37 Comments:

1. Who won that category? I was so scared she'd slip a nipple, an image which would've taunted me forever, that I immediately changed to that French one about fishing.

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 00:31:22

2. l.o.l.

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 01:03:03

3. Todd's posts are funny. Damn funny, sometimes.
   But, Jenny, you must post more often yourself. Because you're funny too. Damn funny!

   By Reg Reader, on February 25, 2008 02:07:14

4. Gotta love Cameron. She's so funny

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 04:17:21

5. She is looking ROUGH. How old is she? Late 30's? Bags under the eyes, blotchy skin, sun damage...may be time for some "work."

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 06:55:02

6. Very funny - just how i would imagine that a segement with Cameron Diaz would go down.

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 06:58:44

7. She stuffed her top with napkins on the outside, but what the hey, she's got a kinda bust.. this dress too pale for her tangerine tan.. pasty lips, over rouge cheeks and shouldn't she have rested a few days after being derma sandblasted...

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 07:04:15

8. Yeah I was wondering the same thing...and so weird to see her in that frilly dress. I swear she looked like a guy in drag. Way off on that style. And her little surfer ponytail w/ it was odd. WTF??? What's going on, Cameron?

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 07:26:59

9. She is a joke!

   By Dick in a box, on February 25, 2008 07:34:17

10. I'd still do her.
    
    Right in her butt.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 07:41:52

11. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 07:54:53

12. I have NO RESPECT for Cameron Diaz!

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 08:03:22

13. Why was she there indeed. I just saw some photos and wondered why most people were there like Jessica freakin' Alba. None of these people will ever win an Oscar EVER EVER so why the hell do they get invited? To prance around on a red carpet in a frock. Certainly not because they have any talent.

    By SAm, on February 25, 2008 08:16:00

14. the best part was Cameron saying "I can do this"... yeah right. annoying bitch

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 08:38:37

15. Still an idiot.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 08:54:49

16. cameron diaz is one ugly ass skank with no talent to win an oscar why was that bitch there???,,she was all stupid like always trying to be funny when she is not, she is not pretty the only ONE time she look decent was in that stupid movie the mask thats the first time she was in a movie after that movie she turn ugly and never change

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 09:03:35

17. *applause*
    
    Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 09:25:06

18. she is so not gracious

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 09:26:34

19. I think I am starting to catch on to Justin Timberlake's Modus Operandi. He banged Britney when she was still hot then dumped her. He rode Cameron when she was hot then kicked her to the curb. I like it. When the girl starts showing the slightest bit of wear and tear, trade her in for a newer, hotter model.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 09:38:15

20. Cameron Diaz is beautiful! You all need your eyes checked.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 09:59:50

21. @ 9:59 - Cameron is a dog and you're probably as ugly as her, so that's why you defend her.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 10:02:35

22. Cameron has more miles on her than my '56 Roadmaster.
    
    And why was the Cameron muppet made out of leather?

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 11:41:51

23. My '47 Stylemaster could kick your '56 Roadmaster's ass.
    
    So suck on that.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 11:47:16

24. Oh my god I hate her. The only way I could possibly like her would be if a) she was in the dirtier sequel to "9 Songs" or b) she kicked Sean Penn in the nuts.

    By thebig28, on February 25, 2008 12:20:09

25. she anoys the shit out of me, but her arms are so beautiful. Those shoulders and arms are scuplted-gorgeous. She also has an amazing set of legs.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 13:00:31

26. I was waiting for her to yell cut & beg the director to do a re-take. Just like Jimmy Fallon did last fall at the Kennedy Center's Mark Twain comedy prize award for Billy Crystal. No joke -- Jimmy took three takes. Jon Lovitz came out afterwards with an funny, edgy joke about Jimmy. Cameron & Jimmy are proof that talent is not required, they were just at the right place at the right time.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 14:31:00

27. she is ugly and bitter

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 17:06:57

28. Absolutely fugtarded... Please Hollywood, stop giving her work and maybe she'll go away.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 17:07:54

29. What's up with the chipmunk cheeks? meh, don't care about her, never did. She can burp and fart herself in anonymity.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 18:08:34

30. at least she's not pregnant...oh yeah, that's take a turkeybaster.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 20:12:24

31. A'ight: what is the deal with her extra rubbery face? She's got the mouth of a damn catfish, seriously! She got a daddy named Stretch Armstrong?! Barf!

    By BaitNTackle, on February 25, 2008 21:19:13

32. Okay, she's a skank but I'll kill to have arms and shoulders like that.

    By TrayC, on February 25, 2008 21:52:05

33. she's gay

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 05:57:58

34. she's gay

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 05:58:01

35. i was waiting for a friend at starbucks in nyc (union sq) when diaz came in with her friend. her friend was cute -but diaz really has bad skin and her body although fit is shaped like a boy's body. she is considerably tall though. to e honest she is verrry average and you can spot her acne from afar and which gets worst upclose.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 17:38:38

36. "Chipmunk cheeks" means high cheek bones, idiot! They are to die for! Quit hating.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 23:56:18

37. She is EXTREMELY fugly in person.

    By new yorker, on February 27, 2008 02:11:13