Yeah, I agree those boots need to go Justin from Texas. My god they're ugly. I mean, it's cool to have a trademark or something that is "you" but damn. Those boots just top off the nasty hooker look she's got going here. Does she actually think this is attractive??
What comes first, sanity or basic grooming? It's a chicken /egg question. Head to toe, hear we go:
The hair: I believe that IS the new do. Her new hairdresser spent four hours on that. Scary, isn't it? Plus I'm wondering if she shampoos at all between hair appointments. I'm thinking no.
The top: It's both wrong side out and backwards. In other words, as screwed up as possible. Just like her.
The bra (or lack of it). Bras are just plain more comfortable when you're well endowed. And I suspect even MORE comfortable when you have some plastic bags installed in your body.
The stockings: Are these the same pair she's worn since Halloween? Probably so, and I bet they haven't been washed yet either.
Well, if it looks like a whore (ripped stockings, no bra & showing off her saggy flabby tits, shirt pulled up to show off her twat & ass), smells like a whore (nice nasty weave; it looks like she hasn't showered in 2 weeks), and sounds like a whore (have you heard her LAME music ever?), then it's a whore. I'm surprised she's not down on her knees in these photots, giving some guy a blowjob...
Meh. Not that it really matters, but I'd still fuck that fat saggy ass of hers. You see? "Sexy" is such a difficult thing to define. One thing for sure, It doesn't involve stick-thin models with bad teeth looking like they just injected a load of coke into their veins (yoohoo! Kate Moss!).
11:42 is right; the hard core sex tape is next. The only question is, is the terrorist going to be fucked/sucked off in the pics, or will it be some annonymous guy SLUTney ran into at a Starbucks or at a gas station?
1) Hair pulled back, to avoid getting in the way of giving blowjobs: Check. 2) Torn fishnet stockings: Check. 3) No bra & tight tshirt, to show off titties: Check. 4) Pussy & ass exposed, to attract customers: Check. 5) Hooker boots with high heels: Check. 6) Streewalker look, to entice lowlifes: Check.
She's such a nasty mess. Everytime I see her now, I want to puke; she gets uglier, smellier and nastier by the day. And, to think, she used to be such a hot piece of just legal ass...
You know, even with everything that's been going on with her of late, I still thought that given the chance, I'd hit it. Not anymore. Jeeeezus!!! I'd sooner lick a public urinal than to go anywhere the nasty, nasty, NASTY ass skank/whore/hooker/kid hater piece of trash!!!
and to think it was just 4-5 years ago, all you people were going crazy for britney and even before that you were all waiting for her to turn 18. look at her now people. I knew this was coming from the beginning. too much pressure from her record label and her money hungry mother. the girl everyone wanted to fuck turned out to be redneck trailer park trash.
Everytime I see those tits, it makes me feel bad for thinking she had implants all those years. Those are obviously non-inflated, post-baby knockers. Wow. So glad I got implants, so i would never have to see that in the mirror!
to 18:22... implants are gross. Most men hate 'em. They might catch people's attention at a distance, but up close they look and FEEL ridiculous. It's like gripping a football, seams and all. Ack!
Anyhow, Spears is obviously a wreck. She would be best off at home resting, never leaving her house for at least 90 days or more. I have confidence that things will get better once she is freed from the grips of those vultures Grossman and Lutfi.
According to all the stuff that's come out lately, she DID have implants. But she had them removed. Hence the deflated appearance. I just don't understand why she doesn't SEE how nasty she looks. Does she really not care that people see her and say these terrible things about her? Even if she doesn't care for herself, damn, she's a mom. I mean, her kids just don't deserve it and it blows my mind that she can't see that.
Oh my. She is horrendous. She must be completely out of her senses. The shot from the back with her boots only zipped up part way (something I have noticed for a while) because her legs are too thick is especially tragic.
45 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI would gladley remove my left nut if she would just throw those fukcing ugly boots away! Seriously you guys. They mostly suck, mostly!
By Justin from Texas, on February 11, 2008 09:10:32
Eiwww.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 09:12:58
Yeah, I agree those boots need to go Justin from Texas. My god they're ugly. I mean, it's cool to have a trademark or something that is "you" but damn. Those boots just top off the nasty hooker look she's got going here. Does she actually think this is attractive??
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 09:16:11
I think her shirt is inside out and backwards. If only that were the least of her problems.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 09:16:34
Pimps up, Ho's down.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 09:22:12
She is so disgusting even her stockings are trying to kill themselves.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 09:25:20
why does she insist on wearing her tops as dresses...and backwards?
By Billie a.k.a Jackie_dressedinCobras, on February 11, 2008 09:29:29
Her favorite paparazzi agency was reporting on Friday that she was getting her hair done and a makeover that day. I guess that didn't happen.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 09:30:30
Seriously, she can't be dancing. How on earth could you dance with big floppy boobs like that and no bra? No way.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 09:34:14
Ha, thats the first thing that came into my head yesterday when I saw those pics, she looks like a hooker.
By Trax, on February 11, 2008 09:58:32
i'd give her 5 dollars to make me hollar
By ellen, on February 11, 2008 10:08:23
A very cheap, chinatown hooker.
Giving blowjobs for $5.
Or crack.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 10:09:58
What comes first, sanity or basic grooming? It's a chicken /egg question. Head to toe, hear we go:
The hair: I believe that IS the new do. Her new hairdresser spent four hours on that. Scary, isn't it? Plus I'm wondering if she shampoos at all between hair appointments. I'm thinking no.
The top: It's both wrong side out and backwards. In other words, as screwed up as possible. Just like her.
The bra (or lack of it). Bras are just plain more comfortable when you're well endowed. And I suspect even MORE comfortable when you have some plastic bags installed in your body.
The stockings: Are these the same pair she's worn since Halloween? Probably so, and I bet they haven't been washed yet either.
The boots: Momma needs a new pair of shoes.
Smoking: Icing on the skanky cake.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 10:13:10
stay golden britney.............stay golden
By love button, on February 11, 2008 10:20:01
A sudden craving for flapjacks just hit me.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 10:45:27
That reminds me ... I've got to milk the cows.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 11:07:02
I think we need a new acronym for this "NSFD" (not safe for digestion)...I just gagged on my lunch.
By won't hit that, on February 11, 2008 11:25:34
damn she makes one ugly whore LOL
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 11:30:00
Well, if it looks like a whore (ripped stockings, no bra & showing off her saggy flabby tits, shirt pulled up to show off her twat & ass), smells like a whore (nice nasty weave; it looks like she hasn't showered in 2 weeks), and sounds like a whore (have you heard her LAME music ever?), then it's a whore. I'm surprised she's not down on her knees in these photots, giving some guy a blowjob...
By SLUTney = WHORE, on February 11, 2008 11:42:44
what can I say about britney that hasn't already been said about afghanistan? she looks bombed out and depleted.....
By Silky Johnson, on February 11, 2008 11:44:30
Like Amy Winehouse, I guess the new "in thing" must be to make yourself as unattractive as possible.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 12:03:48
GET A BREAST LIFT! Geez, not like she can't afford it.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 12:28:25
How completely embarrassing for the stylist that apparently spent 4 hours at her house working on that mop. It looks worse than ever!!!
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 12:38:30
Meh. Not that it really matters, but I'd still fuck that fat saggy ass of hers. You see? "Sexy" is such a difficult thing to define. One thing for sure, It doesn't involve stick-thin models with bad teeth looking like they just injected a load of coke into their veins (yoohoo! Kate Moss!).
By Feelbot, on February 11, 2008 12:41:38
11:42 is right; the hard core sex tape is next. The only question is, is the terrorist going to be fucked/sucked off in the pics, or will it be some annonymous guy SLUTney ran into at a Starbucks or at a gas station?
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 13:04:35
looks like it's first class all the way - as usual. what they do find more hurricane katrina leftovers ? what a scumbag.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 13:04:37
Let's see...
1) Hair pulled back, to avoid getting in the way of giving blowjobs: Check.
2) Torn fishnet stockings: Check.
3) No bra & tight tshirt, to show off titties: Check.
4) Pussy & ass exposed, to attract customers: Check.
5) Hooker boots with high heels: Check.
6) Streewalker look, to entice lowlifes: Check.
Yup, it's definitely a whore all right...
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 13:11:43
what the hell is this girl thinking what a head case
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 13:28:59
where's a roof top sniper when you need one...
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 13:40:45
Fucking the hooker at the point is probably more hygentic than putting your dick into that mess.
By TheBig28, on February 11, 2008 14:02:47
She's such a nasty mess. Everytime I see her now, I want to puke; she gets uglier, smellier and nastier by the day. And, to think, she used to be such a hot piece of just legal ass...
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 14:14:39
Seriously, what the fuck is up with those goddamn stockings with the holes? She's had them FOREVER! They must smell like a fish market by now!!
By Mike in Jersey, on February 11, 2008 14:39:04
You know, even with everything that's been going on with her of late, I still thought that given the chance, I'd hit it. Not anymore. Jeeeezus!!! I'd sooner lick a public urinal than to go anywhere the nasty, nasty, NASTY ass skank/whore/hooker/kid hater piece of trash!!!
By horrified, formerly horny for her, on February 11, 2008 14:41:30
I wouldn't give her 2 fuckin cents!!!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 14:58:30
Forgive me for shouting but....
UGLIEST CELEB IN THE WORLD. PERIOD. THANKS FOR COMING OUT.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 15:30:06
and to think it was just 4-5 years ago, all you people were going crazy for britney and even before that you were all waiting for her to turn 18. look at her now people. I knew this was coming from the beginning. too much pressure from her record label and her money hungry mother. the girl everyone wanted to fuck turned out to be redneck trailer park trash.
By Prettyboy, on February 11, 2008 16:29:26
Just for the record, Prettyboy, sweetie...
I never wanted to fuck Britney Spears. Not even a little.
Just thought I should clarify that.
By Vigilante, on February 11, 2008 17:31:17
Wow, if I felt half as pretty as apparently she does I'd be walking around naked all day long. Damn drugs give you awesome self-esteem.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 17:46:59
Everytime I see those tits, it makes me feel bad for thinking she had implants all those years. Those are obviously non-inflated, post-baby knockers. Wow. So glad I got implants, so i would never have to see that in the mirror!
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 18:22:22
UGLIEST TITS EVER. E V E R! *puke*
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 18:27:56
to 18:22... implants are gross. Most men hate 'em. They might catch people's attention at a distance, but up close they look and FEEL ridiculous. It's like gripping a football, seams and all. Ack!
Anyhow, Spears is obviously a wreck. She would be best off at home resting, never leaving her house for at least 90 days or more. I have confidence that things will get better once she is freed from the grips of those vultures Grossman and Lutfi.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on February 11, 2008 18:43:30
According to all the stuff that's come out lately, she DID have implants. But she had them removed. Hence the deflated appearance.
I just don't understand why she doesn't SEE how nasty she looks. Does she really not care that people see her and say these terrible things about her? Even if she doesn't care for herself, damn, she's a mom. I mean, her kids just don't deserve it and it blows my mind that she can't see that.
By dirtybutterfly, on February 11, 2008 19:17:30
Wow, and prettyboy saw it coming all along, way before anyone else.
By the lowest form of wit, on February 12, 2008 02:01:32
Oh my. She is horrendous. She must be completely out of her senses. The shot from the back with her boots only zipped up part way (something I have noticed for a while) because her legs are too thick is especially tragic.
By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 06:15:02
Oh..ooh my. Is that her nipple pointing straight down? Can falsies even do that? This picture boggles me, and it hurts.
By Ashlie, on February 13, 2008 06:54:57
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