39 Comments:

• I didn't know Australia had any actresses other than Nicole Kidman. Sophie is a bit too tan to follow in her footsteps I think. Need more albinos!!!

  By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 12:34:16

• But I guess she makes up for it with a much better rack than Nicole. I love milk!

  By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 12:36:03

• ive always foudn her face scary lookimg... she looks like someonw who does lots of coke... she has a face for it... yup coke and pleather

  By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 12:45:42

• Damn she is scary looking! NOT attractive at all! BLECH!!!!!!

  By Anonymous, on January 8, 2008 12:46:42

• Spectacular rack, but she could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence with those choppers.

  By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 12:47:34

• She looks like a Jessica Simpson clone.

  By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 12:47:44

• Look at her out there freezing cold. Coffee and cigarettes diet. Smelly girl. YUCK!

  By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 12:51:41

• I'm pretty sure Benji's 2007 tax return listed "Banging Sophie Monk" as his occupation. Now that's going to have to change for 2008...

  By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 12:57:14

• So it's blonde bimbo day at IDLYITW.com. Todd must be horny.

  By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 13:03:39

• is that him in the main pic? he looks smokin' (pun intended)...no really he looks hot in that main pic...then i googled him and yikes...

  By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 13:25:30

• Yum.
  
  Coffee and cigarette breath is the best!

  By JMR, on January 8, 2008 13:34:11

• Gah...she looks like a blonde Fergie. Nasty.

  By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 13:46:50

• Who is it that "speculates" about what these losers are up to?

  By Pigez Hilton is who!, on January 8, 2008 14:28:55

• Now she can have that threesome with Alvin and Simon, while Theodore tapes it.

  By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 14:30:41

• Her tits sag no good and why is she news hefe ?? who is she no one knows has she done porn??

  By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 14:42:08

• Is that Nick Stokes from CSI?

  By Kristin, on January 8, 2008 15:04:34

• Awww, and for a second I thought that might've been Vin Diesel.
  
  Hey, Marky V! What you been up to lately, baby? Other than collecting hot chicks on MySpace, I mean.
  
  Please don't tell me you've spent the last two years playing W.o.W. I'd have to kick your ass.
  
  In the REAL world.
  
  

  By Vigilante, on January 8, 2008 15:13:08

• All women who smoke cigarettes should be shot. Wait, I take that back...all women who smoke cigarettes should be tortured, then shot. Seriously, female smokers contribute nothing to the world except for bad breath and bitchy chronic-PMS attitude.

  By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 15:20:16

• Two words: Australian Fergie.
  
  At least she has the decency to do nude scenes.

  By TheBig28, on January 8, 2008 15:21:23

• i wouldn't want that bitch after that douche from good charlotte got his dick wet in it

  By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 16:17:26

• She looks like a mutant billy piper.
  
  

  By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 16:37:52

• Meh.
  
  Yet another boring cookie cutter blonde.

  By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 18:22:50

• Sophie Monk's boobs = big :-)

  By Tony, on January 8, 2008 18:25:15

• My God, how OLD is this beeyotch? She's so leathery and ugly! And that foundation caked on over her wrinkles is SO not hot...she's ass-ugly. No wonder she was with Benji Madden, she can't do any better! Besides, I heard he was into guys, so she's probably just a beard. Oh and in the main pic, she looks like a baboon. A baboon with fish lips. KLASSY!

  By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 18:57:03

• She has the face of a pig.

  By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 19:23:47

• I love that first photo of the two of them. The only way they could be interacting any less is if they were both diddling other people.. with their cigarettes, coffees, and bluetooths (teeth?) still attached to them.

  By I call bullshit, on January 8, 2008 21:31:43

• she's pretty damn fugly

  By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 22:28:32

• This is all she's famous for in Australia:
  
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bardot
  
  Winning on the reality show that pre-dates Idol. And her voice is terrible. Like her face.

  By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 22:55:52

• what's that racist bitch Jade Goody doing on here ?

  By rasko , on January 9, 2008 05:28:12

• If I was God, I would cause Ms Monk to develop a nauseous, toxic reaction to cocaine.
  
  Then I'd sit back and laugh at her, but in a benevolent God-ish kind of way.

  By eddy, on January 9, 2008 06:05:53

• Is it merely a coincidence that her last name is "Monk?" Does her middle name start with a "C"?

  By anonymous, on January 9, 2008 07:57:36

• Not true. They're still very much together, unfortunately.

  By anonymous, on January 9, 2008 09:46:43

• You know why all these Aussie chicks like American men? Because the Yanks like to "go down under". That's so funny, I just made myself pee my pants!

  By anonymous, on January 9, 2008 15:36:19

• Looks like Jessica Simpson. Not that that's a good thing...

  By anonymous, on January 9, 2008 15:39:27

• Looks like a used up stripper-coke-whore from 70's porn land. Stop rushing to look so old, honey. Skip the bleach, schedule a pore vacuuming facial and treat yourself to some serious dental work.

  By anonymous, on January 9, 2008 15:58:43

• IDLYITW said: Sophie Monk woke up one day and realized she was engaged to Benji Madden. That couldn't have been good.
  
  Well, imagine being him! That has to be worse. Waking up one day realizing that you are Benji Madden and you are not engaged to Sophie Monk.

  By anonymous, on January 9, 2008 17:37:20

• DAMN!!!!!She's one ugly bitch!!!!!!!!!

  By anonymous, on January 9, 2008 19:17:26

• bleah

  By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 07:55:12

• coked out 70's porn star is the perfect description...but i sorta like it....

  By anonymous, on January 10, 2008 10:51:13