychiatrists just like Christians do to abortion doctors. This crazy needs to be put away in jail.

By Donkey Punch, on January 17, 2008 15:55:20
What's with the hokey voice and graphics? Isn't Scientology overflowing with cash...and that's the best they could come up with?!

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 16:09:22
Iceman would never fall for that shit.

**bites gum**

By Jennifer, on January 17, 2008 17:10:39
Wow. Idiots with money and braindead followers. It's absolutely terrifying to realize the power that moronic celebrities like Tom Cruise can hold over their stupid idiot fans. WAKE UP YOU FREAKS, Scientology is total crap.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 17:12:42
as much as I can't stand Tom for his narcissistic personality. He is very correct about the antidepressants. Unfortunately he is so crazy acting this will be thought of as untrue. the school shooting are connected to the drug and they are harder to get off of than heroin. And they make people very ill and violent. If you have a loved one on these drugs and their personality has changed. Don't think it is their illness it is the drug

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 17:13:52
Think about it. You're a small, unimpressive, unintelligent man that got lucky by being put into many well-made movies. Then you get into a cult where everyone worships you, thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread and heck, even walk several paces behind you like you were a king or something. Tom has bought into this cult of retards because he gets to be King Retard. He loves the adulation, power corrupts...absolute power corrupts absolutely. He is certifiably INSANE.

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 17:15:37
This stuff is almost as scary as those other cults that worship an invisible man that lives in the sky.

Hey now, at least three out of four physicists believe dark matter and dark energy are completely plausible. Why would you mock three out of four physicists?

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 17:32:53
I miss Tom Cruise in a wheelchair

By Jello Biafra, on January 17, 2008 17:52:03
Douche nozzle denies that he is recruiting that soccor player but his plum smuggler uniform is sponsored by a $cientology franchise. Yeah, I'm an SP.......

By Dick Fitzwell, on January 17, 2008 18:29:55
Wow, does he just turn over his paychecks to this nut-job cult? Because why else would he be so devoted to its obvious lunacy? He is just pretending to go along with it because he got suckered in to giving them his bank account, and now he has to stand close to try to make it profitable, or get some recovery. You don't really believe him do you? After all, he is merely an actor! He gets paid to make fiction look real!!

By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 19:57:56
You know this would be like if Gene Roddenberry created a religion based on Star Trek. All hail the great a wise Spock, "Live long and prosper".

By Trax, on January 17, 2008 20:32:08
"Scientology is the new Amway."

OMG HAHAHAHAHAH!! So true!!

The whole video did have that feel to it huh? The OTT music, the OTT commentary.

Yuck!!

By Amway seller, on January 17, 2008 23:49:01
Hmm, he's obviously one of the CoS's biggest "stars" and yet more and more he's becoming a source of embarrassement and problems for them. These videos have made it around the world and pretty much everyone thinks he's a freak and his marriage a sham.

Interesting how this'll play out.

We'll see how resilient and effective "LRH tech" and their other so-called methods are when it comes to a problem like this.

By Jim Jones, on January 18, 2008 02:10:52
Most important article:

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/9363363/inside_scientology

By anonymous, on January 18, 2008 04:03:26
""I'd like to start a religion. That's where the money is.""

- L. Ron Hubbard to Lloyd Eshbach, in 1949; quoted by Eshbach in OVER MY SHOULDER: REFLECTIONS ON A SCIENCE FICTION ERA, Donald M. Grant Publisher. 1983

I think that says it all, but of course Scientologists denies he ever said this, but hell I wouldn't be surprised

By anonymous, on January 18, 2008 05:21:50
@17:32:53

Plausible means;

Believable, possible, likely, conceivable … Doesn’t mean it’s real, just that it could be! So 3 out 4 physicists saying that doesn't mean much.

@20:32:08, but that's not logical captain!

By anonymous, on January 18, 2008 05:31:46
When is someone going to shoot this man? Do I have to silence everyone around here?

By anonymous, on January 18, 2008 05:36:55
::a little pee came out when I watched him::

I'll say it again. He scares the hell out of me. The look, the tone, the delivery. I feel like he's going to jump out of the monitor and tear my skull open and eat my brain.

Imagine being around him everyday?

WTF is "Kate" thinking?

By Tazznum1, on January 18, 2008 06:53:27
this is all more disturbing even than neoconservatism

By Marianne, on January 18, 2008 06:53:49
i mean, i thought jolie was a self-obsessed global PR do-gooder, but she's positively lethargic compared to this insanity.

By Marianne, on January 18, 2008 06:54:33
The other videos were jaw-dropping. The video where he gets the medal turned my stomach. I couldn't watch the whole thing. I no longer read stories about him or his robo-wife, definitely don't watch his movies, and wonder how far the cult will get before someone steps up and does something about it. Does anyone else get the feeling that something really, really bad will eventually happen because of Scientology and everyone will wonder why something wasn't DONE about it. As for me, I didn't realize how sick I was of Tom Cruise and his cult ramblings until I heard "Old Time Rock and Roll" the other day and had to change the channel. Geez, now I hate Bob Seger because he sang a song ASSOCIATED with Tom Cruise.

By TrayC, on January 18, 2008 08:39:50
An actor pushing a cult created by a writer. I love it. It's so fucking brilliant it blows my mind. Scientology is a cult because it worshiped a living man. L.R "douchebag" Hubbard. It worships a human being. That's the definition of a cult. So, no, it's not a religion.

True story. Me and my mom visited a Scientology center. I got bored and was sitting on the steps and this little blond chick comes from inside and tells me Spanish services begin in five mines. I looked at her, blinked, and went "erm ... that's cool ... but I don't speak Spanish". Ha, she looked so mortified and she just went back inside without saying a word. I guess I have brown hair and that makes me Spanish ... uhu ... go aryan race ...

By anonymous, on January 18, 2008 08:45:02
Someone mentioned xenu.net above and I checked it out, and encourage you to as well. Wow. Yeah, the site is biased BUT these guys are a cult that preys on the vulnerable. Pray for the CoS fucks who try to recruit anyone in MY family, b/c they'll be booked on a one-way bus ride to New Painland with a stopover in the quaint village of Mayhem-on-your-Thetan-Ass.

By ken Mehlman, on January 18, 2008 09:08:45
If you talk to the super freaky religious people, they'll tell you that the antichrist has already been born and is on this planet. I used to think that it's George Bush, but I change my mind. If that is all true about the antichrist, then it is Tom Cruise. He's got the devil in his eyes. Psycho. Uncompromisingly evil. Here's a guy who'd do anything to conquer the world and squash anything in his way to achieve it. I hope he doesn't get into politics. With all the dumb people in this country, some may actually vote for him. Fuck, I hate him. I actually get the shivers when I look at his ugly face, those bad teeth, and that annoying smirk.

By Tom Cruise has f'ed up teeth, on January 18, 2008 09:21:09
I also think of a comparison to something as evil as Hitler was when I watch the original 9minute video. Having read Hollywood Interrupted as well as affidavits of Hubbard's son and others, I conclude that this is no longer a joke. This is seriously scary. He says things like "We are the authority of minds..., etc." and he really means it. Not only that, their actions so far have already proved they are capable of evil and dangerous things. I think that something should be done before it gets even worse.

By anonymous, on January 18, 2008 09:48:28
"Scientology is a cult because it worshiped a living man."

Sounds familiar...

By J-Bird, on January 18, 2008 10:24:27
-rolls eyes- asswipe

By anonymous, on January 18, 2008 13:50:53
Um, (aw, shucks) made complete sense to me, although I read L.Ron's books and can decode the lingo. Maybe too much knowledge is NOT a good thing?

Hear ye why we all should follow Cruise five letter like Christ. Because I say it's five letters.

Love the fart comment. A clear knows that methane emissions are sacred passages of body thetans leaving the mothership. All of you really need my help. All of you. Really. You need me to be able to understand. Bodily emissions are not to be dismissed as gay events; joy bringing enough as the sounds ring may be. Cloying odor is the essence of the spirits of our celestial brothers and sisters and should be enjoyed rather than scorned, as the unenlightened and ignorant, Matt Lauer being an example, will assume. Matt was SO disheartening for me; he almost made me need to go back to the e-meter for correction as he ingests copious amounts of vitamin C and produces loud and odoriferous emissions while being glib on air; these emissions confounding and interfering with a true fart passing event of one of our thetans. Which is why I must spread the truth; sing to all the world the tenets of $cientology, for there are false prophets and deliberate farters who are out to pervert the true and Godly doctrine only I can bring to those who are clear and willing to follow. Never, ever ignore the passage of wind without a silent prayer of greeting to those we cannot see, but can hear and smell. And, never, EVER light a match during a thetan/body passing event as you will destroy by fire the spirit of your brother or sister in the scientologihood!

p.s. I don't remember anything in the doctrine about people worshiping L.Ron. Not accurate. People make stuff up because Scientology is overblown and Hubbard's writings like a long, giant horrible term paper cut and pasted without reference to the owner of the words, and is mostly out of context-other people's writings, philosophies including the Bible and modern science fiction writers. If you or your source has not read all that stuff through history, AND read Hubbard's writings, then be careful what you believe others to be saying on the topic. Scientology is considered a form of Christianity, at least according to the U.S. Supreme court who granted them the tax benefits of a recognized religion when L.Ron got busted for tax evasion. I was young and crazy enough to read a lot of "stuff." If you speedread, want to be a $tologist, want to refute the doctrine, want to be TC's new best friend, then go ahead and read until your eyeballs fall out of their sockets, and you STILL won't get to the bottom of $cientology because there IS no bottom, no point, no substance, no firm philosophy, and even Cruise knows this. It's about POWER and CONTROL like any other zealot cult out there. When you have that level of money, and don't need THINGS, the next step is either being a politician or a religious cult leader controlling millions of people's minds and thinking. IMH and well read O.

By TCthenewJC, on January 18, 2008 20:43:20
WTF is "Kate" thinking?

mayb her lik ruff anal sex wit chicklet teeth man.

By Dumb Bob, on January 19, 2008 00:29:43
wtf is up with the end of the first clip?! Its like a fucking preview for Mission Impossible.

A giant arena and he's a lone warrior on the edge of it all? God, someone's doing some major ego stroking.

By anonymous, on January 21, 2008 07:51:32
The world is full of crazies. What gets me are the people who buy into other crazy people's rantings. If this man was -not- a movie star, but some regular guy on the street people would not be blinking twice at him.

Its like that homeless person ranting about the end of the world and how we're doomed to hell, just becuase Cruise has been in movies and has this ridiculous concept of "fame" (which like it or not, we are all contributing to - even me - by commenting and further fueling him and other 'celebutards') there are those mindless fuck-wits who are uncapable of a single original thought buying into this bull shit. Thats what pisses me off, who gives a rat's ass what some nancy boy actor who has never held a -real- job in his life (if anyone says that acting is a real job, I'll smack them) thinks. He contributes nothing to society. Ohh, entertainment...yay...becuase we can't go read a book or anything. In previous societies those people would have been sacrificed.

By anonymous, on January 21, 2008 08:19:56
hey TCthenewJC,

lron is, among other things like being fucking certifiable BSC, 'source'. which means he pretty much is god to a scieno. read up more, kthx

By anonymous, on January 22, 2008 12:28:57
Tom Cruise is the ANTICHRIST!!! Doesnt anyone see it? He built how many schools all over the world? OMG! That cult of a religion he's in is insane! Before you know it we'll all be ruled by it and all of us "normal people" will become their slaves, or maybe even get killed off by them because WE're "evil". F*CK TOM CRUISE! if our planet dies it's cuz of that guy. Someone needs to put him to an end. Can someone assasinate this A-Hole already????

By SBomgWEreALLgonnaDIE, on January 25, 2008 16:26:14
They're like the Nazis. I don't get it. Why are they like super human? And what exactly are they trying to change? Are they supposed to be descendants of aliens or something?

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 18:48:55
Is there any place that I can watch the whole thing in one clip? Or more importantly, download it all, so that I can preserve it against when all these sites take it down?

By Rekrul, on January 28, 2008 22:45:46
Fucking. Lunatics.

I feel SOOO bad for Katie Holmes.

By kk, on January 28, 2008 23:06:59
When they are talking about actors who gave money to their "Air Detox" centres, the names don't match the pictures of the cheques... When they say Paul MacCartney, we see Paul Newman's name go by... Was Paul Newman not big enough for Scientology?

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 05:55:57
"Is there any place that I can watch the whole thing in one clip?"

You're lucky you could see this in pieces without spending your life savings and dying poor and insane.

By Lisa, on January 30, 2008 01:21:37