A rule of thumb: if you see someone wearing a Yankee cap tilted at a 45 degree angle, it typically means that the person is a walking drain on society.
Jesus is he ugly. I mean really ugly. Looking at Rumer Willis turned me gay for a few minutes, but I'd rather makout with Rumer with my eyes open for an hour than look at this dude for five seconds. Hell, I'd rather makeout with Demi Moore's asshole (her poophole, not Ashton) than look at this dude.
It's like a slightly less talented, less endearing version of Vanilla Ice.
It brightens a special place in my heart when mediocre, D-list flameouts who never deserved their 15 minutes in the first place find themselves held over the alligator pit by their short-&-curlies.
He is a little piece of crap with no talent had a record career that lasted two minutes and his brother who is in the pics is in that gay group BACK DOOR BOYS aka BACK STREET BOYS
When is he gonna get past the acne-filled teen yrs already? he needs to get some pointers from Jessica Simpson. btw, we all know he does more shit tham weed, just look at his eyes.
Pot causes hormonal disorder and therefore infertility. I work in a hospital and we see a lot of couples who come in because they are infertile. The first question we are supposed to ask is if the husband/boyfriend smokes or has ever smoked pot in his life, and let me tell you in every single case where a husband is infertile it is due to his pot usage.
Anon 22:36: It's really hard to get busted for possession of weed, even in Texas, so this douche was obviously asking for it.
In many parts of the state, the worst crime you can commit is being young. This is especially true in the more conservative parts of the state, of which there are MANY. Texas cops are guilty of a serious unrequited jones for teenage ass. The dumbass I was dating way back in 1994 was pulled over at 7:30'ish on a saturday night basically because the cop saw four teenagers in the car. She wasn't driving erratically, wasn't drunk, and wasn't high. Unfortunately, she did have less than a nickel bag of weed in the glove compartment and also consented to a search of the vehicle. Worse still, she didn't fess up to the bag. Texas law says that anybody with access to the contraband will be charged with possession unless a specific party claims ownership. Aaaand that didn't happen.
So, after a lovely overnight visit in the Lubbock County jail, I paid bail and dealt with a bullshit possession charge. I looked up the National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers in town, found one who was very connected locally, paid a "charitable" donation to a local crime stoppers organization, and everything was wiped clear. Voila. It amounted to a bribe to the DA and a good cause. But that's just the way shit rolls in those parts.
So, Anon 22:36, what lesson did you take from all this? Here it is: never wear a baseball cap when you have weed in the car. Bad news. Well, at least in Texas. Just ask John Popper.
Ha Ha what a stupid bastard. Being that he was in Texas when this happened Mr. Carter can look forward to some jail time or even the death penalty (hey it is Texas). And just remember Don't mess with Texas...it's not nice to pick on retards.
The speed limit in the cities on I-10 is 70, meaning go 95. When it's just desert, most people go like 120. I can only imagine his speed to get pulled over.
38 Comments:
Leave Your Commentgotta love the guy in the background of the main pic giving aaron a big F U
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 10:18:36
stay in cali with a doctors note man!
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 10:19:06
No idea who this is. Looks like something of a douche, though.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 10:19:41
This guy is the reigning king of douchebags. I remember seeing some concert spots my company made for him a few years back. This kid is a joke.
By Joe C, on February 22, 2008 10:24:19
LOL @ the dude in the background giving Aaron the finger.
This is the same kid who used to fuck Lindsay Lohan and Haylie Duff, btw.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 10:34:28
He was arrested for having two ounces of pot? Pfftt.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 10:46:30
Of all places to get busted, Texas dont play around, they'll lock you up and throw away the key. Texas prison system is scary.
By juju, on February 22, 2008 10:55:28
Gross...the teenage years have not been kind to him!
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 11:10:35
A rule of thumb: if you see someone wearing a Yankee cap tilted at a 45 degree angle, it typically means that the person is a walking drain on society.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 11:13:12
Jesus, did the top picture of his face have to be so big? It scared my little white poodle, Fifi!
Come here, Fifi! Come here, snookums! It's ok. It's just an ugly white guy. He won't hurt you.
By Armand, on February 22, 2008 11:58:07
Jesus is he ugly. I mean really ugly. Looking at Rumer Willis turned me gay for a few minutes, but I'd rather makout with Rumer with my eyes open for an hour than look at this dude for five seconds. Hell, I'd rather makeout with Demi Moore's asshole (her poophole, not Ashton) than look at this dude.
Wow is he ugly.
By thebig28, on February 22, 2008 12:09:50
big28 - Fixated on a guy's looks as much as you are, your gay phase might be lasting longer than just a few minutes.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 12:22:06
it's pot, a plant that has caused 0 deaths, who cares.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 12:40:21
"it's pot, a plant that has caused 0 deaths, who cares."
Eh, that's not really true, but I agree with you in the "who cares" portion of your statement.
By J-Bird, on February 22, 2008 12:54:21
Anon 12:22,
It was a weird moment between looking at Rumer Willis and that douche that I just wasn't sure anymore. Abstinence looked really good for a second.
By thebig28, on February 22, 2008 13:06:07
It's like a slightly less talented, less endearing version of Vanilla Ice.
It brightens a special place in my heart when mediocre, D-list flameouts who never deserved their 15 minutes in the first place find themselves held over the alligator pit by their short-&-curlies.
By Gonzo, on February 22, 2008 13:11:07
That guy in the background makes this picture worth looking at. Classic.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 13:30:59
gets high, gets arrested, needs to GET PROACTIVE...ewe HUGE zit..
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 15:52:13
He is a little piece of crap with no talent had a record career that lasted two minutes and his brother who is in the pics is in that gay group BACK DOOR BOYS aka BACK STREET BOYS
By aaron sucks, on February 22, 2008 15:54:16
When is he gonna get past the acne-filled teen yrs already? he needs to get some pointers from Jessica Simpson. btw, we all know he does more shit tham weed, just look at his eyes.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 15:59:31
12:40:21 -
If whether or not something causes death is your criteria for deciding if something is bad or not then you're dumber than you look.
By Alfrederico, on February 22, 2008 15:59:53
His older brother was god in my eyes...10 years ago.
Neither of them have aged well at all. Yuck.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 16:55:56
Pot causes hormonal disorder and therefore infertility. I work in a hospital and we see a lot of couples who come in because they are infertile. The first question we are supposed to ask is if the husband/boyfriend smokes or has ever smoked pot in his life, and let me tell you in every single case where a husband is infertile it is due to his pot usage.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 18:40:01
As soon as the US Gov finds a way to regulate and tax marijuana it will be "legal" and they'll have to find a new drug to blame for infertility.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 19:25:58
It's really hard to get busted for possession of weed, even in Texas, so this douche was obviously asking for it.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 22:36:16
18:40 works at the "hospital" of the Church of Scientology/Narconon. DIAF plz kthxbai
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 22:39:44
OMG, THAT FACE IS OFFENSIVE TO MY EYES.
By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 02:28:35
Anon 22:36: It's really hard to get busted for possession of weed, even in Texas, so this douche was obviously asking for it.
In many parts of the state, the worst crime you can commit is being young. This is especially true in the more conservative parts of the state, of which there are MANY. Texas cops are guilty of a serious unrequited jones for teenage ass. The dumbass I was dating way back in 1994 was pulled over at 7:30'ish on a saturday night basically because the cop saw four teenagers in the car. She wasn't driving erratically, wasn't drunk, and wasn't high. Unfortunately, she did have less than a nickel bag of weed in the glove compartment and also consented to a search of the vehicle. Worse still, she didn't fess up to the bag. Texas law says that anybody with access to the contraband will be charged with possession unless a specific party claims ownership. Aaaand that didn't happen.
So, after a lovely overnight visit in the Lubbock County jail, I paid bail and dealt with a bullshit possession charge. I looked up the National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers in town, found one who was very connected locally, paid a "charitable" donation to a local crime stoppers organization, and everything was wiped clear. Voila. It amounted to a bribe to the DA and a good cause. But that's just the way shit rolls in those parts.
So, Anon 22:36, what lesson did you take from all this? Here it is: never wear a baseball cap when you have weed in the car. Bad news. Well, at least in Texas. Just ask John Popper.
By Gonzo, on February 23, 2008 07:20:38
He looks like Vanilla Ice,weak.
By Abe, on February 23, 2008 08:31:02
little aaron carters likes the devil's lettuce.
By smoke.it, on February 23, 2008 10:15:31
Ha Ha what a stupid bastard. Being that he was in Texas when this happened Mr. Carter can look forward to some jail time or even the death penalty (hey it is Texas). And just remember Don't mess with Texas...it's not nice to pick on retards.
By I hate Hippies, on February 23, 2008 13:51:37
annoying when he was younger and annoying now.
By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 14:54:26
...soooooo
when is it going to come out that Aaron carter is on meth?
By Billie a.k.a Jackie_DressedinCobras, on February 23, 2008 18:31:14
The speed limit in the cities on I-10 is 70, meaning go 95. When it's just desert, most people go like 120. I can only imagine his speed to get pulled over.
By anonymous, on February 24, 2008 00:02:31
He's so high he doesn't realize that his hat is on sideways.
By anonymous, on February 24, 2008 08:01:47
funny....he looks like hes on dope or coke, woulda never guessed weed, must be the non munchie kind
By anonymous, on February 24, 2008 10:26:48
Meth. Face.
By Lia, on February 24, 2008 15:20:40
What a shocker; another untalented, dumbass, doper, hollywood douchebag. Gee, that's not a cliche, is it?
By anonymous, on February 24, 2008 16:14:49
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