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Tom Cruise Can't Handle The Truth

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Fucking awesome! Where's your Xenu now,Tommy?

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 21:09:09
I once met a guy who once robbed Anne Archer's house. Good for him.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 21:17:32
21:09:09, Xenu isn't a hero to Scientologists; Xenu is a space overlord from 75 million years ago who blew humanoids up on our planet.
Re: the mysterious powder, I wouldn't be surprised if it was sent by Scientologists to try to make the cult's opponents look bad. That would be a pretty mild tactic for them.

By FinkBarton, on January 31, 2008 21:50:01
I've always loved SouthPark, but the day they ran that Scientology episode, I wanted to give those guys a medal. True to form, the "Church" tried to get the episode yanked, but never succeeded. HA.

On a more depressing note, the voice of Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright) just dumped a $10 million dollar donation to her beloved cult. People are starving in the world, and L. Ron's love children are getting millions... ack. Just triggers the old gag reflex.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 21:53:02
Seriously one of the reasons why my mom is one of the greatest people I know:

We were passing by the Hollywood Church of Scientology headquarters when I was pretty young and I asked my mom what Scientology was. She told me that it was a bunch of crazy people giving their money to a church made up by a guy who wrote science fiction novels for a living so that they could solve their problems.

By NotBlonde, on January 31, 2008 22:16:07
Nancy Cartwright? So I guess the Simpsons never made fun of Scientology? :o(

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 00:45:45
Who is the cult member in the cream dress with the huge Xenus? I bet there are a few angry alien ghosts haunting those puppies. She can step out on to my bridge anytime. She wont be clear once I'm through with her...

By The Sprayah, on February 1, 2008 01:35:32
NotBlonde, she's pretty good in the sack, too.

Gina Gershon is one? That's a little disappointing.

Is that other girl the chick from Swim Fan? Dumb skank.

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 05:09:47
Any idea who the hot chick in the white dress is? I'd give my right nut to see her naked.

By Rick, on February 1, 2008 06:16:02
Some hot MILFS are in Scientology. Catherine Bell, hot woman with the giant gazongas next to her...who is she?, and the chick from CSI Miami. I might have to try Scientology for a few days. I'd definitely Xenu those women!

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 06:29:36
Sending envelopes containing white powder to Scientology churches is a VERY criminal thing to do! The intimidation tactics and financial requirements of Scientology churches are ALSO criminal! THIS IS A CULT. PERIOD.

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 06:43:11
Damn if Tom Cruise isn't COMPLETELY turning into that Tommy guy! Uncanny! Do a split-screen of Tom Cruise's freak-out on Matt Lauer next to that guy yelling at the BBC reporter (btw, God bless him). Keep sticking it to the Scientoloonies, IDLYITW, You rule!!!

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 07:43:11
Lol... I thoroughly enjoyed that BBC thing. It's pretty creepy how these guys to go such great lengths to follow people around and then try to expose people's pasts to everyone.
Why are they SO secretive? Why harass people just trying to do a story? Pretty ridiculous unless you have crap to hide aka, that you're really a cult and just wanna take people's money.

By LisaL, on February 1, 2008 07:49:53
the girl in the white dress is erika christensen, from traffic and that shitty movie swimfan.

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 09:15:58
Erika Christensen: "She attended Delphi Academy, a private primary and secondary school in Los Angeles that is run according to the philosophies of L. Ron Hubbard and the religion he created, Scientology. To research her role in _Traffic_, Christensen also consulted Narconon, a chain of drug rehab centers run by the Church of Scientology."

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 09:26:09
So, she was forced into it by her parents? That's sort of sad.

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 10:32:26
DUMB CHICKS believing in some green little guy hahahahahaha lunatics

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 10:36:35
Is this Anonymous' first strike? Awesome!

By Martin, on February 1, 2008 11:34:04
Fuck these creeps, MILFS or no MILFS.

By adom, on February 1, 2008 13:03:14
Tommy "Nazi" Davis (in the BBC video) is Anne Archer's son.

These people attempt to foist a "religion" on people with one of their main premises being that psychiatry is mind control and mind control is wrong...so, what is their alternative? Mind control.

What a bunch of assholes.

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 13:28:37
Funny to see how much Catherine Bell's boobs melted down.

By Val, on February 1, 2008 14:15:43
I've seen that South Park clip a million times but it never ceases to amazing me how fucking stupid Scientology is. It makes Christianity seem really smart and believable and Islam a lot less dumb.

By TheBig28, on February 1, 2008 16:18:29
Islam and Scientology are both dangerous and deadly cults. There's really no difference except Islam has a lot more members.

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 16:24:23
Can someone get a spell check for that video?

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 17:27:46
Please, please, please caption guy - learn the fucking english language before you ever approach a keyboard again. That was physically painful.

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 18:24:22
dude, they *so* sent it to themselves. what bullshit. i mean, these are the same people who fucking infiltrated and wiretapped the IRS and other goverment agencies with their whole 'operation snow white' ridiculousness to try and eliminate unfavorable reports about them.

they wish they were hated or feared enough to send talcum powder to. what a fucking joke.

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 19:43:52
I'd totally convert to Scientology is Erika Christenson let me titty fuck her and give her a protein face mask.

By Tony, on February 1, 2008 19:45:53
MILFS ARE FUCKIN HOT!!!!!!!!

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 19:46:37
I know these "celebrities" are all narcissistic selfish people whose every whim is pandered to by servants who act like they use their shit for toothpaste, but COME ON!!! Dumbness knows no limits I guess.

Oh and Catherine Mary Bell breasessess = smoking hot.

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 19:54:06
LOL:

"Top 10 ways to react to a Scientologist:

1. Run like hell.

2. Take a picture.

3. Light his cigarette. (Kool)

4. Hide yer wallet in yer underwear.

5. Scream, "It's time for my meds!"

6. Take pity on them and show them some true human kindness.

7. Ask them how their children/spouse/mother/father/grandparents are.

8. Ask them if they are hungry.

9. Ask them if they need a place to sleep.

10. Ask them if you can see the FDA disclaimer on the bottom of their e-meter and ask to see their ministers liscence, and ask them why they did not ask you to sign the court required release form informing you of the fact that you are partaking in religious counseling."

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 22:43:35
We are anonymous.

We are legion.

We do not forgive.

We do not forget.

By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 23:09:23
"If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion", a quote of L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of the scifi Scientology cult.

Despite legal threats and harassment from Scientology, Channel 4 refused to pull this film, insisting it was based on factual material and interviews with people who had known Mr. Hubbard very well.

To followers, Lafayette Ron Hubbard was the greatest guru who ever lived. To many others he was a crook and a charlatan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksDoVUTy1go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksDoVUTy1go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksDoVUTy1go

By anonymous, on February 2, 2008 01:38:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj2iFFmqP4U

LOL

By anonymous, on February 2, 2008 01:46:00
• “The Secret Life of L Ron Hubbard”
UK documentary (1997)
part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksDoVUTy1go
part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj2iFFmqP4U
part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RLteeyMlgk
part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmziDR3f4PA
part 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg0JaGc-ego

By anonymous, on February 2, 2008 02:03:42
The Scientology video was good - I love the BBC. My only critique is that whoever put it together has the spelling skills of a 3rd grader. It distracts you from the content when you have to figure out that "Sudo" is this moron's interpretation of pseudo.

By anonymous, on February 2, 2008 06:12:03
probably did it themselves for sympathy

By sir william gull, on February 2, 2008 06:16:16
I can't believe how they let themselves be brainwashed into a cults. When people don't let others talk and take control over the conversations, they are called dictators! I for one just tune them out and don't listen.

By Maritza, on February 2, 2008 06:53:16
Anonymous! Hell yeah!!!

By anonymous, on February 2, 2008 07:28:54
who's that hot girl in the red dress, I hate Scientology but I loveeeeeee her!

By anonymous, on February 3, 2008 13:17:44
Just mouse over the pictures, their names are in the file name that appears in the lower status bar (just above your Windows start bar) if you use Firefox. If you use IE, I can't help ya.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 19:53:56