104 Comments:

• That video disappeared quickly.

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 09:30:10

• Katie looks really old and Tom is really bad for her image. She looks really haggard...

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 09:33:16

• The scientoologists are coming! The scientoologists are coming! Hide your pills!

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 09:37:23

• Katie looks really old and haggard looking...

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 09:44:23

• Investigative journalist Mark Ebner will have an "accident" soon, I'm sure.

  By SpongeMunkie, on January 15, 2008 09:47:18

• PLEASE find more video please!!!!!

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 09:50:06

• Holy shit is he wacko. He beats Britney IMO.

  By Tazznum1, on January 15, 2008 09:52:14

• Wow - what a flatulating a**hole. I am sure that if I am in an accident and I have the choice of an EMT or a scientolgist - yes I want an idiot helping me vs an EMT. Pcychiatrist beware - Tom is out for your job. If Tom is such the authority - save poor little BritBrit...

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 09:56:32

• "When you're a Scientologist, and you drive by an accident, you know you have to do something about it ... you're the only one who can really help."
  
  Holy shit! Scientology makes you a superhero!

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 09:59:53

• what's this ksw thing he keeps saying?

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 10:06:23

• "KSW"
  
  http://www.xenu-directory.net/practices/ksw1.html

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 10:08:09

• When I first started watching the video, the way he was talking reminded me of Steve Carell's character Michael from The Office.

  By Radical Edward, on January 15, 2008 10:10:45

• http://xenu.net/
  http://xenu.net/
  http://xenu.net/
  http://xenu.net/
  http://xenu.net/
  http://xenu.net/

  By Fuck Scientology, on January 15, 2008 10:10:46

• You gotta give it up for the awesome mission impossible music at the end.

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 10:13:43

• I'm starting to believe he actually believes this bullshit. I always thought he was just acting to get more stupid people to give his "church" money.

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 10:13:54

• "Scientology is arguably a dangerous cult that masquerades as a religion. In each country in which it is allowed to operate there are reports of lost fortunes, broken families and suicides. However, despite the death of its founder in 1986 (L. Ron Hubbard, a science fiction writer), the organization continues to survive."

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 10:16:03

• Yeah and that homeless guy you saw brushing his hair with a dead bird doesn't need psychiatric help or psychiatric meds, he just needs Scientology and he'll be all fix.

  By Trax, on January 15, 2008 10:18:22

• Two words: Bat - Shit.

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 10:20:19

• Was it me or did anyone not get WTF he was talking about. WTF was about the vacation..
  
  "I want to go on vacation.. but I can't.. Because..... I know.. I just know"
  
  ummmmm o.0

  By Joe, on January 15, 2008 10:22:04

• Sounds like that homeless guy already is a scientologist.

  By DefiantNoise, on January 15, 2008 10:24:03

• OMG - that interview sounds like a joke but its not! Frightening....

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 10:29:00

• I hope that some batshit Scientologist tries to help me if I'm ever in a car wreck. Then I'll pull out my concealed firearm and send them back to the mothership or whatever.

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 10:31:14

• The better reality Mr. Cruise is talking about in the beginning is only visible when you LSD.

  By Magnum Johnson, on January 15, 2008 10:36:34

• this site is officially the best

  By luke, on January 15, 2008 10:39:21

• Made up language, claims that belonging puts you above others, obsessive, and from the speed it got take down the first time, secretive and fearing outsiders. That's really cult-like behavior there.
  Someone get a deprogrammer for Katie and the kid.

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 10:46:22

• Hmmm...well let's see here. They can make the world a perfect place...cure drug addicts and criminals ..end famine, end hate, cure every disease out there..
  SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY WAITING FOR???
  Name 1 fucking moronic scientologist that has even cured a nasty bout of crabs in the past 40 years.
  Tom Cruise?? NanuNanu...Orson is calling you home.
  

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 10:51:41

• I;ve said it before but i;ll say it again, you can see the insanity in the eyes.
  
  You know i'm surprised that Cruise hasn't tried to cure britney, that would be the only good advertisment scientology needed really.
  
  Its really disgusting how intolerant scientologists are, don't like medicine, don't like other religons, somebody give em their own country so we can nuke it.

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 11:00:47

• Could he be any more vague? Is he actually saying anything?

  By Joe Mahma, on January 15, 2008 11:07:13

• I think that Tom needs to prove his special powers. Go cure Britney and take her off all the drugs she is on - do it NOW Tom! The world is depending on YOU!!

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 11:08:42

• mofo is crazy, my sister and her husband are scientoligists and they arent even this crazy
  
  mind you they all pray to xenu

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 11:09:36

• Now we just need somebody to drive Tom by Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Darfur, Palestine, etc. and all the world's problems will be solved!!

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 11:13:37

• Wow, maybe this acting job will finally get Tom Cruise an Oscar!!

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 11:15:58

• Today I learned that Tom Cruise would be more useful than physicians or EMTs in the event of a car crash. So if you incur a life-threatening injury, don't ask for a doctor. Ask for an OT-VII or higher $cientologist. You can thank me and Tom Cruise later for this advice. Or, more likely, your grieving family can.

  By catman, on January 15, 2008 11:20:07

• Is it just me or does he seem remarkably insincere and false? It all seems so contrived and put on. So what's the deal here then? A pyramid scheme? Does he even believe this shite? I get the impression it's all acting...god he's so shady.

  By kiki, on January 15, 2008 11:21:48

• David Koresh would've made a great scientologist.
  
  You know what I don't like about scientology? The imposition. It's Tom Cruise saying he wouldn't hesitate to inject his ethics into me. Well, if I don't want you injecting your ethics into me, Mr. Cruise, what are you going to do about it? Cancel me? Label me a supressive person? Why? Because I've resisted your attempts to recruit me with your ethics?
  
  Hey, I don't go around injecting my crab cakes into people who have seafood allergies. Don't you go trying to force feed me your crap.
  
  And yes, I too hope that one day we'll read about SPs in the history books. In the section entitled "The Devastating Impact of Cult Behaviour in Modern Society".
  
  

  By Vigilante, on January 15, 2008 11:22:43

• No, kiki, he doesn't seem insincere at all to me. He seems utterly, insanely convinced that con man LRH revealed the truth about everything.

  By catman, on January 15, 2008 11:29:04

• Vigilante you can inject your crab cakes into me anytime.

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 11:31:37

• too bad he doesn't believe in psychiatrists... he needs about 20 of them...

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 11:44:16

• He's just batshit crazy. And batshit crazy doesn't look good on anybody.

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 11:44:20

• I say we get all the Scientologists and Fundamentalist Christians together for a boiler room brawl. Winner takes on the militant Islamists.

  By JAC, on January 15, 2008 11:49:00

• Smooches, 11:31.
  
  

  By Vigilante, on January 15, 2008 11:53:41

• Hey he sounds a lot like Frank TJ Mackey...

  By Joe Mahma, on January 15, 2008 11:56:33

• What I think is most freak-tastic about the video is the part where he talks about "SPs" (suppressive persons-- people who are opposed to scientology) and laughs and says something like, "maybe someday we'll read about them in the history books, you know?" Yikes... how exactly are they planning to get rid of all the non-scientologists? I haven't seen this mentioned on any other comment space, but dontcha think it's more than a little scary?
  
  Will Smith-- come back. Stop talking about how scientology is 98% like any other religion. Please. I've loved you since you were the Fresh Prince and now your stock is falling with me like the subprime mortgage market. Please back away.

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 11:58:26

• Poor Suri doesn't have a chance.

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 12:00:01

• Wow. It's not the fact that he's so impressionable and naive that the video really highlights. It's his ignorance and complete lack of insight. The man can barely talk, and what he says is pointless and empty. He doesn't even say it well. You can tell he's trying to put on a pretty face and be very intense, but even his acting is weak. He's just putting on this bad-ass demeanor and spouting off a whole lot of nothing. He's so empty it's actually sad to watch.
  
  You can tell that if someone had introduced him to quantum physics or Buddhism or Jainism or something equally holistic before the scientologist ideology was introduced to him, he'd have been all over that. It's a shame because there's nothing wrong with alternative health. Scientology just takes legitimate biological and physiological information and infests it with manipulative tactics and mythology. L. Ron Hubbard once joked that the quickest way to make money is to start your own religion. Tom Cruise doesn't even look crazy. He looks like he's been had.
  
  I know he's weak and uneducated, but it's so embarrassing when he tries to act like he's smart. If he had a brain, he'd never have gotten involved with that shit.

  By Lynda, on January 15, 2008 12:00:20

• You nailed it Lynda.
  
  IA 100%

  By bob, on January 15, 2008 12:02:54

• he is not a closet homo he is a closet freak. its scary he actually believes this BS. katie sold her sould to the scientologist for shopping sprees at barneys.

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 12:04:44

• wow...he's crazier than a shit house rat

  By PK, on January 15, 2008 12:09:39

• mindless, incoherent rambling...
  
  wtf is wrong with him

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 12:24:48

• And here I thought his acting in "Interview With The Vampire" was bad...

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 12:27:48

• Soo...do you think that L. Ron Hubbard is sitting from wherever he may be right now, looking up or down at Tom Cruise and Scientology and just saying to himself...
  
  "Damn, they really believed that stuff?"
  
  

  By Yeah I Killed Kenny, on January 15, 2008 12:45:44

• I was looking to hear the quote about psychiatry, but I must have tuned it out while listening to the rest of the lunatic's rantings. Could anyone help me out and tell me approximately what time he goes off onto that tangent?

  By John, on January 15, 2008 12:46:38

• I like all his over-dramatic pauses and intense stares, all while managing to prove absolutely nothing. Shut up Tom, you look like a giant douche and only make Scientology look even worse, if that was somehow possible.

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 13:01:44

• He is truley crazy..who are all these people who are depending on Scientologists to help them????? And what is KFC???is it chicken???

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 13:02:21

• Joe- (10:22:04)-
  
  hat is the part that weirded me out, too. He isn't saying ANYTHING that makes sense.
  
  I'd like to go on vacation... but I can't... because I know..." WTF???

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 13:09:55

• I can't believe this is really Tom Cruise, and not Ben Stiller doing a Tom Cruise impression. Does he not realize how close he sounds to one of his own characters, the lunatic motivational speaker in Magnolia? How can someone be SO un-self-aware?
  
  The other amazing part of the video is that the Scienos actually use it for recruitment. There are long stretches of that monologue that make no sense. You would think that they would ask Cruise for a retake, to keep him from looking bad. But they were probably too intimidated. So they just stand back and let him dig himself a deeper and deeper hole. Gotta love it.
  
  Yeah, he's crazier than Britney. Some of the stuff he says sounds vaguely Starship Troopers-esque sci-fi fascist as well. But he has no power. He's just a cash cow for a cult leader.
  

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 13:17:37

• There was some applause barely audible at the end, when the logo came out. Was this from an awards ceremony or something? What was it from?

  By sean, on January 15, 2008 13:17:42

• Dude, religion is so fucking insane and scary. Tom Cruise, George W Bush, the wackos in the Middle East...all so goddamn crazy because of fairy tales. These people are worth billions of dollars and they believe in fairy tales. The world is fucked.

  By J-Bird, on January 15, 2008 13:55:43

• Too bad for Katie and Suri. At least Nicole had enough sense to get away from him.
  Your a sick fuck Tom. The fact that you had to buy your current wife should have been your first clue.

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 14:09:59

• That whole time...I felt as though at any moment he might use his Scientology powers to jump out of the computer and kill me. Wtf was up with that part where he was laughing hysterically?!?! The man is out of his fucking mind.
  

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 14:27:32

• 1/6th of the planet is part of Scientology?! Since when? I guess it is time to stock up on the ammo. 'Cause if we are the last few sane so-called SPs, I'm taking out as many psycho hubbard lovers as possible.

  By Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, on January 15, 2008 14:38:02

• Tom Cruise wants my soul. Tom Cruise also wants to put three apples up his tight ass, the bath taker.

  By olextraplus, on January 15, 2008 14:39:52

• Does anyone else find it mildly disturbing that Tom, Katie Holmes, and Suri now all have exactly the same shade of brown hair (check out pic 3 - even the same highlights?
  
  Jumping the couch, the argument with Matt Lauer, the litigation - all pretty shameful, but what really creeps me out are the little things, like identical cut n' dye jobs. Heaven's Gate 101?

  By Angry Bob, on January 15, 2008 15:17:42

• Hoo boy! Dodged a bullet there Nicole!

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 15:25:05

• "Lynda" got it right.
  
  J-bird, Scientology is not a religion, it's a cult. Big difference.

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 16:29:19

• I agree with Tom's negative view on psychiatrists, they are a pack of vampries. That being said this Scientology business is a CULT. Belief in God shouldn't cost money, if it does it's a CULT. Catholics don't charge money to go to their church, the collection plate is optional and they don't turn away homeless people. How many homeless people get to join Scientology? You have to be rich to join!

  By Why does Scientology cost so much Tom?, on January 15, 2008 17:26:03

• At least, Kidman isn't pretending that the children live with her, these 2 are only too happy to yap about their "kids" but where are they? All through last year, Tom, Katie and Suri were all over Germany and on Katie's Mad Money set but no showing of Isabella and Connor. Granted, we don't have to see endless pics of soccer games but they weren't even with them when they were partying and holidaying in Europe last year, what gives? They weren't there at Katie's marathon race, either. And now, this year, endless shopping trips, endless dinners and trips all over and yet, no Connor and Bella with dad and "mom". I mean, this is a great "happy family" on paper but where are they? 2005 and 2006, they were all going everywhere together but since last year, it has been just about Tom, Katie and Suri, they even have matching haircuts now.
  
  Tom, let them loose from the scientology camp, please!

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 19:07:57

• 9mins of Tom's mouth moving. 8mins of those is incoherent, 1min is filled with threat, maniacal laughter and self-important.
  
  This is the man who now knows the secret of life? he can even string a sentence together!

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 19:09:43

• 9mins of Tom's mouth moving. 8mins of those is incoherent, 1min is filled with threat, maniacal laughter and self-important.
  
  This is the man who now knows the secret of life? he can even string a sentence together!

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 19:09:48

• Okay, explain to me why this video is gone and when I go to youtube a scientology video has been removed because of "use" violation? Is Cruise and his cult really that powerful?

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 21:57:59

• Scientology is hysterical because it builds up the members into raging ego maniacs. They all think that because they follow Scientology that they are smarter than everyone else and that they are immune to diseases.
  
  They recruit losers (like most cults do) and then fill them with nonsense that make them believe they are better. They replace reality with fantasy. These people are so needy that they believe the brainwashing.
  
  Every Scientology follower I have met is so damned smug you just want to punch them in the face.

  By Donkey Punch, on January 15, 2008 22:26:37

• The Church Of Scientology is asking that the video be removed from various web sites. It seems they are even embarrassed with the Tomcat.

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 22:47:25

• Why didn't Britney's family call Tom to counsel her in the mental illness ward of the hospital? He is way, way better than Dr. Phil! No doubt! She would be fully recovered by now, from his "enlightening."

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 23:32:50

• cu-cu
  
  

  By anonymous, on January 15, 2008 23:39:31

• The truth about Tom is that he is a diagnosed bipolar and he's mad at psychiatry for "labeing" him. Most famous people are mentally ill, most just do a better job of hiding it. Famous bipolars: Marilyn Monroe, Mariah Carey, Mel Gibson, Penelope Cruz (ironic), GW Bush, Princess Diana, Britney Spears, JFK ect....

  By Tom needs Lithium , on January 16, 2008 02:00:23

• Katie looks really old and haggard looking...
  
  Also, Celebrities only commit themselves to Scientology to escape taxes! (Except for Tom, he's NUTS!)

  By Klappstuhl, on January 16, 2008 02:13:29

• Fruit loop

  By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 03:26:40

• The rantings of a madman.

  By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 08:01:20

• Sounds like a low-intelligence moron who can act really well. He says a bunch of nonsense crap and makes it almost sound profound. What an amazing ability.

  By Leo, on January 16, 2008 08:13:37

• Tom, I'm getting the feeling you're definitely not "onboard".
  Frickin' wacko but a great laugh, 50 % because of all that lunatic rambling and 50 % because the dolt looks so much like Derek Zoolander (and the stuff he says might have just as well been written by Ben Stiller).
  Rewrite the dictionaries...
  MEGALOMANIA:
  1. A psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence.
  2. An obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions.
  3. Tom Cruise.

  By Melpomene, on January 16, 2008 08:21:13

• oh shit religions are created by men to keep mankind separated and hating eachother and to get rich thats all it has nothing to do with a god ,all they want is your money and you to do stupid things like blowing up yourself or go door to door telling people how great your religion is ,next time someone knocks your door and starts talking about religion just take your dick out and start playint with it

  By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 09:34:41

• on youtube you can find it with:
  tom cruise nutjob ;)

  By Anon, on January 16, 2008 09:40:17

• "Sounds like a low-intelligence moron who can act really well. He says a bunch of nonsense crap and makes it almost sound profound. What an amazing ability."
  
  By Leo, on January 16, 2008 08:13:37
  
  Like a politician or a car salesman.

  By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 11:09:27

• STFU Tom.

  By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 11:09:58

• hahaha Melpomene I was wondering if anyone else noticed the similarities with Derek Zoolander!!

  By ihatechoosingnames, on January 16, 2008 14:34:28

• he is one self satisfied son of a bitch.

  By Just an onlooker, on January 16, 2008 15:22:50

• Tom, You don't earn the right to call yourself a scientologist, you buy it. Too bad you didn't know that you can call yourself "crazy" for free with the same results.

  By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 16:08:20

• Too bad he didn't get to Brad Renfro in time.

  By silver viper, on January 16, 2008 18:58:11

• You can't write stuff like this.

  By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 19:03:20

• OMG. WTF is he even TALKING about?? He is soo crazy.

  By kiki, on January 16, 2008 19:58:29

• there is something really unnerving about that background music....beyond the fact that cruise is juiced up on crazy and spewing it all over the camera...
  
  that whole scene in zoolander where mugatu is hypnotizing derek to obey his dog and kill the prime minister of maylasia keeps running through my head as i'm watching this...
  
  keep your crazy to yourself tommy...we're all stocked up here...

  By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 20:56:14

• there is something really unnerving about that background music....beyond the fact that cruise is juiced up on crazy and spewing it all over the camera...
  
  that whole scene in zoolander where mugatu is hypnotizing derek to obey his dog and kill the prime minister of maylasia keeps running through my head as i'm watching this...
  
  keep your crazy to yourself tommy...we're all stocked up here...

  By erin, on January 16, 2008 20:57:04

• There are few things funnier than a truly stupid person who thinks he's smarter than everyone else.
  
  That's why W has been such a hoot.
  
  Oooh, Tom should totally run for President! He's the only one who can possibly help!

  By anonymous, on January 16, 2008 21:00:21

• i hate the way he talks. he trys to sound so smart, and i never know what the fuck hes saying!
  
  he saves lives and car crashes from vacations? because all of a sudden you become a scientologist and you see the deeper side of things and the reality?
  
  wait how is this video supposed to convince people to convert? i dont know waht he's saying! he jsut starts talking to himslef in the middle...
  so he wants to help or not? I DONT GET IT

  By mchelle mutha fuckas, on January 17, 2008 00:32:18

• uhmm...when ahs he ever saved people from a firey car crash? sicne hes converted i havent heard of any amazing feats oof strength on his aprt, or any chagne in the world.
  
  i gotta go talk to xenu about this video.

  By mchelle mutha fuckas, on January 17, 2008 00:35:17

• so i had to watch this like 4 times before i fully understood it so let me explain it to all you pill popping airheads!
  
  so tom was on one of his daily drives when he saw a car with a flat tire, and jesus jsut happened to be driving. tom came to the rescue, so jesus introduced tom to his adventure seeking roomie/carpooler buddy xenu. tom knew it was love at first sight. soon tom was a changed man and converted to scientology where he became aware of the world. now he saw the world through new eyes.
  
  i didnt feel like finishing it got boring

  By abr, on January 17, 2008 00:44:46

• Yeah, he knows......what exactly?
  "I have no idea. But the point is that, ahh yes, he knows......"
  
  By steve, on January 17, 2008 00:08:56
  
  He knows he's a gaywad fucktard and he wants the whole world to know it.

  By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 01:30:23

• Genuninely terrifying. The man can't construct a fucking simple sentence - runs off on bizarre tangents, starts to cackle in a maniacal fashion. I got three minutes in before I realised the horrific truth that it wasn't some sort of spoof and Ben Stiller wasn't going to appear in the background. Insane frothing at the mouth and not making one word of sense. Can we finally celebrate the end of his career? Please?

  By Sam, on January 17, 2008 03:31:12

• I see another Jonestown on the horizon.
  
  And in the words of Hank Hill, "That boy ain't right."

  By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 07:45:58

• Is he on drugs?

  By Holy Cuteness, on January 17, 2008 07:47:49

• I have a Scientologist in the family. He's always had great intellectual potential, but has squandered it on the cult of Scientology. Oh he can cult-talk you all day, but when asked about subjects relating to basic history, science, religion, mathematics---he knows absolutely nothing. He cannot cross reference a single "profound" Scientology thought with factual information.
  
  It's sad. He was educated by this cult, gave his whole life to this cult (and all his money), and in the end, all I can say about him is that he's truly a middle-aged dummy.
  
  Not unlike Tom Cruise.

  By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 08:17:44

• I don't see how he has time to make all these movies when there's a whole world of problems to fix and cultures to bring together. Not to mention accidents.
  
  And his movies are meaningless fluff too... it's not like he's trying to convert the world using MI3 as the vehicle. Makes no sense.
  
  Cue insane maniacal laughter. It's a blast!!

  By anonymous, on January 17, 2008 15:40:20

• Preach Lynda!! nothing could be truer... thank you! poor earnest Tom... I wonder if all this is just his suppressed gayness manifesting itself... too much hetero posturing w/ Katie & no man meat in such a long time??? something's gotta give! that last Mission Impossible bit at the end *was* killer tho...

  By gigi, on January 18, 2008 11:36:21

• He is in neck deep with this shiteous cult. Poor Suri.

  By anonymous, on January 20, 2008 16:36:27