I remember how, back when there was public speculation that she had had implants, she got all defensive and said she had just developed recently and gosh it's so embarrassing to have to talk about it. Fucking lying liar. Yes, you're right, She-non, Lynne Spears got predictable results. She got two slutty daughters who have embarrassed themselves and the Spears family.
i have NEVER understood why people said she is/was hot..I have always said her head and neck are the same size..like a block head..I am sorry, but she has only hd "moments of less ugly than others" in my opinion..
To whoever said she looks inbred- I can't agree more. Someone remind me, why's she famous again? She's never been that hot, and never had talent. Sure she's crazy, and generally forgets her pants and/or underwear, but so does my Grandma, and she's not famous. Go figure...
She was famous because the only pictures everyone saw of her were glossy airbrushed pics and music videos. The Internet and paparazzi pics showed the world just how ugly this girl REALLY is.
Catman, "fucking lying liar" is my phrase of the week. Love it.
Shame for sure. But I can't help but blame the parents first. They raised two over-sexed whores and although we never hear about their brother Brian, I'm sure he's off somewhere getting his toe jam licked by a big-titted hooker named Fred.
Yes, Britney vehemently denied the implants when there was speculation that she'd had them when she was a teen. She also swore that she was a virgin and would remain pure until marriage. The "WWJD" bracelet kinda puts the icing on the cake - she's been a lying sack of shit from the beginning. Kudos, Lynne and Jamie - you did a GREAT job raising your family.
wow funny how people forget how "hot" she was 5 yrs ago everyone was in love with her she was beautiful, amazing body, and a very talented performer she may be kinda crazy but britney is a icon 80 million records sold & numerous awards including a grammy say what you want but you cant deny her fame or talent you cant sit here and put her into the same group as these paris's, & kims and i'm sure when she gets help, a new weave and a tan everyone will be kissing her ass again.
Good catch, anon @ 10:27, with the WWJD bracelet. The hypocrisy of so many Southern Bible thumpers is just plain hilarious. You've got just enough money for a meth fix, but you kinda wanna buy your kids a little something for the next supervised visit. Quick - what would Jeezus do?
10:58:29, if you look back at the reviews for Twitney's albums and concerts a few years ago, you won't find a lot of praise for her "talent". That's especially true of her concerts, which were largely lip-synching exhibitions. You are very much mistaken. One more thing: Use punctuation, please. I see an ampersand, apostrophes and quotation marks in your comment, so clearly you know what punctuation is. A properly placed period here and there might make you seem semi-intelligent. At least not of sub-Twitney intelligence.
Brit's only "talent" has been her soft-core porn image from day one. Perhaps the reason she's descending into mental illness now is that the dissonance of living as someone you're not for so long has finally caught up with her. Lynn and Jamie should be ashamed of themselves for letting Britney have the breast implants in the first place! Of course it was all about turning on the daddy's of Brit's little girl fans. That's where it all started. Sick!
I don't know who taught the mouth-breathing retards who still watch MTV the word "icon," but I'm really sick of seeing the fucking thing on every post about some washed-up or never-was celebutard.
First of all, considering those pics were taken when she was like 16 years old, that's pretty disturbing. Her parents are assholes.
Secondly, this pisses me off because she chose to parade around in a body she bought, but had the nerve the claim it was all her and was due to a "growth spurt." Yeah, right. As if me and my friends (who were in middle school when she hit the scene) didn't feel insecure enough in our bodies.
This is all karma biting her in her lipo'd ass, and it's awesome.
I still watch MTV so I guess that makes me a mouth breather. But everybody knows that when you're #1 on TRL for a whole week they give you an iCon. I'm pretty sure it's a phone or something.
"wow funny how people forget how "hot" she was 5 yrs ago everyone was in love with her she was beautiful, amazing body, and a very talented performer she may be kinda crazy but britney is a icon 80 million records sold & numerous awards including a grammy say what you want but you cant deny her fame or talent you cant sit here and put her into the same group as these paris's, & kims and i'm sure when she gets help, a new weave and a tan everyone will be kissing her ass again."
Hey Teenage Britard:
Go fuck yourself, and while you're doing that, learn punctuation.
All you fucking teenagers should be euthanized. You contribute NOTHING to society.
No, she was never super "hot" but there was definitely something kind of fuckable about her. Girl-next-door innocence mixed with an almost mature-like sexuality.
One thing is for sure looking at these pictures again: she was no virgin. Something in the face. I'm guessing there maybe was some hanky-panky going on at home or something.
Let me get this straight: you're all saying now that you're not turned on by ridiculously bangable white-trash jailbait piece of ass from back in the day? I call shinanagans.
What's the big deal? That she got her tits enlarged, and lied about it all these years? It just proves that she's always been a liar; don't trust anything she says or does, because there's always another motive...
Yes, Britney vehemently denied the implants when there was speculation that she'd had them when she was a teen. She also swore that she was a virgin and would remain pure until marriage. The "WWJD" bracelet kinda puts the icing on the cake - she's been a lying sack of shit from the beginning. Kudos, Lynne and Jamie - you did a GREAT job raising your family.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 10:43:40 ----------------------------------------- This is SO true. She's a lying sack of shit, and a brainless, uneducated dumbass. If there's a slut-ney fan left out there, now's the time to bail on her...
Let me get this straight: you're all saying now that you're not turned on by ridiculously bangable white-trash jailbait piece of ass from back in the day? I call shinanagans.
By thebig28, on February 7, 2008 13:44:45 ----------------------------------------- She WAS severely fuckable; now she's just a smelly, ugly, flabby, mentally diseased mess. I wouldn't fuck her even with YOUR dick...
Obviously I was talking about Britney circa 1998. I wouldn't fuck her now even with Todd's dick.
Anon 14:47,
When Britney was 16 I was 17, and when I was 17 all I wanted to do was stick my dick in every 16 year old I laid my eyes on. Oh I understand now, you want boys to stick their dick in you. Got it.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who remembers when she hosted SNL and they put robotic moving breasts in her shirt during the monolouge. She was talking about how her boobs were real and she doesn't understand all the fuss. I'm going to look this hypocrit up on YouTube.
you know, I don't see what the big deal is. Get over it! She denied having breast implants; she was also still growing up, she was a kid. Heaven forbid a celebrity or someone in the media should lie to you... If I was her, I would've lied about having plastic boobs too. No big deal.
She looks like a poster child for child molesters in that pic. WTF kind of mother lets a 16 year old pose semi-nude in front of her dolls on a national magazine? Or lets 14 year old Jamie Lynne sleep with her bfs under her roof? And Lynne Spears wonders why her daughters are trainwreck sluts? Both of those girls should have been put in a convent school. Lynne SOLD her daughters virtue for $$$$$$.
"When doctors explained to Britney that she couldn't squeeze delicious creme from her boobs, she covered her ears and ran down the hallway. "But I like cupcakes!" "
She's still a mental retarded attention whore, intent on shocking everyone to get attention. I don't think it'll be too long before we see video of giving some annonymous guy she just met a blowjob, or standing on a street corner with no skirt or panties on, pissing on herself.
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Leave Your CommentI love that her mother allowed her daughter to be sexed up as a come-fuck-me underaged cock slot?
This is what you get, Lynne Spears.
By She-nonymous, on February 7, 2008 08:59:56
Looks like she had a nose job too.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 09:03:18
I remember how, back when there was public speculation that she had had implants, she got all defensive and said she had just developed recently and gosh it's so embarrassing to have to talk about it. Fucking lying liar.
Yes, you're right, She-non, Lynne Spears got predictable results. She got two slutty daughters who have embarrassed themselves and the Spears family.
By catman, on February 7, 2008 09:08:28
she was never that hot. she looks so inbred and hick like here.
also...really digging the bracelet she's sporting
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 09:09:26
i cant believe i wanted to bang her
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 09:13:53
She looks like Anthony Kiedis, especially in the left pic.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 09:14:55
i have NEVER understood why people said she is/was hot..I have always said her head and neck are the same size..like a block head..I am sorry, but she has only hd "moments of less ugly than others" in my opinion..
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 09:21:14
She always had a linebacker's neck with her eyes like a bowling ball.
Can't wait for the Mama Spears book to parenting.
By Tazznum1, on February 7, 2008 09:25:18
she has the neck of a linebacker always has
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 09:25:26
Glad someone else thought exactly what I was thinking.
By Tazznum1, on February 7, 2008 09:27:47
To whoever said she looks inbred- I can't agree more. Someone remind me, why's she famous again? She's never been that hot, and never had talent. Sure she's crazy, and generally forgets her pants and/or underwear, but so does my Grandma, and she's not famous.
Go figure...
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 09:40:41
She was famous because the only pictures everyone saw of her were glossy airbrushed pics and music videos. The Internet and paparazzi pics showed the world just how ugly this girl REALLY is.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 09:43:30
Catman, "fucking lying liar" is my phrase of the week. Love it.
Shame for sure. But I can't help but blame the parents first. They raised two over-sexed whores and although we never hear about their brother Brian, I'm sure he's off somewhere getting his toe jam licked by a big-titted hooker named Fred.
One love.
By She-nonymous, on February 7, 2008 09:47:37
Who would want to squeeze those deflated airbags anyway?
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 09:49:17
Like, no shit? She went in for "knee surgery" and came out with big funbags. I lived a block from the New Orleans hospital where she got them done.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 09:58:32
Rolling Stone lost my respect when they included this line in the current Spears article -
"In person, Britney is shockingly beautiful — clear skin, ruby lips, a perfectly proportioned twenty-six-year-old porcelain doll"
I mean, what the fuck is that all about? Is some delusional fan from Breatheheavy now working at RS?
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 09:59:38
09:59, that was written by a reporter on special assignment for Rolling Stone - he's 89 years old and currently on a wait list for cataract surgery.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 10:23:26
It does appear as if she's had work done on her nose too.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 10:26:00
LOL she's wearing a "WWJD" bracelet in these pics! omg hilarious.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 10:27:20
9:59 - They forgot to mention her silken hair, beautiful bone structure, and the grace of a ballerina.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 10:35:27
Yes, Britney vehemently denied the implants when there was speculation that she'd had them when she was a teen. She also swore that she was a virgin and would remain pure until marriage. The "WWJD" bracelet kinda puts the icing on the cake - she's been a lying sack of shit from the beginning. Kudos, Lynne and Jamie - you did a GREAT job raising your family.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 10:43:40
The title should be "No shit, confirming what the world already knew" as written by Captain Obvious.
By justin, on February 7, 2008 10:44:33
"She looks like Anthony Keidis" -- that's friggin' funny. They're both shite singers, too.
By Emil Sitka, on February 7, 2008 10:45:54
The root cause of all of this is the FDA. Beware of the FDA, folks. Also, keep an eye out for the NHL. They is some sneaky crackerz.
By Islandgirl's Pooper, on February 7, 2008 10:46:57
Check out the truth:
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Britney.html
By jbonz, on February 7, 2008 10:56:04
wow funny how people forget how "hot" she was 5 yrs ago everyone was in love with her she was beautiful, amazing body, and a very talented performer she may be kinda crazy but britney is a icon 80 million records sold & numerous awards including a grammy say what you want but you cant deny her fame or talent you cant sit here and put her into the same group as these paris's, & kims and i'm sure when she gets help, a new weave and a tan everyone will be kissing her ass again.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 10:58:29
Jamie looked at these pictures and said "Now THAT'S my baby!" and everybody went eewwww.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 10:59:01
Good catch, anon @ 10:27, with the WWJD bracelet. The hypocrisy of so many Southern Bible thumpers is just plain hilarious.
You've got just enough money for a meth fix, but you kinda wanna buy your kids a little something for the next supervised visit. Quick - what would Jeezus do?
By catman, on February 7, 2008 11:01:20
anonymous, on February 7, 2008 10:58:29:
Britney was never hot. She was and always will be an overproduced scam artist who lied and faked her way to making millions. STFU
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 11:01:50
She must have great peripheral vision. If her eyes were any further apart they would be right above her ears.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 11:06:44
11:06 - eyes like you describe are typical of a child with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Makes sense now, doesn't it?
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 11:11:08
Oh look! She's ALWAYS been a trunk-necked, sun-damaged ho with down syndrome eyes! How cute!
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 11:18:19
10:58:29, if you look back at the reviews for Twitney's albums and concerts a few years ago, you won't find a lot of praise for her "talent". That's especially true of her concerts, which were largely lip-synching exhibitions. You are very much mistaken.
One more thing: Use punctuation, please. I see an ampersand, apostrophes and quotation marks in your comment, so clearly you know what punctuation is. A properly placed period here and there might make you seem semi-intelligent. At least not of sub-Twitney intelligence.
By catman, on February 7, 2008 11:18:34
Brit's only "talent" has been her soft-core porn image from day one. Perhaps the reason she's descending into mental illness now is that the dissonance of living as someone you're not for so long has finally caught up with her. Lynn and Jamie should be ashamed of themselves for letting Britney have the breast implants in the first place! Of course it was all about turning on the daddy's of Brit's little girl fans. That's where it all started. Sick!
By laurieann, on February 7, 2008 11:28:44
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHITE TRASH YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! they are one stupid family
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 11:47:06
10:58:29
britney is a icon
I don't know who taught the mouth-breathing retards who still watch MTV the word "icon," but I'm really sick of seeing the fucking thing on every post about some washed-up or never-was celebutard.
ZOMGRIHANNAISAFASHIONICON!
WTFBRITNEYISAMUSICICON!
BBQHEIDIMONTAGIS...ERM...ANICONICON!
If you see the word "icon" in a post these days, it's pretty much your cue to stop reading and skip down one...
By Icon T'bleev Itznotbutr, on February 7, 2008 11:47:56
First of all, considering those pics were taken when she was like 16 years old, that's pretty disturbing. Her parents are assholes.
Secondly, this pisses me off because she chose to parade around in a body she bought, but had the nerve the claim it was all her and was due to a "growth spurt." Yeah, right. As if me and my friends (who were in middle school when she hit the scene) didn't feel insecure enough in our bodies.
This is all karma biting her in her lipo'd ass, and it's awesome.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 11:58:25
ah, and a nose job...
By amanda, on February 7, 2008 11:58:31
I still watch MTV so I guess that makes me a mouth breather. But everybody knows that when you're #1 on TRL for a whole week they give you an iCon. I'm pretty sure it's a phone or something.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 12:10:37
"wow funny how people forget how "hot" she was 5 yrs ago everyone was in love with her she was beautiful, amazing body, and a very talented performer she may be kinda crazy but britney is a icon 80 million records sold & numerous awards including a grammy say what you want but you cant deny her fame or talent you cant sit here and put her into the same group as these paris's, & kims and i'm sure when she gets help, a new weave and a tan everyone will be kissing her ass again."
Hey Teenage Britard:
Go fuck yourself, and while you're doing that, learn punctuation.
All you fucking teenagers should be euthanized. You contribute NOTHING to society.
By Anonymous, on February 7, 2008 12:56:08
10/10 Todd. That shit was funny.
By some douchebag Ivy League lit teacher, on February 7, 2008 13:28:48
No, she was never super "hot" but there was definitely something kind of fuckable about her. Girl-next-door innocence mixed with an almost mature-like sexuality.
One thing is for sure looking at these pictures again: she was no virgin. Something in the face. I'm guessing there maybe was some hanky-panky going on at home or something.
By some douchebag Ivy League lit teacher, on February 7, 2008 13:37:57
Let me get this straight: you're all saying now that you're not turned on by ridiculously bangable white-trash jailbait piece of ass from back in the day? I call shinanagans.
By thebig28, on February 7, 2008 13:44:45
What's the big deal? That she got her tits enlarged, and lied about it all these years? It just proves that she's always been a liar; don't trust anything she says or does, because there's always another motive...
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 13:48:28
When she stops being a braindead dumbass, she needs to get a tit job. Those flabby bags she calls tits are hanging down to her knees...
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 14:37:29
Yes, Britney vehemently denied the implants when there was speculation that she'd had them when she was a teen. She also swore that she was a virgin and would remain pure until marriage. The "WWJD" bracelet kinda puts the icing on the cake - she's been a lying sack of shit from the beginning. Kudos, Lynne and Jamie - you did a GREAT job raising your family.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 10:43:40
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This is SO true. She's a lying sack of shit, and a brainless, uneducated dumbass. If there's a slut-ney fan left out there, now's the time to bail on her...
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 14:43:44
Let me get this straight: you're all saying now that you're not turned on by ridiculously bangable white-trash jailbait piece of ass from back in the day? I call shinanagans.
By thebig28, on February 7, 2008 13:44:45
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She WAS severely fuckable; now she's just a smelly, ugly, flabby, mentally diseased mess. I wouldn't fuck her even with YOUR dick...
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 14:45:49
No, I didn't want to stick my dick in a 16 year old, but I guess that's the different between you and me, you sick pedo.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 14:47:41
1999 called, they want their story back.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 16:53:10
Anon 14:45,
Obviously I was talking about Britney circa 1998. I wouldn't fuck her now even with Todd's dick.
Anon 14:47,
When Britney was 16 I was 17, and when I was 17 all I wanted to do was stick my dick in every 16 year old I laid my eyes on. Oh I understand now, you want boys to stick their dick in you. Got it.
By Thebig28, on February 7, 2008 17:05:08
Please tell me I'm not the only one who remembers when she hosted SNL and they put robotic moving breasts in her shirt during the monolouge. She was talking about how her boobs were real and she doesn't understand all the fuss. I'm going to look this hypocrit up on YouTube.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 20:07:41
Here's the SNL implant denial:
(take out the 'x' and insert an 'h' in the http...)
xttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk7qThna5eo
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 20:14:52
you know, I don't see what the big deal is. Get over it! She denied having breast implants; she was also still growing up, she was a kid. Heaven forbid a celebrity or someone in the media should lie to you...
If I was her, I would've lied about having plastic boobs too. No big deal.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 21:06:00
Who gives a shit
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 21:25:09
i definitely remember that SNL skit! I was waiting for someone to mention it! Thanks!!!!
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 21:38:19
She looks like a poster child for child molesters in that pic. WTF kind of mother lets a 16 year old pose semi-nude in front of her dolls on a national magazine? Or lets 14 year old Jamie Lynne sleep with her bfs under her roof? And Lynne Spears wonders why her daughters are trainwreck sluts? Both of those girls should have been put in a convent school. Lynne SOLD her daughters virtue for $$$$$$.
By Disgusted with bad parents, on February 8, 2008 01:37:58
Wow!Her neck is just as thick as a tree trunk.
I still wonder how this masculine looking retard made it to Hollywood..
Maybe sucking cocks?
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 05:34:12
Thebig28, do you live in prison?
It seems to me that you haven`t seen a woman for a while.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 06:11:49
OMG! Those pictures look like child porn taken by some child molestor under investigation by SVU.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 08:17:31
These bitches "think" with their pea brains we're all stupid and gullible!
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 08:29:48
"When doctors explained to Britney that she couldn't squeeze delicious creme from her boobs, she covered her ears and ran down the hallway. "But I like cupcakes!"
"
ROFL!!! That was hilarious.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 10:44:41
She's still a mental retarded attention whore, intent on shocking everyone to get attention. I don't think it'll be too long before we see video of giving some annonymous guy she just met a blowjob, or standing on a street corner with no skirt or panties on, pissing on herself.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2008 01:12:48
Her neck looks like that from all the exercise she got from sucking all her male family members' cocks while growing up.
By sgooier, on February 11, 2008 05:20:31
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