25 Comments:

• I bet the "dinner" eventually started to spurt.

  By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 09:33:10

• I'm sure I missed it somewhere...but uh...WHY is she out of the hospital??

  By JMR, on February 14, 2008 09:41:45

• 1) How did sam lufti contact SLUTney to facilitate this moronic phone call? Doesn't she have a restraining order against him?
  
  2) Wasn't SLUTney pissed off at him? I read on this website he had stolen property from her home, he cut the phone off in her place, and he removed her cell phone rechargers...
  
  3) Are BOTH of them totally insane? They think the reason SLUTney can't keep a lawyer is a "civil rights" issue? Bullsh*t. The reason SLUTney can't keep a lawyer is because she refuses to listen to their advice, and idiotically does stupid things (driving everywhere, snatch flashing, doing meth, going to hotels & gas stations & starbucks daily, acting like a total & complete retard) that make her case harder to win by the day. She's a mentally diseased moron, and that's why no one wants to represent her.

  By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 09:57:23

• I find it HILARIOUS that arrogant, self centered morons with senses of entitlement like SNATCHney & pearASS think they're so important that, when they do something stupid & get in trouble or things don't go the way they want, they can "seek assistance directly from the Governor". Talk about deluded...

  By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 09:59:57

• Goddamnit, I hate this bitch, why won't she stay under her damn rock? Her and her awesome boyfriend/husband should buy there own island so I don't have to look at them anymore. Then once they are there we can blow that fucker up or napalm it. We should also send Paris, Kim, and the original members of Menudo with them for company. Wait I forgot the unlucky black guy that Kim would bring along as well for sexual purposes. This whore doesn't deserve this life. Put that bitch in a padded room already, FUCK.

  By I hate Hippies, on February 14, 2008 10:05:15

• I would pay good money to listen to that conversation. Forget comedy writers, that would be the funniest shit ever recorded.

  By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 10:30:05

• if he didn't help paris why would he help britney

  By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 10:39:33

• To be fair (hey, it doesn't hurt once in awhile) Britney's probably talking about her loss of independence in running her own affairs since her father took over. That IS a loss of civil rights, but it is legal and was done because she is a menace to herself and everyone she gets near. Now, as far as asking the Governor of California to intervene on her behalf, that's a little nutty.

  By jbonz, on February 14, 2008 10:53:27

• I think Arnold should get involved. He should hunt her down and unload a shotgun into her chest.

  By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 11:11:32

• Objection. Brit's had A LOT of 'help' from people who profit from every out of control picture sold. With a serious personality disorder, substance addictions and major life changes, she has obviously had compromised judgement. For more than a year now, sleazebags have made a great living off someone else' pain. I wouldn't believe anything any of the people mentioned say. They are still trying to make a quick cheap buck.
  Keep healing, Brit.
  Lutfi's a pig.

  By Kelly , on February 14, 2008 11:21:18

• And yet every time her name is written in this post and my mouse rolls over it a little window pops up telling me how I can buy Britney's album.
  
  Guess she'll be around for a while longer. (lord help us)

  By Sam Twoflea, on February 14, 2008 11:47:50

• WEAR A FUCKING BRA!! Can somebody get that message to her? Blech. I'm so tired of her....can't we get some better stories? Post about her when she dies...

  By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 12:32:06

• Bra? First things first, please. Wear your shirt right side out please! Geez second time in a row this week! Not a real good way to advertise mental competence! Well maybe right now we just need to thank our lucky stars she's wearing pants. Baby steps. Go Brit! Ugh.
  
  BTW, Brit, ever think that drinking coffee at night just might not be the best idea when you're coming off a manic phase? Just maybe?

  By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 13:00:11

• It is weird how Britney's earlobes mimic her boobs with her earrings playing the role of her sad droopy nipples. Actually, every part of Britney's body seems to be in a losing battle with gravity, perhaps, with the exception of her hair line which sadly only seems to be receding further and further up her head.

  By FatBottomGirl, on February 14, 2008 13:03:38

• I guess you don't say "not wearing a bra" anymore because it's redundant at this point.

  By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 13:42:00

• Maybe if someone told Britney that only crazy people wear bras, she'll start wearing one. Reverse psychology, it might work!

  By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 14:12:57

• 14:12
  It usually works with children and farm animals. Or, case in point, a mix of those.

  By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 14:18:52

• Now I know how Blacks and Hispanics feel about hoodrats and wetbacks. Britney Spears makes me embarrassed to be White.

  By Abram, on February 14, 2008 15:39:20

• No Abram, she makes us ALL feel embarrassed to be human. At this point in time I'd feel less embarrassed to be related to those monkeys that throw crap at people.

  By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 18:19:20

• *raises hand* She makes me embarrassed to be human too. I'm terrified to go to a pet store, out of fear that all the hamsters will point and laugh at me.
  
  Anyway, I think she SHOULD contact the Governator. And I think he should go all "Terminator" and obliterate her and Lutfi, for the sake of humanity's future.

  By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 23:08:45

• Brit has always had boobies that point to the equator. Age an childbirth have nothing to do with it. Check out her older pix for the downwardly-pointing nips. Some women are just "blessed" that way!

  By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 20:04:15

• Britney, Starbucks, no bra, hideous ... yep, everything's status quo. Phew.

  By Julie, on February 17, 2008 14:44:29

• Oh please. I hope Arnold laughs his ass off at this. Ridiculous. I don't know what stupid Shitney thinks, but she is NOT that important. And honestly, I am more concerned about those poor children of hers. Imagine having her as a mother. I honestly hope that she does die, because if she lives, she WILL ruin those children's lives. And according to the new issue of In Touch, she doesn't even CARE about her kids! She says that they don't matter, she can just have new ones! Do we REALLY want this unstable, worthless creature to breed AGAIN? Aren't her two children enough mistakes from the Spears family? I mean, her slut sister is breeding at 16, shouldn't we maybe be curtailing certain people's "civil rights" a little MORE? IMO, you DO NOT have the right to have children that you won't take care of, and we should be sterilizing people (trash) like the Spears whores. I hope Arnold laughs in her fat, stupid, bovine face...that would be EPIC WIN! Basically, fuck her. She doesn't deserve shit.

  By anonymous, on February 18, 2008 14:04:57

• my biggest pet peave is bitches who never heard of nail polish remover, she looks like shes been fingering phucking her crusty asshole

  By anonymous, on February 18, 2008 14:48:58

• She is a dangerous driver, public nuisance, uneducated dupe to any con artist, extremely bad mother, slutty human and even if declared mentally ill not at all special enough to worry over her losing some basic freedoms for the public's good. I think the mental illness was created over time by poor nutrition, tempermental shallow personality and drug induced. Leave her locked up until completely healthy and clean with social skills or never release back to the public.

  By aerobella, on February 18, 2008 19:10:22