I've never seen pictures so airbrushed...well maybe not NEVER...but still, man...she's a gorgeous chick, but she makes Pinnochio look like a real boy by comparison in these pix...
I can believe pretty much everything in that book summary, except maybe the frozen sperm of L. Ron, it seems way too extreme. Still, with Tom Cruise, you never know...
Oh my goodness, L. Ron's frozen sperm!!! I always wondered why she was being treated like a fragile piece of glass while she was pregnant, and why she's completely changed in attitude and appearance. Seeing her really reminds of Rosemary's Baby. It may sound crazy, but it's also so believable, only probably is that Suri looks exactly like Tom Cruise.
Suri looks NOTHING like Tom other than the black hair. I heard a long time go that Tom is infertile anyway. He and Nicole tried in-vitro with a sperm donor too and she miscarried.
He is as mad as a March Hare! Maybe he'll be back on Oprah or Dr. Phil soon, jumping on the sofa. He'll probably try to get his lawsuit on the Judge Judy show!
I believe it all except for the part about him being the number 2 guy. I bet there's probably an inner circle of 15/20 people running that whole scam laughing their asses off at how dumb celebrities are and how much money they're making.
I completely believe the story about L. Ron Hubbard sperm in Tom Cruise's wife. I live in Toronto and work in the film business so I have run across my share of Scientologists. One of the things I quickly learned about them is that they are freaking ego maniacs because they believe their so-called religion makes them smarter than everyone else. I totally believe that L. Ron Hubbard would freeze his sperm for the cult so that his spirit would be reborn.
By the way one of the smaller film studios here in Toronto are run by people who are Scientologists. I always suspected that their cult help fund the studio. If you read up on Scientology they have a lot of business fronts.
I called it! When everyone was saying that Suri's father was Chris Klein, I knew that it was really L. Ron's. In this world, the crazier it sounds, the more true it is.
Now I can't wait for it to come out that Lindsay Lohan has/had a twin or clone.
1) If the book wasn't correct would they even bother with a 100 million dollar lawsuit?
2) They better be careful about the lawsuit because a DNA test of Suri Hubbard will reveal their dark secret. Tom Cruise has enough ego to think he is Joseph and Katie is Mary.
scientologists think it's normal to sue anyone that disagrees with them or insults them. whatta bunch of losers! "total freedom" my a***, yeah, except that pesky freedom of speech!! or freedom to go somewhere without scientologists following you around! or freedom to stay in contact with your family!
good job andrew! we don't need to be held hostage by some freaky cult like some morons in hollywood.
Didn't fagwad and his Stepford bride try to claim that "Suri" meant "princess" in some archaic language? Princess, indeed...Princess of Scientology! It all makes total sense now!!
First off, this book has been so tightly embargoed I don't believe any of the details that have been "leaked" or whatever. Second, it's fucking hilarious that the $cientology assholes would huff that Morton never interviewed Cruise or $cientology officials. Of course he didn't - they flatly refused and intimidated others into not talking.
Chuggy, don't scare me like that. If I find out my Anus is Britney Spears I'm going to have to hunt it down and kill it. Or her.
Meh...It...Same difference.
And WOO HOO Donkey Punch! Go Toronto, baby! I think I know the studio you mean. I also know the Toronto Scientology Centre. Or I used to. There's a good used book store around there. Yonge just south of Bloor, I think...close to where I used to live.
Used to be a good pub with a backyard patio near there too. Damned if I can remember the name of the place.
Running through a meadow - WTF???!!! Did Nicole come to him on a white horse, dressed in shining armour? More importantly, was she gentle with him?
Unfortunately I do think that Suri looks like him, and if Cruise is that much of an ego-manianc then he probably wouldn't want his wife giving birth to someone else's child, even if it was Elron's.
Yeah well it doesn't really matter who Suri's father is. Either way she loses out because they're both homosexual morons who would probably prefer to be out on a boat in the middle of the ocean with 50 naked boys
Yeah well it doesn't really matter who Suri's father is. Either way she loses out because they're both homosexual morons who would probably prefer to be out on a boat in the middle of the ocean with 50 naked boys.
Ah! So you KNOW all about the requirements to join the Sea Org!
Tommy is always suing people. It's a hobby for him. It has ruined any credibility he ever had. I would lean towards believing Morton's book, over Tommy's legal foot-stomping protests. TOMMY IS GAY - HE IS A FREAK - ALSO FUG!
I hope they sue the fool for every penny he has. Sofia is stunning, but I think Katie's far prettier. By starbucks, on January 8, 2008 07:52:11 ________________________________________________ Hi Katie---Glad you could all join us here. Now we realize that your brain is the size of dust mite, but do you really think your fooling us. You should be ashamed of yourself. If Tom finds out you're on the boards instead of reading the writings of L. Ron Hubbard, you'll be in deep do do.
What Tom really should be pissed about is that none of what this author is stating neither shocks us or makes us question whether it is truth. He is going to have to find a way to prove otherwise (he might succeed if he talks to OJ)
L. Ron Hubbard? C'mon we all know Suri is Joshua Jackson's biological daughter. Katie Holmes sold her daughter and her soul to the scientologists and all for money....money that she loves to spend like she says, "Don't look at the price tag, just buy it." Hey, witch, the time will come when its your turn to pay and you will look at the price tag.
Sophia Vergara & Penelope Cruz? I'd knock them both up too as soon as I finished with Nicole. This story is just more proof that sexual orientation is not lifestyle choice, because if these three hot chicks couldn't turn this homo -- nothing can.
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Leave Your CommentI've never seen pictures so airbrushed...well maybe not NEVER...but still, man...she's a gorgeous chick, but she makes Pinnochio look like a real boy by comparison in these pix...
By MMB, on January 7, 2008 12:30:49
I can believe pretty much everything in that book summary, except maybe the frozen sperm of L. Ron, it seems way too extreme. Still, with Tom Cruise, you never know...
By Waldo Jeffers, on January 7, 2008 12:41:08
He must have been so disappointed the first time he rolled Sofia onto her back.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 12:43:08
I wouldn't put anything past that psychotic fuckwad.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 12:53:05
I want to eat my lunch off of Sofia's ass.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 12:55:27
That Cruise wouldn't give up Scientology for Sofia (despite the airbrush) is the final proof of his gayness.
By just-this-guy, on January 7, 2008 13:08:14
"There will be a huge swell of resentment that this book even came out"
Yeah, resentment that it came out later than expected, maybe.
Scientologists and their fears over things coming out. Pfft.
(Whoa, huge thunderstorm brewing up here. Xenu must be upset about something)
By Vigilante, on January 7, 2008 13:11:06
And believe me, I know a thing or two about "fearing what comes out". Pfft indeed!
By Vigilante's Anus, on January 7, 2008 13:18:30
If my choice is Scientology or Sofia Vergara, L. Ron Hubbard can lick my rusty browneye.
By Jim, on January 7, 2008 13:21:04
Oh my goodness, L. Ron's frozen sperm!!! I always wondered why she was being treated like a fragile piece of glass while she was pregnant, and why she's completely changed in attitude and appearance. Seeing her really reminds of Rosemary's Baby. It may sound crazy, but it's also so believable, only probably is that Suri looks exactly like Tom Cruise.
By justin, on January 7, 2008 13:31:49
Suri looks NOTHING like Tom other than the black hair. I heard a long time go that Tom is infertile anyway. He and Nicole tried in-vitro with a sperm donor too and she miscarried.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 13:39:24
He is as mad as a March Hare! Maybe he'll be back on Oprah or Dr. Phil soon, jumping on the sofa. He'll probably try to get his lawsuit on the Judge Judy show!
By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 13:51:55
I believe it all except for the part about him being the number 2 guy. I bet there's probably an inner circle of 15/20 people running that whole scam laughing their asses off at how dumb celebrities are and how much money they're making.
By Thebig28, on January 7, 2008 13:53:01
I completely believe the story about L. Ron Hubbard sperm in Tom Cruise's wife. I live in Toronto and work in the film business so I have run across my share of Scientologists. One of the things I quickly learned about them is that they are freaking ego maniacs because they believe their so-called religion makes them smarter than everyone else. I totally believe that L. Ron Hubbard would freeze his sperm for the cult so that his spirit would be reborn.
By the way one of the smaller film studios here in Toronto are run by people who are Scientologists. I always suspected that their cult help fund the studio. If you read up on Scientology they have a lot of business fronts.
By Donkey Punch, on January 7, 2008 14:05:30
I called it! When everyone was saying that Suri's father was Chris Klein, I knew that it was really L. Ron's. In this world, the crazier it sounds, the more true it is.
Now I can't wait for it to come out that Lindsay Lohan has/had a twin or clone.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 14:06:45
They used Elron's swimmers because Tom like boys.
I too want to bang Sofia Viagara.
By JAC, on January 7, 2008 14:18:13
Two thoughts just came to mind:
1) If the book wasn't correct would they even bother with a 100 million dollar lawsuit?
2) They better be careful about the lawsuit because a DNA test of Suri Hubbard will reveal their dark secret. Tom Cruise has enough ego to think he is Joseph and Katie is Mary.
By Donkey Punch, on January 7, 2008 14:28:37
Me thinks he doth protest too much.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 15:01:06
This just in, 99% of Hollywood is fucking CRAZY and the last 1% will be driven crazy at some point.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 15:03:22
scientologists think it's normal to sue anyone that disagrees with them or insults them. whatta bunch of losers! "total freedom" my a***, yeah, except that pesky freedom of speech!! or freedom to go somewhere without scientologists following you around! or freedom to stay in contact with your family!
good job andrew! we don't need to be held hostage by some freaky cult like some morons in hollywood.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 15:16:56
If Lindsay Lohan does have a twin or clone, it would explain how she can bang more guys than a porn star.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 15:18:39
Didn't fagwad and his Stepford bride try to claim that "Suri" meant "princess" in some archaic language? Princess, indeed...Princess of Scientology! It all makes total sense now!!
By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 15:34:28
Annnnd, Nicole Kidman's publicist has just announced she's preggers. Gives a whole new validity to the L. Ron Hubbard thing.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 16:30:34
LEAVE TOM CRUISE ALONE! But really, I'm not sure why a judge would let someone sue another person because he called him gay, or for anything said.
By Sacrament, on January 7, 2008 16:50:26
He's always getting bent out of shape if anyone even mouths 'gay'. How come Daddy?
By suri cruse, on January 7, 2008 16:55:06
And believe me, I know a thing or two about "fearing what comes out". Pfft indeed!
By Vigilante's Anus, on January 7, 2008 13:18:30
Look!! Everybody it's Britney Spears. She does know how to type and post, she just uses an alias.
By chuggdog, on January 7, 2008 17:01:27
First off, this book has been so tightly embargoed I don't believe any of the details that have been "leaked" or whatever. Second, it's fucking hilarious that the $cientology assholes would huff that Morton never interviewed Cruise or $cientology officials. Of course he didn't - they flatly refused and intimidated others into not talking.
By catman, on January 7, 2008 17:01:27
Chuggy, don't scare me like that. If I find out my Anus is Britney Spears I'm going to have to hunt it down and kill it. Or her.
Meh...It...Same difference.
And WOO HOO Donkey Punch! Go Toronto, baby! I think I know the studio you mean. I also know the Toronto Scientology Centre. Or I used to. There's a good used book store around there. Yonge just south of Bloor, I think...close to where I used to live.
Used to be a good pub with a backyard patio near there too. Damned if I can remember the name of the place.
By Vigilante, on January 7, 2008 18:13:36
Running through a meadow - WTF???!!! Did Nicole come to him on a white horse, dressed in shining armour? More importantly, was she gentle with him?
Unfortunately I do think that Suri looks like him, and if Cruise is that much of an ego-manianc then he probably wouldn't want his wife giving birth to someone else's child, even if it was Elron's.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 18:15:03
Suri looks like Katie, nothing like Tom. Anything crazy written about Tom Cruise doesn't surprise me, I bet it's all true.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 18:35:06
Yeah well it doesn't really matter who Suri's father is. Either way she loses out because they're both homosexual morons who would probably prefer to be out on a boat in the middle of the ocean with 50 naked boys
By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 18:40:01
Yeah well it doesn't really matter who Suri's father is. Either way she loses out because they're both homosexual morons who would probably prefer to be out on a boat in the middle of the ocean with 50 naked boys.
Ah! So you KNOW all about the requirements to join the Sea Org!
By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 20:11:57
sofia needs to tone down those eyebrows
By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 21:47:29
Sofia's eyebrows are fine. Anything less will make her look like a cancer patient.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 21:51:23
I agree with 21:47 the eyebrows are a bit much, she looked better circa 98-99, she didnt have those bushy brows. too close to a uni. for my taste.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2008 22:36:13
Tommy is always suing people. It's a hobby for him. It has ruined any credibility he ever had. I would lean towards believing Morton's book, over Tommy's legal foot-stomping protests. TOMMY IS GAY - HE IS A FREAK - ALSO FUG!
By Logan, on January 8, 2008 06:09:45
I am 7 years old.
By Chugdogg, on January 8, 2008 06:18:09
I don't believe that L Ron Hubbards sperm was used to impregnate Kate....more like the sperm from Tom's cousin - the guy that plays Ethan on LOST.
By Victoria, on January 8, 2008 07:06:20
I hope they sue the fool for every penny he has.
Sofia is stunning, but I think Katie's far prettier.
By starbucks, on January 8, 2008 07:52:11
i bet if they said he was gay he'd sue.
By prettyboy05, on January 8, 2008 08:04:05
He's a regular Troy McClure. What's next - a fish fetish?
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 09:58:18
He looks like an action figure
By x24, on January 8, 2008 10:10:27
leave Steve Randle alone...what has he done to anyone other than put out killer movies?!
By Speedmonkey, on January 8, 2008 13:18:56
Tom is such a worthless little cunt. He needs to die in a plane crash.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 13:30:57
I hope they sue the fool for every penny he has.
Sofia is stunning, but I think Katie's far prettier.
By starbucks, on January 8, 2008 07:52:11
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Hi Katie---Glad you could all join us here. Now we realize that your brain is the size of dust mite, but do you really think your fooling us. You should be ashamed of yourself. If Tom finds out you're on the boards instead of reading the writings of L. Ron Hubbard, you'll be in deep do do.
By on2u, on January 8, 2008 14:57:34
i dont see how cruise has a case, it all sounds very believable. no doubt in my mind that its all true.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 17:16:01
What Tom really should be pissed about is that none of what this author is stating neither shocks us or makes us question whether it is truth. He is going to have to find a way to prove otherwise (he might succeed if he talks to OJ)
By anonymous, on January 8, 2008 22:26:47
L. Ron Hubbard? C'mon we all know Suri is Joshua Jackson's biological daughter. Katie Holmes sold her daughter and her soul to the scientologists and all for money....money that she loves to spend like she says, "Don't look at the price tag, just buy it." Hey, witch, the time will come when its your turn to pay and you will look at the price tag.
By syl c., on January 9, 2008 00:00:26
You'd think the Church of $cientology would be smart enough to spin the book into a recruiting drive aimed at the infertile.
Well, at least aimed at the infertile who didn't mind their children growing up into bad scifi writers but amazingly good Medici popes.
By anonymous, on January 9, 2008 00:45:53
Sophia Vergara & Penelope Cruz? I'd knock them both up too as soon as I finished with Nicole. This story is just more proof that sexual orientation is not lifestyle choice, because if these three hot chicks couldn't turn this homo -- nothing can.
By anonymous, on January 9, 2008 15:22:57
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