IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Tony Romo Will Never Learn

Tony Romo Will Never Learn

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By BRITTANY, on January 29, 2008 12:05:31
This is actually the second time he's done this with that band. The first time Mr. Belding sang with him too. So if that football thing doesn't work out...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrINA2iLD8M

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 12:06:25
i have ED.

By bdole, on January 29, 2008 12:06:57
suc·cu·bus

By Kloot, on January 29, 2008 12:11:00
Who the hell is John?

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 12:22:07
Los Angeles is so dumb.

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 12:22:54
Her pussy must have some majic in it that turns balls into beans and makes the guy deaf, dumb and blind... i dunno. She is a succubbus. Im scared. GO PATRIOTS!

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 12:31:13
LOL @ Jessica refusing to sing live. No autotune or backup singers there to make her sound better than she really does. Loser.

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 12:31:24
HIGHLIGHTS for the guy grabbing Jessicas right boob at 1:05
LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 12:31:44
The "guy" grabbing her boob is Ken Paves, her GAY hairstylist and BFF.

http://www.hairuwear.com/jessica.aspx?pgID=996

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 12:37:51
I'm sure Ken Gayves was turned straight when he grabbed that tranny's saggy tit.

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 12:39:51
Nice butt chin, Jess. Please ask Ken to help you fix those roots.

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 12:40:52
Jess looks like 100 miles of bad road.

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 12:43:03
GO REDSKINS!!!

By Troy, on January 29, 2008 12:57:15
She has a butt chin just like Brady's. Explains Toni's attraction.

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 13:02:13
Hate to be a sports dork, but the Cowboys were never 12-0 this year....I think they finished 13-3, and their first loss of the year was in week 5 or 6.

Go ahead and flame me for being a loser.

By Jim, on January 29, 2008 13:12:27
Cowboys were 12-1 goin into that game. They lost their 6th game to the Pats.

By Sean, on January 29, 2008 13:19:49
All I can figure is that man is a complete loser and desperate, using her for more attention or gay and needs a beard...

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 13:27:45
I sincerely hope that Tom Brady has his face completely rearranged this Sunday.

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 13:36:22
Fuck the Cowboys, fuck Romo, fuck Tom Brady, and titty fuck Jessica Simpson, too.

By Jeremy, on January 29, 2008 13:55:38
"I sincerely hope that Tom Brady has his face completely rearranged this Sunday."

My thoughts exactly.

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 14:00:29
Tony is trying to out metrosexual Tom Brady. That's just plane imposible

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 14:03:20
But what of the Stetson ads?

By Jeremy, on January 29, 2008 14:05:16
Hey Jeremy, I agree with you 100%, but you forgot T.O.!

Go Giants!

By TheBig28, on January 29, 2008 14:27:43
where is Joe Simpson?

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 14:32:40
Poor Tony. He just can't quit...Joe. Jessica usually is in the room too, but only to keep Joe hard.

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 14:50:37
anonymous 12:31:24

LOL @ Jessica refusing to sing live. No autotune or backup singers there to make her sound better than she really does. Loser.

Quoted for motherfucking truth. That's all you need to say about pop music these days. Between this, those candyass Jonas Brothers pretending to play instruments on stage, and the whole Miley Montana debacle, I'm done with it.

By Garbanzo Jones, on January 29, 2008 14:55:05
Toni is almost as soft as Ellie Manning. Patriots by 28.

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 14:58:23
Tom Brady asks his girlfriends to wear strap-ons and fuck him in the ass. True story.

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 15:02:29
Tom GAY-dy promotes 6-dollar Wal-Mart cologne and bottled water. End of story.

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 15:08:17
ANd this is the guy carrying n the legacy of Roger Staubach and Troy Aikman! Give me that gun!!!

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 15:35:22
Tom is a tool.

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 15:42:39
the Cowboys had it all. and they threw it away.
for one brief shining moment oh well next year.
Go Cowboys!

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 15:52:13
i will never read your site again!

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 17:04:12
12:31:24 - you didn't hear the terrible wailing at the 1:55 mark? no wonder she didn't want to fucking sing at first but I guess the alcohol kicked in. bitch should have kept her big ass mouth shut. she can't sing!!!

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 17:07:55
"Los Angeles is so dumb."

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure Dallas isn't in California and Simpson is also from Texas.

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 17:21:06
L.A. is dumb because bands like "Metal Skool" are famous and people like Jessica Simpson and her fag hags pay to see them.

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 17:39:54
I hope Tom Brady gets concussed.

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 19:09:14
Is Jessica Simpson a beard for the whole Dallas Cowboy team cause that would make a lot of sense right now ...

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 20:04:12
I'm glad to see Romo having such a good time. Not a care in the world. Apparently he's forgotten how his team crushed the Cowboy's fans hearts a couple weeks ago by losing to the scabby Giants. And the singing is getting old. It's not funny, it's not cute, it's fuckin annoying. Hope he has a great off season.

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 20:51:39
I hate to be crude, but is she preparing to expiate her sins by taking it pooch-style from the whole team in those photos?

Or did they all go like, "Nah. I need to get home and watch Seinfeld reruns" or something.

By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 23:27:57
I give up, I'm a cowboy fan but this blonde bimbo ruined our season and is about to ruin Romo's career. The #1 rule is DON'T BE A CELEBRITY QUARTERBACK.

By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 05:33:32
Metal Skool rules! Satchel is hot and Lexxxi has crabs! "Death To All But Metal".

Fuck Homo and his he-bitch.

By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 07:08:37
She's annoying! Soooooooooooooooooo phony!

By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 07:18:52
That Journey "cover band" clip seems as if those little penis men are trying way, way too hard to be rock and roll and make laughingstocks of themselves instead. As in if they are such turds if a rock hit them in their pinheads, they'd just stand frozen there like the old relics they are. Some people are such assholes, their brains don't even register pain to protect them from their own stupidity.

Not to mention that they were playing and singing "Don't Stop Believin'" five full steps under where Steve sang it, and that asshole "get out of the way, I'm the effin' lead singer" couldn't even hit the fifth as in low note being one, two three four five notes up, which most non-tone deaf people can easily do. That equals tone deaf, and no ability to sing. Before Mariah started with the antipsychotic drugs, which are known to affect the vocal chords, she had close to a five OCTAVE range, to compare, able to hit forty notes with precision whilst this tool can hit five of those forty. Tony Roma? Perfect for J. Simpleton. If the two had an I.Q. dumboff, followed by a who can look stupider contest, it would be hard to tell who would win the dumber or who would win the stupider. If they mated? Very, very dumb children. Roma made a real ass of himself. Musta been something he caught from Jessica's ass chin..assholeitis. Incurable, I hear.

By swf, on January 30, 2008 09:50:25
Awww they look so into each other!

By Sad for Cowboy loss, on January 30, 2008 21:25:00
She really is a terrible fucking singer.

By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 11:11:02
swf - The band is Metalskool, they basically are a glam rock covers band but they make fun of it. When I was hanging out with Sebastian Bach once (sorry, hes one of my heroes), I mentioned I was going to see then, and he was like "You're gonna love it. The first time I saw them I loved it...the second time I was kinda unsure...the third time I hated them! What the fuck, they're making fun of rock'n'roll!" haha

By Jem, on January 31, 2008 13:31:51