Dear Scarlett, would you just get naked already? We've been waiting, and gravy and gravity are always right outside the door. Could you share it while it's nice, please?
Dear Scarlett, either come to terms with the fact that you're only famous because you're incredibly fuckable and get naked or stop teasing us with half naked cocktease shots. In fact fuck that, you don't get to make the choice. Just get naked ... and soon goddamnit, I've been nursing this boner for about two years now.
if im not wrong she was previously dating josh hartnett for two years and before of that she dated jared leto for a year... i dont see why shes called a slut when shes just been into relationships. what are lilo and paris then¿
Is it really appropriate to call her an undercover whore? Everybody knows how much of a cumslut she is now. I think the pussy's officially outta the bag.
And what dumb fuck would want to be the LAST guy to fuck Scarlett Johansson. What a chump!
23 Comments:
Leave Your CommentDear Scarlett, would you just get naked already? We've been waiting, and gravy and gravity are always right outside the door. Could you share it while it's nice, please?
By anonymous, on January 21, 2008 11:25:27
From Alanis to Scarlett.
Upgrade.
By anonymous, on January 21, 2008 11:34:14
Apparently Todd only fucks virgins.
Snagging a top ten, rich piece of ass when she's 23 years old? Smart move. Ripping on him because his girl is a 'whore'? Hatin.
Stop the hate Todd. Its MLK day.
By Jim, on January 21, 2008 11:38:57
Apparently, "Jim" only fucks whores.
By John, on January 21, 2008 11:56:31
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on January 21, 2008 12:15:33
Way to defend a total stranger, John. Thats sure to curry favor with Todd!!!
PS--I love whores. Like yo momma.
By Jim, on January 21, 2008 12:49:35
Yeah she's hot and should just show it all while it still looks good because she's got some major pork potential.
By anonymous, on January 21, 2008 13:45:41
Dear Scarlett, either come to terms with the fact that you're only famous because you're incredibly fuckable and get naked or stop teasing us with half naked cocktease shots. In fact fuck that, you don't get to make the choice. Just get naked ... and soon goddamnit, I've been nursing this boner for about two years now.
By That guy who grabbed your boob that time., on January 21, 2008 14:00:41
Jesus christ, who the hell cares how many people she's fucked? She's a class of hotness above what people call hot in hollywood.
By Mark, on January 21, 2008 14:05:29
if im not wrong she was previously dating josh hartnett for two years and before of that she dated jared leto for a year... i dont see why shes called a slut when shes just been into relationships. what are lilo and paris then¿
By eat_your_make_up, on January 21, 2008 14:56:37
Is it really appropriate to call her an undercover whore? Everybody knows how much of a cumslut she is now. I think the pussy's officially outta the bag.
And what dumb fuck would want to be the LAST guy to fuck Scarlett Johansson. What a chump!
By Tony, on January 21, 2008 16:08:00
Will you fuckers back off.....we whores are people too damn it, we just happen to looove the dick :)
By anonymous, on January 21, 2008 16:47:30
Photoshop really helps her out. In person she has nasty skin and is flabby. Just an average everyday chick, not even remotely special.
By anonymous, on January 21, 2008 17:27:25
bob lik to fuk hors bettr to virgin. vigin wit teh bleedng n teh cryng an teh skreemng, n not da good skreem or cry ro bleed. hor bettr.
mayb todd go splod 4 moohamed an getd teh 72 virgn in pardice
By Dumb Bob, on January 21, 2008 20:24:14
Oh the irony of "dumb bob" trying to sound stupid on purpose.
Are you "prettyboy" in disguise?
By anonymous, on January 22, 2008 01:58:08
You look great, Scarlet, but...
Step outside now and then and get at least a light tan on your body. You look like a stinkin' vampire!
By just-this-guy, on January 22, 2008 04:54:16
You just know she moisturizes her face every night with a warm jizz cream.
By anonymous, on January 22, 2008 06:52:50
So true, 17:27. My thoughts exactly.
By anonymous, on January 22, 2008 08:51:42
I'd still suck a fart out of her ass with a bendy straw ...
By anonymous, on January 22, 2008 11:27:02
she moisterizes with jizz and piss and you know what she uses for a mask flies are all over her when she does that
By anonymous, on January 22, 2008 14:21:33
my infatuation with her ended when she fucked Woody Allen.
By anonymous, on January 22, 2008 15:11:54
Oh the irony of "dumb bob" trying to sound stupid on purpose.
Are you "prettyboy" in disguise?
u say prettyboy dum? u dum!
By Dumb Bob, on January 22, 2008 15:55:24
A truly beautiful woman....
By anonymous, on January 22, 2008 22:02:48
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