40 Comments:

• paris needs to stop with the weaves.
  she looks better without clothes.

  By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 18:41:51

• Paris doesn't kiss girls? That's his argument? That we should believe when someone says that there is something Paris Hilton won't do? And that that thing is KISSING GIRLS?
  
  the mind boggles.

  By oakling, on January 31, 2008 19:04:37

• The other chick is hot. Paris is a huge slut, though.

  By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 19:11:47

• Her name is "Eggplant"???

  By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 19:19:42

• man hands, bottom right

  By yuk, on January 31, 2008 19:20:52

• I never thought I'd be glad to see a story about Paris Hilton. I guess any reprieve from the Britney 'tard a thon is welcome

  By coolpapa, on January 31, 2008 19:29:35

• Paris has been fucking girls for years- that's no secret.

  By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 19:37:59

• Such fucking bullshit. Pear-ASS SMELL-ton doesn't kiss girls, eh? Pear-ASS would kiss anything that would give her more publicity; she's the original media whore.
  
  Pear-ASS is such a media whore that we'll soon see her standing on a street corner, naked from the waist down, pissing on herself. Imagine how much publicity you could get from that, you disgusting herpes infested whore...

  By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 19:40:40

• This would have been interesting back before Elisha's testicles descended.

  By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 19:41:45

• i was coming on here to comment on the man-hands, but i see somebody already beat me to it lol.

  By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 20:04:29

• Paris has some nice perky titties.

  By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 20:08:25

• I never thought I would be so glad to see a story about Paris. I need a Brit break. Thanks Todd.

  By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 20:10:33

• BS! Why would her rep say something stupid like that and she did well then I hope that she fires the dumb ass. Bisexuality sales.

  By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 20:11:06

• Paris' new girlfriend would find cleaner fluids to ingest in a Russian bio weapon plant.

  By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 20:35:47

• Ok,my question is:how can that girl maneuver around Paris' huge toucan beak to even kiss her?

  By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 21:07:48

• Fuck a Paris Hilton and fuck a Britney Spears. I'm tired of hearing about all of these crazy white people.

  By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 21:28:14

• Addition...Paris has been at Falcon at least two sunday's this month for The L-Word.

  By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 21:43:34

• THAT'S HOT

  By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 21:46:29

• I love it when pairASS does something idiotic that's documented with photographs, then she lies about it or gets her stupid PR spin doctor asshole to say something like "oh, that never happened". Like the time she told Larry King that she has never done drugs, and this site was currently showing pictures of her smoking dope & snorting coke. She's such a brain dead retard; I guess she doesn't know about "this here thingy called the internet", where pictures of her being a total slut & druggie are located.
  
  PairASS being shown to be a brain dead moronic slut, continual liar & total media whore - That's Hot!

  By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 22:49:51

• I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick...

  By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 00:38:56

• Fuck a Paris Hilton and fuck a Britney Spears. I'm tired of hearing about all of these crazy white people.
  
  By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 21:28:14
  
  
  Word' bro, me iz tired of hearing about those crazy crackaz!

  By LeAntionius Friedchickenson, on February 1, 2008 01:22:30

• Even Keith Patridge's hands weren't as manly. I don't think this "eggplant" qualifies as a female. So. Yes. Paris doesn't kiss real girls.

  By Daniel Bonadouche, on February 1, 2008 01:29:28

• Say what you want about Paris, but no heterosexual male would look at those topless pics and conclude that she isn't smoking hot. Nice little boobies on her.

  By J-Bird, on February 1, 2008 05:11:55

• Maybe if Paris had stuck with chicks, she wouldn't [i]have[/i] the herpes...

  By JAC, on February 1, 2008 05:36:22

• J-Bird, I hope your dick falls off and your fingers stop working so we can stop hearing about the disgusting skanks you'd fuck. Nobody cares. Just shut up. Think of something else to say for once.

  By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 06:42:26

• J-Bird, I am a female and I agree with you. As much as I can't stand this skank, one has to admit, she has absolutely beautiful breasts.

  By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 06:46:25

• "J-Bird, I hope your dick falls off and your fingers stop working so we can stop hearing about the disgusting skanks you'd fuck. Nobody cares. Just shut up. Think of something else to say for once."
  
  No, I will not. Look, the only reason I visit this place during work is to see the occasional Lohan sideboob and the occasional Kelly Brook muff, in between staring at MS Excel all day. If I like what I see, I will express my appreciation via a pithy sentence of approval. I don't come here for social commentary or whatever. Sorry, babe.

  By J-Bird, on February 1, 2008 07:47:54

• I understand representatives have a job to do but at least make it seem feasible

  By Love2Read, on February 1, 2008 08:10:24

• wtf? those are some serious man hands! ew.

  By BloodyWhore. , on February 1, 2008 10:18:54

• I hate to admit it but she has a nice rack of lamb going and if it were not for the scary hands of the other woman I would have gotten a semi by looking at those photos.

  By Pat Bateman, on February 1, 2008 10:19:58

• paris hilton kisses anything she is a WHORE and they kiss and fuck anything around them ,and whats with the old pictures from the cell phone ???

  By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 10:35:43

• *SQUAWK!* *CAW!*

  By adom, on February 1, 2008 13:06:42

• I'm sure there's other pictures of this bisexual whore fake fucking or going down on some chick. Yeah; pear-ass doesn't kiss girls. She just dry humps with them...

  By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 14:58:37

• What a lying twat. That other poster is right; her PR person just doesn't give a shit if what he says can be immediately proven to be a lie. Both of them need brain transplants. She's bi-sexual, no doubt about it...

  By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 15:51:07

• You know to have been born wealthy and such, she is really tacky, tastelsss and has no class.

  By Busted, on February 1, 2008 17:46:24

• I'm surprised this bisexual whore is even alive. She's ruined her family name through her twat flashing, lying, drunken orgies & drug taking (all videod/photographed because, what moron doesn't think this should be captured for posterity?); what her family took 3 generations to build up, she desecrated & destroyed in 10 years. It's well known that her constant & disgusting media whoring and lacivious stupidity embarrassed her grandfather so much that he gave away 97% of the family fortune.
  
  If I were in a family like that, and a self centered, self promoting slutty whore like her caused my relatives to give away my inheritance, she'd be dead before she even took another breath. Too bad it hasn't happened yet...

  By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 18:53:59

• Whatever. Paris-whore, you're time is up!!

  By Kim Karashidan, on February 1, 2008 20:04:03

• ROTFLMBAO @ can barely even wait to start masturbating to the thought of a Valtrex-scented retard. truer words were never spoken!!!

  By islandgirl7, on February 2, 2008 15:28:11

• She's a lying slutty whore; she's been proven to be knowingly lying so many times, it shouldn't be shocking by now.
  
  Why does the media insist on shoving images of this slut with her wonky eyed/big nosed/size 95 feet down our throats? Why do they ask this ignorant, uneducated high school dropout with an IQ under 100 & an undeserved sense of entitlement anything at all? She's so stupid, self centered & delusional that she can't differentiate between truth & fiction, so why ask her a question & expect honesty?
  
  She's such a media whore that I keep expecting to see her try to sell videos of herself masturbating, or her standing on a street corner naked from the waist down, pissing on herself. The less I see of pearASS, the better I feel...

  By anonymous, on February 4, 2008 00:03:45

• Fuck this stupid twat. She's a fucking liar; always has been, always will be...

  By anonymous, on February 4, 2008 23:13:57