24 Comments:

1. She's really cute and adorable.

   By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 11:36:11

2. I hate both of these ugly no talent cunts.

   By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 11:37:28

3. She looks a little better after the nose job but she still has that ugly man face her sister has.

   By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 11:38:31

4. She's a vapid whore, but she is quite cute. I'd definitely provide her with a roofie-laced drink and have my way with her.

   By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 11:40:38

5. i tolds her i wuz shootin' blankz

   By papa, on February 28, 2008 11:44:18

6. I had a dream and in my dream Pete Wentz was beating the shit out of Ashley Simpson. I approached them and, in a contirved act of chivalry, pummeled Wentz until his heart stopped. When Ms. Simpson extended her arms to thank me with an embrace, I kicked her in the stomach.
   
   Weird.

   By poops, on February 28, 2008 11:48:47

7. It's funny how tabloid papers and tabloid shows say that she has the best 'made' nose in hollywood. In my opinion that nosejob didn't do this ugly ass twit any justice! She needs to give her clueless, stupid sister fashion tips.

   By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 11:53:23

8. sure she isnt, just like she didnt have plastic surgery. whatever!

   By Grace Yip, on February 28, 2008 12:04:09

9. Not pregnant, not engaged, and not the least bit attractive.

   By jeffro, on February 28, 2008 12:09:18

10. what the hell is "The Sauce"?

    By rockr, on February 28, 2008 12:16:53

11. "It just means that he hasn't asked my dad yet"
    
    What? If he's willing to share?

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:24:49

12. "It just means that he hasn't asked my dad yet...
    
    ...if he could grace him with a blowjob."

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:28:18

13. I like the red, but as long as she has a sock in her mouth, I'd hit it. =)

    By Dad, on February 28, 2008 12:31:59

14. meh

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:45:30

15. How many abortions does that make now?

    By Snides, on February 28, 2008 13:08:10

16. not pregnant, not engaged, not talented, and a total waste of human DNA.

    By catman, on February 28, 2008 13:12:22

17. T/F: In order to be famous, one does not need talent, beauty, means, class, or a good work ethic. All one really needs is an utter lack of self-respect and dignity.
    
    Discuss.

    By Over it, on February 28, 2008 13:23:20

18. who cares if you stop posting about them they'll go away and our lives will better

    By pk, on February 28, 2008 13:31:45

19. So 2007....next!!

    By Nick Lachey, on February 28, 2008 15:09:40

20. I came to this page to post an insult for Fag Out Boy #1. Poster #2 beat me to it. Perfect! He is so cunty.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 15:24:13

21. Judging by her look, we're in Seattle in the mid 90s. Pass it on, Curt.

    By Val, on February 28, 2008 18:44:48

22. Her chin has taken on a Michael Jackson-like quality.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 19:01:11

23. "I'm not saying Pete Wentz is gay, but Ashlee would have a better chance of getting pregnant by this dude if she somehow could transform into My Chemical Romance."
    
    Priceless!!!

    By anonymous, on February 29, 2008 07:58:11

24. What colour are her hair?
    

    By anonymous, on March 2, 2008 13:05:23