She'll fit right in. She's arrogant, takes herself too seriously, has no sense of humor, wears too much black, and is naive enough to actually think that the UN is not a big joke. All she needs now is a bicycle, a beret, a baguette and a cigarette holder and they can make her an honorary citizen.
Is he that lucky? I mean, he's got like a ba-jillion kids to chase around...if they were together, travelling to glam places and childless, and she occasionally ate a sandwich, he would indeed be the luckiest man on Earth--and she, the luckiest woman. As is stands, they have 94 kids, and another one on the way, and never stay in one place, and she looks like a starving refugee from Darfur, and her idea of a getaway is whatever war torn nightmare has a Southwest special running that week.
You're right, Brad just nods and says "yes dear" like he did with all his other women. The man is a vapid, empty, shallow toolshed. And not to be picky, but I thought her mother was French CANADIAN. Am I wrong? B'c if she's CANADIAN, Angelina needs to pay a lot more attention. Also, Ang, if you hate the USA so much, why do you live here? Go live in your Cambodian shack or your French chateau,and don't forget your affected Mid-Atlantic accent like Gwyneth and Madonna have now. I can't wait till Brad remembers he's a flavor-of-the-month guy and leaves the litter and the whore for Hayden Panettiere or Rumer Willis.
is she still buying more babies??? i guess bad habits are hard to break. or maybe she wants to help our economy, babysitters need work too, i guess. she is nuts.
She can move to Mars and live in the giant rock-hewn face in the sands, raising Martian babies. She'll still be one desperately unhappy and borderline psychotic woman.
I don't see the new baby being "raised" anywhere. She'll continue to drag her entire brood all over the freaking planet. She may give birth there but she won't allow them to settle there.
I think she is selfish to continually drag her kids everywhere. Babies and toddlers don't need or want that. SHE wants that. I think most kids would like an actual home with a room, all of their toys, a bike out front, etc. Also, she is still making movies, attending events, working for charities, how much time is she really spending with her kids? But she has a nanny for each of them, so I guess she doesn't need to.
I think it's interesting that she waited until her mother died to get all gung-ho about France. Sounds more like "Mom's finally dead! I can finally set foot in France again!"
I don't think deciding to live abroad means that she "hates" America, but I have to agree that the constant moving is probably not the best thing in the world for the children. Moving from one midwestern suburb to another is hard on kids; I can only imagine moving from the Deep South to Provence.
However, let's keep in mind that just because rich people "buy a chateau" somewhere doesn't mean they'll spend more than a month a year there. I'm sure they're keeping their place in NOLA, their place in LA, their place in Cambodia, their place in...
Also, the instinct to be a caregiver to children, biological or otherwise, is good. But you've got to have the means to actually love and care for all of them, and that doesn't just mean financial means. 8:53 is right, how much time are these kids actually spending with their parents? It's starting to get worrying.
Her mother was part French Canadian, not French and was born in the US. That's like going to France to embrace your roots when your mother was part Cajun.
I'm pretty happy she decided to move to France. And don't buy this shit a fringe of the Republican party try to sell you, French and American people get on well with each other whether some of these frantic haters like it or not.
Her mother is French-Canadian and Iroqois. If she wants to get in touch with her roots they ought to buy a cabin north of Chicoutomi and run a trap line. Denzil Washington is more Nigerian than she is French.
Her mother was born in Chicago, Illinois. Angelina Jolie is an ass. If you want to move to France, just move to France, don't use your dead mother as a reason. Stupid.
I agree, they will never settle down in one place because a stable life would cause them to lose attention. She has transferred her old addictions to new ones. She basically admitted that the kids have no friends. Maddox needed a playmate, and viola here comes Pax. Brad really is a wimp. I've read, and totally believe, that he loves LA and would like stability. He will never have the traditional family he wanted with someone like Angelina.
C'mon people, read between the lines. She's moving closer to Johnny Depp. She's going to try and steal Depp away from Paradis, and then dump Brad. It's so obvious!
First, she tells the world she would NEVER steal another woman's husband, because her father cheated on and left her mother for another woman, and she could never forgive him for that...
Then she tells the world she would not have biological children because there are so many orphans who need to be adopted...
So, yeah, I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this one.
While the vagina is a muscle, and does somewhat go back to its original size after childbirth and with regular Kegel exercises, most women's vagina's never go back to exactly the way that they were pre-birth. The size never returns to the way that it was.
French, sure. But, she'll never be British. Not after that scare she had a year or so ago when Brad was being enticed away by none other than Patsy Kensit. Angelina hauled him out of England so fast. Have you noticed in their travels they've never returned to England?
Hey is this a still shot from that late 70s movie where John Voight plays a cop who goes undercover as a transvestite and Robert Redford plays his partner?
Wait -- didn't Brad and Angelina say that they were going to make their home in New Orleans? Didn't they say that they wanted to prove that it was still habitable?
This appears to fly in the face of that statement.
Can we assume that Angelina is just as genuine as Paris Hilton when she said she was going to embark on a humanitarian venture?
'Effin celebs -- they are just as dishonest and trustworthy as a used car salesman.
Can we assume that Angelina is just as genuine as Paris Hilton when she said she was going to embark on a humanitarian venture? ------------------------------ I'm not a fan of hers (I think her acting is pretty lame), but she's already gone on 3 humanitarian ventures (aside from the UN & to pick up the next adopted child) that I know of. Also, she & Brad have donated something like $3 million of their own money to New Orleans relief organizations. Like I said, I'm not a fan of hers, but that kinda tells me they put their money where their mouth is. Also, from what I've read, they got the same stupid stalkerazzi treatment in New Orleans that they used to get in LA. They're captives of their own notoriety, and since people in France couldn't care less about public figures (or being courteous, or washing regularly), they'll probably fit in just fine.
Ah great... How she's gonna buy all of Eastern Europe's orphans and turn them into hippies. Can't you people throw your trash in the ocean or fling it in space?
Marcia Lynne "Marcheline" Bertrand(May 9, 1950 – January 27, 2007) was an American actress.
Bertrand was born in Chicago, Illinois, the daughter of Lois June (née Gouwens) and Rolland F. Bertrand. She was of French-Canadian descent on her father's side, and is a descendant of Zacharie Cloutier.
According to daughter Angelina Jolie, Bertrand was often wrongly identified as a French actress: "My mom is as far from French Parisian as you can get. She grew up in a bowling alley that my grandparents owned." (Allure Nov 2004)
She is about as much "French" as hot dogs and apple pie.
Hmm, how many of the comments saying they'd love to "hit" it are actually written by women; rabid Angelina-fangirls trying to make up for the overwhelmingly negative comments about her in this thread?
I miss the s&m, knife-wielding, brother-humping, 'Tomb Raider'-era angelina, wearing necklaces full of blood and fucking anything in sight... the U.N. ambassador, mother-to-the-world, it's-cool-to-hate-America-so-I'm-leaving Angelina is too boring (and too skinny) Sorry Todd
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By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 22:00:07
Sounds nice, running from La-La-Land insanity to raise better kids. "South of Afghanistan" sounds nice too, considering the alternative...
Too bad those won't mount all that well. Their mother is Angelina. Their father is Tyler Durden.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 22:23:02
Sounds nice, running from La-La-Land insanity to raise better kids. "South of Afghanistan" sounds nice too, considering the alternative...
Too bad those kids won't mount all that well. Their mother is Angelina. Their father is Tyler Durden.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 22:23:26
...provided he enjoys a hairy veiny skeletal forearm up his ass.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 22:59:08
I hope this story is true, but somehow I doubt it.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 23:04:53
Great news. Now if we could just get Brit, Lohan and Paris to follow them.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 23:18:41
Looks like they've already given up on New Orleans. Perhaps Old Orleans will be more hospitable.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 23:22:01
So that would make her a french whore right?
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 23:35:02
They are such a good looking pair of people
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 23:45:31
Does dumb bitch even speak French?
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 00:16:53
I just want the chateau. The can keep the kids or they can be my little slaves.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 00:50:54
She'll fit right in. She's arrogant, takes herself too seriously, has no sense of humor, wears too much black, and is naive enough to actually think that the UN is not a big joke. All she needs now is a bicycle, a beret, a baguette and a cigarette holder and they can make her an honorary citizen.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 00:57:11
What about her American Indian roots?
By Joanna, on February 28, 2008 02:56:03
He looks like Robert Redford.
She looks like the woman I want to fuck.
By BlueMak, on February 28, 2008 03:08:28
I swear I had a Ken doll with that same outfit Brad's weearing, but the Superstar Barbie I had wasn't creepy and tattooed like his.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 04:17:17
Of course not, he gets to have unprotected sex with Angelina Jolie.
Yeah, but how much does Brad's little tinkle-winkle feel inside her cavernous hole? Not much, I suspect, not much.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 05:24:07
Iupiiii...best move ever...she's just like the frenchs...a bitch! She's gonna lovet it!. lol
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 05:42:57
"Angelina Jolie is French"
... Hilarious. I swear, sometimes the headlines on this site make me laugh harder then the actual stories.
Keep up the great work.
-MR
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 06:10:05
She is soooo pretentious.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 06:25:21
Is he that lucky? I mean, he's got like a ba-jillion kids to chase around...if they were together, travelling to glam places and childless, and she occasionally ate a sandwich, he would indeed be the luckiest man on Earth--and she, the luckiest woman. As is stands, they have 94 kids, and another one on the way, and never stay in one place, and she looks like a starving refugee from Darfur, and her idea of a getaway is whatever war torn nightmare has a Southwest special running that week.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 06:35:26
You're right, Brad just nods and says "yes dear" like he did with all his other women. The man is a vapid, empty, shallow toolshed.
And not to be picky, but I thought her mother was French CANADIAN. Am I wrong? B'c if she's CANADIAN, Angelina needs to pay a lot more attention. Also, Ang, if you hate the USA so much, why do you live here? Go live in your Cambodian shack or your French chateau,and don't forget your affected Mid-Atlantic accent like Gwyneth and Madonna have now.
I can't wait till Brad remembers he's a flavor-of-the-month guy and leaves the litter and the whore for Hayden Panettiere or Rumer Willis.
By Devilgirl, on February 28, 2008 06:38:55
One more reason to hate the french..
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 07:16:47
She looks absolutely gorgeous!!!
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 07:50:32
is she still buying more babies??? i guess bad habits are hard to break. or maybe she wants to help our economy, babysitters need work too, i guess. she is nuts.
By martin , on February 28, 2008 08:04:20
Jolie's vagina is going to look like a python's mouth after she squeezes out another one.
By J-Bird, on February 28, 2008 08:22:37
She can move to Mars and live in the giant rock-hewn face in the sands, raising Martian babies. She'll still be one desperately unhappy and borderline psychotic woman.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 08:29:13
I don't see the new baby being "raised" anywhere. She'll continue to drag her entire brood all over the freaking planet. She may give birth there but she won't allow them to settle there.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 08:43:11
When did Brad Pitt morph into famed Hollywood producer Robert Evans?
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 08:46:11
I think she is selfish to continually drag her kids everywhere. Babies and toddlers don't need or want that. SHE wants that. I think most kids would like an actual home with a room, all of their toys, a bike out front, etc. Also, she is still making movies, attending events, working for charities, how much time is she really spending with her kids? But she has a nanny for each of them, so I guess she doesn't need to.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 08:53:27
so they're done with New Orleans?
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 08:54:42
I think it's interesting that she waited until her mother died to get all gung-ho about France. Sounds more like "Mom's finally dead! I can finally set foot in France again!"
By oakling, on February 28, 2008 09:15:20
I don't think deciding to live abroad means that she "hates" America, but I have to agree that the constant moving is probably not the best thing in the world for the children. Moving from one midwestern suburb to another is hard on kids; I can only imagine moving from the Deep South to Provence.
However, let's keep in mind that just because rich people "buy a chateau" somewhere doesn't mean they'll spend more than a month a year there. I'm sure they're keeping their place in NOLA, their place in LA, their place in Cambodia, their place in...
Also, the instinct to be a caregiver to children, biological or otherwise, is good. But you've got to have the means to actually love and care for all of them, and that doesn't just mean financial means. 8:53 is right, how much time are these kids actually spending with their parents? It's starting to get worrying.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 09:19:28
Her mother was part French Canadian, not French and was born in the US. That's like going to France to embrace your roots when your mother was part Cajun.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 09:37:13
I'm pretty happy she decided to move to France. And don't buy this shit a fringe of the Republican party try to sell you, French and American people get on well with each other whether some of these frantic haters like it or not.
By Val, on February 28, 2008 09:44:40
Her mother is French-Canadian and Iroqois. If she wants to get in touch with her roots they ought to buy a cabin north of Chicoutomi and run a trap line. Denzil Washington is more Nigerian than she is French.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 09:47:27
Having two children does NOT ruin one's vagina. Do you enjoy being an idiot?? God, grow the hell up.
By Carmen G., on February 28, 2008 09:57:45
Her mother was born in Chicago, Illinois. Angelina Jolie is an ass. If you want to move to France, just move to France, don't use your dead mother as a reason. Stupid.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 10:00:17
I agree, they will never settle down in one place because a stable life would cause them to lose attention. She has transferred her old addictions to new ones. She basically admitted that the kids have no friends. Maddox needed a playmate, and viola here comes Pax. Brad really is a wimp. I've read, and totally believe, that he loves LA and would like stability. He will never have the traditional family he wanted with someone like Angelina.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 10:07:41
C'mon people, read between the lines. She's moving closer to Johnny Depp. She's going to try and steal Depp away from Paradis, and then dump Brad. It's so obvious!
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 10:21:02
What happened to her face? She looks ten years younger. Is that pregnancy glow?
By Abram, on February 28, 2008 10:21:53
Carmen G's vagina has it's own subway system. It inhabits Fraggles and Doozers.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 10:32:38
I like how they brought their own bags of microwave popcorn.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 11:04:25
Hey 10:32:38
The best you can come up with is a reference to the Muppets???? Wait a minute!! Does your mommy know you're on the computer??
You are a bigger loser than J-bird who is obviously afraid of vaginas.
By Carmen G., on February 28, 2008 12:03:20
Heyooo 12:03:20
And the best you can come up with is accusing someone of being on their "mommy's" computer?
No doubt it's your searing wit and superior intellect J-bird would be afraid of.
By not 10:32 , on February 28, 2008 12:46:35
I kinda feel sorry to say that, but Brad Pitt looks way too ridiculous.
I mean, dude, 1976 called. Even they don't want their looks back!
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:49:06
?Que?
By J-Bird, on February 28, 2008 12:53:50
First, she tells the world she would NEVER steal another woman's husband, because her father cheated on and left her mother for another woman, and she could never forgive him for that...
Then she tells the world she would not have biological children because there are so many orphans who need to be adopted...
So, yeah, I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this one.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:55:27
While the vagina is a muscle, and does somewhat go back to its original size after childbirth and with regular Kegel exercises, most women's vagina's never go back to exactly the way that they were pre-birth. The size never returns to the way that it was.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 13:27:26
God, I'm glad I read more than just the headline! For a minute there I thought she'd stopped shaving her armpits!
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 13:41:18
French, sure. But, she'll never be British. Not after that scare she had a year or so ago when Brad was being enticed away by none other than Patsy Kensit. Angelina hauled him out of England so fast. Have you noticed in their travels they've never returned to England?
By Meredith H., on February 28, 2008 14:56:43
Hey is this a still shot from that late 70s movie where John Voight plays a cop who goes undercover as a transvestite and Robert Redford plays his partner?
That movie doesn’t exisit?
Oh boy, Angelina is about to hit that wall HARD.
By thebig28, on February 28, 2008 15:21:26
Her vajayjay must truly be magical if Brad Pitt is even considering going to France.
By Jennifer Aniston's new kitten, on February 28, 2008 15:28:16
I'm about as sick of what these two phonies do as I am of what Brit Brit does on a daily basis.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 15:48:59
Wait -- didn't Brad and Angelina say that they were going to make their home in New Orleans? Didn't they say that they wanted to prove that it was still habitable?
This appears to fly in the face of that statement.
Can we assume that Angelina is just as genuine as Paris Hilton when she said she was going to embark on a humanitarian venture?
'Effin celebs -- they are just as dishonest and trustworthy as a used car salesman.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on February 28, 2008 16:35:51
Can we assume that Angelina is just as genuine as Paris Hilton when she said she was going to embark on a humanitarian venture?
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I'm not a fan of hers (I think her acting is pretty lame), but she's already gone on 3 humanitarian ventures (aside from the UN & to pick up the next adopted child) that I know of. Also, she & Brad have donated something like $3 million of their own money to New Orleans relief organizations. Like I said, I'm not a fan of hers, but that kinda tells me they put their money where their mouth is. Also, from what I've read, they got the same stupid stalkerazzi treatment in New Orleans that they used to get in LA. They're captives of their own notoriety, and since people in France couldn't care less about public figures (or being courteous, or washing regularly), they'll probably fit in just fine.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 16:52:49
Ah ah Anonymous at 10:32 made my day, I loved Fraggle Rock, sorry Carmen G.
By Val, on February 28, 2008 18:40:32
Ah great... How she's gonna buy all of Eastern Europe's orphans and turn them into hippies. Can't you people throw your trash in the ocean or fling it in space?
By anonymous, on February 29, 2008 00:16:35
Right right, I'm not a fan of hers either BUT blahblahblahblahblahblah not a fan blahblahblahblahblahblah I'm not a fan blahblahblahzzzzzzzzz......
By anonymous, on February 29, 2008 02:11:35
Angelina's had so many folks up in her cooch (kids, men, women) that effing her must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
By devilgirl, on February 29, 2008 06:36:54
"Angelina's had so many folks up in her cooch (kids, men, women) that effing her must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
I don't care. If that's the case, I would just wrap a beach towel around my junk and proceed to hit it six ways from Sunday. She is so worth it.
By anonymous, on February 29, 2008 18:14:15
Why can't there be more chicks that look like her in the world.
By anonymous, on February 29, 2008 19:40:58
Marcia Lynne "Marcheline" Bertrand(May 9, 1950 – January 27, 2007) was an American actress.
Bertrand was born in Chicago, Illinois, the daughter of Lois June (née Gouwens) and Rolland F. Bertrand. She was of French-Canadian descent on her father's side, and is a descendant of Zacharie Cloutier.
According to daughter Angelina Jolie, Bertrand was often wrongly identified as a French actress: "My mom is as far from French Parisian as you can get. She grew up in a bowling alley that my grandparents owned." (Allure Nov 2004)
She is about as much "French" as hot dogs and apple pie.
By anonymous, on March 1, 2008 04:01:58
Hmm, how many of the comments saying they'd love to "hit" it are actually written by women; rabid Angelina-fangirls trying to make up for the overwhelmingly negative comments about her in this thread?
By anonymous, on March 1, 2008 06:17:07
04:01, that is a bold statement right there.
By anonymous, on March 1, 2008 08:43:30
I miss the s&m, knife-wielding, brother-humping, 'Tomb Raider'-era angelina, wearing necklaces full of blood and fucking anything in sight... the U.N. ambassador, mother-to-the-world, it's-cool-to-hate-America-so-I'm-leaving Angelina is too boring (and too skinny)
Sorry Todd
By teabag, on March 1, 2008 12:51:56
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