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Tom Cruise is Still Doing Damage Control

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yipes...she looks like an extra from "Shaun of the Dead" to me...

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 13:04:37
He still scares the 'piddle' out of me. I swear he's going to come through the monitor and rip my skull open and eat my brain.

By Tazznum1, on January 28, 2008 13:08:31
i wish i was pacey

By dawson, on January 28, 2008 13:08:40
You gotta post the Jerry O'Connell spoof from funnyordie dot com. He nailed the intensity AND the insane laugh.

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 13:11:12
oooh yeah, Tom would not be happy to see those picture of Kati.....er, KATE.

For shame!

By JMR, on January 28, 2008 13:11:26
I support anonymous!

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 13:14:30
That anonymous vid scares me

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 13:16:01
TAKE THESE PICTURES DOWN AT ONCE, OR I WILL VAPORIZE YOU ALL!

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 13:27:31
That proves it. Katie is a robot. Her belly button looks just like the power button my computer. BUSTED!

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 13:27:53
You're all glib.

By Tom Cruise, on January 28, 2008 13:29:21
Yes, I love these pictures of Kate! Her mamillaries are lovely. I mean, "breasts" ...you know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.

By Tom, on January 28, 2008 13:37:33
LMFAO. Thank you Tom. Now back to the insanity please.

By Tazznum1, on January 28, 2008 13:37:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HGM8DSnYh0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZJBdvqAv8

http://www.xenutv.com/

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 13:42:37
Keep up the excellent, or "amazing" work exposing the Scientoloonies. I always thought Katie Holmes was really cute before she fell for Tom Cruise. Such a shame, really. He's such a kook with short-man syndrome, Napoleon complez in a cult!

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 14:01:17
I second the posting of the Jerry O'Connell video. Pitch Perfect!!

By JMR, on January 28, 2008 14:09:46
So is he giving guys earjobs or what? He's definitely suffering from a fluid buildup in the brain.

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 14:28:09
that's one ugly belly button...

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 14:38:34
http://hotair.com/archives/2008/01/22/video-jerry-oconnell-parodies-tom-cruises-scientology-video/

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 14:44:16
Veterinary technicians. Ooh, scary.

By Old mother hubbard, on January 28, 2008 14:48:15
I don't like her bellybutton

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 15:01:26
Her belly button is nasty looking...just like her face.

By gatsby, on January 28, 2008 15:10:00
I wonder if, back then, Katie was looking up at her poster of Tom and thinking, "You know...if I scoop up a few trickles of that semen that he just put up another guy's ass, and turkey-baster it inside me, and give birth to Bjork's kid, I could make $3 mil a year!"

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 15:16:56
OMG. So that is what is happening to Katie Holmes! I have been trying to figure it out for years.

By oakling, on January 28, 2008 15:51:01
Three Cheers for Anonymous! I'm totally joining.

By TheBig28 is joining Anonymous, on January 28, 2008 15:59:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW466xcM0Yk

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 16:00:47
actually, in those photos she does not look like the cute, pre-Tom Katie I remember. She looks pretty crazy and seems to be staring into my eyes, saying - without words - that I will be the sperm donor for the next incarnation of LRH ... and I'm liking the prospect

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 16:22:40
http://carolineletkeman.org/sp/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=136&Itemid=198

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 17:44:32
I knew there reason I used to think she was a fairly hot piece of ass. I'll never forget this nutball for putting the brakes on her just after she finally started flashing titty in The Gift.

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 18:24:44
Holy crap. My step-brother, whom I love dearly, has been a Scientoligist for years and is raising his children as such. I've always known it wasn't for me, but this video is really scary. I'm glad Scientology is getting the negative publicity that it deserves.

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 20:49:33
Just so everyone knows, the Scienobots have been making the same claims on amazon.com about Andrew Morton's book, that it's just sending thousands of people to Scienobot websites.

Yeeeeaaaahhhh, can't be that they're desperate and floundering in bad spin, now that more and more wackjobbiness is being exposed. They don't seem to realize that NORMAL (or even most abnormal) people are not attracted to megacreepfests like this.

Ooooh, and raise your hand if you've read Leah Remini's wacky letter at gawker.com. She's as crazy as GayTom.

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 21:42:25
She's really cute, but I still can't get over the fact of where her lips have been!

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 22:29:09
He is one of the Celebrities I wish would hurry up and die - along with Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan... :D

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 22:36:24
OMG you mean kate holmes was once a person with half a brain and personality. NO no i don't believe you take those photos away.

By anonymous, on January 28, 2008 23:33:36
Kate, u so butiful, i do you anytime baby, gimme a call

By long thick black dong, on January 28, 2008 23:51:37
Maybe it's just me but I find it somewhat strange that I pay taxes and these weirdos don't. Isn't there some minimum requirement to earn tax exemption these days? Oh well, maybe I should just start my own cult.

And I'm also not sure why everybody's cool with calling them a church. Seems to me, the word cult would be way more appropriate.

By Joshua, on January 29, 2008 03:51:58
Katie looks like a neanderthal in those pictures.

And here's the Jerry O'Connell vid:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe

Anonymous is Legion.

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 08:10:27
Holy crap that was a creepy video. And exhilarating. Lets go Fightclub on their asses! Shaved monkeys against Xenu!

Expect us bitches

By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 08:12:46
What about the noble profession of veterinary nurses?

If you look carefully at Katie's lips in pics, you can see the nasty herpes she seems to forever have upon her lips. Even lipstick and cover creme and photoshop can't hide those huge blisters. She must be a stressball who doesn't eat; that could explain the frequency of her herpes outbreaks.

I always thought she looked very brown around her mouth, like she'd just eaten a chocolate popsicle or rubbed some dirt into her mouth and lips and chin. Odd girl. Perfect prey for Cruise.

I wonder JUST how pleased other $cientologists are with Cruise? Fifteen years ago, they were all nutso, but not so crazy as to allow someone like Cruise to give them bad press. After all, the big tax man just might come auditing at their door for back taxes, since Tom Cruise has done such an excellent job of proving that his version of $cientology is NOT a religion at all, which it isn't and never was and was a tax shelter for L.Ron Hubbard and his cronies who would sit and laugh over how they got away with taking poor people's money and never having to pay a dime of taxes.

Perhaps, in this horrible economy, the IRS needs to revisit the $$$cientologists and collect us some good billions of dollars and put the leaders away for fraud?

Once again, $cientology is NOT a religion. Period.

By swf, on January 30, 2008 10:02:42
Loving the fake anthrax scare......go, anonymous

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 13:55:33
Ban Scientoloonies out of North America!!

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 19:43:04