I love how in every picture all his friends are looking natural and having a good time, w/e... and this douche is 100% ON, trying entirely too hard to look sexy, and then validating his own asshattery with captions like "I LOVE HOW MY ARMS LOOK IN THIS PIC".
I love how he's flexed in every single pic as if anyone gives a fuck. Maybe he should call Jason Giambi and ask him about the tumor he had on his pituitary gland from too much HGH. This guy will need a new endocrine system in 10 years.
This guy is just screaming "Looke at ME!!!! Envy my body, money, possessions, women, and perfectly waxed eyebrows!!!" LMAO Seriously though, he comes off as a highly insecure little boy...no doubt he's also got a tiny little pee-pee.
he's featured on a bbc america special about the uk's biggest spenders. he is SUCH a complete and total tool. i don't care how much money he has, he's a straight up joke. he admits to taking hgh (which might be legal in the uk, i don't know) but he totally has roid face. he's balding in the bbca piece and i think it's hilarious because he spends a fortune on clothes, cars, etc. yet doesn't do anything about his fug face and bald spot! and yeah, he's 100% gay, he's just in denial . . .
What's all this shit about "roid face?" There is no such thing. Where do you people come up with this nonsense? He most likely has full checks because of genetics. If he was holding water from androgens you'd see it all over his body and there would be minimal definition/vascularity. Take a look at some pro bodybuilders at 5 percent bodyfat - their face is lean and gaunt despite taking boatloads of anabolics and hgh.
The guy might be a dork for wearing stupid cloths and posing like a fag, but the hgh/steroid comments prove you people have no clue about how that shit works.
>>People who use HGH/Steroids are self obsessed idiots with personality disorders
It's stupid to take drugs to look better, but OK to take them to FEEL better? What do you think alcohol, cigarettes, pot, ex, sleeping pills, painkillers etc. are? Oh that's right, DRUGS.
I'm sure you've never taken any of those things right? And you never drank before the legal age, right? Becuase that would be illegal. And taking illegal drugs is for self obsessed idiots with personality disorders, right?
23:23 you're a dumbass.. not everyone in this world is completely fucked up. I for one have never drank alcohol or done any of the shit that you listed. Also, no one is defending any of those things but we ARE on a topic of someone who is obviously under steroids. Damn, I hate when you fucktards go off rambling nonsense that has nothing to do with the topic at hand.
ha ha - I point out the utter hypocrisy of slamming some douche for taking steroids by people who themselves ingest drugs, and somehow that has nothing to do with the topic at hand? or that means somehow that I must be on steroids? LOL.
The person defending "performance enhancing" DRUGS is likely also on some sort of anti depressants or anti anxiety DRUGS too, but is holier than thou because these drugs are not the same drugs "you" take. They don't drink or smoke pot because they're terrified they might get "fat" and then they wouldn't be able to call you "fat" without hating themselves more than they already do. Sad and ugly.
00:05:49 you make no fucking sense. Something about anti depressants or something? Seriously, no fucking sense.
I was laughing at people on here for slamming steroid boy evn though they pretty much all do their own socially acceptable form of drugs. That does not equal "defending performance enhancing drugs" Where the hell did you get that? I'm not on steroids or anti depressants or whatever you think I must be on. Back to psychology 101 for you.
I don't give a shit who takes drugs or steroids or whatever.
Good lord.. well.. you gotta give it to steroids, they may shrink your nuts but damn do they give you muscles and then some. Maybe a bit on the comical gross side, but SHEESH. Anywho.. yeah, guy needs to just go ahead and get DOUCHE tattooed on his forehead.
OK everyone, please cry a tear for SLUTney. This slut is so starved for attention that, in the video, she purposely takes off her jacket to show off her see-through shirt (SLUTney, please, put your nasty ass droopy-to-your-knees tits away or be a normal woman & wear a bra). I don't think it'll be too long before we see film of her giving some annonymous guy she just met a blowjob in broad daylight, or we'll see her standing on a corner naked from the waist down, peeing on herself...
And, for this metrosexual douchebag, all I can say is no one likes a poser wannabe, skippy...
You know, i would invite him to a party at my house and have him stand in the corner where the ficus would normally be. Every so often he would yell out phrases like, "Number 1!" "Check out these guns!" or "Oh YEAH!" interspersed with the occasional grunt or scowl. People at the party would avoid him for the most part but discreetly stare at him in horrifying fascination similar to seeing someone with their dress caught in their underwear after a trip to the bathroom.
I just love the little outfit he has on in the first picture. My girlfriend has one just like it. The guy likes to brag about his millions, but I can tell you that this top came from Topshop.
this guys cleavage if so fucking funny, he must shop in the junior/teen section...i'd rather make fun of peole like this anyday, then look at one more video of britney...i love tis shit, what's his myspace address??
I went out with a guy similar to this tool. He spent more time staring at himself in the mirror than he did breathing. Or processing necessary brain functions. Like thinking logically.
Looking at this guy makes me wonder what the fuck I was thinking at the time. Or if I was thinking.
I wonder if you can become retarded by association?
Going out and having a few drinks with your friends and having a good time occasionally is the same as doing cycles of steroids, going out clubbing AND drinking with friends?
Who the FUCK is this moron? What a fucking poser. Love his "I'm so tough" look. Does he realize people are laughing about what a dumbfuck he is? Jeezus.......
You have to check out the picture of his "little sister all grown up"(in her underwear!!!!) on the last page of his MySpace pics. The fact that he has that picture up just further portrays how utterly creepy this guy is.
too funny.... his myspace says he's 33 - haaaaaa! so at this point I'm thinking [since he's at least 10 years older than that] we've got steroids AND botox going on there... poor dude....
omg is he serious? what are those shirts? those are made for slutty girls not dudes. he's totally something out of the jersey shore or the hamptons in the summer scene. GROSS. i can't believe he had an ex gf. maybe a few ex bf's but i can't imagine a guy or a girl wanting that.
I noticed that he left out his height on his MySpace page. 5 bucks says he has short man syndrome.
Oh and I love how he's working his Blue Steel face the exact same way in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE. lol, tryhard much? I wonder how many hours a day he spends practicing that in the mirror and then wanking off while admiring his own body.
Well, he's finally getting what he always wanted: attention.
Yesterday, the guy was a practical nobody. Today he's being discussed around the globe. 65 comments here, no less. I bet he loves it and is texting all his "friends" about it.
Next will be reality shows, endorsements, fame, more money, and then public weariness and ridicule, followed by self-doubt and loss of confidence and a free fall into drugs, depression and possible suicide.
You see? Being a total and complete douche really does work!
For what its worth, he also has a page on bigmuscle.com, a gay "hook-up" site. Has a special affinity (sp?) to Superman as the comic strip and Christopher Reeve (in costume) are part of his profile images........
His name is Scott Alexander and he is a multi millionaire out in the UK. He's 6ft. 4 btw.(whoever said he was short). Apparently he's worth A LOT of doe. But he looks and sounds like the biggest fuckin knob on the planet.
I am waiting to see this douche bag on Oprah. Maybe she can have Gator and Tom Cruise on the same show. Tom can bounce on the couch...Gator can glare at the camera until he hypervenelates. Then just as Gators (blue) leather clad face is careening towards the set floor...Our lord and savior Tom Cruise will save Gator. By saving I mean teabag Gator for the remainder of the show.
LMAO! I knew a guy like this once..he was the most superficial moron I'd ever seen in my life. But he was happy with his idiotic doucheness , so, whatever. Made me laugh:-) To each his own!
lmfao!! I don't know which made me laugh harder, the pictures or the comments, you guys are hilarious, and so is the fact that this guy thinks everyone is as impressed with him as he is!
Dude, I've never seen this site flame a private party. Whoa. That being said, the guy's a putz. I wanted get into the ring with him though unless I had the First Marine Division standing behind me.
uh, "heterosexual photos"?? The dudes in all those pix look like queens to me - and honey, I've seen enough queens to know what I'm talkin about, believe me...
I clicked on the link to see the myspace page, and the sheer magnitude of douche-ness actually made my Firefox browser crash. I didn't know computers were so capable at picking out crappy people!
First off...anyone doubting that this "Golden Dildo" is using steroids, he said him/herself that he/she uses HGH(Human Growth Hormones) twice a day. I am in so much pain right now over this....my sides feel as though they might split. The best part is that Captain Douche Bag here actually thinks he is some sort of sexy God, when in actuality, all he really is...is a pumped up(I wanna say Fag so much, but I don't wanna insult homosexuals everywhere) egotistic, playboy, with far too much time and money. Some might make the argument that I am jealous of his money or physique...let me assure you that I would rather have no money and be out of shape with someone who loves me...than this sad, pathetic, over-inflated, under-intelligent, rotting sack of monkey spunk, who obviously is the only one who truly loves him.
whoever said girls would rather date a fat guy is 100% right..I hate fat guys but would no doubt take one over gross looking men like that.
For a dumbass that said everyone is on something, well speak for yourself dumbass..only idiots use that shit because they have no brain. I've never used any drugs in my entire life and I'm still the happiest and healthiest among my weed smoking, beer drinking, pill popping friends.
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By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 19:05:42
BLUE STEEL!!!
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 19:23:41
"...I love my arms in this pic"
Vomit bag please!
By Anti-Meathead, on January 29, 2008 19:28:22
LOL @ the flattering angle, hunchback, and fisheye lens on pic 10. What a tool.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 19:28:46
I didn't think they sold clothes like that in the men's section.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 19:30:12
He so has the "Zoolander" stare pat on and his lovely arms,,,just make me faint
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 19:34:30
Pam Amderson if she were a man!
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 19:44:03
ah, the variety of life.
By sophia Case-Gabbard, on January 29, 2008 19:51:56
How did you get into Jessica Biel's myspace?
By Akare, on January 29, 2008 20:01:31
hahaha this guy is all over the hotchickswithdouchebags site - they nicknamed him 'the gator'
priceless.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 20:02:59
Mwah-hahaha what a cock muncher.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 20:11:09
haha...definitly ben stillers "look" from zoolander...kinda sad when the guy ur dating has bigger cleavage than you do...on purpose...
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 20:12:49
I'll bet he has a tiny dick too. He's majorly over compensating for something.....
By Super douche!, on January 29, 2008 20:18:16
I hope he reads these! He has bigger tits than half of those fake boobed ladies he is with. What an arrogant douche.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 20:19:22
lol. typical real estate selling douche.
this is the best. fucking hilarious.
i hope he dies a fiery death very soon.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 20:25:34
The USS Fag just pulled into port
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 20:27:01
LOL WHAT A COCKSUCKER.
I love how in every picture all his friends are looking natural and having a good time, w/e... and this douche is 100% ON, trying entirely too hard to look sexy, and then validating his own asshattery with captions like "I LOVE HOW MY ARMS LOOK IN THIS PIC".
What a fucking MIMBO.
By Roflcopter, on January 29, 2008 20:30:48
His face is all swollen from the roids. Barfalicious.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 20:32:44
lol at the word "asshettery".
fucking perfect.
By John Basedow, on January 29, 2008 20:34:17
Wow, all the women I know would actually rather date a fat person. He went too far with HGH. Haha, that or he's 5'1".
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 20:36:20
He'll be wearing a bra in about five years or so; if hasn't already started now.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 20:42:54
I love how he's flexed in every single pic as if anyone gives a fuck. Maybe he should call Jason Giambi and ask him about the tumor he had on his pituitary gland from too much HGH. This guy will need a new endocrine system in 10 years.
By Choss Guy, on January 29, 2008 21:31:48
This guy is just screaming "Looke at ME!!!! Envy my body, money, possessions, women, and perfectly waxed eyebrows!!!"
LMAO
Seriously though, he comes off as a highly insecure little boy...no doubt he's also got a tiny little pee-pee.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 21:46:00
he's featured on a bbc america special about the uk's biggest spenders. he is SUCH a complete and total tool. i don't care how much money he has, he's a straight up joke. he admits to taking hgh (which might be legal in the uk, i don't know) but he totally has roid face. he's balding in the bbca piece and i think it's hilarious because he spends a fortune on clothes, cars, etc. yet doesn't do anything about his fug face and bald spot! and yeah, he's 100% gay, he's just in denial . . .
By slashslut, on January 29, 2008 21:52:21
jenny, i like you more than todd.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 21:57:53
I thought that was ryan seacrest in picture number 2!
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 22:35:08
Ryan Sehcrest is shorter. He's a shrimp.
By Joel McHale, on January 29, 2008 22:40:15
What's all this shit about "roid face?" There is no such thing. Where do you people come up with this nonsense? He most likely has full checks because of genetics. If he was holding water from androgens you'd see it all over his body and there would be minimal definition/vascularity. Take a look at some pro bodybuilders at 5 percent bodyfat - their face is lean and gaunt despite taking boatloads of anabolics and hgh.
The guy might be a dork for wearing stupid cloths and posing like a fag, but the hgh/steroid comments prove you people have no clue about how that shit works.
By Hypnotoad, on January 29, 2008 23:01:33
People who use HGH/Steroids are self obsessed idiots with personality disorders.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 23:04:53
>>People who use HGH/Steroids are self obsessed idiots with personality disorders
It's stupid to take drugs to look better, but OK to take them to FEEL better? What do you think alcohol, cigarettes, pot, ex, sleeping pills, painkillers etc. are? Oh that's right, DRUGS.
I'm sure you've never taken any of those things right? And you never drank before the legal age, right? Becuase that would be illegal. And taking illegal drugs is for self obsessed idiots with personality disorders, right?
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 23:23:39
23:23 you're a dumbass.. not everyone in this world is completely fucked up. I for one have never drank alcohol or done any of the shit that you listed. Also, no one is defending any of those things but we ARE on a topic of someone who is obviously under steroids. Damn, I hate when you fucktards go off rambling nonsense that has nothing to do with the topic at hand.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 23:46:41
23:23 is on steroids and that hit home so he went into one of his rages.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2008 23:47:46
23:46 and 23:47
ha ha - I point out the utter hypocrisy of slamming some douche for taking steroids by people who themselves ingest drugs, and somehow that has nothing to do with the topic at hand? or that means somehow that I must be on steroids? LOL.
Sorry if the truth hurts.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 00:00:13
00:00 yeah that pretty much made no sense. Sorry you're still stupid. Try again.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 00:03:02
The person defending "performance enhancing" DRUGS is likely also on some sort of anti depressants or anti anxiety DRUGS too, but is holier than thou because these drugs are not the same drugs "you" take. They don't drink or smoke pot because they're terrified they might get "fat" and then they wouldn't be able to call you "fat" without hating themselves more than they already do. Sad and ugly.
By truth, on January 30, 2008 00:05:49
00:05:49 you make no fucking sense. Something about anti depressants or something? Seriously, no fucking sense.
I was laughing at people on here for slamming steroid boy evn though they pretty much all do their own socially acceptable form of drugs. That does not equal "defending performance enhancing drugs" Where the hell did you get that? I'm not on steroids or anti depressants or whatever you think I must be on. Back to psychology 101 for you.
I don't give a shit who takes drugs or steroids or whatever.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 00:23:06
^ Tom Cruise. He knows better than everyone. Oh tee three and higher Scientologists are the all knowing because they're rich (and poor).
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 00:44:09
Good lord.. well.. you gotta give it to steroids, they may shrink your nuts but damn do they give you muscles and then some. Maybe a bit on the comical gross side, but SHEESH.
Anywho.. yeah, guy needs to just go ahead and get DOUCHE tattooed on his forehead.
By LisaL, on January 30, 2008 00:45:20
OK everyone, please cry a tear for SLUTney. This slut is so starved for attention that, in the video, she purposely takes off her jacket to show off her see-through shirt (SLUTney, please, put your nasty ass droopy-to-your-knees tits away or be a normal woman & wear a bra). I don't think it'll be too long before we see film of her giving some annonymous guy she just met a blowjob in broad daylight, or we'll see her standing on a corner naked from the waist down, peeing on herself...
And, for this metrosexual douchebag, all I can say is no one likes a poser wannabe, skippy...
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 00:51:15
Oh my god....
AH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
You know, i would invite him to a party at my house and have him stand in the corner where the ficus would normally be. Every so often he would yell out phrases like, "Number 1!" "Check out these guns!" or "Oh YEAH!" interspersed with the occasional grunt or scowl. People at the party would avoid him for the most part but discreetly stare at him in horrifying fascination similar to seeing someone with their dress caught in their underwear after a trip to the bathroom.
By insidescoop, on January 30, 2008 00:57:25
oh my gawwwwwddddddddddd...hes flauntin man cleavage...wat a fuckin tool
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 02:13:21
I just love the little outfit he has on in the first picture. My girlfriend has one just like it. The guy likes to brag about his millions, but I can tell you that this top came from Topshop.
By Oliver Cromwell, on January 30, 2008 04:20:46
00:57 hehe, can i come?
this guys cleavage if so fucking funny, he must shop in the junior/teen section...i'd rather make fun of peole like this anyday, then look at one more video of britney...i love tis shit, what's his myspace address??
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 05:37:21
Hey looks like a blonde Donkey Kong.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 05:38:26
I know this guy! I see him at all the MENSA meetings.
By Huckabama Lee, on January 30, 2008 05:50:29
I love your thinking, InsideScoop.
I went out with a guy similar to this tool. He spent more time staring at himself in the mirror than he did breathing. Or processing necessary brain functions. Like thinking logically.
Looking at this guy makes me wonder what the fuck I was thinking at the time. Or if I was thinking.
I wonder if you can become retarded by association?
By Vigilante, on January 30, 2008 06:01:34
"What'cha gonna do when the world's biggest d-bag runs wild on you"
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 06:21:58
man cleavage .... that's a new one
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 06:26:12
So wait, wait, wait...
Going out and having a few drinks with your friends and having a good time occasionally is the same as doing cycles of steroids, going out clubbing AND drinking with friends?
Ahahahah that's a good one.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 06:26:54
Who the FUCK is this moron? What a fucking poser. Love his "I'm so tough" look. Does he realize people are laughing about what a dumbfuck he is? Jeezus.......
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 06:37:11
The King of all Doucheness
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 06:42:03
It's tits are gross.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 06:56:36
WHITE JEANS!!! WHITE JEANS!! WHITE JEANS!! Ack...
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 07:02:57
You have to check out the picture of his "little sister all grown up"(in her underwear!!!!) on the last page of his MySpace pics. The fact that he has that picture up just further portrays how utterly creepy this guy is.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 07:06:56
too funny.... his myspace says he's 33 - haaaaaa! so at this point I'm thinking [since he's at least 10 years older than that] we've got steroids AND botox going on there... poor dude....
By gigi, on January 30, 2008 07:53:11
Roid rage is funny.
By Tazznum1, on January 30, 2008 08:05:10
omg is he serious?
what are those shirts? those are made for slutty girls not dudes.
he's totally something out of the jersey shore or the hamptons in the summer scene. GROSS. i can't believe he had an ex gf. maybe a few ex bf's but i can't imagine a guy or a girl wanting that.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 08:08:32
why does he look constipated in all his pics?
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 08:25:22
Tiny penis, no doubt.
Still, can you believe there are people out their that actually are impressed by this douchebag?
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 08:28:37
Please God, never let me become this big of a self important asshole.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 08:31:31
Are his legs all thin and not proportioned to the rest of his body like the other meatheads?
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 08:37:35
If he stares at you long enough he can trick you into feeling his gay sexual waves. Run Forest run!!!
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 08:59:00
He says he's straight on his MySpace page. Who are we to not believe him?
By Brock Sampson, on January 30, 2008 09:04:48
I noticed that he left out his height on his MySpace page. 5 bucks says he has short man syndrome.
Oh and I love how he's working his Blue Steel face the exact same way in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE. lol, tryhard much? I wonder how many hours a day he spends practicing that in the mirror and then wanking off while admiring his own body.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 09:49:28
I bet he has a small dick lmao loser
By Noey, on January 30, 2008 09:58:33
Hahaha... BOOOOM!!! *falls over laughing*
By Melpomene, on January 30, 2008 10:05:19
Well, he's finally getting what he always wanted: attention.
Yesterday, the guy was a practical nobody. Today he's being discussed around the globe. 65 comments here, no less. I bet he loves it and is texting all his "friends" about it.
Next will be reality shows, endorsements, fame, more money, and then public weariness and ridicule, followed by self-doubt and loss of confidence and a free fall into drugs, depression and possible suicide.
You see? Being a total and complete douche really does work!
By Big Fatty, on January 30, 2008 10:16:46
He's the No 1 user of anabolics in the UK.
Way to shrink those 'nads dork.
By MikeG, on January 30, 2008 10:46:23
Who the hell is this guy and why is he on here? Nasty!
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 10:49:14
I tried to view all of the photos, but my computer spontaneously burst into flames (pun intended) after the first couple.
By busyness, on January 30, 2008 11:06:57
For what its worth, he also has a page on bigmuscle.com, a gay "hook-up" site. Has a special affinity (sp?) to Superman as the comic strip and Christopher Reeve (in costume) are part of his profile images........
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 11:08:05
I tried looking at some of the pictures on his page, but I was afraid that the douchiness would infect me too, so I stopped after just a few.
By mskimmyd, on January 30, 2008 11:19:11
He looks more like number 2, if you know what I mean.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 11:33:58
Dawg! You livin' da dream!! Only if the dreamer was a rotund hobbit with a man-bra fetish.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 12:45:38
Wow. The douchebaggery never stops. Now only if he and his boys would have the old gaseline fight.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 12:51:44
Total douchebag. God's gift to gays.
By capadigutz, on January 30, 2008 12:53:04
His name is Scott Alexander and he is a multi millionaire out in the UK. He's 6ft. 4 btw.(whoever said he was short). Apparently he's worth A LOT of doe. But he looks and sounds like the biggest fuckin knob on the planet.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 12:57:52
Lets all have a moment of silence for this mans future. It just died.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 13:09:07
I am waiting to see this douche bag on Oprah. Maybe she can have Gator and Tom Cruise on the same show. Tom can bounce on the couch...Gator can glare at the camera until he hypervenelates. Then just as Gators (blue) leather clad face is careening towards the set floor...Our lord and savior Tom Cruise will save Gator. By saving I mean teabag Gator for the remainder of the show.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 13:18:51
he is a total douchebag...BUT he is a multi millionaire...not sure HOW...but he is.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 13:19:14
20 bucks says this guy has a lot of Right Said Fred on his Ipod...
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 13:55:17
I think I can safely say that this...thing is the LAST thing on Earth I would have sex with.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 14:21:40
LMAO! I knew a guy like this once..he was the most superficial moron I'd ever seen in my life. But he was happy with his idiotic doucheness , so, whatever. Made me laugh:-) To each his own!
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 14:22:46
Muscles are nice but DAMN fool get some clothes that fit!!!
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 14:44:08
OMG...this douche tried to add me on myspace HAHAHAH I laughed for days!!!!
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 14:52:27
i'm guilty of overusing the word douche to describe loser guys, but wow - this gives such new meaning i almost can't even comprehend it.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 15:37:28
lmfao!! I don't know which made me laugh harder, the pictures or the comments, you guys are hilarious, and so is the fact that this guy thinks everyone is as impressed with him as he is!
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 17:19:20
i bet he's *terrible* in bed. you know he's pulling a patrick bateman any time he gets into bed with a woman.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 17:58:02
He has more cleavage than most of the girls
he's posing with.
Looks like two tumors on his chest
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 18:57:50
Gross hes got more cleavage than most of the chicks on here. Bleh! My stomache literally turned. I hope he reads this!
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 19:59:22
Dude, I've never seen this site flame a private party. Whoa. That being said, the guy's a putz. I wanted get into the ring with him though unless I had the First Marine Division standing behind me.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 21:05:38
Good God, who coached him on how to pose like Zoolander in every single picture?
By anonymous, on January 30, 2008 21:06:19
DO. NOT. WANT.
By Homos, on January 30, 2008 22:40:19
Love child of Derek Zoolander and Hansel. Finally, they hooked up -- guess they left that for the sequel.
By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 01:25:10
uh, "heterosexual photos"??
The dudes in all those pix look like queens to me - and honey, I've seen enough queens to know what I'm talkin about, believe me...
By Mick, on January 31, 2008 03:41:27
Ladies, imagine his pick-up lines at a bar..."Me got muscle. You like drink? Me number One. Look my arms. Me like you."
Bonehead.
By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 10:01:14
mick, obviously you have no idea what sarcasm is
By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 10:09:16
I clicked on the link to see the myspace page, and the sheer magnitude of douche-ness actually made my Firefox browser crash. I didn't know computers were so capable at picking out crappy people!
By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 10:48:18
THATS A GAY FEST
By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 10:54:05
That is "The Gator" from hotchickswithdouchebags.com. He has won many accolades for being so douchy.
By fishyscent, on January 31, 2008 12:28:39
First off...anyone doubting that this "Golden Dildo" is using steroids, he said him/herself that he/she uses HGH(Human Growth Hormones) twice a day. I am in so much pain right now over this....my sides feel as though they might split. The best part is that Captain Douche Bag here actually thinks he is some sort of sexy God, when in actuality, all he really is...is a pumped up(I wanna say Fag so much, but I don't wanna insult homosexuals everywhere) egotistic, playboy, with far too much time and money. Some might make the argument that I am jealous of his money or physique...let me assure you that I would rather have no money and be out of shape with someone who loves me...than this sad, pathetic, over-inflated, under-intelligent, rotting sack of monkey spunk, who obviously is the only one who truly loves him.
By Seth, on January 31, 2008 13:32:03
I love you, Seth.
(Whoa. Did I say that out loud? Oh well. Hey, someone dropped a tic tac...)
By Vigilante, on January 31, 2008 14:38:20
Wow. 102 comments.
The douche is strong with this one.
By Dark Labia, on January 31, 2008 15:42:15
whoever said girls would rather date a fat guy is 100% right..I hate fat guys but would no doubt take one over gross looking men like that.
For a dumbass that said everyone is on something, well speak for yourself dumbass..only idiots use that shit because they have no brain. I've never used any drugs in my entire life and I'm still the happiest and healthiest among my weed smoking, beer drinking, pill popping friends.
By anonymous, on January 31, 2008 19:24:07
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